Pacific University - Heart of Oak Yearbook (Forest Grove, OR)

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,7he7isanf .T' YOU. CAN HAVE IT! Si Der: ttMarry me, e-Honeyim May Bell: ttNo. -- . , . . Si Der: ttLove me, Honey? - c WV May Bell: ttNoW . . H . . Si Der: ttWill you glve me a 1088, Honey? May Bell: ttNoP , . , e - . k K ,, Si Der: ttGimme back my gum? 1. . . . . 4' ANI May Ben: FThuier, V .. uvlrglma Reel. opt , at ' s: :2 MIN 31' When a young man musses up a girlts. hair, he counts it a net gain ; v But she counts it a net loss. 7 7 --Punch Bowl. mid you know thatJack died last nighw HHOWT, - . ' ttOh, they put him under, the shower With his new wool suit on and it shrunk so fast he was crushed to death before they could get him out? a-Yale Record. ,--w ' 5HILAR F555 ., , WVMon-M NO Z ' III, M 1 , , 1,1? ll'r' . BREVITY ihchndl Studio Sh She: ttWhy are you smiling? He: ttI looked at your skirt? , She: ttIs that particularly funny? He: ttItts the soul of Wit? . -Brown J ug. RAGTIME-A study in evolutior'f. . h ' Rags make paper. I ' Paper makes money. Money makes banks. Banks make loans ' Loans make poverty. Poverty makes rags. ' MWI wmvr mg 'TdM-G-ET 779m. h mnet'een ' ' l'- j ; Meir!

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IN ETHICS . Doctor Bates: ttNow .herets a case of poverty, Mr. Stoyall-- And later: ttMiss Higby, is 'it wrong to smoke? ' ' ., Miss Higby: ttWell, that is a rather personal question? Ray Parker: tafter orchestra practicey My goodness, but my lipsyare sore, donyt think I?11 be able to use them again fOr a while! Another: Say, it3s a good thing you,re 'noyt-t'a fusSer! t' :1: :1: :1: ttKeep your mouth shut? said Daniel, as he entered the Lions den. . ' t ' . I Each flea firmly believes that he lives on the most wonderful dog in the world-that,s patriotism! 5!: $ 'ttOhhhh! Lemuel, vat you tink? I was arrested for speedink , todayRi ' - 'ftYat? You haf no car, haf you i? 'h . 9N0; potfthat. Speedink 'on 'the sidewalk? a: :1: a: Stude: ttI want permission to stay away three more days ' after the end of Vacation. n . t Prof : ttSo you Want three days of grace? .. . Stude: .ttNo, three more days of Gertrude? --Med1ey. a: :1: :2: Tom, wh did you fall for me? . - Your lineywas just low enough ,to tmp me! e V00 Doo, :X: :1: M s. Dante: ttWhat are you writing now, deaf?t, Dantez'ttOh, He'll, you wouldn,t understand 1t. --Purple Cow. 4: t: ttHere,s Where we sit and.pore over our books. $12213? tsniffing airy ttFrom the stalned appearance of the booksiwI? d advice you to remove them before youf-eliihon Punch. ' $ 58 9k . ttThis is the bunk? said the sleep-walker as he hit the mattress and no one yelled. 1 ;. L. 7nonefyofyron , JYupeteen. . W

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