Oxford College of Emory University - Memory Yearbook (Oxford, GA)

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spending the week-end with a girl is no excuse for returning to school late.-Cliff W. and Doug M., it seems you couldn't wait to get back to Oxford and get into the swing of things. How much did it cost you this time? Thursday, Dec. 5-Mr. Shingler and Debbie park all day, eight hours . . . must be a record!! Friday, Dec. 6-Ken C. and Rick E., honesty prevails . . . glad to see you returned the tree.-Miss Adamson, did you enjoy your first skin flick? Saturday, Dee. 7-The cafeteria phantom strikes again as Bonnell eats heartilyg some people just never grow up. ger in town . . . Homer Barnes makes his way into Bonnell and brightens the evening by trying to register as a guest in their hotel. Most people wouldn't sleep in john Lee's bed for ten dollars! Steve H., is Homer really kin to you?-It seems as if Miss Tygart has discovered that Bruce is not the only Fish in the sea.-Party at the Marriott . . . everyone rode in grand style, by bus. Mr. Nipper is waiting with conduct slipsg sorry boys. Sunday, Dec. I5-Cramming has offi- cially begun . . . good luck to all!- Dan and Miles grind out exams in the Student Center . . . is Miles as good in the dark room as Dan thinks she is? Illonday, Dec. I6-Miriam, even Sunday, Dee. 8-Mr. Crandall, I realize you have a need for econ- omy in your marital state, but surely you couldn't have been so desperate for 50 questionnaires as to have been forced to utilize the roguish talents of the great Bechtel mastermind! Oh well, for the sake of tradition . . . Monday, Dec. 9-Pete and jim take a sneak preview of their lab prac- tical.-Pete, do you really get more beautiful each day ? Wednesday, Dec. II-Mr. Stiller finds a mysterious note inside his roll at dinner, which isn't to dif- ferent . . . except the note was dated Nov, l, l932. Could it be true?! Thursday, Dec. I2-Carsh J., the big egg that you laid at the Stone Supper Show proves that you are really fowl, Friday, Dec. I3-Larry H. loves ev- erybody, both Miss Sturdivant and Miss McGee. Saturday, Dee. I4-There's a stran- though it is Hanukkah , . . don't you know that gambling in the dorm is illegal, even in a box! Tuesday, Dec. I7-Freshmen have had their first taste of Oxford exam weeks . . . thank goodness for holidays!- Merry Christmas! Monday, jan. 6-Traditional wel- come-back party at the river . . . eh, kids?!-Was Finland cold, Rozanne? Tuesday, jan. 7-Carsh, I can't help but notice you're still wearing that blue turtleneck, hmmm . . .-Angela T. and Jann O., do you really think those sexy pictures for the boys back home will help your standing at Oxford? Wednesday, jan. 8-Mr. Wyatt, you are officially a tradition at Oxford: eight quarters.-It seems that Dr. Broughton has informed Mr. Wingate that the reputation of the latter was of no aid in Broughton's course since he was a big-mouthed Republican . . . that's the way the Goldwater spills, Dan. Thursday, jan. 9-Word has come to me that Mr. Aldinger and Miss Fears have something going . . . you can understand my skepticism, Dave.-Jenny R. seemed to have misplaced her car, and jane M. reported having dreamed that she saw it being pushed away by some local pranksters. It was located back of Haygood . . . this supernatural event is even beyond my compre- hension. Friday, Ilan. I0-Amy it puzzles me why you didn't make reserva- tions for a place to stay in Knox- ville . . . but then, you can always get free room and board at Rusty's apartment.-Miss Mozley, does the prospect of Ron's going home with you so excite him that he forgets Sally's car keys? Anyone could make such a simple mistake. Saturday, jan. II-Miss Naylor, is Evan the new Man in your life?- Mr. Strickland, on the ninth you gave the boys a little talk con- cerning the disadvantages of being carried into the dorm . . . it seems that tonight is not a night for prac- ticing what you preach. Sunday, jan. I2-Miss Bailey, chalk one more heart Cand ringj up to you!