Oxford Area High School - Kernel Yearbook (Oxford, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 72 of the 1931 volume:

THE KERNEL June, 1931 Compliments of LEWIS SPINNATO “The FRUIT MAN From Balto. ” Where Perfect Sound Can Always Be Found! The New Met Theatre OXFORD, PA. WESTERN ELECTRIC SOUND SYSTEM “ Is true as life itself' Watch for these pictures— John Gilbert in “Gentleman’s Fate”; Norma Talmadge in “Du Barry”; Douglas Fairbanks in “Reaching for the Moon”; Buster Keaton in “Parlor, Bedroom and Bath”; Constance Bennett in “The Easiest Way”; Norma Shearer in “Strangers May Kiss”; Lawrence Tibbett in “New Moon”; Bebe Daniels in “My Past”; William Haines in “A Tailor-Made Man.” WARE LINCOLN INC. Uncle Dudley Diskomint OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE • KERNEL June. 1931 THE KERNEL Conestoga Photo-Engraving Co. DESIGNING ENGRAVING ILLUSTRATING FIRST-CLASS ENGRAVING FOR ALL KINDS OF PAPERS 334-36 The Marshall E. Smith Bldg. West King Street — 2nd Floor LANCASTER, PA. Phone 2-2620 P, O. Box 1062 OUR ADVI-IRTISERS SUPPORT THE “KERNEL THE KERNEL CONTENTS Kernel Staff .......... Foreword ................. Dedication ............ Seniors ............... Senior History........ . . . . Class Will ............ Glass Prophecy ........ Senior Play ........... Junior Class........... Washington Trip ....... Sophomore Class........ Freshman Glass ........ Kightli Grade.......... Seventh Grade ......... Girls’ Athletics ...... Boys’ Athletics ....... Debating Notes ........ Dramatic Club.......... Science Club .......... Civics Club ........... Commercial Club........ Health Club ........... Newspaper Club ........ F. F. A. Club ......... Home Kconomic Club . . . Junior Dramatic Club . .. French Club ........... Orchestra ............. Home and School League Alumni Notes .......... Plans and Ambitions ... Jokes .................. Page .2 ... 3 . . . 5 , . 21 22 22 . . 25 . . 26 . . 26 . . 29 . . 29 .. 31 .. 31 . . 34 . . 36 . . 40 . . 4 1 . . 2 . . '� 3 . . 'i 5 . . 6 . . ' 7 . . 18 . . 49 . . 50 . . 51 . . 52 . . 52 . . 53 54-55 . . 56 THE KERNEL” STAFF Executive Staff: Editor ............ Assistant Editors- Junior Editor . . . .. Harry Grier Marjorie Slider Malcolm Kelly Elizabeth Kelly Editorial Staff: Literary Editor ., Ass't. Literary Ed. Sports Editors— Club Editor....... Social Editor .... Jokes, etc........ . . . Adrienne Hall Elizabeth Van Sant Elizabeth Walker Roger Kirk Leona Winchester ... Ruth Harding .. Kelly and Kirk Business Staff: Business Editor Advertising and Circulation— Typing- ....Willard Heiney Margaret Winches'er Frank Miller Wilbur Root t Frances Whiteside ' Helen Berrell Class Reporters: Junior ........... Melvin Berkowich Sophomore.............. Muriel Boyd Freshman.......................Lewis Todd Eighth Grade .. Elizabeth Shoemaker Seventh Grade ..........Janet Mason FOREWORD The Class of ’HI publishes this Kernel with the aim of making a permanent record of their High School activities and a lasting memory of their High School days, and to create a closer local interest between the patrons and students of their Alma Mater. To LILA P. WILDE In appreciation of her constant and active effort in the welfare of our class and the development of our school, the Class of '31 dedicates this annual to one we love as a teacher and a friend THE KERNEL June, 1931 Faculty Flashes I am the School Spirit. Everyone talks of me, and some claim to own me. 1 know all that goes on and here J have some real news of the faculty. In Miss Crossan’s French Class it is considered most embarrassing to listen carefully to Mile, and suddenly realize that it is not the weather, but you that she is calling had and dull. Some of the pupils have been in this situation but only because they have not applied themselves and not because of lack of good teaching. We have not noticed lately any of Miss Pugh’s students out chasing but- tertiys and daisies, but we have seen Mr. Grim’s history pupils searching in the library very diligently—supposedly for topics for class discussions (prob- ably for lost notes). The English Classes have been .con- ducted by Mrs. Wilde and Miss .Jones. The latter has been teaching at 0. II. S. just for the past year, and we hope to see her back next year. We hope soon to see Mrs. Wilde standing before a new Senior Class gently reproving the