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ll THE DEAN'S CALENDAR AND ALMANAC It Womft loc Long Now, or What Hozjtjtfencdl It was shortly after examination papers had been graded and several professors of a well known college were considerably fatigued. To what extent you will learn laterj. The rosy throated dawn had made a wonder- ous entrance within the Golden Gates and St. Peter Was taking advantage of a lull in business to enjoy life. His herald approached him with the information that a sad looking assembly were even now mounting the golden stairs. The first one an- nounced was a pale-complexioned man with a shock of unruly hair. You, sir, said St. Peter, Arc Professor Brewer, professor of Bible and Social Sciences ?', Yes, sir. Is it true that you contribute much to the possibility of wild night life among the pupils ? I hope not, sir. The rumor has reached me that there is so much enforced sleep- ing in your classes that your students can't sleep at night and so go out to search for amusement. And you are very proud of your ability in mo- toring are you not '? Yes, I am rather proud of it. You shouldn't be. Stand aside. Gabriel ushered in the second unfortunate. It proved to be Prof. Russel. Prof. Russel professor of History, I believe ? Yes, sir. Mr. Russel, I have heard you are a philosopher. I suppose you can answer a question for me ? Nothing is too hard for a philosopher. All right, answer this: Is there anything in the world that can be cut at both ends and still make it longer? You are joking me, of course. That is too simple for an answer. I insist. Well then, there is no such thing. That's foolish. How about a ditch? N ext! The last person came striding in ahead of Gabriel. I am Prof. Wood, expounder of literature and languages of Ozark Wesleyan College, Carthage, Missouri. tLooking around at the groups of angelsj. Ah, so. I always suspected the harps were part brass. Now if there should be anyone here who- Prof. Wood, how long has this Ozark Wesleyan you speak of been a worth-while college '? Four years. How long have you been a teacher at Ozark Wesleyan ? Four years. Take them out, Gabriel. Gabriel led them to an elevator and pushed the button. Going down! ll I IE .it if I i ?l EI s iq, 2 l l Q E ri rg, ls I 3 ll is fa I r- 32 F E M fffhglf . . it 5+ I it N W K
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ll F1 dmwfwm 1.na:r',::r.n1i.lf.gv.Ai' ' - l fl! ffl S e :ft v?: N Hr I . THE DEAN'S CALENDAR AND ALMANAC JANUARY, 1928 Fifth Month-Color: Red Clnkj Prevailing Evil-Examinations. QE I Suggjgts Sgyjgygs This Dm in Hisrory S 7:14 12-O3 Happy New Year. M 8100 52 Back to school. Two weeks of happy memories. T 8:01 14 Mrs. Oswald sprained her ankle during the Xmas Holidays. W 8202 15 Ben Campbell's car was wrecked-a lecture on careful driving was then delivered. T 8 303 16 Bulletin board disappeared-much woe. F 8304 17 Ft. Scott was whipped by the Lions, 38-36. S 8505 18 Some whispered something about student govern- ment. S 8306 19 Miss Casebolt had on another new outfit. M 9 514 49 Ashlar staff introduced to student body. T 7350 00 Miss Penn broke down and smiled. W 7351 00 Ten below zero. T 7352 00 Miss McCormick was dressed in red. F 7153 44 Ruth Allen missed a question in history-Frlday the thirteenth-always unlucky. S 7354 19 Prof. Reser went fishing today. S 7 355 44 A big date night. M 7 356 33 Bolivar beat us 41-29. T 7 357 23 Kathleen Wilson has gained iive pounds but we love her just the same. W 7358 24 Girl's basket ball team again defeated. T 7159 54 Abraham Lincoln presented at Memorial Hall. Good, but the school kids were noisy. F 6302 23 W Club-the live organization-began to func- tion again. S 6 303 00 Several of the boys cleaned their rooms looking for text books. S 11355 '33 All dates called oif until after examinations. M 6:04 32 A deluge