Palmer High School - Terror Trail Yearbook (Colorado Springs, CO)

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accepted, but as soon as he gets on his feet again he's going to marry Dorothea Dudley, who is now conducting an asylum for destitute cats in Peking. She has lots of helpers, a few of whom we know, Bonnie VValker, Helen Ebb, Marie Gillespie, and john Heckman fjanitorJ. Marie Kapelke and Georgia Stevenson are there running a new cafeteria, somewhat like the one at C. S. H. Dr. A.VffReads from paper? By the way, our highbrow friend, Ed. Ilowbert, is now president of Iceland. He's married to Marion Huron, Arline Wilt, and I.elia Plyley. The G. X G. Circus, owned by Ralph Girling and George Gallagher, is now making its first appearance there. Some of the bareback riders are Augusta Polant, Thelma Conway, julia Stelson, Hildred Taylor, Mildred Yan Scoy, and Mabel Boutellier. They say that Ivan Burton, Ilerbert Sanford, XVilliam Rottman, and Merle Clow are carrying water for the elephants. Wa11da Fuller is a snake charmer, Adelaide Easlv and Ianet Hetherinffton are , . N T -v animal tamers, and Andrew.Nelson and Louis Cramer are acrobats. Mrs. A. fulfawncy that, fpieks up 1919 annual.J llr. A.-fffAdvaucing towards Mrs. AQJ XYhatY Ed. Patterson, with love' autographed in your book! What do you mean? Mrs. A.f XYell, what of it? XVhen he wrote that in there, he was simply mad about Irma Patton. Dr. A.f Maybe he was, but whom did he marry? Mrs. A. - XYhy Irma of course! Dr. A. -- No indeed he didn't, he and I,uella Satterfield are missionaries down i11 China. Mrs. A.-'f ls that so? IYhat did Irma do, commit suicide? llr. A.f I should say not, she and Ruth Patton are typical old maids, selling Florida swamp land at inflated values. They reamed lfat Thomas out of a million dollars, and now poor old Fat married -Iean Strang, and they say she's worth a million. Mrs. A.f By the way, what has become of Ralph Emery? Dr. A. O, lYaldo? Why he's advertising manager for Gertrude Grimes, who is giving lectures on how to reduce. You should see her now, she's won- derfully thm, how you must envy her. Mrs. A. Listen here, let's go to Colorado Springs next week, l'd like to visit the old home town.'f Dr. A.f That's a clever idea. I'll telegraph Russ Hunter to engage a suite of rooms this evening. He's managing the Broadmoor now. Glen Capps is manager of the laundry there, under him are Margaret Wiells, Dorothy Duncan, and Grace Yates. Kind of Russ to give them a job, wasn't it? john Brayer and Kenneth Vffendell have started up an old maids' home there too. Some of the occupants are Edna Theobald, Virginia Corlett, Marion Ilenbow, Aileen Atchison, and Kitty Hare. Mrs. A.ff Sorne wonderful things have taken place in Colorado Springs. I hear that joe Bruce has at last established a street car line running out to the Stratton Home after five o'elock, you know he lives out there now. Ilr. A.- And -Iimmie ,Iacobs has now a five acre garden tract in the suburbs of Kelker, having been jilted in love by Esther Law, I believe that sl1e would do anything to win Mike Yoes' love. She finally did by persuading her father to give up the undertaking establishment to Mike. Ile used to do the dirty work, but now he has Glenn Humble and Myron Reubendale doing it, and, Iletty. remember that you can't let jim Albert, the chauffeur drive fast there because they have speed cops everywhere, the chief of them is Campbell Rice. Emily I3

