Oxford College of Emory University - Memory Yearbook (Oxford, GA)

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Dooleyis Diary ONE OF THE BEST- KEPT TRADITIONS IN THE WORLD Sunday, Sept. 21-My spirit is glad- dened to see my eternal resting place filling once more with my best students ever. The M.A.C. is ofi' to a good start -wondering where enough booze was acquired to get 400 students drunk! Surely not the suitcase! Monday, Sept. 22-My young rats are much disturbed at the activities they are subjected to. They are assured by the wise and noble sophs that there is always room for jello! John Lee ushers in the new year in a typically Tennes- see way. Sorry to hear that Seacat failed the first night of the quarter. Miss Newman blows her cool, and the rats minds, with her delightful garbage mouth. Tuesday, September 23-First day of classes. Wolfing, motorboating and air raids continue. Convocation was im- pressively boring. Tonight was our first water battle with Lord of the Flies, Chafin, finding Bonnell spirit too much to overcome. Mr. Phillips is accident- ally drowned, which was worth all the trouble of cleaning up. Wednesday, Sept. 24-Blessed Sun- shine!! Scott, Dick, and Bill were the belles of the skit! Miss Aertker is com- ing out in the fine style of an extro- verted flirt. The loss of her favorite alumni doesn't seem to affect her. The Quixi Pixi bombs his first of the sea- son. Sorry folks. Thursday, Sept 25-Today leaves rats wondering when this week is going to end and sophs wondering where the money for the auction will come from. Bay of Pigs turns into a disaster, but the 3rd East W. Corps came out on top. Mr. Hafner, did your date really hash over a few things between beers? Tell me, who got the highest?? Fresh- man are also wondering where the president of the student body is and who he is-something Kildy?? Friday, Sept. 26-First week is over. The rats become seasoned with various foods and perfumes, then auctioned off. Mr. Martin and Mr. Winter, you cer- tainly paid a high price for a little bomb , Girls pull record time for hair washing, boys make record time with girls at river. Saturday, Sept. 27-Test, tests, tests, for my tired rats. Dowman's parking lot looks like breakfast in the cafeteria. Congratulations to Emmie and Bill- Rat Queen and King. Especially to Bill for making it up the stairs to ae- cept the award. The Greek can cer- tainly do his thing!!! Sunday, Sept. 28-The morning after leaves Allen Memorial a bit empty. Many held communion with Alka-Selt- zer. Slicks ride through Oxford to ob- serve the new stock of turkeys. Leave soon after spotting John Lee. Monday, Sept. 29-Oxford students settle down to a long quarter's nap, but feel sadder bud-weiser for the week- end. Leila had a big weekend with Ken, so Lee had to settle for Sherry. S.A.S. has finally lost his mind--heis started paying his own way!!! Tuesday, Sept. 30-Dorms begin pre- paring for intramurals. Chapman shows fine style at Q.B. Too bad all his hip- pies were to high to catch his passes. All-American Vinson prepares for an- other? great season of catching . . . hell, that is! Wednesday, Oct. l-Miss McGee be- comes treasurer of my dolls. Mino takes a spin in a squeally Healy. Does she really give the same thing to all her dates? Thursday, Oct. 2-Miss Baker, is Dan- ny the only one who knows about your secret lover? Sturdivant leaves her death bed to go out for cheerleader. Did she really make it? K.T., is Ira really the one or is he just another to tease? Ira, is K.T. really the one or just another to please? Emmie, doesn't Ted know that his last name isn't Stevens? Congratulations are in order for John Martin. Does anyone know why? Friday, Oct. 3-October's first week- end finds many students migrating homeward to their honeys. An old Sigma Chi returns to get rolled by Doogles. Crenshaw, are you really try- ing to join the ranks of the other merry boys? Dickey flies out to the Old Mill for a party, but many freshmen get confused and end up at the river. Saturday, Oct. 4- Oxford males are very attracted to Miss Bays. Sweet 16 and never been kissed or anything. Chapel is a smashing success, as al- ways. Who was that boy up front? Cherry Kildray?? Miss Main, do you always go out with one boy and grub with another? Or has Stansell pierced your hearts? Sunday, Oct. 5-Jake, how did your cheek feel last night? The rumor spreads quickly. Robert E. Lee III finds troubled watters on his march to the sea. Monday, Oct. 6-Could I make just one suggestion to Cool? Give up on everything!!! Tuesday, Oct. 7-Larry G. has a date with a certain girl that Jimbo swears will give him fits. Jimbo, is it really true that you're the Marquis de Sade's great-grandson or are the KA's just saying that? Wednesday, Oct. 8-Red Letter Day!!! A boy talks to Anne Williams after she spent two weeks raising her hand screaming Pick Me ! Thursday, Oct. 9-L.D.B., you really have a craving for VW's don't you? I hope that the owner of this one will have a little more sense. Friday, Oct. 10- Miss Reimer, you must remember to try harder when you're only number 2. The 3rd West lush squad proves its feminine grace by shooting two cases in an hour. Seems as if Ira still doesn't know the difference between a bulldozer and a Mustang. Saturday, Oct. 11-Mr. Weiss, you have bombed once again, my Dolls deserve better. Circle K, thank you for cleaning up the resting place of my Confederate friends. Tuesday, Oct. 13-Mr. Lovern must have taken Dickey's fiypaper and put it in Stone. President Parker gives four written warnings for walking on the ceiling. The Cow Palace ballroom sponsors its annual party. Miss Baker postpones her fate with her secret lover, while Ann Potts slowly slides to the floor and passes out!! Seems as if short ones can also join the merry list this year.

