Panzer College - Olympia Yearbook (East Orange, NJ)

Text from Pages 1 - 48 of the 1934 volume:

UBIAU Mo wcun timii roiVERSlTT HARRY A. SPRAGUE UBRARY MONTCLAIR STATE UNIVERSITY T li o O I V III |i i a PANZER COLLEGE f Pliysical Kdiicatioii and Hygiene Copyrighted By Louis Malakoff editor-in-chief i The Olympia Published by T li e Senior Class of Panzer College of Physical Ediicatioii aiifl Hygiene ■) East Orange. Now .Icrscy 19 3 4 Dedication A friend of the students; willing and always ready to be of assistance to them in their troubles, fair in his dealings and always maintaining a cheer- ful attitude in face of adversities: we dedicate this OLYMPIA to DR. HOLGER F. KILANDER Dr. HOIXEI! F. klLANDEK The Faculty M. C. Brown A. BlRMlAM II. F. KlI- NDER A. J. Gorton E. Z. Smith C. WuEST, Jr. G. MiELE E. DelPino J. Samuels T MlI.I.F.R ScilNKFKI ConispoTi Off President ..■Issislant Edilor Treasurer ICERS D. L. A. I. A Mai.akoi-k. . . GOUMLEY . . .EtUtor-in-Chiej Secretary SEB IORS DOROTHY ALMOND Dot Delia Psi Kappa Fraternity; Basket- ball ' 31- ' 34; Hockey Club ' 31- ' 34; Var- sity Letter ' 31- ' 34; Student Council; Chairman Social Committee ' 34; Vice President Senior Class; Badminton Club ' 31- ' 32; Fencing Club, ' 33- ' 34; Year Book Staff ' 34. Possessing a fine sense of responsibil- ity, Dottie makes whatever she un- dertakes an accomplishment that is worthy of the effort she puts into all her tasks. She believes that nothing is well done unless it is thorough, and it is this creed which she abides by. Be- sides being conscientious and an excel- lent worker, Dot does her share un- grudgingly, helpfully and taking her part in the fun. CATHARINE A. BALDWIN Baldy Delta Psi Kappa Fraternity; Spring- board Editor ' 33- ' 34; Hockey Club 30- ' 34; Manager Girls ' Basketball ' 33,- ' 34: Student Council ' 33- ' 34 ; Library Com- mittee ' 30- ' 34; Rhythmic Team ' 32- ' 34; Intramural Basketball ' 30- ' 32; Secretary Freshman Class. Baldy ' s gracious personality is a well-rounded one. She possesses a rare and fine intelligence, and can translate her abilities into results. You will find Baldy in every phase of our college life, high in her grades, willing and capable in any project, and high in the esteem of all her classmates. Most of the success of the Springboard is due to Catherine ' s hard work and effort. ARNOLD B. CODISPOTI Koddy Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity ; Ath- letic Council ' 31- ' 34; President Athletic Council ' 33- ' 34; Varsity Baseball Scjiiad ' 32- ' 34; Varsity Soccer ' 31- ' 33; Captain ' 33; Manager Varsity Basketball Team ' 33- ' 34; Treasurer of Class ' 32, ' 34; Sport Editor of Springboard ' 33- ' 34; Freshman Initiation Committee; Fresh- man Dance Committee; Varsity Club ' 33- ' 34.; Student Council Aivard ' 33; Athletic Association Award ' 33. Introducing Koddy the Brooklyn Hash. Carefee, happy, neat: a good nii.xer and a friend to everyone from tile cat in the kitchen to the typist in the front office. Not a brilliant student but one of our best athletes. Soccer, basketball and baseball have all whis- ])ered of the prowess of Koddy. lie will iiinj; be remembered for the va ihat 111 ' liandled the outside loft pusi- lion on the soccer teams of Panzer. ALVIN B. DAVIS Whitey Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity; Bas- ketball ' 30- ' 34; Baseball ' 30- ' 34; Soccer ' 33- ' 34; Gym Team ' 32- ' 34; Football, ' 33; Student Council ' 30; Varsity Club ' 33- ' 34; Gol d Award ' 33- ' 31. Whitey is the most popular fellow in our class and probably in the school. And why not? Everybody knows his ready smile and hearty greeting. Be- sides being a four letter man and a gold medal winner, he has helped the class innumerable times by his quiet, thoughtful comment. He knows his class work, too, when he hasn ' t been fishing or hunting the day before with Mr. Gorton. But don t forget. ■■ ' hiley . llie real lest is yet to come. ERNEST DEMONTREUX Ernie Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity; Gym Team ' 30- ' 33; Gold Award ' 33; Fencing Team; Student Council ' 31 - ' 34. Presi- dent ' 32- ' 34; Northern New Jersey Inter-collegiate Council 32- ' 34; Advis- ory Committee for Atlantic City Con- vention ' 34; Chairman Chapel Programs ' 32- ' 33; Class Inlramurals. From the character of Ernie there emanates a self-confidence that makes those about him feel a strength upon which they can rely. The thoughtful- ness with which he treats fellow stu- dents, whether they be close friends or not, is characteristic of his nature. Sen- sitive, understanding, and withal thor- oughly efficient, he has proved to be one of the most outstanding members of our college family. FLORENCE L. BUTCHER Dutch Delta Psi Kappa Fraternity; Spring- board ' 32- ' 34; Hockey Club ' 33- ' 34; Library Committee ' 33- ' 34; Rhythmic Team ' 33; Intramural Basketball ' 30- ' 31; Student Council Award ' 33. Dutch is another of our exceeding- ly quiet individuals, who, when she speaks, does so only to acquire knowl- edge. She keeps to herself most of the time and does not tell her business to anyone. After shadowing her for sev- eral days we find that her pet hobby is drawing. We wouldn ' t be surprised some day to hear that she was tucked away in an attic in Greenwich Village with her pencils and palette. DORA FALIVENE Doree Basketball Varsity ' 32- ' 34; Intra- murals ' 30- ' 31; Hockey Club ' 31- ' 34; Vice President of Junior Class; Rhy- thmic Team ' 31- ' 34; Fencing ' 32- ' 34; Treasurer of CoinmuniiY Club 33. Proving by results of action rather than sound, Doree has mapped her course and is closely following that, un- hampered by the tumult of others. It is the most direct way to reach a dis- tinctly set goal, and Dora ' s strength and courage are indeed worthy of emulation. Few people realize the hardships which Dora has undergone, since she will not talk of them herself. FERDINAND PAUL FILI Fred Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity; Man- ager of Soccer ' 32- ' 33; Student Council ' 32- ' 34; Treasurer of Student Council ' 32; . V. Soccer ' 31- ' 32: Wrestling Club; Inlraiuurals 30- ' 34. Fred is our claim to crooning and wrestling honors. We are almost in- clined to take the former title away from him after the way he ran out on us at the dance in Caldwell. We are sure that with Fred ' s organizing ability and fine spirit the wrestling team will go places. Needless to say, Fred is good-natured and well-liked bv all mem- bers of the class. Good luck to him in the future vears to come. GEORGE GOODMAN Red ' Intramurals ' 30- ' 34; Soccer Squad ' 31- ' 32: Springboard ' 33- ' 34; Wrestling. Club ' Si: Year Book Staff ' 34: Badmin- ton Club ' 30- ' 32: Community Service Work ' 33- ' 34. Well, well, here is Red Goodman. our literary genius. George has been interested in literary and art work since coming to Panzer. He is a quiet lad. but has made many friends by being reserved. It is not always the fellow who is raising all the cain that is popular. We will not forget his calm thinking along with his uncanny ability to juggle words into rhvme. AN.XA M. GORMLEY ' Anne ' Secretary Senior Class; Athletic Asso- ciation 34: RIiYtlwiic Team 33: Intra- murals ' 30: Year Book Staff ' 34. .4nne M. , the girl who always wears a smile, is one of the quiet members of our class. Just to see her and not know her, one would think that she was a happy-go-lucky lassie with no serious purpose in life. However, this is not the case, as Anne is very aggressive. Anne believes in the saying, All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy. and as a result she is seen at all the social functions of the school and is very popular with the men. ROBERT GRINDLINGER Bob . V. Soccer ' 32- ' 33: Intramurals ' 30- ' 34: Wrestling Club ' 34; Gym Team ' 34. If there is any place where a man can be tested in a short time it is at a physical ed school, so if Bob were only with us for one year, we would have found a real fellow. It did not take him long to understand that he had to work in order to get very far here, and it did not bother him, as he is one who seems to like it. Bob can always be seen working out in the gym so that he can better his self. S. LAWRENCE HARRIS Bucky ' Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity; Treas- urer Freshman Class; Art Editor Sprin- board ' 31- ' 34; Art Editor Year Book; Intramurals ' 30- ' 34. The Goddess of Humor, in a spell of genial philanthropy, gifted the cruel, cald world with a great treasure . . . the everlasting, smiling Bucky. Known as a good-natured fellow in class, he has never been known to become peeved at anything. Hard knocks or good for- tune, failure or success, love or hate, they all bring the same happy smile from him and it is said that he even laughs in his sleep. His humor will be remembered by all of the seniors. GENEVIEVE CECELIA HELFRICH Irish Intramurals ' 30- ' 32; Rhythmic Team ' 31- ' 34; Fencing ' 33; Swimming Club ' 33: Tumbling Club ' 30. Irish has the mature philosophy that makes one self-sufficient. While others grope in vain for light, she quiet- ly goes her way on surer ground with a confidence that is amazing. Content to let more pressing individuals attend to the matters of detail, she has gained a full education in her unobtrusive man- ner. Panzer will miss seein g her around the library and classrooms. ANNA E. IRWIN Ann Phi Delta Pi Sorority; Basketball ' 30- 34; Athletic Gold Award ' 34; Hockey Club ' 30- ' 34; Rhythmic Team ' 31- ' 34; Year Book Staff. Enter one of the prodigies of our class. Not so old in years but in knowl- edge one of the most sagacious, it is seldom she fails to hit the A honor roll. Ann is one of our still water girls, the type you seldom see but often hear of. However, she makes up for her quietness on the basketball court. Ann is one of the mainstays of the sextet and has been for the four years that she has been at Panzer. MADELINE M. JACKSON Maddie Inlramurals ' 30-31; Class Health Chairman ' 32; Rhythmic Team ' 32-34; Reception Committee ' 32. They say that still water runs deep, and this we know is true of Maddie. Her manner is serene and quiet, yet there is much behind it — a mind of a studious person and a serious thinker. Sincerely thorough in all she does, Madeline treads a path made even by self-reliance and striving. Her inde- dependence and hard work make her one of those who will succeed in whatever she undertakes throughout life. FRANK KRYSIAK, Jr. Krissy Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity; Junior Class President; Student Council ' 33; Varsity Soccer ' 32- ' 33; Manager Wres- tling Club ' 34; Athletic Council ' 33; Varsity Club ' 34; Year Book Staff. Krissy is a fellow chuck-full of class spirit. He has always been doing something for the benefit of the class. It is