-It's certainly surprising how popular destruction has become . . . flag burning, etc. Most indicative of the maturity of the Oxford stu- dent.-Gardner W., aren't you afraid that too much religion is going to posses you?! Monday, jan. I3-Mr. Dunn, you look healthy to me. What were you planning on doing with that X-ray machine? And do you think Uncky will mind if you try to sell the school?!-Miss Young, does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight? Tuesday, jan. I4-Mr. Martin, sorry you had to be on the receiving end. But everyone else enjoyed your birthday party.-Miss Stringer, what do you have against your proctor? Wednesday, jan. I5-Mr. Gatlin, what are those alcoholic beverages that -Io doesn't know about?iIs education your new role?-Mr. Esta- brook and Miss Machlanus. do you have a prescription for anyone with the flu bug? Thursday, jan. I6-Hypnosis earns its place as a favorite pastime on the Oxford campus. I don't think you really slipped, Mr. Stevens. Friday, jan. I7-john Lee, your generosity with Chlorets won't in- fluence a judge's decision, but you and Mr. Sims deserve a free break. -George P., you need your glasses changed or some common sense to know when you've had enough . . . it's just not practical to mistake 127

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going!-Mr. Seacat and Mr. Steele, did you dex-it-out for that all nighter with those attractive slick girls? Mr. Seacat, I believe you were overly affected . . . seems you had trouble finding your room. Friday, Oct. 25-Mr. Fitzsimmons, was Joanne really upstairs . . . in a one story house? Saturday, Oct. 26-You have a lot of spirit, Bobby. Aw, shucks, we know it. Sunday, Oct. 27-My all-knowing eyes perceive that this has been a weekend of folly for many!! Monday, Oct. 28-My first verbal contact with the students of Oxford for the year '68-'69 . . . congratula- tions go to Mr. Peterson on being chosen as my spokesman. Surprises for everyone as I make my presence known.-Miss Boardman reveals another hidden talent in assem- bly. I'm sorry that you aren't able to speak as beautifully as you sing. Tuesday, Oct. 29-Mules don't climb steps . . . do they, cowboys. Wednesday, Oct. 30-Patty D., you seem to have collected a few Stones Thursday, Oct. 31-Miss johnson, Miss Peck and Miss Shelby, you were certainly bewitching tonight! -I was surprised to see a few of my old spirit friends, boys . . .-Con- gratulations to my Dolls on their success. Friday, Nov. I-Miss Lorenz, you should try to hold off, you'll sleep better.-The SAE house originates a new Bloody Mary called choco- late milk, or so says Mr. Dunn.- Steve H. has some trouble keeping up with his bottle. It seems Sid hid it by laying it on the back seat . . . but Steve just couldn't find the back seat. Saturday, Nov. 2-Mr. Watts, is it necessary for Miss Lorenz to carry you around ALL of the time?-Ira, is it protection you're seeking from that constant companion shotgun? . . . I don't think so.-Mr. Ades, do you think so highly of your own body that you reveal it to strange women? However, swimming is a wholesome activity. Sunday, Nov. 3-Oxford students stagger back from Creek Week wondering how the Greeks ever managed!-First panty raid is a semi-fiopg who let the door slam? Much pleasure for 3 boys and 200 excited girls! Monday, Nov. 4-What is it about Haygood that the prowler likes . . . could it be their open-door policy? Tuesday, Nov. 5-Losing soccer game with Emory. Cheer up, soph- omore players, you may have the pleasure of defeating Oxford next year! Wednesday, Nov. 6-jim B. and Ralph R., is it really worth a dime to ride the dryers at Allgood's Laun- dromat? Caution, the heat and gas is on you . . . Thursday, Nov. 7-It saddens me to see such disheartened looks on the faces of so many students . . . de- ficiencies should be instrumental in motivation. Monday, Nov. II-Freshmen are ac- quainted with the Cow Palace Party tradition. Mr. Haygood and Mr. Wyatt, don't you realize that wait- resses are taboo . . . and Mr. Haygood, you're never too good look- contrary to the opinion of some professors . . . all of the lawn dis- plays look good.