Painted Post High School - Poster Yearbook (Painted Post, NY)

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Dutch Yes but Beat Hathaway and Joyce Mayes are keeping up the nursing tradition for the class Punk I hear Beat administers only to southern gentlemen and Joyce s patients are all from Brooklyn Dutch l guess that s right' Say Punk I ve lost track of Carl Frost Have you seen him lately? Punk Of course You know one of the seniors told him one day to take off like a dirty shirt and ever since then he s been running a laundry Good one too why I wouldnt have my wash done any where else especially since that good look ing Len Mourhess does all the ironing' Dutch lm glad to hear that I al ways did want all our classmates to be successful and you know most of them are Why Beans Bement and Paul King own the biggest and best dairy in the country Their motto is on every tongue Good health to all from Beans and Paul Punk And of course you krow John Rogers has taken over the nationwide man agement of the Grand Union grocery stores He does nothing but play his sax while the customers shop Dutch I hear that he made millions new invention Punk I dont see any connection what would Archie s invention have to do with Johns making millions? Dutch Well John bought tons of spaghetti and when Archie Wixsons spa ghetti wander was marketed John was ready for the big sale of spaghetti of course Junie Morse was his biggest customer Coopers Champion Spaghetti Eater they call him' Punk Now that basketball season is over I really thought Hank Potter and Don Smith would be at the reunion Dutch Yes l hear they ve become the two greatest forwards in the profes sional basketball world At least thats what Jerry Havens the famous sports an nouncer says Punk Oh do you listen to his pro gram too Why last week he interviewed our classmate June Cary Seems she has coached a family basketball team that is really something The Brunskill Basketball Brats they call them Dutch I didn t hear that broadcast but the week before Jerry interviewed Ted Feldt the only football coach who coaches dummy tuckling to the tune of Peg of My Heart Punk Sounds lake Ted hasn t changed a but Neither has Mary Louise Young You know shes been engaged six times Her friends have had so many showers for her that she has a house full of gifts but no husband' Dutch Sou ds like one of our class mates You know Dot Pitcher has finally s ttled dofvn to raising little Cornellians Punk I guess all our old classmates are bug wheels now you know Dale Caster lure was recently named vocalist of the year In fact he has signed a two year billion dollar contract wnth that name band of Dick Lakes Dutch I hear Chuck Swan has open ed a new dancing school where he teaches nothing but the Charleston He gives all the credit to his inspiration Mrs Mitchell Punk Oh Dutch guess what I dis covered the other day Keith Strimple torn between his love for science and goats has converted his folks farm into the largest aoat ranch in the country lsn t that won derful7 Dutch Yes it s just as wonderful as the story of Jack Holtons success He has a traveling show he calls the Holton Hell guess shes quite a big wheel in the or ganlzation Punk Speaking of big wheels I hear Bill Ober has retired from his positron as head surgeon at the Post Hospital and has undertaken the editorship of the Steuben Scandal Sheet Dutch So I understand Just like old times you know with Rodney Tallman as his circulation manager Punk Why Dutch l do believe we ve accounted for all the members of the class of i950 But whatever happened to our class advisor Mr Kershnerp lve heard that he quit teaching after we graduated just can t face the prospect of teaching normal students after associating with us for four years Dutch Yes Mr Kershner enjoyed the Washington trip so much that he and his wife returned there the next year He's now the country s financial advisor and has full control of the nation s budget He earns Sl25 OOO a year which is a little but more than he made as a schoolteacher Punk Yes but I bet he misses the school days lust as we do If everyone is accounted for lm not going to wait one minute more Pass the pickles Dutch' . I - I - . . l , . . ' I ' ' 1 - i v- ' - I . A I D I . . . . I - . , . , , . . , I Il . . ' . I . . - - . , I ' ' I . - I . . . . I . - I - I II . . I . . Q I II . I . , . - , , . . . D . , . - I I when Archie Wixson tipped him off to his Drivers. His best driver is Anita Miles. I . I . . . I T ' I . , . . I I . , . . . T 1 1 I I v 1 I I . . . . I I I I g . I I I - 1 . . A . I . I I I T -'- I .I ' I I 1- 1 . I ' . ' - I I I . , - I - I ' . T I I - 1 I , I , ' , 1 . . . ' . . ' I . I 11 I I ' I l- I , I , . ' II I ' . ll . I u . , I I

