Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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' rxrsffflffrfffmum H14oo:rmmr11111r1m1mH1UMW Safety bicycles were in vogue when the Osgood Company opened its doors . . . when safety bicycles and horse-cars held sway in Chicago-the Osgood Company was a going concern. Their clients' interests, then-as now-were their interests. . . . when the World's Fair grounds was a vista of naked spars, the Osgood Company was striving to give their best to those who sought their advice and friendly co-operation. . . . everything-the bare idea, the drawing and even to the completed plates and electros are carefully prepared by the Osgood Company with the same diligence as though they were their own. . . . colleges and Schools should keep the above thoughts in mind when preparing your next book and employ only the Engraver that will give you the co- operation and quality of workmanship that you will be proud of- Osgood Company make engravings most suitable for College and School Annuals. OSGCOD COMPANY E. C. MILLER, Pres. Photo-Engravers - Electrotypers Art Studios for Advertisers Commercial Photographers 418430 So. Market St. CHICAGO Telephone Central 8860 willHIHHH!IHHHIHIIIHHfH . l IIHHHlIHHIIIIHIHIIIIII!HHHl'7

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I 'B H IIIHHJNHlllllllllllllllmbi WIHHHlllllllllllllllllllHHIH f' lrate fath:r-Son, what's this story I hear about you overdrawing your bank balance? Rand-Oh, I should say it was very much overdrawn. Otis-Where were you 135, night? Paul-May and I went coupaying. Otis-Big time, I suppose? Paul-Fair. May did the cooing and I Qid the paying. Wife-That boy of ours gets more like you every day. Brewer fmeeklyj-What's he been up to now? C. R. Brewer- You know, grand' papa, your cat knows me very well, too. Really? C. R. B.-Oh, yes, the minute he see me he runs and hides. I hear Bill kissed Jane at the dance Q I last night. t'Well, did you ever' of i 9' uN0'n Uncle-My boy, it will pay you to be diligent in your studies. Remember, what you have learned no one can ever take from you. ' Weaver-Well, they can't take from me what I haven't learned, either, can they? Wife-I am to see the doctor today and I expect he will order me to Palm Beach. Duffy-Guess not! I saw him yester- day and told him if he sent you there I couldn't pay his bill. Helen!-Edith is an awfully graceful dancer. Mary-Yes, terribly out of date. MllllllliilllllIlIHlIIlIHlfIlfHI 4Iummmmmmunmmfmml'