Pacific University - Heart of Oak Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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E Q9 Q9 ?,Eg,5Qu-'a aaa-gas HEART OF OAK '24 QQQMQQQQEE is 3 E . . ppenhix E E 553 Li Q CQ CSE 59 LSD H E EEEZEEEEQIEEEEEEEQEZEEE E. Pluribur Unum 1492 VOL. I TUESDAY, JANUARY 2, 1923 No. 2 P. U. CHAMPS OF U. S. ROOK CHAMPIONSHIP DECIDED In a spirited elimination tournament end last night the Deans combination defeated the Bagshaw and Sparks com- bination by a close score of S00-13. The final game was played at Herrick Hall, as were all others. Thousands unable to gain admittance, stood- out in the snow await- ing the final score. At six ci'clock :there was standing room only. There are only the four chairs in the hall anyway. The game started at 7:10 at the conclusion of the evening's repast consist- ing of weenies and sauer kraut. Miss Bagshaw was in perfect form with her clever shuffling and stacking. Mr. Dean performed the ceremony of cutting the deck. Miss Bagshaw then swiftly dealt and the game was on. Sparks brought the cards up to the front yard line. Mr. Dean sacrificed and the cat got it. Miss Bag- shaw then kicked off to the CCont. page 4j 762,000,000 Prexy I. M. Weary, by a clever manipulation of fi- nances, has raised the neces- sary two billion berries. Aft- er many months of great ef- fort and economy he succeed- in in accumulating 319,999 and 65 cents. By pawning his cast-off gum shoes he boosted this sum to 520,000 even up. It has not been made pub- lic how he acquired the fCont. page 41 -1 f Yr L. M' XXX -of '30 , 1-'35 Atl., . . ,M 'V in tf ji , A A ,wllttrttltltt ' --- 315,- ,..::r1':. Miss Bagshaw .. 1 ..- DEFEATS HARVARD P a s a d'e n a-The highest honor has come to Pacific when Harvard contested with defeat at the hands of the Pacific duo-quint to the score of 7-0. It was a contiguoius contest throughout its one hour and fifteen minutes' bat- tle. The results were ever in doubt until the last clang on the bell. The asteroid shin- ing light of the encounter was the planetissimal play- ing of the fighting Kentuck- ian, for previous to the fray, he had been informed that Jackson was no longer Presi- dent of the United States, and that it was largely thru a Harvard man that Andy lost his position. This made the fighting Pa- cific Mossback deucedly pro- voked and he punted his marble just as they did in the good old days when his CCont. page 45 At first we thot of an ac- quaraum, but desisted when we saw all the poor fish and our limited space. EQQQEQEEQQQQQQQ QQ! EEE QIQQEQQQEEQQQEQQ EQQEQQ2 seas iggcafaacaaazzaez as Q Q as as E Q .rs as as as as as as H Q as H H as as as E Q sf to H as as Q as t as Q stages sagem One hundred sixty-one

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El Qgimiaitataieitaaazm HEART OF OAK '24 aaammaaaigg to E C53 E Q U U E53 Q 0 Q 2 Home-Coming 3 E Ante-Bellum-By RAIKJMHTFAXZ E E ' ' E52 A big-a day coming E Da band she play E E Da people come-a Q E An enjoy da day. E E We play da game E Wid a bar-a cat Dat da place E We all be at. 61 E Da tug-a war E E Da frosh go in. E E Bi 22Eifif'ii?,. Q E A big-a day Q E Lot do fun E E When even' come E E Da dance begun E EE E822 E Post Bellum-By ARTHUR MOMETER E Dere Maude :- We hed our home-coming program last week. All the old former students E - El E and Illumnuses was back. I don't see why they call them grads Illuminous Q for. They don't look lit up to me. We had a bag-, 'er was it a bull rush. E Well they put some sacks out in the mud and the guys jumped on each other Eli E while somebudy ran off with 'em. They was fightin' for them gunny sacks. H H I could a given 'em some for nuthin' and saved all that trouble. I guess there Q2 E was some tradishun or something in them sacks. 