new group, as she has done in the past year. Mr. Thompson has been quite busy, not only because of his mathematics classes, but also because of the coach- ing on most illustrious soccer team and our “baseball team.” We have often visited Mr. Lieb’s classes, and his earnest work has been a very great help to the students in fighting out the why and wherefore of a something or other. If you have noticed a good deal of noise lately it is probably Mr. McMul- len pounding P. (). I), into the heads of the Seniors, who have come through remarkably well. Miss Allen, in her first year with us, has won for herself a place in the hearts of all who know her. She is a fine teacher too, and does she know her shorthand ? Mr. Hurt and his students have tak- en active parts in this year’s activities. Mr. Hurt has accomplished much and said little about it, which is, of course, the outstanding characteristic of most of us. Did you hear the singing at West Chester? 0. II. S. was well represented and helped much—due to the efforts of Miss Garrett. She has taken a faithful part also in assembly programs. Miss Scothorne has been instilling artistic taste into the Junior High School, and by the looks of the draw- ings posted, she has made much pro- gress. If you want something good, just go across the campus to the Home Eco- nomic Department and ask Miss Scola for a cookie. This lady has been here only a year, but that is long enough to teach how to make cookies that are cookies and not anchors. When you want to know what “sticks” is in a hockey game, just ask Miss Terrells. Miss Terrells has taken Mrs. Brown’s place and has proved herself a brilliant strategist when it comes to various plays in hockey or basketball. Miss Armstrong and Miss Kennard have been very faithful in their work in Junior High School. Miss Arm- strong excels in teaching mathematics, and Miss Kennard in teaching Junior Business Training. Miss Armstrong is leaving this year after teaching several years at (). II. S. Now. dear reader, having given you a flash of our noble faculty, I will go my way. Perhaps, however, 1 may see you again at next year’s school activ- ities. E. M. K., ’32 June. 1931 THE KERNEL The Senior Class takes this opportunity to express the appreciation of the School for the work they have done. Josephine M. Armstrong: .... 43 years Blanche P. Walton .......... 16 years Helen M. Garrett .............3 years Sarah P. Orossan............. 2 years Words seem futile things To express the thoughts that spring Into our hearts for you. Great teachers have lived and died, And we have read and tried To learn of them; But you. seeking our needs, Have helped us by your deeds, Our Teachers. We cannot thank you With words, ’tis true, But you must know That when we part, The thoughts you planted in our hearts Will grow; Much of the good that we may do Will he because of you. Our Teachers. 6 THE SENIOR CLASS OF '31 President.............................Harry C.rier Vice-President - - WlLLARD Meiney Secretary Treasurer Alton Cheadle Elizabeth Van Sant HARRY D. M. GRIER ••Pinkie” Class President I, 111, IV: Class Vice President II: Kditor-in-Chief Kernel IN'; Class Committees I. II. Ill, IV: Art Club I. II. Ill; French Club III; Glee Club I; Dramatic Club II. HI. IV; Debating Club II. III. IV; Kdltorlal Staff O. II. S. News III; West Chester Play Festival Composition Contest IN'; Varsity Champion- ship Debating Team II. III. IV; Captain IN'; Varsity Soccer, Manager III. IV; Class Teams II. Ill; Assem- bly Program Committee 1, II. III. IV: Senior Play Cast IV: Christmas Pageant Cast II. III. IV; Valedic- torian. “Pinkie” lias been our class leader— president three out of four years. His many desirable qualities have made him a natural target for Nvomen, and he manages to draw so many acceptable beauties that he finds it diffi- cult to select anyone. Never mind. Pinkie, we are certain that you will attain a success as brilliant as your hair. June, 1931 THE KERNEL MARSHALL BARTON BAILEY “Marshall” Shadv Spring, Daniels, W. Va.; I, II; A Idle High School, Aldie, Va.. Ill; Oxford High—Honor Group. This sedate youth is one of those rare peo- ple who realize the value of silence; hut when lie does overcome his shyness, we find out he has quite a nice smile. Marshall was an honor student at Kirkwood, and has kept up the good work during