Pacific University - Heart of Oak Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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QEQEQQQQQQQQ HEART OF OAK '24 QQQQQQRQEQE 555 --2 E52 E Q AMONG THE SOAKS Prof. Turtle of the De- partment of Eddycation, had a delightful luncheon at the greasy spoon last Wed. The piece de resistance consisted of corned beef and cabbage with side dish of onions and garlic. Miss Ruffle entertained the girls of the hall at a din- ner every night last week. Among those present were the Elva Double, Maner Ler Cerf, Gracy Hansen 'and Chris Lucas. Henry Fiske, a grad of '23, was seen on the campus one day last week. Other persons seen on the campus are Mr. Rice, Supt. of Buildings, Constable Mills, and Sheriff Alexander the Grate. Y. M. C. A. A ymca meeting was held yesterday in the E. Z. room. It was at 9:45. Prof. Divin- icus opened with prayer. Pres. Pious talked on the evils of osculation. Mr. Har- mony led the song around the room. Sec. Dict administered the Bene. Everybody en- joyed thereselves. See the silly seenes at the side show of the Capper Cornival. Reserved seats on sale. AWF UL EATERS Meeting called to order by Mr. Cider. Roll was called, members answering here or not here as the case might be. Prizes .were awarded for the best true love story. Adam took the rubber crutch with his accaunt of courting Eve. Second prize went to Caesar. He told hcw he went down to the Rhine and proposed to bridget. Jesse James got Hon. Mention. This was rolled by an instructive dis- cussion on how Long it took Moses to build the Ark. Meeting adj. GAMBLING SINNERS The ceremony was started off by William Unbearsome. Roll was called and an offer- ing taken while the RAZZ orchestra rendered moonlight Bay. John Tomboy told of his adventures hunting big game in Africa and Knappa. After this thrilling talk the gang was cheered up' by a few smokes from Frances Van Dyke. Burn Bright oc- cupied the rest of the time telling about writing movie sinnerios for the Beaverton studio. Meeting adj. FLAPPER DELTERS Meeting called to order as usual. Roll call as usual. 16 absent as per. Meeting adj. as per. Read the want ads. I . -3- One hundred .fixty-three MO BUNK By BRAY ON Bray sez: I would like to Write a pome like Other great guys, But Shakes Spear And Jane J. Mont- Ague and Ant. Euer Have about axhausted All the subjects And besides I aint Got hraines enuff. . ...Ti1 This wks. candydate 4 the Bawl and Chin club is any- budy wots durn Phule enuff 2 one 2 B long. My wife thot I was flirt- ing with my stenog just cause she saw me buying a ribbon 4 my tiperighter. Deer Mud I lost ur address and em writin 2 ask 4 it. Your Bray. S. P. Never mind I fount it. THOT I NEW YOUSE The main event was a con- test to determine who was the prettiest member of the society. Nobody would give in. No decision rendered except individual ones. Ad- journment followed the con- clusion of the meeting. PH ULLER MASHERS Nobody showed up. Meet- ing postponed until attend- ance could be increased. QQEQEQEQQQQQQQ QEEQEQEQQQQEEQEQQEQEEQEQQQQEQ EE QQQQQ 553 L g ES! I QgggmmtamzammzamzammmmmmmzaQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQWQ

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iimazazaamm HEART OF OAK '24 aa amazzgigg Q H Q Q EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQE E. PLURIBUS UNUM 1492 Published every once in a while by a couple of us guys. Entered as high class mail matter at the Standard Oil Station under act of April 1. PRESCRIPTION RATES One Year .............. 55.00 Single Copy ........ Mg Price EDITOR Many Little Surfs MANAGER Joshua Hayseedy IS THE INDEX OUT YET? Is the Index out yet? When'll it be out? Have you never come around asking these foolish questions? Have you never waylaid the editor in the halls and wasted her time with these crazy in- quiries? Y o u haven't? You're a darned liar! How can you show your face in these halls? But the joke's on you this time. THE In- dex IS OUT! We have here the greatest piece of editoring the world has ever seen. This issue represents the labor and thot of many long hours. This paper is abso- lutely non-partisan, has no connections with the Klu Klux Klan, or even the Shifters. It wears no man's collar or any other kind. It has no monkeys in its family tree, or bats in its belfry. It flies with its own wings and crawls on its own belly. LUMINOUS NOTES Heis Pre Historic, 07 A. D. fafter darkl, will delight old friends by a return to the campus tomorrow. Mr. Pre- historic haunted the profs way back in the days when a man could raise a thirst. Heis returning from his successful Siberian peanut farm, astho the bark of the omni-present nut on the nut farm has made Heis a verit- able nut. While at Pacific Mr. His- toric was a scintillating Ping- Pong player and made his P in'the honorable art of shooting craps. DIDJA NO THIS? Lady Grabbag, professeuse of Rheumatic languages, has just completed her transla- tion of Qwerxhijyzw, a Yid- BIRDS AND STONES The crash has camel We now face two of the greatest problems that have ever pre- sented themselves to Pacific U. How can we keep stu- dents from' congregating