Oxford High School - Clarion Yearbook (Oxford, ME)

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JOKES M1ss Golder cleared her throat IH the mldst of a geometry exam anc remarked gently Wlll some generous student who lsn t copylng from hrs textbook be k1nd enough to let me have the use of It for a few moments Mr Burgess Id Ilke order IU thls room Volce ln back of room Double chocolate malted Eddle To look at you a person would thlnk that there was famtne ln thls town Jane And to look at you he d thlnk you were the cause of It Mr Burgess How do you llke my Engllsh classes? Davld Frankly I sleep better tn bed Eddle I Il have some Chlctancho Verm1anco Mrs LeBlond Where do you see that? Eddte Right here mn the menu Mrs LeBlond That s the name of the manager Jean E Does thts go over the Brooklyn Br1dge'P Drlver If lt doesn t we ll all get a heck of a ducklng S1d Look what It says on that movle theater Balcony flfty cents Sld Let s buy It so we can be alone Shorty What s Jean Brett so pale for? Conn1e She must have been out tn the ra1n wxthout an umbrella fThelma You thmk so much of your f1sh1ng you don t even remember the day we were marrted Peter Of course I do It was the day I caught the ten pound trout Verna Why dld England refuse to accept the shlpload of apples Canada sent them? Jan1ce They were Northern Sples Mrs Klmball Youmean you don t know the meamng of m1rror'? Why what do you look at after you ve washed to see lf your face IS clean? Leslle The towel Bev H No man ever klsses me goodnlght Dav1d S How come dear? Bev They never leave tlll mornlng Les K Bov was the bus crowded today' B Dunn No seats'7 Les K I could only fmd one So Monme had to stand all the way to town ,, . . , . ! U , . . . 2 , . . . . I ' ' : , ' , . r I . . . - I . t . , , . ' . ' - un ' - ll . . , . Alice: So what? . , I . .I - . - . I ' I ' . II I ' ' , . . , , . .1 , . ,: I , . . : , .

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GOSSIP fcont l Too bad Colby s have to sell apples It s a temptatlon qulte often 1sn t mt Francls and S1d'P 'P Ruth how was the boat r1de Saturday afternoon'P Too many cornpanlons huh'P 'P Guess Monle lmkes chlckens or 15 mt Les'P 'P Sharon how are you and Bobby C gettlng along'P Bobby what happened between you and Grace 'P 'P We wonder whom IVl1ss Golder clung to IH the ho r r 1f1e d mome nts of Macbeth Could mt be that John Pmke knows 'P 'P John Plke has an awful cute kld at home haven t you John'P 'P We wonder why Ruby uses the telephone so often at noon' ' Francls what s the attractlon at Owen s'P 'P 'P We see Evelyn s st1ll trylng for Duane' Hard catch huh'P 'P Bet you l1ke that new Studebaker huh Allce 'P 'P lVla1l s stlll good from the Au' Force 1sn t It Shorty'P 'P she after'P 'P We wonder why Charlotte and lVlar1am are such good fr1ends We shouldth1nkthat Rosy would get Jealous havlng Davld at lvlarylyn s so of en' Guess L11 l1kes to roller skate or IS mt Tmte 'P 'P Verna s heart beats wlth a certaln Sophomore Are you susp1c1ous yet Laur1e'P 'P Wmll Jean mlss Gordon s motorbmke or w ll she l1ke a car better'P 'P vklkwwkfk Rlta When that clrcus llon wot loose you ran away and left rne and you saxd once you d face death for me Francls I would too But that llon wasn t dc ad I I ' ' ' I . . , . , . I We wonder why Jane rushes to get the milk in the morning. What's t ... ' ' ' ' ll ' fl , V. . A . . , . , . Vg . . ,I V N. . O 5 g W y 1

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JOKES fcont J Bernard How dld you break your arm? Tom Do you see those porch steps Bernard Sure Tom Well well I dldn t Mr Poland How are your grades son? Under Water Mr Poland What do you mean by that? Under C level Aunt L How d1d Harold do IH hls hlstory test? Mrs Thayer Oh not very well But It really wasn t hls fault Why they asked h1rn about thlngs that happened long before he was born Pollceman You saw L1l Whltney drlvlng toward you Why d1dn t you gwe her half the road? Lawrence I was go1ng to just as soon as I could f1nd out whxch half she wanted Dav1d S But Mr Burgess I don t th1nk I deserve an absolute zero Mr Burgess Nelther do I but It IS the lowest mark Im allowed to gmve Ruth Why does Tom always close hls eyes when he sings? Marlene Perhaps he has a tender heart Marlene Maybe he can t bear to see us suffer Fred B I love the pretty rlver I love 1ts gentle flow I love to wtnd my tongue up I love to hear tt go Eddme Thayer I hate to be a k1cker Cause mt doesn t make for peace But the wheel that does the squeaklng Is the wheel that gets the grease Mlss Golder Deflne noth1ng'P Pat Owens Legless stockmg w1th no foot ln mt Harold Latln IS as de d As dead as 11: can be Fmrst xt k1lled the Romans And now It s kllllng me lV11ss Golder Do any of you see the Woman s Home Compan1on'P Bernard Dunn 'That s what I am Almce Sorry I m late for dlnner Nlorn H dt walt three hours IU the beauty parlor Pat Too bad you dldn t get walted on : ? . ' l . , . , : , . Jr.: Jr.: . . ' I ' . . . . , ' . Il I ' ll . Il ' ' ' I ' ll Ruth: I don't quite understand? . I .2 ' 5 Q Q 1 ' g . I g 1 ' . II ' ' ll . I' ' ' ' ' I1 I II ' ' a , l ' I ' ' Il ' . I' I ' Il . I , I Il ' 1 ' ' , . ze 1, I 'A ' 1 ' ' 1 ,