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CLASS PROPHECY Tame June 20 I975 Place Paanted Post Hagh School Audatoraum Occasaon The class of l950 s 25th reunaon Characterslll Punk Waabel and Lada Holland Punk Well Dutch we maght lust as well start on the eats I dont thank any body else as goang to show up Dutch I guess you re raght Punk we ve been waatang for three days and we are stall the only ones here I wonder why no one else has shown up? I thought Make Tallman at least would come to the reunaon he was always so anterested an class affaars Punk Oh well Make has all has tame booked He s Senator for New York State now and when Congress asnt an sessaon Make has has prazefaghtang bouts to attend He s the world maddleweaght champaon now you know The sluggang senator they call ham Dutch Why no I dadnt know tha Punk It thought Make had probably re tared from the rang Is Bet Thomas stall has Punk Oh yes Dutch and I ear Betty has scheduled an exhabataon bout be tween Muke and Jerry Flanders Jerry you know has become staff competataon for Gorgeous George Speakang of Curly haar I wonder where Bob Abbott as I thought he d be here to taste the punch Dutch Oh Bob s got a pretty bag jab now he has a radao program It used to be Sadesaddle Sam but now ats Bow legged Bob And whale we are on the sub Iect of legs have you seen Varganaa Morse lately? Punk Oh yes Morsae took her role an the Senaor play so seraously now shes modelang French bathang suats desagned especaally for her by Monsleur Roberto Blank Dack Naylor fanances the concern Dutch Gee I wash the Carnaval were an town a lot of our classmates are wath that bag Carnaval Capades of I950 Why Don Andrews manages that famous bub ble dancer Gypsy Rosalae Chuck Walcox takes care of all the carnavals fanances Harvey LoVette runs the Merry go round and Newell Potter tests Iaght bulbs an the Tunnel of Love Why I hear that Elmer Borden does nothang but chase pank ele phants around three rangs Punk I always dad thank we had a clever class and so ambataous too Whach remands me dad you know that Ed Spauldzng has developed a new type of raanbow hued adhesave tape? Adhesave Ed they call ham Why Charlae Lawrence has fanancaal advasor does nothang but funds ways for Ed to spend has money Dutch Yes I hear Ed gave Norm Woodhouse has start an busaness Punk Why I dadn t know Norm had a busaness what does he do? Dutch Oh Norman decaded to saxe money and open has own drave an theate Has two best customers are Bernard Hakes and George Eldred I cant understand at though neather of them can ever tell me what the movaes are about Punk Oh well at s nace that they go out a lot lt help the baby satters so much You know Mary Moran has turned pro fessaon baby satter and she s rollang an the dough Dutch I guess almost all of the I95O graduates are doang alraght fanancaally You know Jam Walder and Jack Davas have just fanashed wratang a best seller lt re sembles a telephone book you know what I mean lots of characters but not much plot Punk Oh yes I hear the Hollywood producer Ralph Pearsall as plannang to make at Into a movae starrang Mary Phelps Jack Clark and Tom Peet Dutch I can hardly waat to see that Tom Peet as my favorate movae star Hes so handsome and what a technaquel Punk I thank we can be maghty proud of our classmates Dutch just thank authors movae stars senators and of course Jack Graham Dutch Yes doesn t at thrall you Punk lust thank the Unated States declarang that whats good enough for Paanted Post as good enough for the nataon and electang Jack Graham Presadent of the Unated States Punk And dont forget Kate Carev Jacks farst and last lady Kate gave up her nursang professaon just to help Jack an has polatacal career . I ' . , I .,.. . ' 1 . . ' ' 1 ' I I ' ' I I I 1 - ' I ' T 1 I ' . .. I , . . I I , I . , - . 1 . I ' I . - r, 1 I , , I - I . , . . I , . . I I I . I I ' . . . I - . . , . . . , I - 1 'I manager? . - - . - , , I1 . . . . . . , l I . I 0 I 1 V , I I I . . . . ' , 1 1 ' ' II ' II - I II , . 11 - - , . ' . . . I , . .... I I I . . . , I I . . . . I I I ' 1 . . I I . . 1 1 , . . I I . I I - I - 1 I ,I , . . - I I . , .

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JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS Presudent Jack Fruck Vuce Presudent Tom O Malua Secretary Maruon Tullman Treasurer Joaru Ba nuster Luttle dud we th class of 51 realuze what we were gettung unto as we erutered the gunuor year of our stay wuthun the walls of PPHS Our formula seemed to be trouble tumes trouble plus o lot of hard work equals success We commutted our furst act as upper classmen by electung to offuce the followung slate of offucers Jack Fruck Presudent Tom OMalua Vuce Presudent Maruon Tullman Secretary and Joan Bannuster Treasurer W were pullung no boner euther when we agreed on Mr Sa ford as our advusor Through raun snow and the elements the Junuor Class was out sellung Chrustmas cord to enruch the class treasury There were 'fumes when we thought no one wanted to send cards thus year but we funally came through wuth a suzable profut Our next bug yob was the Poster Naturally ut was goung to be the best one ever so we all putched un to make ut so More hard work was called for and receuved but as you can see all our work was fruutful Funally plans are Iaud for the buggest and best uunuor prom ever and wuth some more noses on the grundstone we are sure that too wull be successful As un years past we are agaun lookung forward to our next year un hugh school wuth hopes of the buggest year yet , . , . 3 ,, I T1 . . , . . . Q I V I u . ' ' I I I I I I I ' e . . Y- . . u. . I I I , . , . I I I I I