Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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'dyflmruavrrlmffffrrafurmra h g mwmnrrnmafrwwlIW , f f su. ara. f f 'H f -I-ee----ff I Give Our jewelry to Your A Loved Ones -.aqj ga 'is gy K ! Your loved ones are your most ' T5 Al ox: l friceless jewels--the next most price- , . W l less ieweis are the jewels you for R X them at our store. Pmgree 81 Dennison LEADING JEWELERS Prof. Walter is my teacher, I shall not pass. He maketh me work hard experi- ments and expose my ignorance to the class. He bringeth me to tears. He causeth me to learn rules for my grade's sake. Yea, though I study from sunrise till sunset, I catcheth not the drift. For rules and regulations bother me. He prepareth hard les- sons for me in the presence of my classmates. He flunketh me completely. Mine eyes runneth over abundantly. Surely I shall dwell in this Physics class forever and ever. Hassel Goodnight. 8 If S S lk Thomas: What time does this class begin? Prof. B.: Eight o'clock. Thomas: All right, if I'rn not the e don't wait lfor me. Doctor, this bill is exorbitant and I won't pay it, said Jimmie, irritably. Besides, I'rn no better now than I was before. I came to you. Of course you're no better, retorteu the doctor, and all because you didn't take my advice. Oh! said Jim. Of course, as I didnlt take it I don't owe you anything fer it. Good evening. A certain School Teacher: Do you print? Headlee: Y-yes a-a little. A. C. S. T.: Well, see if you can print a kiss on my brow. Prof. Wood: Mr. Rackley, what did you get out of this poem ? Rackley: That a person can't love un- less they have had great sorrow. Gladys: You've evidently been through experience. willIHHHHIHIHIIHIIIHHHIF HIHIHHIHHIHIIIHIIIHIIIIHIH'

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