Papillion High School - Papionian Yearbook (Papillion, NE)

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Last Will and Testament of the Class of '26 We, the class of Papillion High School, Papillion, Nebr., being of sound mind, memory and under- standing, considering the certainty of the fact that we have but a short time to remain in this, our present place of residence, and thereby be the better prepared to leave this school, when it shall please the Falculty to evoke us therefrom, do therefore make and publish this our last Will and Testament, hereby revoking and annulling all Wills by us heretofore made, in manner and form following, that is to say: FIRST, and principally, we leave this building known as Papillion Public School in the hands of the Faculty, to be taken care of by the Executor in a proper and fitting manner, SECOND, Edythe Archer wills to Loren Doenges her close attention to all speakers and to Helen Frazeur her ability to write notes. George Ayers wills to Ernest Magaret his Ford Coupe, providing that he keeps up its good repu- tation. ' Orville Brownlee wills his title of Deacon to Wendell McManamy. He makes no requirements of the Heir as he trusts that the newly titled Deacon will live up to his title as far as talking is concerned. Raymond Cordes wills the corpse of one stub- tailed, cross-eyed, color-blind cat to John Beadle, whose love for cats has moved Mr. Cordes to leave the corpse to him. Blanche Crabtree wills jointly to Marie Cordes and Stanley Beerline, her red hair to beldivided share and share alike. Dorothy Fase wills her two passenger porch swing to Louise Eitelgorge for one year. She may keep it longer than this provided she uses it as much as its present owner has. Frances Frazeur wills her ability to write letters to Elizabeth Sprague. Irene Frazeur wills her freckles to Lorraine Schroeder. John Haug wills his desire to become a great musician such as Luis Firpo to Stanley Beerline. Alvin Huebner wills to Irvin Doenges the job of trying to fix tires for someone else. To Carl Fricke he leaves his old note book. Edwin Hagedorn wills to Floyd Trumble one concrete bicycle equipped with balloon tires and stop light. He is to use the vehicle only for the purpose of going to school during the year 1927. Marie Hagedorn wills her shortness to Calvin Sorenson and her favorite expression, do you really think so ? , to William Huebner. Anna Hahn wills her normal training instruc- tor, Mr. Jacobey, to Lillian Cordes. Dorothy Jacobey wills her position as sinking guard to Beulah Ross, sincerely hoping that she will make good use of it. Emery Megel wills one long frozen toe to Carl Fricke. Blanche Miller wills her old electric curler to Marie McKulskey and her love for Edythe Archer to Loren Doenges. Gates Miller wills his craving for Hersheys to William Huebner and sincerely hopes that they can? him to grow front-wards instead of up- war s. Amelia Magaret wills her good behavior to Ern- est Magaret, she feels that he will need all of it. Paul McCoy wills one cauliflower ear to Herman Haeberlein and sincerly hopes that someone will give him another one. Helen Petersen wills her desk with all its de- formities such as ink blots, initials and stray gum to Lillian Cordes. Florence Prinz wills her job of playing the saxophone in the Papillion High School Orchestra to Marie McKulskey. i Jesse Reinking wills one perfectly good swing in the city park to Herman Haeberlein and Helen Frazeur, to be used only on moonlight nights. Clark Reynolds wnls one torn shoe string to Herbert Keefer. Gretchen Sander wills her little black hat which has been commonly mistaken as a football by the boys of P. H. S., to John Beadle to be taken care of as he sees fit. Mercedes Schaab wills her oversized golashes to Calvin Sorenson. Hattie Schauland wills her spectacles to Beulah Ililoss, these she hopes will aid her in finding her omeo. Edna Schauland wills all her old slippers, go- lashes, shoes and bed-room slippers to Marie Cor- Twenty-Nine