-I am eagerly awaiting my first visit to the Ox- ford campus for the year '68-'69. Friday, Nov. 22-Congratulations, Miss Mozley, you seem to win every- one's heart.-Also, much of the same to the soccer team for a job well-done. One good win at the right time was worth the entire season!-Mr. Eley, did Stevie en- joy the comforts of your room? Saturday, Nov. 23-The entire week- end is a success for everyone . . . the best Fall Formal ever.-Peggy and Boo, don't you think you were a little over-dressed?-Mr. Echols, ing and sharp to die.-What a night for -john Lee, Bobby C., and Tom R .... behind bars! Friday, Nov. I5-Cute costumes, kids . . . it isn't every day that we see a Roaring Twenties party. I hope the Phi Delts got a good look at our boys . . . while they were sober. Saturday, Nov. I6-Tom M., do you always misplace your date? You won't find Peggy in the girl's dorm, she seems to be sitting on the curb in front of Dowman where you left her . . . Monday, Nov. I8-Mr. Wyatt, you and your slick date must have en- joyed yourselves . . . what passion marks! She must be a cannibal. Tuesday, Nov. I9-Boys, next time you have a panty raid, send more than three in! Hope you enjoyed the shaving cream . . . good work, 2nd West. Wednesday, Nov. 20-Everyone seems to be excited about Homecoming, it looks as if you have quite a Freshman class this year. Thursday, Nov. 21-An all-nighter, but little energies spent on studies, Mr. -Coleman, and Mr. Wyatt, I hope you will return the ham, eggs, cheese, cereal, etc. that you bor- rowed from the cafeteria!-Anita stands up John Browning for the company of an old friend. Miss B., I hope you realize that the price of deceit can't be paid by a single Bill, a commander replacing a private . . . it's all a matter of in- dividual worth. Sunday, Nov. 24-Scott S., don't you know that a little guy can't drink like a big guy, and still be able to move?-Miss Oliver, why didn't you come to the dance last night? Afraid Bill might find out?-Miss Peck, it looks like you've still got that familiar Buzz hanging on, or is it the other way around? Monday, Nov. 25-Mr. Sims, it's not what you say, but when you say it . . . next time you yell, sober up some and see if Mr. Davis is around. Tuesday, Nov. 26-Grand Exit . . . enjoy your vacations! Wednesday, Dec. 4-Mr. Echols,

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Mr. Strickland for Mr, Crenshaw. Saturday, jan. I8-Ed A. has be- come frustrated on a recent trip to Bristol, Tenn .... He vows to re- turn and redeem himself-D.S. and j.L.T. are apprehended at the raid on Crops and B in Atlanta . . . it seems as if timing just isn't one of your best virtues.-Kenne, you and .Io seem to be at the Crest of your romance. Sunday, jan. I9-Mr. Pratt, are you still feeling the effects of your very first ?-Mr. Sims and Mr. Siry, who was the old friend that you were visiting in the inftrmary at 11:30 p.m.? Monday, jan. 20-Micah N., don't try to set the pace for lovers.-Miss Oliver and Miss Tras, industrious- ness is a virtue but what exactly is is greater than yours . . . anyone for Irish coffee? Saturday, jan. 25-Carlos D. says that vodka and Seagram's 7 just won't mix . . . at least he said that after asking Mrs. Pannell to go parking with him. -Claude, Mickey, and Dee: I know you enjoyed that exciting evening in an Atlanta motel . . . but surely you could have found better material right here on campus.-Mr. Eley and my old friend, Dave A., did you enjoy the comforts of Mr. Aldinger's office? But we were only answering the phone! , hmmmm , . . -Happy Birth- day to me and congratulations to my dolls, Miss Shelby, and Mr. Meadows for a job well-done.