Oxford College of Emory University - Memory Yearbook (Oxford, GA)

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p 1 I aren't they, Deb?-Sally, do you al- ways put your unmentionables on the sundeck to dry . . . happy birthday! Friday, Oct. 4-Tay, do you always take your mother with you to the river?-Dr. Meyer, sure they can't shoot arrows. Nobody's per- fect . . . or are they? Saturday, Oct. 5-Claire S.. and Don T., you shouldn't get your dates 4' X-Mft.. -as..:.... mixed up that way.-Sleepy room- mates, Mary and Kay, miss a week- end by an hour. Everybody else made it?! Sunday, Oct. 6-Don, Doug Sc Ran- dy . . . drag racing can hurt the pocketbook but can't get you thrown off the soccer team, huh? -Charlie N. and Scott S., don't you remember . . . you're sup- posed to leave Oxford on the weekends. Monday, Oct. 7-Twenty-five cents is a cheap kiss, Kenne .... but I can see that you would like to prove that you know how. Tuesday, Oct. 8-Mr. Shingler, why did you give Debbie your ring? I realize that you were interested in seeing Claire's reaction, but where does Patty D. come in? Wednesday, Oct. 9-Debbie F. it seems as if you are the butt of several jokes. Since when do you have a boyfriend from Tech who is a DTD at Emory? That's OK, Sid understands.-Mike F., get the salt off of your tail and you can fly! iw aw!!!- -B.O., R.G., F.S., and B.S. acquaint themselves with the most popular campus magazine . . . Playboy ! Thursday, Oct. 10-Miss Jervey, you should excuse Cliff's tremendous thirst. After all, the captain of a los- ing team has a lot of tension to re- lease.-Mr. Dunn, you should be ashamed! However, your claim, Ev- eryone's a sucker except me, is com- pletely valid. Friday, Oct. II-See: Thursday, Oct. 10. Mr. Abrams, you're no partner in crimeg who's running this show? Saturday, Oct. I2-Mike H. and Nancy A., was that a nice thing to do to Daryl?-Congratulations, jake, on your turkey bakeg it was a success! Sunday, Oct. I3-Don't you men in Bonnell have anything better to do than throw water balloons?-Cirl's lobby becomes a haven for six flying, screeching bats . . . eh, Peggy ? Monday, Oct. 14-Mr. Jacobs, your startling proposal for inter-dorm visi- tation rattles the tradition in my bones. Does your own glory dominate you so that you can't think in modera- tion? Tuesday, Oct. I5-Miss Tras, true or false Playboy bunny?-Midnight: Fall is in the air, third west is at its best, Lynn B. and .lean M. promenade the sun deck clothed in curler caps and rain drops. Wednesday, Oct. I6-David B., Dooley and the Halls of Stone know all. Yours is the capital for ex- perience. Aw, come on!-Miss Diggs, sweetheart of the RAC, manages to bounce back and clean up after having been dumped on by Ades . . typically low, like on the floor.-It seems as if the Women's dorm doesn't have the only pigs on campus. Did you have fun in the mud fight, kiddies? Tlfursday, Oct. I7-Wlho said Mr. Moore doesn't like GIRLS , .jean- nette? Friday, Oct. 18-Miss McFall, you shouldn't always broad-cast your lonely nights in the dorm. Saturday, Oct. I9-The river party is raided, but Randy makes it out safely . . . can't you be satished with just one?-Dayne, hitcfhing rides isn't lady-like.-And Mr. Sims, it really isn't fair that you should be the only SAC representative to the river. Sunday, Oct. 20-Boo, is it better to be chicken or sissy nine ?- Girls, you really outdid yourselves on the rotten eggs, presents, and noise . . . but a birthday party just isn't complete without being thrown out on the quad! Monday, Oct. 21-Miriam T., your Brownie camera doesn't get all, but Dooley knows all. Congratula- tions, new Circle K. members.- The RAC receives my eternal com- mendation on its unwavering at- tendance to funerals. Miss Peck was most appreciative! Tuesday, Oct. 22-Miss Morman and Miss Shelby, you mean you still haven't discovered my iden- tity?-Oxford men are in their best form , birthday parties galore . . . -john D., do you always walk around in your birthday suit, or just when the girls can watch? Wednesday, Oct. 23-2nd west, do you want a panty raid that bad?- Mr. Aldinger, fantasy is an excel- lent escape . . . but, to believe in Magic Genies?! Thursday, Oct. 24-Mr. Stephens and Mr. Oxford, do you need it that bad . . . hmmm, seems as if 2nd west and Bonnell have something 12

