Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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'dyflmruavrrlmffffrrafurmra h g mwmnrrnmafrwwlIW , f f su. ara. f f 'H f -I-ee----ff I Give Our jewelry to Your A Loved Ones -.aqj ga 'is gy K ! Your loved ones are your most ' T5 Al ox: l friceless jewels--the next most price- , . W l less ieweis are the jewels you for R X them at our store. Pmgree 81 Dennison LEADING JEWELERS Prof. Walter is my teacher, I shall not pass. He maketh me work hard experi- ments and expose my ignorance to the class. He bringeth me to tears. He causeth me to learn rules for my grade's sake. Yea, though I study from sunrise till sunset, I catcheth not the drift. For rules and regulations bother me. He prepareth hard les- sons for me in the presence of my classmates. He flunketh me completely. Mine eyes runneth over abundantly. Surely I shall dwell in this Physics class forever and ever. Hassel Goodnight. 8 If S S lk Thomas: What time does this class begin? Prof. B.: Eight o'clock. Thomas: All right, if I'rn not the e don't wait lfor me. Doctor, this bill is exorbitant and I won't pay it, said Jimmie, irritably. Besides, I'rn no better now than I was before. I came to you. Of course you're no better, retorteu the doctor, and all because you didn't take my advice. Oh! said Jim. Of course, as I didnlt take it I don't owe you anything fer it. Good evening. A certain School Teacher: Do you print? Headlee: Y-yes a-a little. A. C. S. T.: Well, see if you can print a kiss on my brow. Prof. Wood: Mr. Rackley, what did you get out of this poem ? Rackley: That a person can't love un- less they have had great sorrow. Gladys: You've evidently been through experience. willIHHHHIHIHIIHIIIHHHIF HIHIHHIHHIHIIIHIIIHIIIIHIH'

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f I f-1 ? ff he a , :n:g:55fQ -., l w ' if I 'd' WW1Wmfwwrafren it f i Jim Wright: Mamma, has gooseber- ries got legs? Mamma: Of course not, Jim. Jim: Then I've swallowed a caterpil- lar. - QlllflilllllHWHHIHHHIHWV Ernestine thinks that refined sugar is used only by the Four Hundred. There ain't no justice, said the ac- cused as he shot the judge. l Charlie says: Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a jail -But li'-f ' my gosh! how they can help. 1' lp.. First Butler: How did you like work- ing for that College Professor? Second Ditto: Oh, it was an awful job. He was always quarreling with his wife and it kept me busy running from the lzcyhole to the dictionary. Clergyman: Why haven't I seen you in church lately? Questioned: Cause I haven't been. It won't be long now, said the old man as he caught his whiskers in the lawn-mower. Father: That son of mine is the dumbest boy I ever saw. Friend: How come? Father: I sent him to put water in the car, and when he went out I found a bucket of water in the back seat. Men are not happy. Those who are single have no wives to take care of them. Those who are married have wives to take care of them. Since all mei are either single or married, men are not happy. willYHHHH!llfilllllllllllllllf IliHHH!!IIHIIHIIIIIIIHIIIIHHH'

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Wlllllllillllflflfl QllllllllIllllllllllllllllllw The other day I went to call on a friend, and found his dog, a large woolly one, sitting in the middle of the floor, howling. I asked my friend why his dog was howling so miserably. He replied that he was howling because he was :1 lazy clog. But why should a lazy dog howl? Because he is sitting on a thistle, and R. Isbell: Mother, do cats go to heaven? Mother: Of course not. R. I.: Well, where do the angels get their harp strings? Frances: So you and Steve don't speak, what's the trouble? Clara: We had a dreadful quarrel is too lazy to get up. over which loved the other the most. Xa 'fx I can't swim. A !ifX fr qw I Why . Y' , f I aint in the water. 1 He: Do you know what they call The English class was studying expo- IGIHOHS in Sioux City? sition. The teacher assigned Johnny the Him! N0,What? task of directing a stranger from the He: Lemons. railroad station to the City Hall. When -- Johnny's paper was handed in the Prof. Yesterday we heard absolutely the last one about our friend the absent- minded professor. He slammed his wife and kissed the door. was greatly surprised at his attempt. He found the following: Sorry, partner, but I'm a stranger around these parts too. '1'wo's company, El'0I'le. the third is a chap- 'lllllllllHHHflflllwlllllllfilllll I fIHHHIIIHHHHIHIHIIHIHHHII'