his one year here. HELEN MARGARET BERRELL “Honey” Varsity Basketball III, IV; Commercial Club 111, IV; Dramatic Club IV; Hockey III. IV; Christmas Pageant II. Ill, IV; Glee Club I; Typewriting Awards III; Kernel Staff IV; Class Teams I, II. Ill, IV; Class Committees I, III. Honey’s dainty appearance would not lead you to believe that she is one of Miss Allen’s star typists. However, such is the case. She has attained a high standard in her class, her sole vice being chewing chewing-gum in Mrs. Wilde’s English class. JESSIE AGNES BOWERS “Jessie” Decorative Club II. Ill;'Secretary II: Literary IV; Club IV; Class Teams II, III, IV. Serene and unperturbed by the strife and turmoil that upset most of us, Jessie pursues all life in the same tenor. We think she got that way from living in the suburbs of Home- ville. « 8 THE KERNEL June, 1931 CHARLES D. BOYD “Charlie” Science Club II; French Club III: Christmas Pa- hvant Staff IV; ’Varsity Baseball III, IV; Newspaper Club IV; Senior Play Caste IV; Class Teams III, IV. Behold the boy with the wavy hair, which every girl in school would fain possess. Many a feminine heart went Hitter-flutter when Charles burst upon their sight, as the belliger- ent cop in the “First Floor Front ’ HAROLD WESLEY BRABSON “Pete” Aviation Club II; Commercial Club III, IV; Business Manager IV; Christmas Pageant Staff IV; Senior I May Staff IV; Commercial Club Literary IV. Harold is one of those quiet boys who never says very much. But Miriam says “lie isn't much at the ball but when von get him alone, you’d be surprised.” Nevertheless, Pete is one of our most dependable classmates. ELSIE MARGARET CHAPMAN “Otty” Dramatic Club III, IV; Commercial Literary IV; Glee Club I. II; Typing Awards III; Christmas Pa- geant II. IU. IV; Class Teams II. III. IV. Elsie is one of those girls who just can’t re- sist the temptation of sharing a joke with her friends. Hie especially practices this art in French class. Iler jolly disposition and her willingness to help anyone who needs it. have endeared her to all her classmates. 9 June. 1931 THE KERNEL ALTON CHEADLE “Fatty” Class Secretary 111, IV; Dramatic Clui� II. HI. IV; Secretary III; Senior Play Staff IV; Class Committees 1. III. IV; Class Teams 1. II, III. It' cheerfulness is the root of wisdom, then Alton must be the wisest in her class. Her laughter runs up and down the scale in trills and on special occasions we have even heard it manage arpeggios. Her greatest ambition, we learn, is to see Willard Ileiney walk home from an auto ride. CHARLES FRANCIS COATES “Coatsey” Class Secretary I, II; ‘Varsity Basketball II. Ill, IV’; ’Varsity Baseball I. II, III, |V: Captain IV’; Dramatic Club II. IV: Secretary IV’; French Club 111. Senior Play Staff IV’; Senior Hitch School Chorus, III; Chair- man Home Boom IV’; Christmas Pageant IV’; Class Committees I, 111, IV; Class Teams I, II, III, IV’. Coatsey is a carefree, good-natured boy. When you get him alone, ask him to relate that peculiar drama of his concerning that mid- night. Baltimore ride. We would suggest that Francis would have a brilliant future as a ranger, he having already had such a wide field of experiences. ELLA SOPHIA CROWL “Soph” Commercial Club II. Ill; Typing Awards III; Treas- urer Health Club XV; Class Teams 1, II. Sophia's gods are order, efficiency and punctuality. She and Edith McCullough arc the high school inseparables—just like sisters. It seems nice that there is a possibility they may never have to part, as they may become real honest-to-goodness sisters. 10 THE KERNEL June, 1931 DOROTHY MAE DAVISON “Dottie” Glee Club I; Commercial Club I, II, III, IV; Christ- mas Pageant II, III , IV; Typing Awards III. A rippling laugh and eyes dancing with mischief, that’s Dottie. She is always full of excitement and speed is her fourth dimension. Although Dot has not been a member of our class a long time, this charming miss has suc- ceeded in making many friends. EUGENE EVANS “Gene” Varsity Basketball IV; Treasurer Science Club IV: I.ittlc Britain: Baseball I. II; Captain III; Basketball I; Captain II, III; Class President III; High School Play Caste II, III. Gene never is troubled by the fair sex, so he says, but we fear that Gene troubles them ter- ribly with his indecision, for he just can’t de- cide whether blondes or brunettes are the best. However. Little Britain surely contributed an athlete to the 0. II. 8. when she sent him to us. BERTHA JANETTE FOULK “Bert” Decorative Club II; French Club IV'; Vice President Health Club IV; Christmas Pageant IV; Class Com- mittees III. We fear for Bert’s criminal tendencies. Any- one entering Mr. Lieb’s room on any day of the week might hear Bertha shriek, “Get away from me Harry Grier! Willard Heiney, I’m going to wring your neck!” But this is not as serious as it sounds—Bertha knows how to subdue her enemies as well as make lasting friends. 