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Saturday, Sept. 21-Miss Kritsas, what about those sunrises on the beach?! Sunday, Sept. 22-My head doll, Miss Mozley, gives a pre-season preview in the lobby after hours. Welcome to the Doll's House, indeed!!!-Parents in dismay with the treatment of their little rats . . . Rat Committee protection ?! Monday, Sept. 23-Rats are sur- veyed by sophomores . . . the men don't seem to mind that 3 to 1 ratio, and the whole idea doesn't scare too many because rats are as dumb as ever!-First display of freshman lack of talent in the Ox- ford Olympics, motor-boat racing and Woof-it .-Mr. Zinkow fore- casts things to come as rats learn a new exercise.-Is Miles really a go- go dancer?-Miss Liggin and Ottis M. are in Dudley's room. Mr. Katz, weren't you at all surprised, or even embarrassed at your own raw condition? That's all right, Teresa didn't mind. Tuesday, Sept 24-Covington water pistol sales soar overnight. Air raids are banned by the Gray Fox , and the Rat Committee is duly scorned by sophs for enforcing Ratting Rules-Convocation was all right, but the river party was better . . . eh, sophomores? 11:00, and the time-honored assault on the Bay of Pigs is abruptly stopped by wet fly paper artillery.-Miss Gibson is now the happy mother of thirty children?! -Mr. Chrisman, were you really all that surprised to discover a bottle of cold cream that belonged to your roommate? Wednesday, Sept. 25-Freshman good looks are also a distressing factor to many returning sophs.-Perfect match making at the street danceg sophomore girls find freshman boys quite intrigu- ing, much to the sophomore boys' dis- may, or was it the other way around? Thursday, Sept 26-Number l on Ox- ford's Most Wanted List : I've Been Hurt , right Dixie, Linda G., Dottie, Jill, Claire, and Sue?-Ted T., I heard you lost your ring .... could Jan What's-her-name have found it?- Miss Boardman, is compatibility more important than virtue? Friday, Sept. 27-The Rat Auction, and no one is really happy: Circle K loses money to the river, fresh- men overly ratted, sophomores overly broke, etc. Otherwise, Handy Andy came out on pop-top. Saturday, Sept. 28-Daryl S.: you seemed to have had both your prob- lems and your solution at the Rat Dance. Could they have been a Geor- gia peach and the newly elected Rat Queen?-Add my congratulations to annual diary . . . Dooley's iar . . . mysterious, ohscure . . . one thing that sets Oxford apart from all other schools . . . 133 years of respectable snooping . . . and he does know ALL . . . revealing all, he presents his the line Rat Court.-Does Bonnie prefer Bunnies? The Playboy Club seems to think so . . . Sunday, Sept. 29-Slick girls re- ceive typical Bonnell hospitality. -And Mr. Chestnutt has the plea- sure of enjoying his new pink un- derwear.-Boys, you blew itg don't you know panty raids have to be carried off faster than that. But, fortunately, one distinguished gen- tleman tor lady?!j made it to 3rd floor west . . . eh, George ? Monday, Sept. 30-Randy S., you seem to be booked ahead with An- gela and Gloria, but you should be more careful. Why don't you have your P.T. rings bronzed for every time you change your mind.-It never ceases to amaze me how such a little Bell can escape such a big Tingle. Tuesday, Oct. I-Is blood thicker than water, Bill Z.? Rozanne seems to think so. Incest is best, my friend!!-Debbie F. gets the big rush from Sid. But they're just friends . . . -Rick E. throws John C. in the shower. john grabs the fixture, rips it out of the wall, and floods top floor. Quite expensive play, boys.-Famous last words, Claire: VVhat's with you, sid? Wednesday, Oct. 2-Mr. Fitz, you say you won't take Boo to the fair for her safety. But maybe it is your own neck you are looking after.- Congratulations, Sherry NT., on your Top-10 ranking at Tech!-Mr. Peard shocks Housing and the NAACP by painting his room . . . black?! ' Thursday, Oct. 3-Debby and Sherry seem to be in the running for Most Dateable Girl for Dow- man. Country roads are scary,