-Katrina's Sir Galahad made a gallant gesture in defense of her virtue . . . and I might add that Mr. Barnyard expressed this new business you are starting? Tuesday, jan. 21-Mr. Dominquez, is the pressure so much for you that you revert to diapers . . . Thanks for the Black Cows any- way.-Mr. Haygood, will you really be giving Miss Young a break to date her?- road-trip, egg shampoo, and birthday party for Betty M. and Lou M .... but it sure looks like Mrs. Pannell put the icing on the cake. Wednesday, jan, 22-Mr. Siry, you seem to be quick with written warn- ings.-Happening happensg Angela E. isn't that ugly! Friday, jan. 24-My second visit to the Oxford campus is a memorable one . . . -Mr. Farmand and Mr. Watts, I never thanked you for moving my car. One little screw isn't much in payment for such a gesture.-Mr. Avery, my wrath himself well, in spite of his condition. Monday, jan. 27-Ken C., Tom C., and Dan S.: don't you know that you can get germs by using the same Glass ? Tuesday, jan. 28-Mr. Hurst, the un- dateable, just can't seem to get a date. Wednesday, jan. 29-What a shame that joke couldn't be shared with Dr. Tarkentong Hot Nuts is an educa- tional album.-Joe S. and James G., is it a funny feeling to play monkeys and look out your door through bed springs . . . another typical night in the savage zoo. Thursday, jan. 30-Mr. Haygood, as usual, you have your women well- trained . . . chauffeured, indeed!- Excellent night for water battles, mov- ing Ken C.'s room out in the hall, and locking Pete W. in the library bath- room, wasn't it, Pete P., Mike F., and John D.? Friday, jan. 31 - Mr. Seale, does Randy really crave your bod?-Mr. Strickland says that the Covington fuzfs appearance behind the soccer field this afternoon was enough to make a sober person run through briars and brambles, even for those MDC presidents who are sober for a change. Saturday, Feb. I-Mr. Coleman and several SAE kegs . . . need I say more, Miss Hartley? Sunday, Feb. 2-Dot, was it really tactful for you to ask Larry H., Is Ken back yet? ? Monday, Feb. 3-Mr. Lovern con- ducts a Letterman's tour of the girl's dormg seeing is believing, eh boys?-Congratulations to Who's Who . . . oh, for the day when I become a national figure, like Raquel Welch maybe? Tuesday, Feb. 4-Coach B., you seem to be really getting a splash out of drownproofing with all the top-heavy freshmen girls.-Mr. Vin- son, are you really Charles Lind- berg in disguise? Wednesday, Feb. 5-Bus transpor- tation system flops as Oxford stu- dents prefer Finland's challenging atmosphere to Emorys library . . . it isn't written in the books!- Spring hasn't sprung but Lynne, Wellyn, Dottie, Len, Carsh and others seem to think so. Are leap frog and sheet tossing really chil- dren's games? Pete and Wellyn chicken fight, who's chicken?-Mr. Dunn and Mr. Turner, Trail Blazers '69, provide excitement as Mr. Phillips protects innocent by- standers. Thursday, Feb. 6-Mr. Wise, I hope your French at home received bet- ter participation than is shown in class. Friday, Feb. 7-Mr. Martin, I wasn't aware of a sight-seeing area behind the girl's dorm.-Miss Stur- divant and Mr. Hodges renew old ties at the river. Sunday, Feb. 9-Betty M., what lit that fire that burned your blanket? But we weren't doing anything. Pooh bear becomes Smokey.- Claude C. enables Mike F. and Tay to enjoy a quiet evening to- gether but Tay in typical Lawrence of Arabia style boldly makes his escape through the window. Monday, Feb. I0-Mary S., and Eliot B. match again today in their turtlenecks.-Congratulations to B Company on winning the basket- ball tournament. Tuesday, Feb. II-Basketball Tour- nament begins, sorry to see Oxford lose both games but glad to see Circle K alive again. Wednesday, Feb. I2-Congratula- tions, KA! Good to see all the old