11 June, 1931 THE KERNEL PAULINE ADELIA GRAY “Enie” Glee Club II: Commercial Club III, IV’; Commercial Literary IV; Typing Awards III. Pauline belongs to that unusual class of girls who keep their mouths shut and their eyes open. However, when she does talk, it is always to say something worth listening to. This girl is going to become a stenographer, and we are sure that she will make a good one. MILDRED LORETTA HAGY “Hagy” Commercial Club III, IV’: Vice-President IV; Give Club II; Varsity Basketball III; Captain IV’; Varsity Hockey III; Captain IV; Typing Awards III; Class Teams I. II, III, IV. We always think of sports and Hagy togeth- er, for she is one of our experts with the hockey stick and basketball. She is almost Oriental, in that she lets nothing disturb her equinamity, and as for her humor—well, it’s just irrepressible. ADRIENNE McCLURG HALL ‘‘Adee” Literary Editor Kernel IV; Glee Club I, II; French Club III; Debating Club III. IV’; Class Reporter Kern- el I; Class Reporter O. H. S. News III; Senior Play Cast IV; Decorative Club II: Christmas Pageant III; Dramatic Club II; Salutatorian, Class Committees ill, IV; Senior Chorus IV; Health Club IV’; Varsity Cham- pionship Debating Team II, III. IV’. This impetuous Miss, with tlie everlasting good nature, is always ready to help anyone out of a tight place. Her good disposition has remained undaunted after a four-year siege of exams, which is ample proof that all red hair- ed people do not have fiery dispositions. She seems to have a particular liking for Philadel- phia. Just ask her how she spends all the time down there. We hope that Adee Hall will be as successful in her career as a doctor as she has been in high school. 12 THE KERNEL June, 1931 RUTH HARDING ,Ruthie,, Glee Club I; Commercial Club II; Christmas Pa- geant III, IV; Dramatic Club 111. IV; Typing: Awards III; Senior Play Cast IV; Chester County Drama Tournament III; Senior High Chorus III; Kernel Staff IV; Class Committees I. III. This little blonde is the song-bird of our class. Ruthie is interested in the fine arts of life, and has ability in dramatics. Perhaps some day we shall see her as leading lady on tile musical stage. Whatever she does, we are certain that she will sing her way through life. WILLARD WEITZEL HEINEY “Weitzel” Class Vice President IV; Baseball Manager IV; Varsity Championship Debating Team III, IV: Kdltor O. H. S. News IV; Secretary French Club III: Dra- matic Club II; Senior Play Cast IV; Christmas Pageant II. Ill, IV’; Debating Club III, IV; Kernel Staff IV; Honor Group; Class Committees III, IV; Class Teams II, III, IV. The would-be villain—but Weitzel’s tender years prevent him from filling the role success- fully. Weitzel threatens to become a miniature Don Juan—what palpitating heart (including that of a certain minister’s daughter) would not beat faster at the sight of that lovely mar- cel? However, we know that this boy will be one of the members of our class who will suc- ceed. GERALD WATSON KEILHOLTZ “Rougie” Aviati n Club II: Varsity Basketball II. III. IV; Varsity Soccer III, IV’; Soccer Squad II; Varsity Base- ball III, IV; Varsity Track 111; French Club III: Christmas Pageant IV; Senior Play Cast IV; Dramatic Club IV: Class Committees I, IV; Class Teams I. II. Ill, IV. Rougie is the Abraham Lincoln of our class, lank, honest and a tiller of the soil. He is an- other one of the silent gang, who seldom uses his mouth for anything except chewing his food or reciting an exceptional difficult lesson in physics. This hoy intends to be an engineer, and we assure you that whatever Rougie en- gineers, will be done thoroughly. U June, 1931 THE KERNEL MALCOLM HOLLIS KELLY “Milky” Class President II; Class Vice President I, III; Varsity Track I, II. Ill; Varsity Soccer II. III. IV; All- County Soccer II; Science