Oxford College of Emory University - Memory Yearbook (Oxford, GA)

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Saturday, Sept. 21-Miss Kritsas, what about those sunrises on the beach?! Sunday, Sept. 22-My head doll, Miss Mozley, gives a pre-season preview in the lobby after hours. Welcome to the Doll's House, indeed!!!-Parents in dismay with the treatment of their little rats . . . Rat Committee protection ?! Monday, Sept. 23-Rats are sur- veyed by sophomores . . . the men don't seem to mind that 3 to 1 ratio, and the whole idea doesn't scare too many because rats are as dumb as ever!-First display of freshman lack of talent in the Ox- ford Olympics, motor-boat racing and Woof-it .-Mr. Zinkow fore- casts things to come as rats learn a new exercise.-Is Miles really a go- go dancer?-Miss Liggin and Ottis M. are in Dudley's room. Mr. Katz, weren't you at all surprised, or even embarrassed at your own raw condition? That's all right, Teresa didn't mind. Tuesday, Sept 24-Covington water pistol sales soar overnight. Air raids are banned by the Gray Fox , and the Rat Committee is duly scorned by sophs for enforcing Ratting Rules-Convocation was all right, but the river party was better . . . eh, sophomores? 11:00, and the time-honored assault on the Bay of Pigs is abruptly stopped by wet fly paper artillery.-Miss Gibson is now the happy mother of thirty children?! -Mr. Chrisman, were you really all that surprised to discover a bottle of cold cream that belonged to your roommate? Wednesday, Sept. 25-Freshman good looks are also a distressing factor to many returning sophs.-Perfect match making at the street danceg sophomore girls find freshman boys quite intrigu- ing, much to the sophomore boys' dis- may, or was it the other way around? Thursday, Sept 26-Number l on Ox- ford's Most Wanted List : I've Been Hurt , right Dixie, Linda G., Dottie, Jill, Claire, and Sue?-Ted T., I heard you lost your ring .... could Jan What's-her-name have found it?- Miss Boardman, is compatibility more important than virtue? Friday, Sept. 27-The Rat Auction, and no one is really happy: Circle K loses money to the river, fresh- men overly ratted, sophomores overly broke, etc. Otherwise, Handy Andy came out on pop-top. Saturday, Sept. 28-Daryl S.: you seemed to have had both your prob- lems and your solution at the Rat Dance. Could they have been a Geor- gia peach and the newly elected Rat Queen?-Add my congratulations to annual diary . . . Dooley's iar . . . mysterious, ohscure . . . one thing that sets Oxford apart from all other schools . . . 133 years of respectable snooping . . . and he does know ALL . . . revealing all, he presents his the line Rat Court.-Does Bonnie prefer Bunnies? The Playboy Club seems to think so . . . Sunday, Sept. 29-Slick girls re- ceive typical Bonnell hospitality. -And Mr. Chestnutt has the plea- sure of enjoying his new pink un- derwear.-Boys, you blew itg don't you know panty raids have to be carried off faster than that. But, fortunately, one distinguished gen- tleman tor lady?!j made it to 3rd floor west . . . eh, George ? Monday, Sept. 30-Randy S., you seem to be booked ahead with An- gela and Gloria, but you should be more careful. Why don't you have your P.T. rings bronzed for every time you change your mind.-It never ceases to amaze me how such a little Bell can escape such a big Tingle. Tuesday, Oct. I-Is blood thicker than water, Bill Z.? Rozanne seems to think so. Incest is best, my friend!!-Debbie F. gets the big rush from Sid. But they're just friends . . . -Rick E. throws John C. in the shower. john grabs the fixture, rips it out of the wall, and floods top floor. Quite expensive play, boys.-Famous last words, Claire: VVhat's with you, sid? Wednesday, Oct. 2-Mr. Fitz, you say you won't take Boo to the fair for her safety. But maybe it is your own neck you are looking after.- Congratulations, Sherry NT., on your Top-10 ranking at Tech!-Mr. Peard shocks Housing and the NAACP by painting his room . . . black?! ' Thursday, Oct. 3-Debby and Sherry seem to be in the running for Most Dateable Girl for Dow- man. Country roads are scary,