seldom that a committee does not have the services of Frank in some form or another. He is also interested in wrestling and sometimes may be seen with Fili when not with the Three Musketeers. We expect big things of Krissy and we hope he hHI fulhll our expectations. A- A LOSOVi ICH Ann Delia Psi Kappa Fraternity; Hockey Club ' 30- ' 34; Springboard ' 33-34 ; Bas- ketball ' 30-33; Rhythmic Team 33: Student Council Award ' 33: Intramurals 30-33: Fencing Team 33: Social Com- mittee ' 31. Early intention in school influences the position one holds in her class. Ann is one of the few leaders we have met who has, tlirough all the trial and stress, had the courage of her con- victions. A keen friendly spirit moti- vates her work, and having her near has been most pleasant. Ann entered Panzer in the mid-term and is one of the few students finishing her course in three and a half years. LOUIS .MALAKOFF Lou Intramurals ' 31- ' 34: Maiiager of Base- ball ' 33- ' 34: Manager of Athletics ' 33- 34: . V. Soccer ' 31- ' 32: Varsity Club ' 34: Gold Award ' 33; Student ' Council Award 32-34; Social Committee ' 32- 31; Reception Committee, ' 32- ' 34; Senior Year Book Staff. It appears that Lou does little studying. Yet, he gets his work and has time for outside duties as well. How do you do it. Lou ' ? It might be help- ful to some of the undergraduates if you ' d only let them know. He is al- ways ready to give some one else a hand with their work if he thinks he can be of some assistance. Many of the seniors have cause to remember his splendid help in the chemistry class. Lou ' , as a mid-termer, will finish next February. JAMES A. McGEEHAN Mac Phi Epsilon Kappa Fratcrnily ; Var- sity Baseball Squad 31- ' 32; Athletic Council ' 3 3- ' 34 ; Inlramurals ' 30- ' 34. Mac is a member and chauffeur of the famous Three Musketeers. ' He is always ready to add some excitement to the usually decorous seniors. Under a rough exterior, he hides a heart of gold, and when you get to know him, Mac ' is really very modest. Jimmy believes that everyone should recognize his limi- tations, especially where heavy appar- atus is concerned. Panzer will miss him when June rolls around. LESTER MILLER Putter Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity; Stu- dent Council ' 30- ' 34; Treasurer Student Council ' 34; Treasurer Junior Class; President Senior Class; Chairman Fresh- man Initiation Committee; Chairman Car Parking Committee; Year Book Staff ' 34: Freshman Dance Committee; Sophomore Dance Committee; Inlra- murals. Big things come in little packages. Les possesses a fine clear-thinking mind, that well reflects the perfection of his physical self. He has great initi- ative; much ability, physical and men- tal; and a super-abundance of vitality and energy that enables him to lead our class through its trials and tribulations, keep up with its studies throughout the entire course, and still possess the time to smile. ROBERT J. MINTO Minty Gym Team ' 33- ' 34; . V. Soccer ' 31- ' 34; J. V. Basketball ' 34; Intramurals ' 30- ' 34: Tennis Club ' 33-34: Captain Tennis Club ' 34. Bob is a most genial and kind- hearted fellow whom everyone smiles at, including the Upsala girls. He admits he has no natural propensity towards study but it would be an injustice to him to say that he neglected them be- cause he is really fond of some of them. Minty ' s chief occupation is doing a hand-stand either on the parallel bars or on the floor. Bob is another of the mid-termers and will be here until February. ELSIE M. OTTMULLER Els Phi Delta Pi Sorority; Basketball ' 30- ' 34. Athletic Award ' 30- ' 34; Gold Award ' 33; Badminton ' 31- ' 32; Hockey Club ' 34; Rhythmic Team ' 33- ' 34. Elsie — Els to most of us — is one of the cheeriest members of our class. Wherever the seniors are, you ' ll hear a hearty laugh and there will be Elsie appreciating someone ' s joke or spring- ing one of her own. Elsie is also quite a wise-cracker. No matter what you say she is generally able to go you one better. Elsie has also her serious side and this shows up in her school work and host of friends. THOMASINA JEWEL QUATTRONE Tommy Basketball Inlramurals ' 31- ' 32; Bas- ketball Award ' 31; Fencing Team ' 33; Hockey Club ' 32- ' 34; Swimming Club ' 32; Health Committee; Rhythmic Team ' 32- ' 34; Social ' 31- ' 32; Entertainment Committee. Here is a girl who has been seen and also heard from during her four year stay at Panzer. Tommy hasn ' t done much in the athletic line, but as an academic ringer she has been a knockout. ' Tommy ' s carefree disposition and winning personality were one of llic few things that have attracted our at- tention to her. Because of her perse- verance and hard work. Tomnu be certain to succeed. EDWARD MARTIN RYAN Bunk Phi Epsilon Kappa Fraternity; Soccer 30- ' 34; Baseball ' 30- ' 34; Intramurals ' 30- ' 34; Student Council ' 31; Sopho- more Class President; Badminton; Var- sity Club ' 34; Student Council Award ' 31: Wrestling Club ' 31. We think that Bunk would either make a good scientist or a super-sales- man, because even though he doesn ' t know what he is talking about he can make you think he does. We remember Bunk in German class explaining the inexplicable. We are sure that the boys al llie dorm are going to miss him a lot and we know also that he is not the kind lo forget his manv friends at I ' an cr. IRENE DOROTHEA SCHNEFEL SniiBes ' Delta Psi Kappa