Ozark Wesleyan College - Ashlar Yearbook (Carthage, MO)

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. Dear Gladys V vw Fl Wwwwwae HSHLHR awwawaaawaaw Your letter of recent date at hand. We regret that it arrived, too late, - and, altho we hate to Stahl you off, we cannot print the jokes on yourself U in this years Ashlar. They have been referred to the 1927 board. Respectfully, if y COMMITTEE. s fi s Where can a man buy a cap for his knee? . Or a key for aflock of 11's liaiz? Can his eyes be called an academy All Q Because there are pupils thsrc? 'W In the crown of his head what germs are set? e lla Who travels the bridge of his nose? Can he use, when sh'ngling the roof of his mouth, 'L ' The nails on the end of hls toes? Miss Chapin-Frank, where was Solomcn's temple? ' Frank Miller-On the side of his head. A western evangelist makes a practice of painting religious lines on ro cks and fences along public highways. P One ran: What will you do when you die? V 5 B l I Came an advertising man and painted under it: Use Delta Oil. Good W for burns. ' w , - 4.i, ig, s Dean: How many seasons have we? 1 Ml Otis: Three+Football, Basket Ball and Baseball. Q , .. I w Wanted-Information as to where I could obtain a calendar with more ' nights in the weekg would like to sleep once in a while.-QMarion Powers. T page one hundred sixty A I , 1 4 - K 1 li AJ o Q 5 l I 1 I ,2 62 W ' I Y T i w W, -se? l U ? ig ie, 41 'W' sin tl 3 as