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p 1 I aren't they, Deb?-Sally, do you al- ways put your unmentionables on the sundeck to dry . . . happy birthday! Friday, Oct. 4-Tay, do you always take your mother with you to the river?-Dr. Meyer, sure they can't shoot arrows. Nobody's per- fect . . . or are they? Saturday, Oct. 5-Claire S.. and Don T., you shouldn't get your dates 4' X-Mft.. -as..:.... mixed up that way.-Sleepy room- mates, Mary and Kay, miss a week- end by an hour. Everybody else made it?! Sunday, Oct. 6-Don, Doug Sc Ran- dy . . . drag racing can hurt the pocketbook but can't get you thrown off the soccer team, huh? -Charlie N. and Scott S., don't you remember . . . you're sup- posed to leave Oxford on the weekends. Monday, Oct. 7-Twenty-five cents is a cheap kiss, Kenne .... but I can see that you would like to prove that you know how. Tuesday, Oct. 8-Mr. Shingler, why did you give Debbie your ring? I realize that you were interested in seeing Claire's reaction, but where does Patty D. come in? Wednesday, Oct. 9-Debbie F. it seems as if you are the butt of several jokes. Since when do you have a boyfriend from Tech who is a DTD at Emory? That's OK, Sid understands.-Mike F., get the salt off of your tail and you can fly! iw aw!!!- -B.O., R.G., F.S., and B.S. acquaint themselves with the most popular campus magazine . . . Playboy ! Thursday, Oct. 10-Miss Jervey, you should excuse Cliff's tremendous thirst. After all, the captain of a los- ing team has a lot of tension to re- lease.-Mr. Dunn, you should be ashamed! However, your claim, Ev- eryone's a sucker except me, is com- pletely valid. Friday, Oct. II-See: Thursday, Oct. 10. Mr. Abrams, you're no partner in crimeg who's running this show? Saturday, Oct. I2-Mike H. and Nancy A., was that a nice thing to do to Daryl?-Congratulations, jake, on your turkey bakeg it was a success! Sunday, Oct. I3-Don't you men in Bonnell have anything better to do than throw water balloons?-Cirl's lobby becomes a haven for six flying, screeching bats . . . eh, Peggy ? Monday, Oct. 14-Mr. Jacobs, your startling proposal for inter-dorm visi- tation rattles the tradition in my bones. Does your own glory dominate you so that you can't think in modera- tion? Tuesday, Oct. I5-Miss Tras, true or false Playboy bunny?-Midnight: Fall is in the air, third west is at its best, Lynn B. and .lean M. promenade the sun deck clothed in curler caps and rain drops. Wednesday, Oct. I6-David B., Dooley and the Halls of Stone know all. Yours is the capital for ex- perience. Aw, come on!-Miss Diggs, sweetheart of the RAC, manages to bounce back and clean up after having been dumped on by Ades . . typically low, like on the floor.-It seems as if the Women's dorm doesn't have the only pigs on campus. Did you have fun in the mud fight, kiddies? Tlfursday, Oct. I7-Wlho said Mr. Moore doesn't like GIRLS , .jean- nette? Friday, Oct. 18-Miss McFall, you shouldn't always broad-cast your lonely nights in the dorm. Saturday, Oct. I9-The river party is raided, but Randy makes it out safely . . . can't you be satished with just one?-Dayne, hitcfhing rides isn't lady-like.-And Mr. Sims, it really isn't fair that you should be the only SAC representative to the river. Sunday, Oct. 20-Boo, is it better to be chicken or sissy nine ?- Girls, you really outdid yourselves on the rotten eggs, presents, and noise . . . but a birthday party just isn't complete without being thrown out on the quad! Monday, Oct. 21-Miriam T., your Brownie camera doesn't get all, but Dooley knows all. Congratula- tions, new Circle K. members.- The RAC receives my eternal com- mendation on its unwavering at- tendance to funerals. Miss Peck was most appreciative! Tuesday, Oct. 22-Miss Morman and Miss Shelby, you mean you still haven't discovered my iden- tity?-Oxford men are in their best form , birthday parties galore . . . -john D., do you always walk around in your birthday suit, or just when the girls can watch? Wednesday, Oct. 23-2nd west, do you want a panty raid that bad?- Mr. Aldinger, fantasy is an excel- lent escape . . . but, to believe in Magic Genies?! Thursday, Oct. 24-Mr. Stephens and Mr. Oxford, do you need it that bad . . . hmmm, seems as if 2nd west and Bonnell have something 12