Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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f 1 WHlllllllJ'HllI'lI JlllllllllllllllllllllllllHMV D-d-d do you know, I believe I've found out what rnakes me s s s-s-stutter! Really? Yes, l've been watching myself very c carefully, and I've discovered that I never stutter except when I try to t-t-t-talk. He who laughs last irritates. Wh it became of the hired hand you got from the city? He used to be a chauffeur, and he crawled under a mule to see why it didn't go. What we would like to know is why- when water freezes it always freezes with the slippery side up? 0,0 Ifdf, What's the idea, Bill, wearin' your sccks wrong side out? There's a hole in the other side. ,ff 40' S lf aes Archeologist: I found a wonderful myth in the old baths of Rome. Student: I hope you begged her par- don and left. Raconteur: At my feet yawned a wide chasm and the mountain stretched above it. Bored: Well, I can hardly blame them. Football game over radio- and Brown of Harvard breaks his leg in the third quarter. Sweet young thing: What part of the leg is that? WUIWIIIJIIWIll.IJiHil1lIHrlill I ilIllllllllflllllllllllllllllHIIIHH'

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