Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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I 'B H IIIHHJNHlllllllllllllllmbi WIHHHlllllllllllllllllllHHIH f' lrate fath:r-Son, what's this story I hear about you overdrawing your bank balance? Rand-Oh, I should say it was very much overdrawn. Otis-Where were you 135, night? Paul-May and I went coupaying. Otis-Big time, I suppose? Paul-Fair. May did the cooing and I Qid the paying. Wife-That boy of ours gets more like you every day. Brewer fmeeklyj-What's he been up to now? C. R. Brewer- You know, grand' papa, your cat knows me very well, too. Really? C. R. B.-Oh, yes, the minute he see me he runs and hides. I hear Bill kissed Jane at the dance Q I last night. t'Well, did you ever' of i 9' uN0'n Uncle-My boy, it will pay you to be diligent in your studies. Remember, what you have learned no one can ever take from you. ' Weaver-Well, they can't take from me what I haven't learned, either, can they? Wife-I am to see the doctor today and I expect he will order me to Palm Beach. Duffy-Guess not! I saw him yester- day and told him if he sent you there I couldn't pay his bill. Helen!-Edith is an awfully graceful dancer. Mary-Yes, terribly out of date. MllllllliilllllIlIHlIIlIHlfIlfHI 4Iummmmmmunmmfmml'

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WllllllllllHPIHIIHIHIHHII IHHHHIIUIIHHIHIIIIIHIHIIIW Miss Withrow-Can you tell me the name of any animal peculiar to Aus- tralia? Flower-The rhinocerous. Miss W.-Wrong. That's not found in Australia. Flower-Well, ma'am, that's exactly why it would be peculiar. - Why do you look so sorrowful, Karl ? I just heard a man call another a liar, and the man who was called a liar said the other would have to apologize, or there would be a fight. HAnd why should that make you so sad ? The other man apologized. Mrs. Willgus-When you were eating peanuts in the street car, I hope you didn't throw the shells on the floor. Margaret-No, mother, I put them in the overcoat pocket of the man who sat beside me. Teller-I understand that Mr. Farrar has bought one of those little Whiffet cars that can go 128 miles on a gallon of gas and turn around on a space of only seven feet. Asker-What does he want a new car for, when he already has a Ford road- ster? Teller-He told me he is getting the 'lWhiffet for winter use and is going to lay up the big car. Frank-I don't blushes when she S66 SESS how you can tell me. Hank-That's easy. Mabel always those Smith twins apart. MH!!IIIHHH!lllllllllllllfllllll1 HIHIHHHIIIIVHIIPHIIHIHNYHH'