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Prophecy tI,il1rary i11 Ilr. and Mrs. .XIliso11's tnee Betty Rossl New York reside11ee.l llr. treading i11 big ehairl uiutters to lllll1St'Il.. ulllll eertainly glad l1e got it, Good old 'I'onuny Seeley. Seeretary of the Treasury, l1e's s11re good. Nlrs. .X. trnsI1iugi11l uxvllill shall we do? lvlllll. sl1all we do! Ilr. .X. For IlL'1lYt'II'S sake, what's the lll21l.lL'I' witl1 you? Nlrs. .X. What shall we do? Hur maid left! Ilr. .X. Wl1iel1 one? Klrs. .X. The head IlIlt', Graee Igo. Sl1e l'll.ll oil' with that horrid grocery lmoy, lkhite Magee. Ilr. .X. .X11deon1pa11y CtlllllllgI-Ul'Kll1lll0I', too. tSi11ki11g down i11 ehair.1 I,IlllIlt'I'lllt1S, ting-a-ling. Nlrs. .X. II11sl1. tanswers phonel Yes, is tl1at so? Vl'ell, is11't that I too had? Llilllvl you possibly eonie? You don't say. Vl'ell, I thought sonies tlnng like that was going to happen pretty soon, tehuekleslf All right LIIUII, yo11'll he oyer toinorrow evening? Goodhy dear. tI,t-ayiug tl1e phone, Lllltl lieaying a sitglrl HI.llL'Ii IIIIISI he with 11s, Iillen illlil Ifraneis SllL'L'lI2Ill aren't eoniing oyer lo clinner tonight. IQllen's eousin, -Ianet Raney, has surprised l1er lolks lmy getting' married to Seott Brady. Ilow well I I'L'lllL'lIlllL'l' Ifllen Vl'eir, and janet. Ilr. IX. I don't eare who's getting niarriecl, lllll glad no UIIQIS eoniing to tlinner though. Stippose we go to lllL' Ifollies tl1is eye11i11g? Nlrs. .X. U yes, and let's go to tl1e Biltmore llUI'flll1llL'I'.H Iir. ,L 'XXII right, you IQIIUW lllllllS inaiiaged by john Burdick, he was one ol' our Iellcnw-gradiiates at C. S. II. S. .Xnd I espeeially like the assistant head- waiter, Rayinoncl fll'llIlL'l'.H Nlrs. .X. Do you IQIIOW XVIIIIIS running the Follies now? .. - V Ju Ilr. .X. fXo,1xI1o, Nlrs. .X. Ida Sigler and Iiill Fisher are directors, their head ehorus girl is Gail Ilnrnett, llll' ehorus eonsists of liern Rader, Nina Adair, Gladys Carna- Ililll, .Xpnes Steyensen, Ilelnia Ilrake, Charlotte Rhodes, Iisther l'atriek. Ilessie I,iyi11gsto11, Isalmelle Stewart, jane Brooker, Iithel Clark, and Mildred Willis. Ilr. .X. Yes, and some of tl1e noble stage hands are Ilanlortli Ilale. Kirk Stealy, Nlilfillllll Nunn, .lrthur Yanee, and Simeon Wilbur. Mrs. .X. UXYIIY, niy clear Iylllll, do you realize that all these people we'ye inentionerl ei-111111111t?f1 with us? I llr. .X. HI eourse, and we'ye got to lllt'lll.lUll all the rest ol' thein, too, Int-fore we get through with tl1is proplieeyf' Mrs. .X. 'l'I1is afternoon wl1ile I was oyer to Rl1lIlIS house, ytlll know Ruth XYilkins, who niarried Frank Me.'Xfee, well, she was telling nie that Ifrank had reeeiyed a letter this inorning from Spud Tait, Irom South Alriea, 's1lYlll ' llllll l1e was eoaehing tI1e girls in Iootballg his assistant eoaehes were . is I Iirnia .ldzuns and Ifleanor I'eak, they hoth had so niueh eoaelung exper1enee, you know. 'l'he letter was written hy his stenographer, Urpha I,ewis1 he also said llllll Iiliner Cox and Ilana liureh and George Quiek were working i11 the lllllllllllltl 111i11es owned lay 'I'euney Gray, who is IIUVV engaged to Gladys Alder- son. Nlary lien Cather asked Dana to uiarry l1er, illlll as I1e was lmroke he Il

