Panzer College - Olympia Yearbook (East Orange, NJ)

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CLASS WILL We, the Class of 1939, being of sound mind and body, a though the for- mer is much doubted by the faculty, do hereby publish and declare this, our last will and testament. Its purpose is to give future editors of the Olympia something to copy. First: To our much-abused faculty, we bequeath our sincere gratitude for hours of torture, endured for our sakes. Second: To the student body, we heartily bequeath our art of gracefully doing nothing. May they meet with as much success as we did. Third: To the class of 1940, we bequeath all the trials and tribulations of the senior year, and direct said beneficiaries to bear these burdens with much pride and dignity. In addition we make the following bequests, with the fond hope that they will be used to the best possible advantage and with the least possible hard feelings: (a) To the freshmen we cede the first two rows of seats which are to be usf ' d for chapel and health conferences. (b) To the sophisticated sophomores, we bequeath the odors emanating from the Lab. , the spaciousness of the lunch room, and pleasure of tormenting the freshmen. (c) To the juniors, the privileges of Gorton Hall , and the authority to play chickee at said place. (d) To the undergraduates, our best set of excuses. (e) To the Hagueville mob, we bequeath the meadows and that quality of substance which makes it perceptible to the sense of smell. (f) To Herman Knuppel, we bestow a pair of scissors with which to clip the whiskers of the pedagogues on the walls. (g) To Robby , we leave the properly placed and arranged thread-like outgrowth of the scalp of Betty Altenhofen. (h) To Mr. and Mrs. Engel, the services of a certified public accountant, to cope with the rushing business of bigger and better charge accounts. The foregoing is the legal will and testament of the class of 1939. In ivitness tvhereof, we hereby subscribe our name and seal, to our last will and testament on this third day of June, in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-nine. Doris Drllich Executor of the Will Page Twenty-seven

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We were informed as we approached the Fuller Brush Co. exhibit, that MARTY FISHBEIN had been promoted to the position o£ Director o£ Sales. On Wisconsin Boulevard, Miss BEm ALTENHOFEN of the Cosmetics Building was demonstrating how these products have contributed to American loveliness by enhancing the natural beauty of woman. Betty looked very at- tractive with her high coiffure of soft curls. Located betw ' een the Hackensack River and Sunset Ave., the Electrified • Farm, comprising the practical working farm was under the direction of Mrs. JOAN MITCHELL DISPENZIERE. Joan introduced us to her small, well- built daughter. The Hall of Fashion, strikingly modern in design, was devoted to the outstanding fashion creators, LINDER AND EAGER. Although they were still using their maiden names, both Maddy and Myra informed us that they had each married the man of her college days. A buzzing group of people surrounded a rather flustered woman, who was inquiring from a uniformed of- ficer whether her child had been brought to his office. The officer ' s shield bore the name, LOU CHIEFFO, head of the Lost and Found Department, who was busy entertaining found children until their parents were located. Our guide book informed us that the Temple of Religion was under the supervision of EILEEN O ' CONNOR. We visited with her and found her pre- senting a practical demonstration of the fact that America is maintaining her religious heritage of freedom of worship. The Government Zone, uniting the world in amity, presented a delightful exhibition of folk dances under the su- pervision of EVELYN HLADIK. In wandering through the contribution of the United States, we could not overlook the Chairman of the New Jersey State Committee, DOROTHY RETALLACK, who was exhibiting the rich his- torical background and progress in industry in our state. CLARE HOBENS was in charge of the Bergen County division. A large sign read Rahl Rah! Bergen — Bigger and Better Golf Courses. We promised to meet Clare at the 19 hole the following day. The Elgin struck four times. We hurried to the Triangle Tea Room, where the Panzer Alumni were having a Reunion Tea. Mrs. MARMIE DECKER KINNEY, who has been residing in Omaha for the past ten years, had come east to act as hostess. Dr. Margaret C. Brown was our honored guest. She chatted with us and told us that the enrollment of the college had reached 1000 and the buildings now embraced the greater part of Glenwood Avenue. With reluctance we left the Panzer family. Next we entered the Hall of Man. In the cathedral-like chamber stood the figure of a man. The inscription at its base read Model, JULES FAND. Julie, who soon appeared in person mentioned the fact that the Fand Fencing Academy now ranked first in the east. To the left, ROLLAND HILL was representing the Infant Incubator Co., which housed the most modern struc- tures built for the care of premature babies. Tired as we were, we couldn ' t neglect to visit the Production Zone, for we had heard that JACK LOZOWICK and MANNY ELFENBEIN were sponsors of the Men ' s Apparel Guild. Jack appeared to be washing his face much farther back these days. Manny was real sharp as usual. As night fell, and the flood of multi-colored lights drenched the sky, we wended our way back to our plane. As I rested my head on the back of my seat, I could only dream of the days ten long years ago. Doris Drelich Class Prophet. Page Tiventy-six

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