Painted Post High School - Poster Yearbook (Painted Post, NY)

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Regan MISS Regan who has come to be known as The VOICG of the World has her own fGd1O program over network WACKY every Sunday afternoon from three unt1l TIVS Turn1ng to the sphere of sc1ence we flnd none other than Squeek McClurg as the lead1ng sc1ent1st He earned th1s t1tle by be1ng the f1rst 5 1ent1st to perfect an a1rsh1p sultable for mterplanetary travel He IS now head and ch1ef stockholder 1n the corporat1on manufactur1ng these SLIPS Aft r Squeek had completed h1s amaz1ng Shlp he feared that he would not be able to f1nd a p1lot to fly the f1rst test tr1p to the moon But surely enough out of the blue came Amer1cas best stunt p1lot Fearless Rock Sch1ller Rock flew to the moon and never came back Seems as though l1e met a good look1ng blonde up there and declded to stay fl-le sent the sh1p back v1a a moon manl ln the f1eld of mathemat1cs we f1nd that Dewey Cra1g has replaced h1s old teachers the Alberts tliershner and E1nste1nl After Dewey learned the E1nste1n theory of relat1v1ty he 1mmed1ately began to work upon h1s own theory of p1r1ochle1v1ty whlch even E1nste1n could not understand Proprxetress of the worlds most famous ant1que shop IS M155 Sh1rley K1mble She dec1ded to go 1nto this f1eld after becom1ng so attached to the car she drove to school when she was a sen1or at the Post She never could part wrth th1s carl They re off' And so 1S Bev Cook the female Ted Atklnson She has now the honor of be1ng the only g1rl Jockey 1n the world Th1s year sne IS real1z1ng her greatest amb1t1on She 1S QOIHQ to r1de the favor1te 1n th Grand Natlonal Sweepstakes Race tn England Good Luck' Speaklng of horses rem1nds me of you guessed 1t Pudgy Parsons Pudge so entranced the Engllsh men W1th her fa1r beauty that they would not perm1t her to leave She may be seen often now r1d1ng the hunt courses IH England surrounded by an admtrtng host of Engllsh gentlemen l hear mus1c of course lts Iohn Carey the most publ1c1ved man 1n Amer1ca He so completely ecl1psed Perry Como and S1natra that they qu1etly res1gned leav1ng lohn to be Kmg of the troubadours In fact he IS so popular that the largest g1rls organ1zat1on 1n Amer1ca The Carey Fan Club has as 1ts motto You Wlll Have To Carry Me Out When Carey Slngs Also cher1shed by thousands of young Amer1cans as the only trumpet player and the hottest band leader SIHCG before Les Chappells t1me IS our boy D1Ck Hoyt Dtck IS beloved by all mus1c teachers because now all potent1al trumpet players spend all of the1r spare t1me pract1c1ng w1th the hope that someday he too may have the Hoyt techmgue They however are not the only two w1th mus1cal talent 1n our class A team composed of Roland Bentley at the p1ano and Velma and Her Mag1c V1ol1n are at present tour1ng Europe W1th them travels Velmas husband D1ck Dlckson who acts as the1r publ1c1ty man and manager Another senlor couple who have s1nce marr1ed and made good are MOHSIGUI Conover and his w1fe Madame lacquelme They are both 1nter preters W1th the French consulate on an 1nternat1onal good w1ll exchange They both say Mercl Beaucoup to the1r former French teacher M155 Olney for g1v1ng them the 1nsp1rat1on for the1r occupat1on A completely revolut1onary ldea in dalry farm1ng has been commenced by another classmate George K1ng ln order to 1n5ure h1s customers that the1r m1lk 1S str1ctly fresh George transports h1s cows to the1r doorsteps to be rnllked on a fleet of Ka1ser Frazer trucks Yep' Thats Georges motto Del1vered R1ght On Your Doorstep Poor Helen Hayes Thats r1ght When the cr1t1cs saw our own Bet Wa1ble 1n the t1tle role of that great product1on 'Dont Take My Penny back m 48 they 1mmed1ately acclalmed her as f1TSl lady of the stage Bet has also found time on the slde to become Mrs W Morse and lead a happy domest1c l1fe ' . ' 11 . 11 - 1 . . . 11 11 1 F1 1 . . . . . C . .1 . 11 11 . . . C , - 1 . 1 . 11 11 1 1 . . . 11 11 . . . . 11 11 - . 1 . . . . 1 . . . 1 . . . 1 . f: 'Y , . , . . 1 . 1 . 7 . , ., . . . 1 . 1 - 1 1 1 . 11 1 . 11 , . . . 11 11 11 11 . 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 - . 11 1 1 1 . 1 . 11 . . 1 1 1 - 11 1 11 1 . 1 1 1 , . 1 . 1 1 1 . . , 11 . . 11 I - .. 11 11 . . . . 1 1 11 . 1 . . . . ,, ,, 1 .

