Pacific University - Heart of Oak Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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LEAVE IT OR NOT By Scripley Leave It or Not (Probably Not) Copy Right — if you believe it — 1931 Reprint rights granted to the Deans, if they wish to present any evidence or dirt on anyone or anything with the hope that through Scripley ' s strange tales of unusual happenings at Pacific, the University might be purged of all evil. Address all com- munications to me at the dead letter office: they will be delivered promptly. Pacific 1931 As an opening to this would-be student life, bad jeers, humor or mud section, a phrase or two of discussion might be not inappropriate. Anyway, regardless of your opinion, here goes. Precedent has decreed that some alleged humor — do you follow? humor — be contained in the college annual. Now it seems that in every humor section of the past someone has objected to being humor- ized, if I may, and others have objected By Scripley because their name didn ' t appear in some bum joke. So to maintain the peace and calm of Pacific, but mainly so that we might return to school next year, we are doing our burlesquing, lying, jeering, story telling, joking, or what have you, under only one condition. Leave it or not, by Scripley. Our idea was taken from Rip- ley ' s Believe It or Not cartoons, and as he seems to be getting away with it, we hope to, too. Perhaps you think the 1931 Heart of Oak would be better off witnout a student life section. But the blank verse we first wrote made the pages look bare without print, and the business depression made the sale of advertising so difficult, that we just couldn ' t help but write this section if only to fill up space. If you still are un- satisfied we pass the buck, and you can Leave it or not. And now in finishing, we say to those unfortunate brave souls whose names and deeds have been omitted from Leave It or Not, that you have Scripley ' s per- mission to write them in. IN TODAY ' S LEAVE IT OR NOT - - - - By Scripley MAC HALL— AND WHY I AM WHAT I AM TODAY By Scripley OWED TO A PONY— A TRAGIC POEM WITH A MORAL By Scripley HERRICK EXPOSED— THEY YAWNED WHEN I STARTED TO SPEAK, BUT By Scripley THE INDEX— A STORY OF HEADLINES AND NEWS By Scripley TODAY ' S CARTOON— VERIFIED IN PICTURE By Scripley 0n9 hundred tbirty-ioui

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LEAVE IT OR NOT MAC HALL Scrip came down to Pacific University from that lovely little industrial city of Banks to gain an education and to learn to speak the English language. Having nothing better to do his first day, he ac- cepted an invitation for lunch at the Gamma frat. and one for dinner at the A.Z. house. Because he did not appreciate the pledge song of the Gammas (Those Little White Lies) and because he heard the A.Z. house was filled with crocks, Scrip decided to live at McCormick Hall where they give more helpings than the Salvation Army, and on Sundays tear the beds apart to have table- cloths. You know at Banks Scrip had worked in a butcher shop, so he always felt right at home at Mac Hall with all the hams hang- ing about, and he soon became so attached to the boys over there because they owed him a lot of money, ties and shaving cream, that he decided to live at the Hall ' til he completed his education. Everything went smoothly, including papa ' s cash, during the next four years for Scrip, and now he is graduating. He is going out to face life with a very prom- ising future, due to the practical back- ground gained while at Mac Hall. He is planning to run a pool and billiards hall with ping-pong tables included. Dear old Mac Hall. By Scripley I OREGON H0T?:L Thomas li. Dyer. I ' rdprietor EfROPE.XN HL.AN . Pacific CJrcvhoiind Stages . STOP! CONSIDER! A young man without a small bank account sel- dom becomes an old man with a h vL bank account. Consult Forest Gro e National | Bank The Roll of Honor Btuik J. . . ThornlnirKh . . . W, J. .Mills John E. Bailey . . . R. C Thornluirgh E. F. Burlinghani . . . S. c;. Hughes 1 ■-+ The GEO. G. PATERSON Furniture Store RADIOS oj all kinds RANCHES of nil kinds RUGS LINOLKUM of nil kinds PIANOS of nil kinds I One hundred thirty-six