Palmer High School - Terror Trail Yearbook (Colorado Springs, CO)

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Mrs. A.- O, I just remembered, I heard at Al Burton's Art Studio, l1is wife, Amy Boone, gave a tea there, that Miriam Tessier has taken Mrs. Rein- hardt's place as French teacher, and Eddy Ryan is president of the college. Frances McQuillan is in Miss Dennis' place, too. Bennet Chapman has written a little Biography of Mark J. Sweany. Have you read it? Dr. A.+l'Yes, and I wish I'd known all those things when I had him in Civics. He always used to bawl me out about going to the movies, I don't see where he got that stuff. Mrs. A.f'lAnd he used to ramble around about an hour a day about my going to see Marguerite Clark, and I just loathed her. tPauseJ I understand that Mildred Bergen is using her influence to change the name of XVigwam to Page. She thinks that VVigwam is to Indian-hed a name for l1er home town. Elizabeth Crump is the town vampthere, you know. But Marjorie Dunlap runs her a close second. Virginia Garth used to hold the place, but Elizabeth beat her out of it. Isabelle jenkins is selling Annie johnston's new steam- heated, automatic rehlling tooth brush to the natives of South Borneo. Iler salesmen are Bob Kemp and Carl Fiedler. Dr. A.f Clark Robinson is making pebbles out of bowlders at Sing-Sing for stealing a casket, and his fiance, Mary Moffatt, goes to see him annually. Robert Miller is the Head Turnkey there, and Gordon Mullen is warden, with Lucille jones as matron. You know, dear, it certainly is wonderful how some of our classmates went to the bad. Gladys Knowles is in San Quentin for in- voluntary manslaughter. She killed two people while cutting corners in l1er new aero-racer. They were Gladys Koontz and Ralph Owens, who were eloping. Gladys' mechanic, Mary Linn, was badly messed up in the collision. Linton Gardner is a noted scientist, now, better than Edison was in our day, I guess. Mrs. A.- I heard that Lawrence Weir was driven crazy by Ilelen Ma- honey's cruel treatment. His nurse is Mary Margaret Stone. And what do you think, Margaret Vanneman and Christine Miller, and Ruth Mathis have joined the movies, Ruth Mathis is a second Theda Bara, Margaret is another Mary Pickford, and Christine is Norma Talmadge-'s understudy. Ruth Nich- olson, Helen Matheny, and Surilda Wilson are extras at the Paramount-Serv nett studio. Earl Plyley and Orville Grimes are trying to get in there. Dr. A.--- You know that hurry-up call I got yesterday? Well, Dorothy Masters, Zepha Stewart, and Helen VVhitecraft were out rowing on the Hudson and capsized, I had a hard time saving them. VVilliam Rottman was there with his camera for the movies, and didn't even try to rescue them. Mrs. A.f 'l'hese hurry-up calls are suspicious. I notice that your head nurse, Lorene INIcBeath, was there, too. Dr. A.f Don't worry, she's going to marry Don Crowder. But here is something that will make you jealous, one of my old flames, Bernice Wilson, telegraphed me today that she is coming here with an operetta, and I want you to meet her, she's a mighty fine woman. Mrs. A.-HQHaughty look and icy stare.l Aha, there are my grounds for divorce, thank you, Doctor Allison, I'll sue you tomorrow. Dr. A.- Well, never mind, we'll discuss that tomorrow, if we want to see the Follies we had better hurry up. EXIT. 15