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Thursday, Oct. 14-Barbie, why don't you tell your camping buddy to stay home. Some people really enjoy doing laundry before they're married. Keep on working, dollg you'll be sorry. The pay is pathetic! Mr. Chrisman, I hear you don't like your dates to smoke. Wednesday, Oct. 15-Football looks good for Dowman, fair for Dickey and Stone, and doesn't even look for Bon- nell. Players are amazed at Coach Burnett's hawk eyes. Bonnell is pen- alized 355 yards for profanity. Thursday, Oct. 16-Miss Russell and Mr. Harris find great merit in each otl1er's company. Actually it turned out to be a drinking contest. Miss Rus- sell wins by sixteen ounces. Friday, Oct 17-Sherry Lowrentz finds strange abrasion on her neck. Miss Joy H. accepts another blind date by phone, only to find that her date really is blind. Saturday, Oct. 18-J. Browning re- turns from another wild and wonder- ful Fiji weekend. Mr. Lovern insists that he have his room sprayed. Dow- man has a terribly fiat party. Most of the spirits were very low. But tell me Mr. Bolton, how did you ever get so high? Bernhardt and Murphy have a date, or was it a talkathon?? Newman finally gets her man!!! Sunday, Oct. 19-Was Florida home- coming as exciting as all that, Misses Williams and Sturdivant? By the way, Susan, what really happened to your neck? Monday, Oct. 20-After another stim- ulting day of class discussion students wonder if Miss Beischer has misspelled her name. Tuesday, Oct. 21-Mrs. Cohen, is it really necessary to ream everyone you know? Mexieols father and son drink- ing team consume mucho cerveza, right under Proctor Parker's nose. Happy Birthday, Mr. Haygood. Thursday, Oct. 23-Dr. Pate gives free cut to the four students who showed up. Only one was really left because the other three were already asleep. Our soccer team is enjoying another wonderful season due to many enthu- siastic athletic supporters. Miss Mor- gan, you may be lavaliered, but who really pays those bills at the Rodeway? Friday, Oct. 24-Holiday Inn at Con- yers presents Oxford students with a plaque for perfect attendance: Students vote to place it on 3rd East. 2nd East initiates its new strip show, Katy P., Cass H., and Kathleen C. give away booby prizes at the gate. Monday, Oct. 27- My beauties enter into combat. West wing wins after Cissy and Lynn stomp Pittard. Mid- terms, midterms, midterms. Wednesday, 29-Dr. Williams speaks on the problems of drugs. Mr. and Miss del Vecchio, did you really get so choked up that you had to leave? Arnold almost revealed his true iden- tity during the assembly. What was under that raincoat anyway? Thursday, Oct. 30-The Great Pump- kin came a little early this year. Half of the Oxford male population risks mono while Miss Bays is thoroughly over- whelmed. Friday, Oct. 31-Great Ghosties, what is this I see? Ralph wants Oxford couples to stop landing at the Airport, or taking off. John Lee does the forty yard sprint through the briar bushes. Mino, my dear, you have finally made it. By the way, where was the lady of the Honor Council tonight??? Saturday, Nov. 1-Pattie R., does John Bowers turn you on THAT much? Brag V., tell us what you really pro- posed tonight. The Deer Hunters As- sociation, formerly the Alcoholics Pro- gressive Club, starts the season off right. Sunday, Nov. 2-The Old Mill finally decided to stay open on Sunday nights. Thank you very much. Monday, Nov. 3-Teresa M. celebrates her smashing success in Calculus 171 with Bacardi 151. Tuesday, Nov. 4-We may have lost the game with Big Emory, but it seems as if N.A. and S.S. won their games with Pete and Darryl. Wednesday, Nov. 5-The Lionls Club must truly be congratulated on their choice of beauty queens. M.M. displays his polkadotted underwear to the zoo and is nearly eaten by the animals. Friday, Nov. 7-George L. and Jerry S. hold motel party in Hotlanta. Un- fortunately, their dates were from the Albert Pick. Birdsong decided to go fishing, but drops his trout. C. Hard- ing sings the top twenty tunes at the Wafiie House. Mr. J.S. Turner and co- horts, next time you go drinking take a bigger mob. The cops wouldn't dare incite a riot. Saturday, Nov. 8-Carey, did you real- ly think that taking Susan out would ruin your image? Doogles received a beautiful portrait from Steve entitled Annie the Bodw. Monday. Nov. 10-The H.B.C., Eta Sigma Psi and AEU hold their first tapping. Dean Fleming is enthusiastic with the initiation of the Honorary Boys Club. Tricky Tommy Tredway stopped smiling today . . . nobody fiunked his last test. Vivian P., stay out of the 105 lab, somebody mistook you for a fetal pig. Tuesday, Nov. ll-My old spirit has really been excited today. We won a soccer game. Congratulations, men, you played well. Thursday, Nov. 13-Mr. Winter seems to be taking advantage of his sopho- more year, also the sophomore girls. He couldn't wait until Easter for a little bunny. Friday, Nov. 14-Excitement builds for the first big dance. I anxiously await my return. My bones have been idle much too long, so have yours Mr. Crenshawg use it! Friday, Nov. 21-I am here once again and I hope that all of you enjoy my gifts. Dowman wins best fioat display and Dot became one of our prettiest queens. The Holiday Inn fills up its back section with my friends and every- one was very happy except Arnold. Did your date leave you, old boy? Sarah, aren't you glad that I neglected to mention those hickies in front of Henry? Thank you, Nancy, Mino, and the SAC for a wonderful weekend. Saturday, Nov. 22-The camping class heads for the cow pasture while every- one else gets bombed at the Old Mill. It was great fun, no thanks to Sax and Stewart. Congratulations to J.P.C. and F.C.S. for finally tying the knot. Over- all a great weekend. Holiday Inn stock went up 3 points.