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Senior Class Prophecy Please note that this prophecy of the class of '26 is written as though the author were a mem- ber of the class. One day as I, Emery Megel, was working in my office, my pretty secretary of whom my wife has always been jealous, announced that an old school- mate wished to see me. Although my duties as mayor of Papillion kept me very busy, I was glad to welcome my old friend, Paul McCoy, who had won world wide fame as an artist. I invited him out to my home to have lunch with my wife and l. Florence was very glad to see him. After he had left I began to wonder what had become of all my classmates since the day we graduated some lif- teen years ago. This thought and wonder bother- ed me in my business by day and dreams by night. I became so filled with the desire to know about them that I concluded to set my latest and most reliable De Forest Detector at work to search the universe for trace of each of them. Presently I was rewarded by a humming of the metallic plate in the mercuric reservoir and put- ting my ear to the receiver, Lo! these are the won- derful passages of history that it repeated to me as it responded to the vibrations of earth and air. At first I heard a continual popping sound and wondered what it could be. I found that Edwin Hagedorn, through the rash extravagance of his wife, was forced to work for his living much against his will and is running a popcorn stand. Suddenly I heard an awful shriek, I looked about to see what had happened to Florence but she was calmly reading. It was Helen Spearman, private secretary of Henry Ford. She was having a tooth extracted by Jesse Reinking, a noted dentist in Detroit. Next the village gossip of a small town in west- ern Nebraska came to me from the barber shop of Gates Miller and John Haug. Strains of wonderful music reached my ears! It was a grand opera singer and none other than Dorothy Fase. Presently I heard a faint babble which reminded me of hours spent in the little red schoolhouse. lt was a group of Filipino children reciting their A B C's to their teacher, Irene Frazeur. Hattie and Edna Schauland through the death of a distant relative inherited a large fortune. They used this to establish a large dog and cat hospital in one of the large cities of this country and are doing much to alleviate the suffering of these poor animals. At this point the instrument stopped working, 1 was in dispair but presently the hum recom- menced. A terrible clamor next came through the receiv- er. Edythe Archer, who was happily married and living on a farm, was tending her flock of prize guineas. George Ayres is the author of several text books on astronomy and intelligence tests. Anna Hahn and Helen Petersen both chose a political career. Helen is governor of Texas and Anna is the U. S. senator from Utah. .The Hottentots of Africa have two very effi- cient teachers, Marie Hagedorn and Louise Weiss. Everybody listens when the noted violinist, rtay- mond Cordes, plays at station KFNF. Alvin Hueb- ner is the harmonica player at KFNF. Amelia Magaret, the great pianist, is one of the leading instructors in the Boston Conservatory of Music. The bit of drama which I next heard was so well given that I imagined myself in a great theater. Gretchen Sander and Philip Steyer were two of the leading characters but the success of the drama was due to the coaching of Mercedes Schaab School of Expression. ' As instructor of Physical Culture at North High in Omaha, Blanche Crabtree has a winning Bas- ketball Team. In the last few years Clark Reynolds has taken more prizes on farm products at the State Fair than any other individual. Dorothy Jacobey is a very successful school teacher in Nevada. Her favorite pastime is giv- ing Ayers Intelligence Tests. Evalena Zeeb graduated from the Iowa State Agricultural College and is a successful teacher of Home Economics in Lincoln, Nebraska. Blanche Miller inherited a large ranch in Ari- zona and the cowboys find her a very charming mistress. Frances Frazeur is head nurse in an Omaha hospital and Beatrice Stoft is principal of a large high school in Kalamazoo. Velma Walters teaches mathematics. Faint and far away I heard a saxophone. lt was Orville Brownless, a member of Paul Whiteman's Orchestra. Gradually the music grew louder un- til something snapped within the vibrator and try as I would I could never make it work again nor has anyone ever invented a machine like it since. Carl Fricke of '27. Twenty-Eight