Fraternity; Hockey Club ' 31- ' 34: Springboard ' 31- ' 34; Rhy- thmic Team ' 32- ' 34; Manager Hockey Club ' 34; Secretary of Junior Class; Year Book Staff ' 34; Library Commit- tee ' 32, ' 34; Student Council Award ' 31- ' 33. Overbubbling with a vivacity that is made felt in her everjr action and word, and so likeable for the unique flavor of her delightful personality, we find it hard to realize that Sniflles is one of the best business women we have in the class, and has contributed much to the success of our undertakings. Lucky is the one who has Irene for a friend, for she has a heart of gold. Good luck to you, Sniffs. PEARL SUSSMAN ■ ' Sussy ' ' Basketball Intra murals 30-33: Springboard Staff ' 30; Year Book Staff; Badminton, ' 30; Rhythmic Team ' 30- ' 34; Swimming Club ' 32- ' 33; Vice Pres- ident Swimming Club; Social Commit- tee ' 32-33; Entertainment Committee 30- ' 31; Fencing ' 32-33; Community Service Work ' 30- ' 32; Dramatic Club ■33- ' 34. Here is the lady who is responsible for all the splashing heard around the swimming pools of Newark. Pearl is one of the best swimmers in college and holds manv medals which she won in outside competition. In all her under- takings. Pearl has always been known to succeed. Her disposition and smile will be certain to be missed when Pearl leaves the portals of Panzer. We are all certain that she will succeed in what- ever she does upon graduation. ROBERT R. THOM SON Bob Student Council ' 30- ' 33; Treasurer ' 33 ; Springboard Staff ' 30- ' 33 ; Badmin- ton Club ' 30- ' 31 ; Intramurals ' 30-33 ; . V. Soccer ' 30; Gym. Team ' 31-34; Captain ' 33; Varsity Club ' 34; Student Council Award ' 33; Gold Atvard ' 34. The ardor of a true enthusiast char- acterizes all the activities that Bob ' indulges in, and is readily discernible to the observer. Gymnastics is a science lo him, and for hours he can sit and dis- cuss the methods of doing a hand-stand or a giant-swing. Above all, he finds time to play a joke or two during his stay to take the monotony out of mere existence. His frankness places him lii h ill our esteem. DONALD WYRE Red Manager of Track ' 33- ' 34; Treasurer Badminton ' 33- ' 34; Intramural ' 31- ' 34; Year Book Staff ' 34; Junior Varsity Soccer ' 31 ; Communilv Service W ork ' 33. One rule in the code of a gentleman calls for silence — at the right moment. Red is always silent, so he can never be wrong. The opinion of the class brands him unanimously as a nice, quiet, unassuming chap. Don is one of the mid-termers and expects to be with us for another six months. His upright dealings and his independence, makes Red one of the most likely to succceed in whatever he undertakes. Poem CL r ' . Time to go And tho ' wed like To linger, we must Part and leave friends Transfer their existence to The realms of mind. Pals, Profs, gymn; in a word. Alma Mater .... And perhaps a blue-eyed Maiden .... To part With, these Fills the heart With Sadness. We hale to. hut ii ' e must Say Goodbve. Senior Class. Class History X FELL asleep one clay and dreamed llial Kniglithood was once more in flower. My errant knights were not the common swains of King Arthur ' s court, but the esteemed Lord Faculty, the honor-bedecked Sir Senior, the ever-faithful Sir Junior, the powerful Sir Sophomore, and our hero, the humble Sir Freshman. Sir Freshman was ever so young and obedient. Sir Sophomore put him to great task and anguish; this torture was com- monly known as initiation. However, in tournaments, on the field of Watsessing, our lordly combat grounds, the young child defeated Sir Junior in hockey and soccer. Egad, what a grand sensation ! Lady Brown, our Lord ' s most esteemed lady, aided the boy through the hard- ships of his youthful life. Sir Junior was ever so kind and had a ball in honor of the youngest knight. It was a gay, effervescent Hallowe ' en party. In March, the young boy, who had by now gained some self-confidence, gave a St. Patrick ' s Day party for the entire Manor. The life of our hero was safely piloted through the hardships of his early life, by such leaders as Helen Schneider, Kay Baldwin, and Lawrence Harris. They were his companion, secretary, and treasurer, respectively. The following year our hero attained the position of Sir Sophomore. What a victorious knight he proved to be on the tournament field! Now our young man had become quite certain of himself at formal functions so that he enjoyed countless balls and parties. Among these must be mentioned the Athletic Council ' s Yuletide dance and banquet, the dances by the various knights. Sir Senior, Sir Junior, and the new boy. Freshman; also. Sir Sophomore was greatly honored by attending the Lord Faculty ' s ball. The little girls. Delta Psi Kappa, Phi Delta Pi, and their brother. Phi Epsilon Kappa, had parties, too, that our knight enjoyed. During the third period of our hero ' s life he advanced to Sir Junior ' s rank. Shortly after this all were shocked by the sudden death of our good, kind instructor, Mr. Panzer. Everyone missed him very much and for a time courage to go on seemed to fail us. Just about the time of Mr. Panzer ' s death. Mr. Seikel and Mr. Machery, old and dear friends of all, passed away. Twice a week our young knight went forth into the world to teach young people how to maintain strong and healthy bodies and enjoy doing so. Many problems came to greet the young man but courage and perseverance