Panzer College - Olympia Yearbook (East Orange, NJ)

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CLASS WILL We, the Class of 1939, being of sound mind and body, a though the for- mer is much doubted by the faculty, do hereby publish and declare this, our last will and testament. Its purpose is to give future editors of the Olympia something to copy. First: To our much-abused faculty, we bequeath our sincere gratitude for hours of torture, endured for our sakes. Second: To the student body, we heartily bequeath our art of gracefully doing nothing. May they meet with as much success as we did. Third: To the class of 1940, we bequeath all the trials and tribulations of the senior year, and direct said beneficiaries to bear these burdens with much pride and dignity. In addition we make the following bequests, with the fond hope that they will be used to the best possible advantage and with the least possible hard feelings: (a) To the freshmen we cede the first two rows of seats which are to be usf ' d for chapel and health conferences. (b) To the sophisticated sophomores, we bequeath the odors emanating from the Lab. , the spaciousness of the lunch room, and pleasure of tormenting the freshmen. (c) To the juniors, the privileges of Gorton Hall , and the authority to play chickee at said place. (d) To the undergraduates, our best set of excuses. (e) To the Hagueville mob, we bequeath the meadows and that quality of substance which makes it perceptible to the sense of smell. (f) To Herman Knuppel, we bestow a pair of scissors with which to clip the whiskers of the pedagogues on the walls. (g) To Robby , we leave the properly placed and arranged thread-like outgrowth of the scalp of Betty Altenhofen. (h) To Mr. and Mrs. Engel, the services of a certified public accountant, to cope with the rushing business of bigger and better charge accounts. The foregoing is the legal will and testament of the class of 1939. In ivitness tvhereof, we hereby subscribe our name and seal, to our last will and testament on this third day of June, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-nine. Doris Drllich Executor of the Will Page Twenty-seven

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