in the Halls? How, in the face of the present coal shortage, can the chapel be kept warm? How? you ask. Numerous chemical experts have pon- dered on the question of our noisy halls and have failed. Biology experts have given up trying to heat the chapel. Slim Balcom has solved the great question. Turn the heat out of the hall radiators into the chapel radiators. Undoubtedly this is getting two birds with one rock. -2- ,- dish play written 1927 B. C. The scene was laid to rest in Alaska. It has a very un- usual plot. A young night woes and weds a fair princess and lives haply ever after. The book can be had at any pawn shop or cigar store. Price 52.98, plus luxury tax. SKULE KALENDOR SMTWTFS 456 1 2 3 7 s 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 so 31 5 IA 1 A THOUSAND YEARS AGO Brutus was expelled for making fun of this number of the Index. Dr. Bates celebrated his 25th anniversary of his work at Pacific with a little din- ner party at the Waldorf. Among those present was Judge Stanley and Prof. Story. Wx , . -1 -- 'fl ....., . .-1---- - .... 1 --I :ml . l N , . . Q!! ,,,,f- - -,,,- ,, ... - 1 , ,- '1,..--,, Q .1 yin' ind VM: -el , f gif? - A Slim Balsomc Track Captain EEE seas Egggamaztszam IIE Q as ca Q Q . za as to as as I to to I Q as I to Q E . to as as ca as za ca Q E. as as g I ca fa asasm One hundred sixty-tfwo

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HEART OF O 4 Ezggmazmmmcamm AK '2 razezafmeszomgggg EEEEEEEEEEEEEQEEEEEEEEE BOXER ,PERAMBULATES Boxer, although well ad- vanced in years, left his place of abode with the Seniors and, after a very exciting adventure, landed in the hands of the Rooks. Temp- tation tempted the poverty- stricken Frosh and they yielded. Making a hurried trip they arrived at the sign of the three balls, and held the old dog up for inspec- tion. I give yu ten centz. Well, a little was better than none, so the wicked villains decided on the trade. But the hero, a member of the V. C.'s, working at a nearby counter, overheard this plot- ting and rushed to the res- cue. A mighty battle en- sued. The villains escaped, but the dog was kept from a disgraceful imprisonment. The Rooks have now re- pented and Boxer is safe, altho in the hands of the Frosh. iiliit. MANY LIVES GIVEN Thousands of lives are sacrificed annually in the interest of science. At Pa- cific alone at least five cats and other kinds of domestic livestock have perished in the biology lab. Men brave- ly make these sacrifices for the further advancement of civilization.. Mr. Rhubarb, head of this department, says, It is not a pleasant task to take a cat's life, nor is it pleasant to'turn it in- side out after the deed is done, but it' is all for the sake of humanity. We have not heard the cat's side of the argument as yet. ROOK CHAMPIONSHIP CFrom page lj left field and made an error. Foul called on Sparks. Miss Dean then threw snake eyes. Score at end of first half 13-0 against the Deans. Second half. Sparks tipped off to Miss Bagshaw, who bunted to the thirty yard line, bringing Mr. Dean home. Miss Dean drove to the green and Sparks moved into the Deans' king row, taking the queen. Final score 500-13. S2,000,000J fcont. from 1.3 original amount, but we are informed it was not by crooked work. With this grand total of 520,000 he bought 20 shares of first class oil stock. According to the agent this stock is absolutely the chance of a lifetime. In two years the stock will in- crease a hundred fold in val- ue. The only reason he would sell it was because'lhe prex was a special friend of his. The future of Pacific is practically assured. While the two million is not actually in the safe, we have the gold edged certifi- cates that state they will be worth that in two years. Thus the good old institu- tion was saved from acute financial embarrasment. ..4... PACIFIC WINS fFrom page lj grand-pap played keeps with Dan'l Boone and old Benjy Harrison. In the tag fer taws Har- vard won first shop and Capt. Doan Gividamski let off and landed close to the pot. Capt. Jass Baby, play- ing razerback, followed with his unerring shot and knocked him for a row. Malisis, Har- vard's star Oback, scored by a fluke. Al. Kehol next shot for position, but Slim Bal- som, drawback, layed him cold. Gee Tuck scored for P. U. Harvard struck fats and had to go to taws. Thus the game was played nip- and-tuck throughout. The final score 7-6 or favor. Line up. Red Shell Gas ........ A. B. Jazz Baby .... ..... M . D. Quince Jam .......... B. S. Slim Balsom ....... B. V. D. Dwarf Whiteman .... D. D. Gee Tuck ........... O. G. Dam Guessy ......... N. G. Andy Lawrence ...... Z. Sz. Leary Devill ......... Q. T. Al. Vancamp ......... E. Z. Referee ..... Pen A. Lize Harvard. Doan Givedam ....... A. B. H. Awfulitchy ....... M. D. Lyon Taimre ...... B. V. D. Al Kehol ............ D. D. Nosmo King ......... O. G. Happy Newyears ..... N. G. Sike O. Nalisis ....... Z. Sz. Heeze Lyre .......... Q. T. Luke E. Strike ........ E. Z. EEEEE EEEEQQE ll EEQEEEEEEQEEEE seas Egggmmemcaea 2 l Q Q css ce Q as as ze Q E as as ce as Q ce E . ze as ce as ce ca as ce Q as me ce ze ca fa asasm One hundred .sixty-four