taught him to overcome these. Through these first three years of his knighthood our boy saw the departure of many of his young friends into the wide, mysterious world; among liie first to leave the homestead were Anthony Veglia, Albert Lange, Marie Benkendorf, Anthony Ferrari, and Beatrice Abraham; secondly, Rebecca Karp, Razzo Carroll, Red Shaw. Jack Schlossberg, Sam Spector, Sam Einhorn, Philip Temken, Albert Obert, and Frances Benigno left, and lastly Ellsworth Boughton, Leah SchuU, Irene Sticht, Bea Rapoport, George Koch, Jean Rogge, Eleanor Jennings, and Zila O ' Brien forsook our happy throng. And so our hero enters the last strelih of ills apprenticeship and as a liigli and mighty Senior he plods to his connnencemenl, sharing honors and activities with his friends. He hopes that Panzer shall ne ' er forget him after he has gone and that all his deeds will he worthy of merit for his beloved school. Anne Gormley. Class Prophecy haven ' t the power That gypsies possess Of foretelling failure Or future success. I ' m not up on pa I mi si ry Crystals or stars: And I can ' t tell a thing By the iirinkles on Mars. I cant tell the future By handwriting style Or the number of teeth You show when you smile. But I will endeavor To outline for you The things ivhich the Seniors Are likely to do. _ EN long years have passed since I received the old parch- ment from good old Panzer College. In my travels around the country writing poetry and teaching physical education, I have often wondered what has become of my former colleagues. The spring time has always been my weakness, so I decided to hop on my magic carpet and visit my former schoolmates. Swish ... I am now in the heart of the tenderloin district of Chicago. There I see Dotty Almond teaching the children games and handicraft. These reformed gangster children are certainly numerous and troublesome. In spite of this, she is smiling and as friendly as ever. Presto . . . And here we are now in Paris where Kay Baldwin is the editor of the PARISIAN GAZETTE , a newspaper of international renown. From all appearances it seems bigger and better than was the SPRINGBOARD. Living with our famous editor is Flo Dutcher, who has become the art editor of the Gazette. Florence is married to the supervisor of playgrounds in Paris and in her spare time is running her own playground for her two little youngsters. My magic carpet takes me back across the Atlantic Ocean and deposits me on the deck of the steamship BREMEN. Promenading the deck is none other than the former Irene Schefel with three cute youngsters, Hans, Gretzel und Fritz. Sniffs ' is returning back to the States to visit her home after being in Germany for the past four years. Her husband, Fred F. T., is still in Germany taking care of his pros- perous business. I next see myself in Milan, Italy, where the carpet deposits me near a soccer game. After fighting my way through thousands of people, I am in tiie midst of a closely contested soccer game. Koddy is in charge of a picked aggregation of players from the United States who are playing for the championship of llie orl(l. He is a very successful coach, and 1 hope, the same kind of a luisliand. The magic carpet has returned me again to the suburbs of Paris. Walking through the spacious lawns of the Ecole de la Jouer , I come across Erne Demon- treux. In this private school one cannot tell whether he is the owner or the janitor. Still it may be that he is an instructor in French or fencing. He is also happily married to the pride of Palerson. Zam ... I am now in a little country town in the L ' niled Slates. It is the town of Ellenville, where I see Whitey Davis and a young lady from Elizabeth. He is still a sportsman. (At least I he doesn ' t appear to be doing anything in the line of work. He is soniethoing of a crackshot with a shotgun, but still is unable to oiitfish the coach. Whiz . . . The capitoi of Virginia, Richmond, is our next stop. Here we find that Dora Falivene and Anne Gorniley are directors of the largest playground in Richmond. Dora is evidently in charge of the girls, while Anne Gormley is taking care of . . . yes, the boys. In this respect, their status has not changed since graduation. And now, down at the Madison Square Garden in Florida, we hear someone crooning. Whoever it is appears to be a professional wrestling champ and also a radio crooner. Oh sure. It ' s Fili. He is no bigger, but he claims the bigger they are the harder they fall. In the same town is Bob Grindlinger, who is a baker of no mean dimension. He is a living example of what his pastry can do to overcome that tall, narrow silhouette. Bob figures the baker good because people hav to eat. The weather is too warm down in Florida, so I drop off in good old New York. Bucky Harris is a business man with a corporation. It seems that his father had a business there, and the rest was easy. His jokes are still the laughing stock of the office. Across the river in Jersey City I dropped in and saw Gene Helfrich and Madeline Jackson busy and keeping order in their modern folk dancing class. The going has been difficult and their faces show signs of struggle. 