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liusli 111111' llLlS el111rge of t11e fire tlL'ptlI'lIl1L'I11, t11e 11ssist11nts 11re Nila Allison 111111 jessie Spieerf' Mrs. A, I llllKlL'l'S11lllCl tllat Rosalind Siegel 11nd Rutli Cook are 11ow r111111i11g l.llL' l'ikes l'e11k A1110 Highway, they have sever11l eliauffeurs working for 1111-111 wl1o111 we k11ow. 'l'l1ey are Lela lloye, Mildred Lucas, Llllll Leota Guyerg 111111 l.ueille llonan and Nora Wylllltlll1S are running t11e Snnnnit Iflouse. ,llllL'A' ll1lYL' ll eabaret 1113 1l1ere now. 'l'l1e four leading 1111111-ers are Sadie Kier. kiil1llL'l'lllt' Swan, 'l'e1l Cannell, and lidward Brooks. llr. A. 1110211111111 p11per.l Frank Mantz is ru1111i11g an aerial mail route from Boston to t11e l1llllt1II1ZlS, lie has to stop for supplies at Little I1111, it was 11111111-11 after Ruth Little, but slle passed out El wllile ago, and it's 11ow run by M111y Koel1. flqllk' 1-1111111111-111111i1ls are 'lAllL'llIlLl Meyers 111111 Mildred Long. Myro11 llilfllltlll is 1111- janitor, yo11k11owl1e used to be Marion Huron's 1111sba111l but sl1e 1livoree1l l1i111 to join llowl1ert's l1are111, and from what l llL'LlI', sl1e's suingfor1livoree11ow1on111rryVVillian1Yonng. S111-eer111inlyw11sal1e11rterusl1er. Mrs. A. My word, before sl1e IllllI'flCtl Myron, l1er name was lAll'S.llQI'II11lll liriseoe, 111- was eliarnpion billiard player. A1111 what do you tl1i11k 11218 110001110 of 11111 lil'lt'll1l, liob Avery? Well l1e is a 1I'lIVL'llllg baelielor now. llr. A. Well, 111-'s 111111 l1is swing at 1111-girls. Mrs. A. 1l'i1-king lljl Ll letter and 1113011111112 lllltl reading it.1 'My dear sister, 11111 U11 111y way to lfurope to atte11d t11e raees. I'111 ll dealer i11 fa11ey horses now. Will stop oll' to see you 21 few days. Lovingly, sister llelenf XY1-ll, we'll eer1ai11ly have to l111ve tl1is l1o11se paperedbefore we 1-an llave Lilly eoinpany. Xxvllfl slnrll w1- ll1lYL'?U llr. A. 'AYl1y,j11ek l7L'I'11, you lillOW 11ow l1e used to lay it o11. lIe's IIUXY trying 105111111011 l,ouise Aitken, l1is wife, 21111121 family of ten. 1Noise of organ o11tsi111-.1 Mrs. A. lf11l1llj.f101llL'XYlIldUNV.iJ VVl1y, for pity's sake, lion llilloway, Zlll organ grinder, look at 111211 eute little nionkey 11e's got. 0111 l'aul, l KVLIII1 itf 1 1 l want ll YY l want lt fl! 1100111 tlllll get it for nie, please, l'aul!' Ihr. A. l'gl1, l XVUllltlllil. 1U1lCll tl1at liltliy thing. Mrs. A. lllllSlllIlQ l1i111 0111 of 1l1e door.D 'AVL-ll l would, IIOXV go get 111111.11 lir. A. tieturningl Ile XVtJllltl1l't give me t11e monkey. lllll l1e gave nie ll lot of 111-ws, 211111 I 111111 to give l1i111 a lfive-Spot. Mrs. A. 1l.ow 11111110111 VK'l1y A7111 stingy thing! 1NOI'lllLll voiee,1 XX'l1at 1li1l l1e say? llr. A. First lie tol1l 111e that lillen lfrdniann l1a11 at last obtained t11e job of running t11e lligli 5L'lllNJl Cafeteria after liaying great experience wiping 1lisl1es 111 A11-x's Chili joi11t. Six of l1er assistants are people we l'iIl0NV, Marie Wllite, Rlllll Yan Nattan, lilizabetll Murphy, Vesta Miller, Frank Perkins and Arbor lfuller. lle also told 1110 that a b1111el1 are llenneyites, you k11ow, apostles of 1111- llenney religio11, IllllllCCl lll.1L'I' Robert Denney. 'l'l1ere are sure il 1111111-11 of 1l1e111, 1 doubt if I 1-an renleniber tl1e1n all. I,e1's see, Celia Alder- son, 111-111 llonlan, l,ueille Burnett, Ilattie Bieseker, Vera Roberts, Rose Sl'llll'SSlllllll, Nora llodgkins, llele11 Starsmore, Della XVood, Lillie Clen1en1s. l,llL'lllL' Cook, l.2lllfll llillllltf, and I,aVera McNulty, and their servants, Allison Kurtli, l7:1vi1l Noek, Alle11 Kinsman, Milton Nelson, joe Goff, james M1-M1111 try, l':lllk'l'SUll llill, Ralpli lleller, Rayinond Gardner, Curtis Roaell, Clltll'lL'S llailey, llonald Iloubt, and -101111 lluniway. And Dilloway also said that George ,lllllllL'llL'I' lllltl joined the G. X G. Cireus as ll wild 111a11, dear old George, 1111 you l'L'llll'lllllL'l' llow l1e 115011 to try to be wild? 14