Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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A CH ff. 1- 1.1 'mf fzsffr Art 1 1 .ft 0 . f T Pg B! . 'I THE DEAN'S CALENDAR AND ALMANAC w 'X NOVEMBER, 1927 ' ' Third Month-Color: Black and Blue. Prevailing Evil-XYZ Club. EE i Ei i Students Students 4 - - - SE gg Rise Retire 'l his Dare in History . 1 T 6133 10122 School is still going on in spite of our dumbness. X 2 VV 7541 11125 XYZ Club hold big hot line for Freshmen. N' 3 T 8136 M0111 The Whole Town's Talking. Cecil starred. 4 F 9101 9102 Archie walked because his bicycle wouldn't work. N, 5 S 10114 12:16 Something exploded in the print shop so there were X no Whistlers all month. 0 S Even, No money, no date, no necking. V 0 7 M 7 100 11 Q11 Chapel as usual. w 8 T 8317 10343 Y. M. C. A. had a meeting today. 9 W 5:14 8100 Prof. Woods played at chapel. 10 T 6,05 7132 Buy an Ashlar! It will tell you what your friends don't dare. 11 F 9300 12358 Armistice Day, Bacone Indian game and Arthur Middleton. 12 S 10:00 12254 What is the use of working, one just spends the money anyway. 13 S 1:30 1:30 Another Sunday when students slept as usual. 14 M 6259 7154 Frosh treat XYZ club to a hot line. lv 15 T ---- 1 ---- -,-- 1 ---, E verything was sidetracked in preparation for X 4, N 16 W 1 ' 1-1 ---- coming events. ,, l 17 T ,,A, 1 ,,,- ,,,- 1 -,,, M id-Semester examinations. M 18 F ---- 1 ---, 4120 Ditto, only more so. i 19 S 9152 9160 Heads quit hurting some today. ' 20 S 8145 10134 Another good day to sleep in church. 21 M 6118 9147 Felder took an interest in Spain. 22 T 7154 11229 OWC Orchestra fofrmed-property near college de- preciated in value 35W. 23 W 5 230 Morn All go home for Big Dinner. ' 24 T 11 229 10:45 Th?-HkSHiViHf-L 25 F 9:59 6:00 Pains and aches in middle regions. 26 S 10:16 8114 More pains and aches. I 27 S 8:00 12:51 To church asking forgiveness for intemperance. 28 M 7:19 9100 A new hair is discovered on Prof. Russel's head. ' 29 T 6:42 8:17 Back at school but no lessons. P, 30 W 6:28 12:01 Baby Brewer has developed some manly traits ac- il cording to Daddy Brewer. i ' Weather Forecast for November, 1927 1-10: A period of general inactivity with here and there a little break in the monotony by outbursts from the practice rooms. ' 11-18: Beginning at the back row of the academy section and spreading east ni , and south until even the Sophomores were reached there was a wave of studying which 'I l reached the magnitude of a brain storm' in the- locality of certain Freshmen. No dam- age w1ll be found among the Juniors who have become accustomed to these changes , 19-30: During the nrst part of this period there will be a growing interest in the events of crowning interest on the 24th with the sacrifice of the family turkey, .3 after which there will be plenty of remorse. 'ri' Q- . . fl

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'Q Q .rar rg' .rr .w'u1,n.mr'.-sw'.uaur.l'fA!'AY.nr ' K If K S I f ' v L. 4 T 7' C 51 an as Ii Y: THE DEAN'S CALENDAR AND ALMANAC if fp! DECEMBER, 1927 I 2 Fourth Month-Color: Gold CSD Prevailing Evils--Christmas Presents. '55 LS.: V : Eg l E5 l Stligggts Swggpgs This Date in History 1 N 1 T 7:10 11308 The University of Missouri Examining Committee ' 2 inspected the work of the faculty today. Qt 2 F 7:11 11:27 Terry elected football captain. Q. P's exchange in I feed for dates with football squad. l 0, 3 S 7:12 12301 Twenty-two more days until Christmas, Oh, Boy! ! 4 S 7:13 11559 All the girls are very anxious to have dates these 'N days Q 5 M 7114 9 332 Philos hold their annual Open Session. , n 6 T 7:15 10:14 Vera Jewell's arm is getting better. I 7 W 7:16 Morn Austa has some new earrings. d A3 8 T 7:17 9151 Q. P. Country School chapel program. fi 9 F 7:18 1301 Spanish Club formed. Much interest. Why? i 10 S 7:19 12 358 Class B basket ball tourneyment given to OWC. i 11 S 7 120 11 100 The girls took advantage of the coming season and I did some hectic loving. 1 12 M 7:21 12302 First B. B. game, defeated Draughons B. C. fl 13 T 7 :22 8316 Frank Howe was reported married. 14 W 7:23 9344 Jennie has that far-away look-It must be grand X I to be in love. ,V 15 T 7:24 1159 Defeated Arkansas U. The rest of the night was 1 spent saying good-bye. 5 , 16 F 7:25 ' Merry Christmos. Q 3 17 S ' . . 4 5 The remaining days of December were spent in the : j f l 18 S glorious luxury of the Christmas vacation with so .1 g l 1, 19 M many activities, eats and presents that it was im- N 1 ' 20 T possible to tabulate them. 1 : 21 W 1 ss 5 22 T ' 1 23 F ' iff 24 S il I 25 s l . A 26 M ' 27 T nf 28 W Q: 29 T : ' 30' F A 31 S l Weather Forecast for December, 1927 1-7: A decided change in attitudes of the girls towards many of the fellows 1 was distinctly manifest. This change seemed to be regulated by future events. 8-16: Attention of all was turned to the subject of Basketball, Christmas va- cation and Christmas presents. 17-31: Unsettled condition with much misery in the central regions due to the N feeds of mother for the prodical home home from college. 15 SH- Ui -4 415 'vw ,gf ,'Q2,Q f'.azr'4u'ravAasfxzv'.3f'.-lryzzrnp I.14l4gfQ5?Q