1 raveling over Newark I see a fight, so the magic carpet and I decided to drop in and see what it is about. It is none other than Anne Irwin, who still fights with her brother. To all others, she is amiable and good-natured. She is now head of the physical education department of South Side High School and is turning out very good basketball teams. And we now drop off at the West Orange Boys Club, where we find Frank Krysiak. From a small club this has developed to a nationally well-known iiislitu- tion. Krissy is the Kingfisli with his name known throughout the couiUrv. While thinking of Frank, the carpet deposited me over in Bavonne. where Jimmy McGeehan has risen to the exalted position of Mayor of Ba onne. He is rather large about the middle and carried a pocketful of EL ROPOS cigars. Mac spends his spare time at the political club playing Chiimee Ball. And down in Railway we find the other uicml)er of the Three Musketeers who is runnina a rliain of shoe stores and as a side is in the toupee business. Les Miller is now fat and bald but is still as good-natured as ever in spite of the high price of shoes. One need only look at his feet to realize the possibilities in footwear. Flying over East Orange we see our old Alma Mater where Anne Losowich is teaching rhythmics. She is now an accomplished teacher and is an authority on how, when and where to teach rhythmics. Elsie OttmuUer is also coaching the girls ' basketball team at Panzer. Her laugh which we all knew so well is not heard so often. A basketball team is no laughing matter. In Newark, I see Tommie ' Quattrone as a director of a playground and some- one ' s wife. The man in question is small, dark, and well dressed, with a very super- stitious view about shoes. Swish . . . We are now back in the Madison Square Garden, where Bob Minto is delivering an address before a tremendous crowd. He is now the campaign manager of Norman Thomas, who is still the Socialistic candidate for president. Near the Garden we find Lou Malakoff coming out of a huge office building. It is the headquarters of the New York Yankees. Lou is now the business manager of the Ruppert chain system and is preparing to go to Florida to look over the pros- pects for the coming baseball season. Eddie Ryan ' s experience reading newspapers in Panzer ' s locker room and the classrooms has served him well. He is the chief proofreader of the NEW YORK TIMES. His hobbies are reading and collecting articles from newspapers when not bumming passes for the ball games in New York. And now out at Jones Beach we find Pearl Sussman, who is still the breast- stroke champion of the East. She is teaching swimming and (between time) dancing. Incidentally she is the wife of a Panzer lad who is recognized by his chin, his pinky , and his sense of humor. Our trip is nearly complete except for two of my cronies. Prof. ' ' Thomson is a gym instructor in New Paltz High School and is the champion of the cause of heavy apparatus and tumbling. In spite of the inability of his pupils to execute a one-hand stand, he still retains the old sense of humor. Don Wyre is the chief stockholder and director in one of those exclusive summer camps. Because he still insists on buying Fords, he is often, of necessity, a mechanic. And now I must put my carpet away for another period of time. Quickly, oh quickly Lei ' s turn back the clock. I fear thai these pictures Have given a shock. Bui lime will make real All ihe things that I say. And now with your pardon ril leave while I may. George Goodman. The Class Will W E, THE Class of Nineteen Thikty-fouk, being of sound mind and disposing inenioiy, do heiejjy declare this to be our last Will and Testament. FIRST: We hereby give and bequeath our love, luck, and loyalty, along with sincere good wishes, to Panzer College for its success through the ensuing years. SECOND: We hereby give and bequeath to Miss Margaret C. Brown and Dr. Holger Kilander our genuine appreciation for their aid in laying the foundation of our careers. THIRD: We hereby give and bequeath our deepest admiration to Miss Agnes Burnham for all she has done to help us. FOURTH: We hereby give and bequeath the Class of Thirty-six our best wishes for their prosperity in the future. FIFTH: We hereby give and bequeath to the members of the Junior Class our Senior dignity and rights, with the hope that they will uphold the privileges and traditions. SIXTH: We hereby give and bequeath to Mildred Bopp and Stephanie Palmer, Kay Baldwin ' s frankness and straightforwardness, so people won ' t misinterpret her meanings. SEVENTH: We hereby give and bequeath to Viola Colonese, Madeline Jack- son ' s simplicity, so that the plain things will always appeal to her. EIGHTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Anne Cuidera some of Anne Irwin ' s brilliance, so that her Senior year will be easy-going. NINTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Ruth Gillan, Florence DutchcrV sensibleness , so that she may continue to be fair-minded in her Senior year. TENTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Goldie Keil. Irene Schnefers insight, so that life may be less complex in the future, and Pearl Sussman ' s wit so that she may continue with her snappy comebacks. ELEVENTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Mabel Mason. Anne Gormley ' s frivolousness, so that her Senior year may be gayer. TWELFTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to era Pavia. C;ene ic f Helf- rich ' s abilitv to judge a situation fairly, so that she won ' t get so excited o er nothing. THIRTEENTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Ethel