Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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l IQWHIIIHHIIIIHHIIIWIHIV HHHIHHHllllllllllllllHHHIHI' Cowgill 8: Hill Milling Co. CARTHAGE, rvussoum JEWELS FOR THE BRIDE The opportune time to present iewels 'I A of beauty and value is on the wedding , j , day. A pearl necklace or a jeweled W ,law s Q 'Z -,,,, 4' lv I r - vfu 5 ' h 4 i: l il 'VI Rx' bracelet are most appropriate for sue an M . 1, SOX occasion. Yes. of course. we have engage- Y xl n ment and ovedding rings. VSIe.can supply ff!!! I K , :Q thing in the line f exquisite yewelry X J, ' ,Lily-'SQ' you desire. We take pleasure in show- V - ?gy:LL ing our rare display. H J l ,QR-AY: ,.'s. 'f',I411L I QQJ V ll! fl Archie E. Starcher jewelry Co. --1 :Va '55 South ofthe Town Clock A QV, I - I lf at any time in your Iong and checkered career you find yourse.I suffering from cold or heat, remember through the darkness there shines a ray of hope--Ice to cool--Coal to heat. PEOPLES ICE COMPANY APPRECIATES ANY FAVORS Dial 4666 See Cline First Successor to Carthage Furniture Sz Carpet Co. BETTER FURNITURE FOR LESS MONEY R. D. CLINE Shades Carthage, Missouri Linoleum 'llbllllllllllllllllIIEEJIIHIHIHHHI IIHIHIllllilllllllllllllllHIHHII'

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T ':,w'f,wfff1w WwfuarnnuufrwnfffrfNNW Side by side they stood in a beautiful white array. What a spectacle, glisten- ing red tops-they were like an unde- feated battalion that could tear and crush when set in motion. Then imagine my surprise when the old woman took them out and soaked them carefully in a glass of cold water- a set of false teeth. A barking dog can never bite, for how can a dog bark when he's biting? Cake: You say that Mary lost her pocketbook last night? Tommy H.: Yes, she gave it to me Lo keep for her during our dinner at the Connor and I couldn't find it after I paid the bill. G. M.: Where is the best place to sow one's wild oats, Basil? B. K.: On a roof garden, I should G. M.: Why? B. K.: Because there's plenty of moisture there and lots of old rakes. I lost my canary yesterday A flutter soon I heard He flew out of my ink bottle Bye, Bye, blackbird. I was put out by his remarks. Whose ? The Dean's. Dear Editor:-Last Thursday I lost a gold watch which I valued very highly, as it was an heirloom. I immediately in-- serted an ad in your Lost and Found column and waited. Yesterday I 'went home and found the watch in the pocket of my other suit. May the Lord bless your paper and make it prosper. He: Are you good looking? 'She fcoylybz I've been told so. He: Well, go down to the campus and see if you can find the pen I lost. 'llfllflllIHHIHHllwliillflfiifllf M 'Qin i IHHHIHlllllllllllllllllllllllllll' 2.2:-

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