Pacific University - Heart of Oak Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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322532-oooooo HEART OF OAK '24 tfsztaztaioeaaiiggg E H E E H - H e 0 , rs: Q The Chem1st s Ten Commandments 3 I. Thou shalt have no recreation but chem. lab. E Q 2. Thou shalt not make alcohol and drink it. E E 3. Thou shalt not study chemistry in vain, for the final exams approacheth. Q Q 4. Remember the Chem. Lab. and. keep it smoky, six days shall ye labor. E E 5. Honor thy professor and thy assistants that their stay in the chem. dept. may be long and profitable. 6. Thog shalt knelt kgl tiny neiglgborllwith fumes and poisonous gases, but ye s a see t e oo imme rate y. ig 7. Thou shalt not commit adulteration of the reagents or of thy determina- tions, ere great disaster fall upon you. E 8. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbor's test tube nor his beaker. H ' 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor, saying these Q E are his solutions which fume voluminously . Q E Io. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's loan slips nor his reagents, for he H E' Q. '53 o O 5 na U' o F? :r .mv FT '31 Q m FP fb X 'cz G :1 YD G o his ...- 12 5- o I1 EEEEQ EEEQE The Horse The hawse is a noble animal. He has four legs, one at each corner. The hawse has a head at one end and a tail at the other, which is different from E the elephant, for he has a tail at both- ends. There are 'a grate many kinds ESI E of hawses. There is the black hawse and the hawse chestnut, the reddish Q E hawse and the hawse reddish. There is the saw hawse, the hawse voice and the Q Q hawsepital and beside there is the Colt's revolver, the nightmare, and the Lord Q E Mare, Mare-ly and Mary had the lamb. E E The hawse is not the only animal who wares shoes, but he doesn't have to take them off at night. If I was a hawse,,I'd wish I was a cow, because S cows do not have to work as hard as hawses. V H E E H 553 Letters QQ U E Q There are letters onkpaper Q And letters on si 3 There are letters carved on stoneg E There are letters of business, And letters of love, E E But the best one's to letter alone. Q gs - -V. B. QQ E E ES! 553 E1 ESI H One hundred iffy-.refven o - Qggoca zaoraaaoozacaraeaaaoozaoozacaooooaazaaaoozaozeigQ

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