Snyder and Virginia Taylor, Thomasina Quattrone ' s stability in sticking to one man and Anne Loso- wich ' s conscientiousness. FOURTEEINTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Madeline Ward, Elsie OttmuUer ' s and Dorothy Almond ' s all-around athletic ability, so that she will be the heroine of the Senior Class. FIFTEENTH : We do hereby give and bequeath to Marie Fitzgerald and Hermine Leitereg, Dore Flaviene ' s success in social work, so that they may carry on for Panzer College. SIXTEENTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Harry Altschule and Carl Meister, Louis Malakoff ' s lightness , so that life will seem less serious. SEVENTEENTH : We do hereby give and bequeath to Charles Aymar and Joseph Toscano, George Goodman ' s versatility, to insure them a successful career. EIGHTEENTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Walter Fitzsimmons and Sidney Lipsch. Donald Wyre ' s quietness and Robert Grindlinger ' s self-control, so that they may be seen and not heard so often. MNETEE?S ' TH: We do hereby give and bequeath to John De Biasio and Willard Lindstrom, James McGeehan ' s good-naturedness, so that they shall always bring their classmates to our school. TWENTIETH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Frederick Gizzi, Arnold Codispodi ' s faithfulness to the one and only. TWENTY-FIRST: We do hereby give and bequeath to James Grimes, Alvin Davis ' s superiority, so he may justify his attitudes. TWENTY-SECOND: We do hereby give and bequeath to Edward Kennedy and William PoUitt, Frank Krysiak ' s stability and Edward Ryan ' s smile, so that Panzer will always be proud of them. TWENTY-THIRD: We do hereby give and bequeath to Philip Kinmiel, Robert Thomson ' s and Robert Minto ' s heavy apparatus ability to add to his own skill. TWENTY-FOURTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Louis Lipari and Jack Meyer, Lawrence Harris ' s dry humor to add to their charming personalities. TWENTY-FIFTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Charles Miller and Peter Sudol, Ferdinand Fili ' s and Lester Miller ' s pleasing manners, so that people will continue to admire them. TWENTY-SIXTH: We do hereby give and bequeath to Casmir Szatkowski and Louis Scudder, Ernest Demontreuxs poise, so that they mav be Seniors in name and action. Irene Schnefel. 30 MISCELLANEOIS To the Scrub y. 01] ask jor a toast to the heroes tonight. To those who were victors in many a fight. To the names that are sung by the public in praise. To the stars that rose from the battle field ' s haze. Well, fill up your glasses, and drink my toast; Here ' s a toast to the army, a toast to the host, A toast to the steel that is worn and rusted, A toast to the jewel which fate has encrusted — It ' s only a drink to the forgotten — the dub. Here ' s a toast to His Honor, His Honor, the Scrub. It ' s only a toast to the shadows — no more — You will never see them — it ' s a terrible bore Watching them struggling in cold and rain. Bleeding and fighting for a Varsity ' s name. You say that your heroes struggle as well? Yes, they get the honor; the Scrub gets the hell! He ' s only a shadow — it ' s all in the game. He never gets praised: but he ' s there just the same. It ' s only a drink to the forgotten — the dub. Here ' s a toast to His Honor, His Honor, the Scrub. Life is full of golden opporlunities for tloiiia wlial wc do not want to do. The man that keeps good-natured, By misfortune undismayed, Is the man that eomes out winner When the final hand is played. There is e ' en a certain triumph That compels respect complete In the way a real sportsman Takes his dose of stern defeat. And when the Great Scorer comes at last To write besides your name; He writes not whether you won or lost. But how you played the game. •  -;:• As the Twig is bent, so shall the tree incline. !$ueeess ylii HO) III ill amhilion sal, talking one day To a banking official whose hair had grown grey; And this topic of interest came up as you ' d guess. Concerning just what made a man a success. ll is wealth, said the boy, that a man can possess Which measures his lifetime in terms of success. Bui the banker looked up ivith a sorrowful smile, My boy, getting money isn ' t all that ' s worth while. For I have both money and power I confess. And yet I ' m not what people call a success. I ' ve spent all my lifetime in questing for gold. And I ' ve made all the money my coffers could hold. But what good are checks that I thoughllesslY pen? These cannot buy me the friendships of men. What good is a house that is spacious and fair If friends I ' ve neglected don ' t; visit me there? What good are my autos, in which I lake pride. If none of my neighbors will get in and ride? What good is my money, it can ' t buy respect. Or give back the friends that I ' ve lost thru neglect. Success is far greater than money and pelf. It ' s doing for others as well as Yourself. Goodman. Life is the laughter of a broken-hearted clown. Not everything that suceeds is success; A man may make a million and he a failure still. A little learning is a dangerous thing: Rut it ' s not half so risky as none at all. The man who is forever talking is usuallv The man who could tell all he knows in half an hoii The less a man knows. The longer he takes to find it out. Those who waste time in worry meet misloiluiic More iIkui iialf ua li anlici iialirii; her