Painted Post High School - Poster Yearbook (Painted Post, NY)

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dancer, Bill McKay, and the home town hero, Dean Frost. Finally a cute little night- club singer, Marilyn Hanley, makes up Pat's mind by taking Bill from her. The troubled triangle then turns into a happy foursome. Ought to be quite a movie! After that enlightening little episode the scene changes to that of a traffic con- gestion in Times Square. The friendly traffic cop, Jim Morse, is vainly trying to force a ticket on that wealthy heiress, Jean Freeman, for making a U-turn. Luckily, her competent lawyer, Neil Fisher, is with her to do all the arguing for her. Jean, ignoring the commotion, calmly powders her nose. Now we see a broadcasting studio, where the small studio is in gales of laughter. The cause for all the merriment is the second Arthur Godfrey, Bud Thom, whose jolly chuckle and dry humor have endeared him to the hearts of everyone. We leave as his master of ceremonies, Red Mc- Clurg, now comes to the microphone to give the commercial. This ultra-modern department building which has materialized houses a firm known as the Busy B's. It is operated by three ambitious young ladies, Marjory Brownell, Catherine Brant and Joan Brown. Everything in the store is modern and automatic-even the clerks. There are branches in every large city in the United States, Canada, Mexico, England, and France. It is rumored that there is even one in Russia, but no one is really certain. Mabel McConnell and Betty Letts manage all of the secretarial duties of the concern. Next we see a huge farm, but there are no animals in sight! This farm, Head Acres , is owned and managed by Bill Haring and Leland Devine. They have started a revolution in farming methods by doing everything by machine, There is even a machine which manufactures grade A eggs, vitaminized homogenized milk, and choice cuts of sirloin steak, Bill and Lee have economized greatly in the long run, for there are no feed bills to pay. Strike three-yer out! This is a major game for the Brooklyn Dodgers at Ebbett's Field. Well, for goodness sake! There, play- ing short stop and left field, are Dip Beauter and Malcolm Brady. Since these boys have been playing for the Dodgers, dem bums haven't lost a single game. The most valuable players in today's base- ball, they are also the most handsome. Before every game, the ladies in the bleachers shower Pretty Boy Beauter and Dimples Brady with roses. Shades of Madrid!

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The next scene that we see on the set makes us feel as if we are intruding a bit. We seem to be right next to two sophis- ticated society women who are gossipping at a swanky party being held at a Fifth Avenue home. Why, they are Dolores lngraham and Mary Blencowe! We see they are married now, for each has a beautiful wedding ring. Dolores is saying that little Pat and Mike are acting more like Mark every day, while Mary complains that Harry is always grumpy until he has his morning cup of coffee. l think we had better leave their con- versation and see if we know anyone else at the party. Those three important look- ing men in that corner look familiar. I guess we should know Ronald Dann, Charles Barrett, and Calvin Matson! They are now three of the most important men in the world's financial affairs. Cal and Buster hit upon the idea of using atomic energy for home permanents. With Ronnie, who now owns at least ten dairy farms in each state of the union, to back them financially, they became an immediate success. The Fuzzy-Wuzzy permanent has a miraculous solution, permeated with atomic rays, which in two seconds not only curls the hair, but causes it to shine literally! lt saves quite a bit on electricity. Pat Mourhess and Jean Townsend are posing for photographers, not far away. lt seems that after graduation they grew to look even more alike, until now it is impossible to tell them apart. Their pic- tures are now seen all over the world in Fuzzy-Wuzzy permanent advertise- mentts. The ads read, No, they aren't really twins, but they both have Fuzzy- Wuzzy permanents. The T.V. now brings us to a huge carn- ival. Jim Wenban, the owner, having be- come bored with his chain of banks, sold a couple of them and bought the carnival. He is making more money than ever be- fore. The main attraction is the fearless motorcyclists. We see Gordon Lefty Hackett and Don Lucky Childs zooming around a vertical track. Who is that charm- ing young lady announcing these Heck Drivers ? Why, it's Marie Hopkins! Wait a minute-she's getting on a motorcycle too, She stands up on it while she rides it! Leave it to Marie to do something like that! Another feature of the carnival is an honest-to-goodness rodeo! Jim McConnell was just thrown from a buckin' bronco, and Lewis Lawrence is tearing around on a wild steer! Take it easy, boys! Next we see Barb Pinke and Arlene Hoyt's super-deluxe drugstore, the Fabu- lous Pharmacy. The famous authoress, Joyce Stenger is consuming a coke at the counter. She is talking with Barb about her latest work. Joyce has just written a series of articles on Dallas Hand's Woman- hater Club. He has gathered so many followers that the nation's women have become alarmed for fear they will be old maids. We now find ourselves witnessing the process of moviemaking at M.G.M. studios in Hollywood. The director, Bob McClurg, is screaming instructions as he tries to polish up a scene in Love Comes But Thrice . ln the picture, the gorgeous star, Pat Goldie Coumbe, tries to make up her mind between the flashy broadway

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