Palo Alto High School - Madrono Yearbook (Palo Alto, CA)

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HA The classes, making up the larger portion of the Student Body, deserve a place in a book which aims to be representative of the school as a whole. In years to come, when the Seniors look back upon their four years spent at Paly High, they will realize that the fine spirit of the school was owing not to one class alone, but to all the classes which have loyally cooperated in all school activities.

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M A D R O X O 29 “Here lies my spouse; please leave him lie. For he’s at rest, and so am I.” M. Fredde Zieberre. premier danseur. is in the hospital, owing to the fact that he stepped on a tack while executing the Hammer Dance. Mr. Brooker has now perfected his scheme for an ammonia ice plant in Dawson. Buy your stock now. Denny Wood has gone on another trip to Mexico. Sheriff Dus Offcrman, the two gun man. says he hopes to join him soon. William Butler undertook to clean up Hedges the other day. When Hedges got through with him he wanted to know why Bill didn’t finish what he undertook. So Bill decided to undertake things that were already finished. His gigantic figure will look very well in the customary black clothes. F. Kellogg and C. Tronslin have gone into partnership as express men. They certainly can make furniture move both ways from the middle. Lloyd McAulay admitted that no one person had yet attained all knowledge. (Bughouse fable.) Federal Judge Cathcart today handed down a decision declaring the use of corned beef and cabbage as food unconstitutional. He was immediately reversed by Chief Justice Irving Levin at the request of ex-Kaiser Wilhelm Patrick of Ireland. Moose Brokaw. I. W. W. president, has issued a proclamation demanding the 8- minute day. The people of Stanford have raised $5,000 to enable the eminent poet, J. Basye- Price, to travel. They say it’s worth it. John Broadwood is now giving chances on his recently perfected perpetual-motion machine with each 100 shares of oil stock. Pilmitas brokers have raised the premiums on auto insurance due to the fact that Mr. K. Strain is now living in their city. Harold Friis has just completed his history entitled “How I Would Have Run the World.” Mr. Williamson has resigned his position ns floorwalker in a local store to take a similar position in the Emporium. Jessica Contiover’s hair dressing parlor will soon be open. Last week Jack Nauman sent a long telegram C. O. D. to the President telling him just how to conduct the U. S. A. Charles Grant is making excellent progress at raising stock and Cain, having in- vented a new variety. 'Captain Connor’s last consignment of XXX from Cuba was confiscated by Admiral Astor Newman. I’he Admiral said he thought he might find some use for it. Sr. Dn. Rustico Gotera y Abcto has just been elected president of the Philippines by the close vote of 1 to 0. All other Filipinos have gone to Ireland. Professor W. L. Palmer is now ready to receive danc- ing pupils. Sliss Evelyn Snyder, so- ciety leader, discharged her cook the other day. She says the cook. Barbara Marx, always insisted on eating len- tils all day Sunday. Mint . Naomi Button is playing a leading role in the musical comedy “Off Again.” The Rt. Rev. Ethen has consented to repeat his ser- mon on the text “Let the Dogs of War he Converted into the Weenies of Peace.” President Doris Strong of the local power company en- tertained J uanita Warden- burg yesterday afternoon.

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