moxcmenls. Ability is a poor man ' s wealth. The empty vessel makes the greatest sound. Have something to say: Say it, And stop when you ' ve done. TO A SENIOR Rock-a-bve senior, on the tree top. As long as you study your grades will not drop. But if you stop digging your standards will fall. And down will come senior, diploma, and all. Gorton: My boy, you ' ve been reported for smoking. Whitey: Yes? Gorton: Well, would vou mind smoking cigarettes instead of a pipe? Whitey: Why, sir? ' Gorton: Because I ' m saving up coupons for a smoking stand, and I need help. McGeehan: Gee! Tomorrow is Washington ' s birthday and that means a holiday. Harris: Isn ' t it funny that all famous men are born on holidays? Miss Smith: What is one of the most important dates in history? Codispoti: 1910. Miss Smith: Why. what important e ent happened in that year? Codispoti: I was born. Gene: Is Madeline modest? ' Pearl: Modest! Whv she won ' t even have a mirror in iier bathroom. Davis: Are vou the fellow who cut mv hair the last time? Barber: I don t tliink so, sir: I ' ve only been here six months. ' ' Miss Brown: Name the four seasons. Miller: Salt, vinegar, mustard and pepper. Aunt: Were you a very good little girl at church this morning, Ann? A. Gormley: Oh! Yes, a man offered me a plate full of money and I said, ' No thank you ' . Charlie Horse: The next cowpuncher who tries to ride me is going to get bucked into the middle of next week. Ponv: Gwan ! ou couldn ' t even throw the Prince of Wales. ' Mrs. ' Arris (seeing skvwriler for lirsl lime I : Ijook. Mrs. ' l-igins. wot be that ' . ' ' Mrs. ' Iggins: Tliatll be some of thai there wireless taught fire. Ill be bound. ' ' After seeing ihe I ' dllies. Unele Eh sez he never did like well dressed women. Wyre: ' Can vou keep a secret? Minto: ril tell the world. Thomson: ' Why doesn ' t that quarterback kick? Malakoff: That ' s easy! He knows the referee won ' t listen to him. Senioress: That music fills me with hunger for — Senior: Let ' s dance. Grindlinger: On the le el. Fred, how- ' s your car? Fili: On the level, liuni; but you should see it go (io vn hill. Teacher: ' ' What kinds of energy are there? Codispoti: Potential and Connecticut. First Stude: Jusl fancy — roast turkey, cranberry sauce, potatoes, peas, plum pudding, mince pie and coflfee for only fifty cents! Second Stude: Wliere? First Stude: I don ' t know. I said just fancy. She: Why is Florence D. so stuck up? He: Oh, she swallowed chewing gum once. Prof: What has chemistry given us? Stude: Oh, most of our blondes. EXPERIENCE TELLS A minister, walking along the street, spied three boys quarreling. Stepping up. he asked one little fellow, What ' s your name? Sammy, replied the youth. Don ' t say Sammy — say Samuel, said the minisler. Then lo the next bov. Tiat is your name, sonny? Manny, came the answer. You mean, Manuel. And then to ihe third voungsler. Ma 1 know your name; Sure, mister, was the reply, ' me name ' s Jimuel. Sussman: They laughed when I sneezed in German the other day. Meyer: Well I should think so. [t sounds had enough to sneeze in English. Dr. Kilandei : What is lile insurance? Goodman: on i;( ' l the nionev when voirii- (!(-;id. ' Miss Burnham: What three words does every student use nearly every day? Freshman: I don ' t know. Miss Burnham: Correct. GEMS FOR EXAMS. Stiff Cuffs. Large Pocketbooks. Bad Cold. Long Finger-nails. Turn-up Sweaters. Collapsible Blotters. A Friend in Need. Rear Seats. I Don ' t Quote Us ! I Traffic Cop: What ' s your name? Truck Driver: It ' s on the side of me wagon. Cop (trying to read name I : ' It ' s obliterated. ' Dri er: er a liar, it s Brien. THEY PAY NOT War-debt version: Fiftv million Frenchmen canl be bothered. Dam : It looks like rain. It: Yah! But it smells like beer. Thev talk a lot about that woman that lived in a shoe. I know several that live in a daze. Is mv wife out of spirits? said John with a sigh. As her voice of a tempest gave warning. Quite out, sir, indeed. said her maid in reply, For she finished the bottle this morning. At an evening partv. a very elderly lady was dancing with a young partner. A stranger approached Minto who was looking on. and said: Prav. sir. can vou tell me who is the voung gentleman dancing with that very elderly lady! One of the Humane Society, I should think. replied Minto. Benjamin Franklin was once asked. ' K ' hat is the use of your discovery of atmospheric electricity? The philosopher answered the question by another, What is the use of a new-born infant? Baldy: That song carries me away when I hear it. Schnefel: Can anybody whistle it? Appreciation W. E. ihe editors of llie Olymi ' IA. do reiidcr our ap|jrL ' tialion to: Orville StaiTil)aiigh lor liis kind assistance in lielp- ing set up ouj ' book; Merin-Baliban for their photography: Miss M. C. Brown and Miss A. Burnliani for tlieir patience and kind guidance; Mr. C. Wuest for his many quotations; and to the members of the year book staff who helped us compile this book. L. Malakoff, I. SciINEFEI.. Conclusion THE STAFF, HAYING PRESENTED TO THE BEST OF ITS ABILITY, A RESUME OF THE YEARS AT PANZER, HOPE THAT, AS THE YEARS PASS, YOU WILL FIND THE BOOK A SOURCE OF MUCH HAPPINESS AND PLEASURE. MONTCLAIR STATE UNIVERSITY 3 30 00 0884 949 Ref LD3780.N3 A3g 1934 c.2 Panzer College of Physical Education and Hygiene. The Olympia Onlin A ' ' ' ■ ' ' I : V y f ' ' i ■ ' V t ■ i f. - ' ■ ' ' J y-