of scarfs descended upon OWC. T 6 305 23 Mrs. Oswald announced that there should be silence in the study hall. W 6506 00 The last day before the execution was spent in prayer and fasting. T 5100 45 Semester exams. Oh, why didn't we study? F 5302 55 Ditto. Stefansson lectured at night. S 12322 11 The shock of the two previous days was too great. S 12 330 12 Some students were out but were nervous wrecks. M 9 300 ,44 Second semester enrollment begins. T 8300 359 Second semester classes organized with some of M. U. with us. Weather Forecast for January, 1928 1-1: Quiet and uneventful except for the fact that it will be hard for Austa to convince everyone that she really got Christmas presents from ten different fellows. 15-27: Growing restlessness and uneasiness due to the impending storm of 27-31: The worst storm in the history of the Freshmen will sweep away all the reserves and many will not survive. ,wt H i N: 7 gg f'l,12,Q' nrarymfavmaw-'4r,Wa'.'l.v.H gn, 4
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QS 1 'ffm V111 5' f-f L A ji! W .v 1' , W as as :li v 3 Q ' N THE DEAN'S CALENDAR AlND ALMANAC i : FEBRUARY, 1928 Sixth Month-Color: Purple. Prevailing Evil-Ashlar Announcements. Fi 3-.: Q- ' ' : I I Suggggts 525233138 This Dm in History s N 1 W 7330 10315 There will a meeting of the Ashlar Staff. Vi 2 T 7 231 11 300 Dr. Potts paid a 860,000 bill-some men surely have I expensive families. I 3 F 7 Q32 1:54 Drury beat us. E. L. Mid-winter banquet held. I 4 S 9 343 12 Q16 Ashlar Staff worked a little while. :Q 5 S 8319 11318 Ozark choir sang at Seneca. I v 1. 6 M 6 322 1356 Philo receptiong Rho Alp. electiong beat Ark. frosh. Q i 7 T 9359 10328 Lost to Bacone Indians. E 1 , 8 W 7333 9:57 Lyre Club organized-the other kind has been in Q existence a long time. M 9 T 7334 9358 Lost to Pittsburg Teachers. - 10 F 7 135 12 332 st. Olaaf Choir. ' I 11 S 9359 131:59 Dr. Grenfell lectured. 1 1. ll l 12 S 9 258 13 Q42 Valentine Day is coming-it could be felt tonight. l 12 M 7 Q36 8 Q12 Prof. Wood made a general observation today with- fl 3 out being sarcastic. , 14 T 7:37 12328 Valentine Day-the girls were made happy. 4 ' 15 W 7 Q38 12 327 Margaret wasn't in chapel to play. 3' 16 T 7 ,39 9156 Lion Girls won the debate with Wm. Woods girls. 4 f I 17 F 7340 10340 Faculty Feasts on Chicken at Prexy's. I : 18 S 7 241 1336 Spahr reports loss of many chickens. : T 19 S 7 ,42 11 356 McCray-Gilbreatli nuptials announced. l 20 M 7343 11 '55 Ashlar Queen Contest postponed. I f 21 T 7344 11354 Girl's Glee Club trip. L 22 W 7,45 11353 Washington's birthday but we went to school. ' 23 T 7 346 11 -52 Ft. Scott debate. Q . 5 24 F 7147 11351 E. L. Mid-Winter Institute at Webb City. : . 25 S 7348 11,50 Ashlar Staff had another meeting. 26 S 7 349 11:49 choir sang at Webb city. N 27 M 7:50 11348 Ashlar announcement at chapel. Q 28 T 7351 11:47 Karl said this was positively the last day to get ' copy in for Ashlar. ' 29 W 7352 11 Q46 Leap year day. Boys all paraded in their best. if 4 if 1.1 '-QSII. -gs 28 I Weather Forecast for February, 1928 1-7: The month of February will come in with the students of Ozark Wesleyan being greatly relieved that the first semester examinations are over and that there will not be a very serious reckoning for another nine weeks. 8-18: During the second period of this month the school activities will center upon interscholastic activities. In these contests we will be successful in winning a fair number of victories and honors. 18-29: The month will close wiith heavy storms and great electrical displays. These will emanate from the Ashlar Staff room where the business manager and the editor will be making their final calculations for The Most Beautiful Book in the History of Ozark Wesleyan College. l n n I u u I I S A Rf? 1 L i928
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