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des. These to provide her sufficient foot-wear to continue the Charleston Beatrice Stoft Wills the expression Oh, Cow , which was willed to her last year, to Elizabeth Sprague. Helen Spearman wills her most wonderful and beloved giggle to Lorraine Schroeder, this giggle is to become hers permanently after she has gig- gled continuously for one year. Philip Steyer desiring to dispose of his tropical fruit, but feeling that he cannot part with his Figgs wills his dates to Beulah Ross. Velma Walter wills her Ford to Calvin Sorenson and Louise Eitelgorge to be used only on their honeymoon. Louise Weiss wills her old comb and back seat in the assembly to Louise Eitelgorge. Evalena Zeeb wills her sleepingucouch to Ervin Doenges, this is not to be used during school. THIRD, all the rest and residue of our estate, both real, personal and mixed, such as books, swings, school grounds, etc., we give, devise and bequeath to the Junior Class and to their heirs and assigns forever, share and share alike, as tenants in common. AND LASTLY, we do hereby nominate, consti- tute and appoint Lew Curti of Papillion, Nebr., Executor of this our Last Will and Testament, and we desire that our Executor hereinbefore named shall not be required to give bond for the faithful performance of that office. IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF, We have set our seal to this, our last Will and Testament at Pa- pillion, Nebr., this 30th day of April, one thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six. fseall CLASS OF 1926. SIGNED, SEALED, PUBLISHED AND DECLARED By the said Senior Class in our presence, as and for its last Will and Testament, and at its re- quest and in our presence, and in the presence of each other, we have hereunto subscribed our names as attesting witnesses thereto. Ralph Nickerson, Papillion, Nebr. Miss Eliza M. Wilson, Papillion, Nebr. Senior Class Plays This year the largest class in- the history of the school graduates. Because of this it was decided to have two class plays, in order that each one might take part in presenting one of the plays. The first, If I Only Had a Million, is a comedy. It has a well laid plot and many amusing sit- uations. The second, Contents Unknown, is a mystery play. The mysterious flight of certain pearls is interwoven with comedy elements to form an in- teresting and humorous plot. CAST OF CHARACTERS If I Only Had A Million John W. Smith, who wants a million ................ Alvin Huebner Edward Evanston Garland, a clergyman ............ Emery Megel Lord Ferdinand Rainscourt, a fortune hunter ............ Hagedorn Adam Mertens, a socialist ..........,....... ......... B eatrlce Stoft H. A. Vanderlip, an attorney ......... ......... A nna. I-Iahn William, an English servant ....... ....... E dythe Archer Nannette, a French servant ................................ Helen Petersen A Socialist ........... Q ................................................ Frances Frazeur Contents Unknown Cynthia Sayre, an amateur Juliet .................. Helen Spearman Sidney Stanton, a married Romeo ....... ....,........ P hilip Steyer Claudia Van Buren, an actress .,....... ........ E dna Schauland Sally Gordon Stanton, a bride ............................ Blanche Miller Kenneth Gordon, an importer ............................ Jesse Reinking Judith Shelby, Macheave1li's understudy .... Mercedes Schaab Craig Rutherford, a collector of antiques .... Raymond Cordes Carol king, Chief Warbler ...................,...... Hattie Schauland Meredith Marshall, the messenger .................. Amelia Magaret Mrs. Smith, his wife ............................... .......... I rene FTRZGUI' Keith Winthrop, of the customs .......... ......... G eorge Ayers Catherine, their daughter .......... .......... D 0r0thy Faso Wu Fong, a Chinese servant ............... .......... L ouise Weiss Mrs. Dugan, their landlady ........... ........ E valina. Zeeb Ted Gordon, who makes-believe ........ ......... C lark Reynolds Eddie, her son ......................................... ................. P aul McCoy Laura Lee, a summer girl .................................... Florence Prinz Mrs. De Lacey, of the smart set ........ ........ G retchen Sander McDonald, from headquarters .......................... Blanch Crabtree Jean, her daughter ........................ ......... M arie Hagedorn Chorus .................................... Dorothy Jacobey, Velma Walters Thirty