Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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Wllllllllllllllllllllllflllll HllllllllllIllHlHlHH'IIWW Dear Editor:-I'm mamm:1's little an- gel, papa's little lamb, sister's pet, Un- cle Jimmy's toodlums, nurses pesky kld, grandma's little olarlin' and Aunty's honey bunny. Now, strictly between you and me, editor, what am I? Sincerely, Any two months' old infant. A. T. M. O. Infant:-Don't bother to Dear us-we've lived next door to enough of your sort to know darn well that you are mamma's howling monkey, papa's blasted furnace, sister's pest, Un- cle Jimmy's principal financial Worry, the bane of your nurse's life, gramma's eye poker, and Aunty's only excuse for desiring to murder her sister and broth- er-in-law. We repeat, don't say dear to us. Very sincerely, Editor. An egotist is one who, reading a book and not understanding something in it, decides it is a misprint. She: I dream of you all day. He: What do you do nights? She: Oh, nights I go out. She: What would you do if you had h rd five dates with a man and he had never attempted to kiss you ? Her: I'd lie about it. No, no, Percy, no, no, no. The roofs of the catacombs are not supported by caterpillars. Proud Father: I understand, son, your college now boasts of a glee club. Son: No, Sir, we don't boast of it. Do you know that Arthur song? No, what is it? Arthur any more at home like you? She was in a passive mood so he passed her by. Illlllfwllllillillllfijgfilllllllliliill H llllllllHHIINIHHIHIIIIIIHHHH'