Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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Good Shoes ai Reasonable Prices Shoes Hosiery Rosenois Modern Dairy MANUFACTURERS OF Purity Ice Cream and Ices BULK BRICK PLAIN FANCY QUALITY AND SERVICE Phone 2683 I I8 W. 6th, The hrst objective of an Ozark Wesleyan student is to Get An Education The next should he to read the CARTI-IAGE EVENING PRESS SOUTHWEST MISSOURI'S NEWSIEST NEWSPAPER Bell 81 Killingsworth Ladies' Ready-to-Wear Millinery and Furnishings EAST SIDE SQUARE FIRST NATIONAL BAN B G, MannHrvmrnrmlmmmnuaurwl r nrfnrummmnrmulmrmmHI'7 th mawrmrrrlarmfaamfvvmummy lllllllllllllllllfllll

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