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SENIOR CLASS PI-IOPHILICH

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The crrtrcs also advocated that Ieke Cheney take Greg Peck s place but Ieke sard no He wanted to fulfrll hrs desrre to become a famous lawyer He drd and he may now be found the Supreme Court Iudge of America As a side lrne fudge Cheney dabbles rn such thrngs as nuclear frssron He rs strll tryrng to smash that darned atom Responsible for the 1968 new look rs Claude Wrlson He rs famous for hrs drscrrmrnatrng clothes for drscrrmrnatrng clothes for drscrrmrnatrng women He has also taken over the Powers Model Agency Some of hrs more glamorous models are selected from hrs class Hrs favorite rs Mrss Geraldine Cook Gerry always drd have the nrcest clothes Along wrth being an outstanding model Gerry rs one of the members of elite Parrsran society It rs sard that she refuses about two proposals a week Another model Mrss Eve Roberts decrded to give up her modelrng Career for the domestic lrfe Fashron lost a cute model but a certain fellow named Chuck gained a cute wife Everybody rs usrng rt Lee Robinson rnvented rt A sure frre alarm clock that not only wakes you up but krcks you out of bed too Lee always had such a hard trme getting up that he rnvented the clock to make lrfe easier for other poor unfortunates such as he Thanks Lee Ah' The rrchest girl rn the world' Mary Clark Rockefeller Ill' Mary decrded she would lrke to lrve the lrfe of ease after experiencing four hard years at Painted Post Hrgh School It wasnt hard While vacatronrng rn New York lohn Rockefeller took one look at her and sard That s for me Wrth her IS her rnseparable frrend Marilyn McGowan Marilyn after having four husbands found out she would rather love em and leave em and decrded not to marry agarn She strll has those brg brown eyes though so the prospect rs rather doubtful The celebrated Katherine Gibbs secretarial school for grrls rs now capably learned at Painted Post High School rs the keynote of therr busrness lt s rumored that they not only teach the grrls how to get a rob but also how to get a man Worth lookrng into grrls Who d a guessed 1t'? Bob Morse rs now the offrcral leader of the hoboes He became so used to thumbing rt back and forth from Coopers during hrs school days that he rs makrng a lrfe Work of traveling all around the country The whole world knows thrs amrable fellow and encourages him rn his protect He returns to Painted Post every year and grves to the crtrzens hrs Report on the Nation How to Keep Your Home Beautiful by Rose Hamman and Dorothy Teachman These two grrls have become THE rnterror decorating authorities of the women of the world In nearly every home in America one can frnd their book whrch 1S mentioned above The new lrghtwerght boxing champ rs that spunky lrttle guy Sala Halml Halmy couldnt think of any other professron rn whrch he could use all of hrs excess energy so for twenty years he has been rn the rrng l thrnk Gwen rs glad because he doesnt use her as hrs sparring partner any more Drck Reed after drscoverrng what an mdrspensable ard he could be to the teachers of the world has set up an advisory office for all members of the teachrng professron Erther he or hrs assistant Mrss Barbara Nevrll may be reached by callrng 61 Although therr professron keeps them quite busy they each have an rnterestrng hobby Mrss Nevrlle who rn prrvate lrfe IS the wife of a Campbell boy rarses rare plants and Drck rs strll tryrng to see what makes things run CAn overdose of Sanfordrtrsl The worlds most famrlrar faces Iohn Hostrander and Peg Berns Therr smrles and therr drmples earned them therr fortune ln every magazrne you pick up there rs Peg smrlrng away for all she rs worth and underneath are these words Yes I use Lrsterrne to keep my smrle brrght gay etc etc and across the page ts Iohn Yes Siree Grmmrck Razors keep that mrdnrght palor away and so forth , , . , . , , ll Il I , . , . being run by Midge Wheaton and lune Wilcox. The efficiency which they , ' 1 , ' 1 I ll n n I ll ll