Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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A CH ff. 1- 1.1 'mf fzsffr Art 1 1 .ft 0 . f T Pg B! . 'I THE DEAN'S CALENDAR AND ALMANAC w 'X NOVEMBER, 1927 ' ' Third Month-Color: Black and Blue. Prevailing Evil-XYZ Club. EE i Ei i Students Students 4 - - - SE gg Rise Retire 'l his Dare in History . 1 T 6133 10122 School is still going on in spite of our dumbness. X 2 VV 7541 11125 XYZ Club hold big hot line for Freshmen. N' 3 T 8136 M0111 The Whole Town's Talking. Cecil starred. 4 F 9101 9102 Archie walked because his bicycle wouldn't work. N, 5 S 10114 12:16 Something exploded in the print shop so there were X no Whistlers all month. 0 S Even, No money, no date, no necking. V 0 7 M 7 100 11 Q11 Chapel as usual. w 8 T 8317 10343 Y. M. C. A. had a meeting today. 9 W 5:14 8100 Prof. Woods played at chapel. 10 T 6,05 7132 Buy an Ashlar! It will tell you what your friends don't dare. 11 F 9300 12358 Armistice Day, Bacone Indian game and Arthur Middleton. 12 S 10:00 12254 What is the use of working, one just spends the money anyway. 13 S 1:30 1:30 Another Sunday when students slept as usual. 14 M 6259 7154 Frosh treat XYZ club to a hot line. lv 15 T ---- 1 ---- -,-- 1 ---, E verything was sidetracked in preparation for X 4, N 16 W 1 ' 1-1 ---- coming events. ,, l 17 T ,,A, 1 ,,,- ,,,- 1 -,,, M id-Semester examinations. M 18 F ---- 1 ---, 4120 Ditto, only more so. i 19 S 9152 9160 Heads quit hurting some today. ' 20 S 8145 10134 Another good day to sleep in church. 21 M 6118 9147 Felder took an interest in Spain. 22 T 7154 11229 OWC Orchestra fofrmed-property near college de- preciated in value 35W. 23 W 5 230 Morn All go home for Big Dinner. ' 24 T 11 229 10:45 Th?-HkSHiViHf-L 25 F 9:59 6:00 Pains and aches in middle regions. 26 S 10:16 8114 More pains and aches. I 27 S 8:00 12:51 To church asking forgiveness for intemperance. 28 M 7:19 9100 A new hair is discovered on Prof. Russel's head. ' 29 T 6:42 8:17 Back at school but no lessons. P, 30 W 6:28 12:01 Baby Brewer has developed some manly traits ac- il cording to Daddy Brewer. i ' Weather Forecast for November, 1927 1-10: A period of general inactivity with here and there a little break in the monotony by outbursts from the practice rooms. ' 11-18: Beginning at the back row of the academy section and spreading east ni , and south until even the Sophomores were reached there was a wave of studying which 'I l reached the magnitude of a brain storm' in the- locality of certain Freshmen. No dam- age w1ll be found among the Juniors who have become accustomed to these changes , 19-30: During the nrst part of this period there will be a growing interest in the events of crowning interest on the 24th with the sacrifice of the family turkey, .3 after which there will be plenty of remorse. 'ri' Q- . . fl

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l 'lfhf K ,S L, A K v it Y V Y yi ' 1 N I W l Z f THE DEAN'S CALENDAR AND ALMANAC 5 f 0 JG 4 i N I l l A l il I A5 . ! The fllnwmulcfs Book Section :if , fl! t 4: New and worth-while books which have just come from the press. They may 0 be ordered post-paid from the Almanac. l 5 . v ':' At last! The book the centuries have awaited! Professor Trammel in one astounding volume has made clear the Way- How to Become Popu- lar Overnight. Every secret is explained by one who has used this method many years. Beautifully illustrated with snapshots of the author. Price 355.00 in U. S. A. wi I! Baird's Up-To-Date Excuses, the latest thing, by the Hon. Wal- ter Baird. Just the thing for use in your college classes. Every excuse i is guaranteed to be both original and plausible. Eighteen beautifully bound volumes. Price 53.50. L Professor Merit has just published his latest book on Chemistry, l yi giving a detailed account of the life of the author. This book is going like gl wild-fire g get your copy while they last. Price 10 cents. Learn to Dance at Home! Let Mademoiselle Virginia Irwin, solo 'll' fill dancer for crowned heads of Europe, teach you in your spare time, thru :Q l her epoch-making volume Dancing for Grace. New lovelines and charm lj are in store for you. Price 3.07. 'gl Make Your Own Gravy, a profound anthology of menus b ythe fi famous chef, Max,Barnes. Guaranteed to produce tears of sympathy and I condolence. Free copies distributed. N 1' A Engaged! And to the one man in all the world she really wanted. It had been a case of love at first sight with her, but he couldn't see her H until she had read Get Your Man, by Ernestine Grace Lukens. On sale l at all news stands. Price 10 cents I l l Both beautiful and dumb N My own true love must beg . l Beautiful so l'll love her : And dumb so she'll love me. 9? Q li A , Y. H Hear- Q 1 ' 1928 slfgv5sasf.rr'ar.rJ.U.J.lv.n'4g1'J 4

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