'N then we hed some take- E E offs. Some studes got on the platform then some more come 'n took 'em off. E E Except the sophs, it took a whole mob to get them off. Darned waste of time. E What did they get on the platform. for if they had to be took off? They had E a foot ball game too. The Guys lined up and the refery blew his whistle and E E they all jumped on each others necks. It was owfull. The crowd yelled, but E Q they kept on nohow. They did it until they'wasn't hardly no more Wilamef' Q E guys left so they sez Pacific won, so I hurried home and washed my collar E for the dance. It was some dance too. I showed 'em how we used to dance H El E where I come from. It sure made them set up and take notice. Next day E E we had a tug of war. The sophs got on the other side of the criek and had H a rope bigger'n any Pa has on the farm. The frosh took hold of tother end E then the sophs pulled us in. Saved us the trouble of jumpin' in. Guess I'll Q E hev to sign off now and get ready for the play tonite. Them juniors are E H doin' it. Something about the truth, nothing else but. E E eYours til I see you again, E E ' ARTHUR MOMETER. E E E53 S3 E92 H E52 E One hundred sixty E Q33 . ' E51 EEQEQEEEEEEQQQQQQEQQQEQZQQQQEQQZQZEQZQEQQEQQQEEEQQQQQEEEE

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iimazazaamm HEART OF OAK '24 aa amazzgigg Q H Q Q EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQE E. PLURIBUS UNUM 1492 Published every once in a while by a couple of us guys. Entered as high class mail matter at the Standard Oil Station under act of April 1. PRESCRIPTION RATES One Year .............. 55.00 Single Copy ........ Mg Price EDITOR Many Little Surfs MANAGER Joshua Hayseedy IS THE INDEX OUT YET? Is the Index out yet? When'll it be out? Have you never come around asking these foolish questions? Have you never waylaid the editor in the halls and wasted her time with these crazy in- quiries? Y o u haven't? You're a darned liar! How can you show your face in these halls? But the joke's on you this time. THE In- dex IS OUT! We have here the greatest piece of editoring the world has ever seen. This issue represents the labor and thot of many long hours. This paper is abso- lutely non-partisan, has no connections with the Klu Klux Klan, or even the Shifters. It wears no man's collar or any other kind. It has no monkeys in its family tree, or bats in its belfry. It flies with its own wings and crawls on its own belly. LUMINOUS NOTES Heis Pre Historic, 07 A. D. fafter darkl, will delight old friends by a return to the campus tomorrow. Mr. Pre- historic haunted the profs way back in the days when a man could raise a thirst. Heis returning from his successful Siberian peanut farm, astho the bark of the omni-present nut on the nut farm has made Heis a verit- able nut. While at Pacific Mr. His- toric was a scintillating Ping- Pong player and made his P in'the honorable art of shooting craps. DIDJA NO THIS? Lady Grabbag, professeuse of Rheumatic languages, has just completed her transla- tion of Qwerxhijyzw, a Yid- BIRDS AND STONES The crash has camel We now face two of the greatest problems that have ever pre- sented themselves to Pacific U. How can we keep stu- dents from' congregating in the Halls? How, in the face of the present coal shortage, can the chapel be kept warm? How? you ask. Numerous chemical experts have pon- dered on the question of our noisy halls and have failed. Biology experts have given up trying to heat the chapel. Slim Balcom has solved the great question. Turn the heat out of the hall radiators into the chapel radiators. Undoubtedly this is getting two birds with one rock. -2- ,- dish play written 1927 B. C. The scene was laid to rest in Alaska. It has a very un- usual plot. A young night woes and weds a fair princess and lives haply ever after. The book can be had at any pawn shop or cigar store. Price 52.98, plus luxury tax. SKULE KALENDOR SMTWTFS 456 1 2 3 7 s 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 so 31 5 IA 1 A THOUSAND YEARS AGO Brutus was expelled for making fun of this number of the Index. Dr. Bates celebrated his 25th anniversary of his work at Pacific with a little din- ner party at the Waldorf. Among those present was Judge Stanley and Prof. Story. Wx , . -1 -- 'fl ....., . .-1---- - .... 1 --I :ml . l N , . . Q!! ,,,,f- - -,,,- ,, ... - 1 , ,- '1,..--,, Q .1 yin' ind VM: -el , f gif? - A Slim Balsomc Track Captain EEE seas Egggamaztszam IIE Q as ca Q Q . za as to as as I to to I Q as I to Q E . to as as ca as za ca Q E. as as g I ca fa asasm One hundred sixty-tfwo