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liusli 111111' llLlS el111rge of t11e fire tlL'ptlI'lIl1L'I11, t11e 11ssist11nts 11re Nila Allison 111111 jessie Spieerf' Mrs. A, I llllKlL'l'S11lllCl tllat Rosalind Siegel 11nd Rutli Cook are 11ow r111111i11g l.llL' l'ikes l'e11k A1110 Highway, they have sever11l eliauffeurs working for 1111-111 wl1o111 we k11ow. 'l'l1ey are Lela lloye, Mildred Lucas, Llllll Leota Guyerg 111111 l.ueille llonan and Nora Wylllltlll1S are running t11e Snnnnit Iflouse. ,llllL'A' ll1lYL' ll eabaret 1113 1l1ere now. 'l'l1e four leading 1111111-ers are Sadie Kier. kiil1llL'l'lllt' Swan, 'l'e1l Cannell, and lidward Brooks. llr. A. 1110211111111 p11per.l Frank Mantz is ru1111i11g an aerial mail route from Boston to t11e l1llllt1II1ZlS, lie has to stop for supplies at Little I1111, it was 11111111-11 after Ruth Little, but slle passed out El wllile ago, and it's 11ow run by M111y Koel1. flqllk' 1-1111111111-111111i1ls are 'lAllL'llIlLl Meyers 111111 Mildred Long. Myro11 llilfllltlll is 1111- janitor, yo11k11owl1e used to be Marion Huron's 1111sba111l but sl1e 1livoree1l l1i111 to join llowl1ert's l1are111, and from what l llL'LlI', sl1e's suingfor1livoree11ow1on111rryVVillian1Yonng. S111-eer111inlyw11sal1e11rterusl1er. Mrs. A. My word, before sl1e IllllI'flCtl Myron, l1er name was lAll'S.llQI'II11lll liriseoe, 111- was eliarnpion billiard player. A1111 what do you tl1i11k 11218 110001110 of 11111 lil'lt'll1l, liob Avery? Well l1e is a 1I'lIVL'llllg baelielor now. llr. A. Well, 111-'s 111111 l1is swing at 1111-girls. Mrs. A. 1l'i1-king lljl Ll letter and 1113011111112 lllltl reading it.1 'My dear sister, 11111 U11 111y way to lfurope to atte11d t11e raees. I'111 ll dealer i11 fa11ey horses now. Will stop oll' to see you 21 few days. Lovingly, sister llelenf XY1-ll, we'll eer1ai11ly have to l111ve tl1is l1o11se paperedbefore we 1-an llave Lilly eoinpany. Xxvllfl slnrll w1- ll1lYL'?U llr. A. 'AYl1y,j11ek l7L'I'11, you lillOW 11ow l1e used to lay it o11. lIe's IIUXY trying 105111111011 l,ouise Aitken, l1is wife, 21111121 family of ten. 1Noise of organ o11tsi111-.1 Mrs. A. lf11l1llj.f101llL'XYlIldUNV.iJ VVl1y, for pity's sake, lion llilloway, Zlll organ grinder, look at 111211 eute little nionkey 11e's got. 0111 l'aul, l KVLIII1 itf 1 1 l want ll YY l want lt fl! 1100111 tlllll get it for nie, please, l'aul!' Ihr. A. l'gl1, l XVUllltlllil. 1U1lCll tl1at liltliy thing. Mrs. A. lllllSlllIlQ l1i111 0111 of 1l1e door.D 'AVL-ll l would, IIOXV go get 111111.11 lir. A. tieturningl Ile XVtJllltl1l't give me t11e monkey. lllll l1e gave nie ll lot of 111-ws, 211111 I 111111 to give l1i111 a lfive-Spot. Mrs. A. 1l.ow 11111110111 VK'l1y A7111 stingy thing! 1NOI'lllLll voiee,1 XX'l1at 1li1l l1e say? llr. A. First lie tol1l 111e that lillen lfrdniann l1a11 at last obtained t11e job of running t11e lligli 5L'lllNJl Cafeteria after liaying great experience wiping 1lisl1es 111 A11-x's Chili joi11t. Six of l1er assistants are people we l'iIl0NV, Marie Wllite, Rlllll Yan Nattan, lilizabetll Murphy, Vesta Miller, Frank Perkins and Arbor lfuller. lle also told 1110 that a b1111el1 are llenneyites, you k11ow, apostles of 1111- llenney religio11, IllllllCCl lll.1L'I' Robert Denney. 'l'l1ere are sure il 1111111-11 of 1l1e111, 1 doubt if I 1-an renleniber tl1e1n all. I,e1's see, Celia Alder- son, 111-111 llonlan, l,ueille Burnett, Ilattie Bieseker, Vera Roberts, Rose Sl'llll'SSlllllll, Nora llodgkins, llele11 Starsmore, Della XVood, Lillie Clen1en1s. l,llL'lllL' Cook, l.2lllfll llillllltf, and I,aVera McNulty, and their servants, Allison Kurtli, l7:1vi1l Noek, Alle11 Kinsman, Milton Nelson, joe Goff, james M1-M1111 try, l':lllk'l'SUll llill, Ralpli lleller, Rayinond Gardner, Curtis Roaell, Clltll'lL'S llailey, llonald Iloubt, and -101111 lluniway. And Dilloway also said that George ,lllllllL'llL'I' lllltl joined the G. X G. Cireus as ll wild 111a11, dear old George, 1111 you l'L'llll'lllllL'l' llow l1e 115011 to try to be wild? 14

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