Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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la 1- ',f5 .lx . 1-1, WunV':ufr:f w1rG ? f :6 : QffrrmnmaarammmofrvlruHW Did you make that face at me '? roared the master. No, Sir, replied the culprit. You just appeared to walk in front of it. Georgia: Max was held up last night by two men. Virginia: Where? G.: All the way home. 1 ,iw 2.354 i Qiel . Q.. ... .... ,lip - +A' Speed Cop: Sorry, Miss, but I'll have to pinch you. Lady: Well, allright, ohicer, but please pinch me where it w0n't show. When ihe donkey saw the zebra He began to switch his tail, Well, l never, was his comment Saw a mule that's been in jail. Prof. Woods: What's the plural of mouse, Sellinger? Dugie: Mice. P. W.: Correct. Now the plural of spouse? Dugie: Spice. Prof. Woods: What was the occasion for the quotation, Why don't you speak for yourself, John ? M. Stevens: John Alden was trying to fix up a blind date for his roommate, Miles Standish. Cathran: Why so sad? Paul: I just happened to think, dear, this is the last evening we can be to- gether until tomorrow. 'lljllllllllllllilffiliiflllillllliillll ly IIIIHHIHIHHIHIHHHHHIHHII'

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T ':,w'f,wfff1w WwfuarnnuufrwnfffrfNNW Side by side they stood in a beautiful white array. What a spectacle, glisten- ing red tops-they were like an unde- feated battalion that could tear and crush when set in motion. Then imagine my surprise when the old woman took them out and soaked them carefully in a glass of cold water- a set of false teeth. A barking dog can never bite, for how can a dog bark when he's biting? Cake: You say that Mary lost her pocketbook last night? Tommy H.: Yes, she gave it to me Lo keep for her during our dinner at the Connor and I couldn't find it after I paid the bill. G. M.: Where is the best place to sow one's wild oats, Basil? B. K.: On a roof garden, I should G. M.: Why? B. K.: Because there's plenty of moisture there and lots of old rakes. I lost my canary yesterday A flutter soon I heard He flew out of my ink bottle Bye, Bye, blackbird. I was put out by his remarks. Whose ? The Dean's. Dear Editor:-Last Thursday I lost a gold watch which I valued very highly, as it was an heirloom. I immediately in-- serted an ad in your Lost and Found column and waited. Yesterday I 'went home and found the watch in the pocket of my other suit. May the Lord bless your paper and make it prosper. He: Are you good looking? 'She fcoylybz I've been told so. He: Well, go down to the campus and see if you can find the pen I lost. 'llfllflllIHHIHHllwliillflfiifllf M 'Qin i IHHHIHlllllllllllllllllllllllllll' 2.2:-