Pacific University - Heart of Oak Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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LEAVE IT OR NOT By Scripley PLAY GOLF After strenuous sturdy Injurs get your skin full of health and happiness — at — FOREST HILLS GOLF COURSE CHICKEN DINNERS Special Rates ior Stldexts If Roberts took the Picture t jC ' ()u will be interested to know that the negative is still on file, and more pictures can be made from it at any time. We save everv negative frtjm which we have ever finished pictures, and will continue to •C keep them for many years to come. A duplicate order is aUcays sold at reduced prices ROBERTS STUDIO One hundred thirty-seven

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LEAVE IT OR NOT MAC HALL Scrip came down to Pacific University from that lovely little industrial city of Banks to gain an education and to learn to speak the English language. Having nothing better to do his first day, he ac- cepted an invitation for lunch at the Gamma frat. and one for dinner at the A.Z. house. Because he did not appreciate the pledge song of the Gammas (Those Little White Lies) and because he heard the A.Z. house was filled with crocks, Scrip decided to live at McCormick Hall where they give more helpings than the Salvation Army, and on Sundays tear the beds apart to have table- cloths. You know at Banks Scrip had worked in a butcher shop, so he always felt right at home at Mac Hall with all the hams hang- ing about, and he soon became so attached to the boys over there because they owed him a lot of money, ties and shaving cream, that he decided to live at the Hall ' til he completed his education. Everything went smoothly, including papa ' s cash, during the next four years for Scrip, and now he is graduating. He is going out to face life with a very prom- ising future, due to the practical back- ground gained while at Mac Hall. He is planning to run a pool and billiards hall with ping-pong tables included. Dear old Mac Hall. By Scripley I OREGON H0T?:L Thomas li. Dyer. I ' rdprietor EfROPE.XN HL.AN . Pacific CJrcvhoiind Stages . STOP! CONSIDER! A young man without a small bank account sel- dom becomes an old man with a h vL bank account. Consult Forest Gro e National | Bank The Roll of Honor Btuik J. . . ThornlnirKh . . . W, J. .Mills John E. Bailey . . . R. C Thornluirgh E. F. Burlinghani . . . S. c;. Hughes 1 ■-+ The GEO. G. PATERSON Furniture Store RADIOS oj all kinds RANCHES of nil kinds RUGS LINOLKUM of nil kinds PIANOS of nil kinds I One hundred thirty-six

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LEAVE IT OR NOT - - - OWED TO A PONY Prelude By Scripley The light coming through The new opened door Gave a luster not needed A few minutes before. ' Twas the night before exams And all through the campus Every student was studying So the profs wouldn ' t flunk us. Then what to my eyes Should so unexpectedly appear But a good-sized pony And then more lying near. The books were all opened On the tables with care. With the hope that thought Would soon come from there. With the teacher watching For every trick I knew in that instant I ' d have to be quick. The freshmen were sleeping All safe in their homes. While visions of ponies Danced through their domes. And then in a moment I heard from aloof The verdict rendered, And knew the truth. Then Came the Dawn Now I from my pony. And Scrip from his book, Had just settled the exam By a last lingering look. Moral Thus endeth the story That ' s fitting to print, And from which future Students might take a hint. When throughout the room There rose such a clatter The teacher came in to see What was the matter. Such practices really Have got to be stopped. But if you must take your pony Don ' t let him get flopped. RETAIL LllAVBEE YARDS FOREST CROVE — PORTLAND — ORECiON CITY — MlLWAl K.IE PLACE — BEAVERTON — TILLAMOOK PARK. One hundred thirty-eight