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going!-Mr. Seacat and Mr. Steele, did you dex-it-out for that all nighter with those attractive slick girls? Mr. Seacat, I believe you were overly affected . . . seems you had trouble finding your room. Friday, Oct. 25-Mr. Fitzsimmons, was Joanne really upstairs . . . in a one story house? Saturday, Oct. 26-You have a lot of spirit, Bobby. Aw, shucks, we know it. Sunday, Oct. 27-My all-knowing eyes perceive that this has been a weekend of folly for many!! Monday, Oct. 28-My first verbal contact with the students of Oxford for the year '68-'69 . . . congratula- tions go to Mr. Peterson on being chosen as my spokesman. Surprises for everyone as I make my presence known.-Miss Boardman reveals another hidden talent in assem- bly. I'm sorry that you aren't able to speak as beautifully as you sing. Tuesday, Oct. 29-Mules don't climb steps . . . do they, cowboys. Wednesday, Oct. 30-Patty D., you seem to have collected a few Stones Thursday, Oct. 31-Miss johnson, Miss Peck and Miss Shelby, you were certainly bewitching tonight! -I was surprised to see a few of my old spirit friends, boys . . .-Con- gratulations to my Dolls on their success. Friday, Nov. I-Miss Lorenz, you should try to hold off, you'll sleep better.-The SAE house originates a new Bloody Mary called choco- late milk, or so says Mr. Dunn.- Steve H. has some trouble keeping up with his bottle. It seems Sid hid it by laying it on the back seat . . . but Steve just couldn't find the back seat. Saturday, Nov. 2-Mr. Watts, is it necessary for Miss Lorenz to carry you around ALL of the time?-Ira, is it protection you're seeking from that constant companion shotgun? . . . I don't think so.-Mr. Ades, do you think so highly of your own body that you reveal it to strange women? However, swimming is a wholesome activity. Sunday, Nov. 3-Oxford students stagger back from Creek Week wondering how the Greeks ever managed!-First panty raid is a semi-fiopg who let the door slam? Much pleasure for 3 boys and 200 excited girls! Monday, Nov. 4-What is it about Haygood that the prowler likes . . . could it be their open-door policy? Tuesday, Nov. 5-Losing soccer game with Emory. Cheer up, soph- omore players, you may have the pleasure of defeating Oxford next year! Wednesday, Nov. 6-jim B. and Ralph R., is it really worth a dime to ride the dryers at Allgood's Laun- dromat? Caution, the heat and gas is on you . . . Thursday, Nov. 7-It saddens me to see such disheartened looks on the faces of so many students . . . de- ficiencies should be instrumental in motivation. Monday, Nov. II-Freshmen are ac- quainted with the Cow Palace Party tradition. Mr. Haygood and Mr. Wyatt, don't you realize that wait- resses are taboo . . . and Mr. Haygood, you're never too good look- contrary to the opinion of some professors . . . all of the lawn dis- plays look good.-I am eagerly awaiting my first visit to the Ox- ford campus for the year '68-'69. Friday, Nov. 22-Congratulations, Miss Mozley, you seem to win every- one's heart.-Also, much of the same to the soccer team for a job well-done. One good win at the right time was worth the entire season!-Mr. Eley, did Stevie en- joy the comforts of your room? Saturday, Nov. 23-The entire week- end is a success for everyone . . . the best Fall Formal ever.-Peggy and Boo, don't you think you were a little over-dressed?-Mr. Echols, ing and sharp to die.-What a night for -john Lee, Bobby C., and Tom R .... behind bars! Friday, Nov. I5-Cute costumes, kids . . . it isn't every day that we see a Roaring Twenties party. I hope the Phi Delts got a good look at our boys . . . while they were sober. Saturday, Nov. I6-Tom M., do you always misplace your date? You won't find Peggy in the girl's dorm, she seems to be sitting on the curb in front of Dowman where you left her . . . Monday, Nov. I8-Mr. Wyatt, you and your slick date must have en- joyed yourselves . . . what passion marks! She must be a cannibal. Tuesday, Nov. I9-Boys, next time you have a panty raid, send more than three in! Hope you enjoyed the shaving cream . . . good work, 2nd West. Wednesday, Nov. 20-Everyone seems to be excited about Homecoming, it looks as if you have quite a Freshman class this year. Thursday, Nov. 21-An all-nighter, but little energies spent on studies, Mr. -Coleman, and Mr. Wyatt, I hope you will return the ham, eggs, cheese, cereal, etc. that you bor- rowed from the cafeteria!-Anita stands up John Browning for the company of an old friend. Miss B., I hope you realize that the price of deceit can't be paid by a single Bill, a commander replacing a private . . . it's all a matter of in- dividual worth. Sunday, Nov. 24-Scott S., don't you know that a little guy can't drink like a big guy, and still be able to move?-Miss Oliver, why didn't you come to the dance last night? Afraid Bill might find out?-Miss Peck, it looks like you've still got that familiar Buzz hanging on, or is it the other way around? Monday, Nov. 25-Mr. Sims, it's not what you say, but when you say it . . . next time you yell, sober up some and see if Mr. Davis is around. Tuesday, Nov. 26-Grand Exit . . . enjoy your vacations! Wednesday, Dec. 4-Mr. Echols,