Club II; Varsity basketball III. I ; President French Club III; Associate Kditor O. II. S. News IV; Christmas Pageant IV; Senior I lay Cast IN ; Newspaper Club IV; Senior High School Chorus IV; Assistant Kditor Kernel IV; Class Committees I. III. IV; Class Teams 1. II. III. IV. Kelly would make a fine deep-sea fisherman, hut in his youth, he decided that lie didn’t like “waling’ trips. Now his future will probably be seeing what In can see from the comedy stage, as lit has successfully filled the role of class humorist and joker during our entire time in high school. ROGER KIRK “Sammie” “Kirkie” Cheer Leader III, IV; Kernel Staff III, IV; Senior Play Cast IV; Associate Kditor O. H. S. News IV; Hramatlc Club 11. Ill; Christmas Pageant III, IV; .Neni r High School Chorus III, IV; Class Committees III, IV; Class Team IV. Kirkie is one of those persons about whom you are never certain. Ilis reply to even the soberest question is likely to be so full of sparkling wit and burnot that it is enough to convulse a wooden Indian. His motto is “Bet- ter late than never”, and lie adds, as lie enters class ten minutes late, “Well, someone has got to teach the others patience, and if everyone is on time, how will they ever learn to wait?” “Kirkie s future will also he the comedy stage, playing in partnership with Kelly. SARA EDITH McCULLOUGH “Bet” Commercial Club II. HI;. Health Club IV; Tvping Award III; Christmas Pageant IV; Class Teams’1. Kdith not only is a twin to Sophia in school, but is a car lover. Edith and her auto seem as inseparable as the twins. If either pair were broke, we fear Edith would he inconsolable, unless she would find comfort in Harvey—but that would be telling tales out of school. 14 THE KERNEL June’ mA FRANK HANLY MILLER “Millie” Class Teams I, II. HI. IV; Boys' Glee Club II; Vars- ity Soccer I!!. IV: Varsity Basketball IV; Varsity Baseball 111. IV; Commercial Club III IV; Commercial Club Treasurer IV; Commercial Club Literary IV; Varsitv Track III; Senior Play Staff IV: Kernel Staff IV. This muscular youth is the class Nimrod, since ho is always hunting: a “Bunny.” He has become well acquainted with the wide open spaces, as his calling: necessitates that he spend a large portion of his time out “under the moon”. However, we suspicion that he is about to give up his occupation and change his hunting license for another. BERTHA ELOISE PHILLIPS “Bertha” Commercial Club II, III. IV; Health Club 1 ; Christmas Pageant III- Bertha’s theme song is “Smiles,” and wher- ever one meets her, one is sure to notice her sunny disposition. Although she may not say much, we are sure that a lot of thinking goes on under that light brown hair. This lass is another who will follow a Commercial career. Good luck, Bertha. HARRY ALEXANDER RONEY “Ike” Art Club II, III; French Club III; Dramatic Clui� II; Stage Manager II; Varsity Soccer III. 1 : Varsity Baseball III. IV; Senior High School Chorus 111; Chairman Home Hoorn (First Semester) I : Christ- mas Pageant III; Senior Play IV; Class Teams I, II. Ill, IV; Class Committees I, IV. This sawed-off youth would make an excel- lent fish peddler, since he already has such a large collection of fish tails (?) Ike is one of the few men who admit that they know every- thing about women. If you doubt this, just ask him. 11 is love of a practical joke and the good humor with which he receives one, have made him many friends in 0. II. S. 15 June. 1931 THE KERNEL WILBUR KING ROOT “Rootie” Aviation Club 11; Commercial Club III, IV; Senior Play Cast IV; Kernel Staff IV; Class Committe.- Ill; Class Teams III. Behold Rootie. the boy with the electrical mind! This boy is interested in the ratlio and we expect him to be a second Edison in the in- ventive field. Rootie is the one boy in the class who sings “extremely well,” although he has kept this talent hidden under a bushel of back- wardness until his last year in high school. RUTH FLORENCE SEIPLE “Georgie” Commercial Club II. Ill, IV; Health Club IV; Typ- ins Awards III; Class Teams II. Ill; Class Teams'll, III; Class Committee IV. Primness and conciseness seem outstanding in Ruth’s temperament. She is also a good student, and one may always find her with a load of books. We know Ruth will make an excellent secretary for someone, as she is most conscientious and thorough in whatever she does. JOHN THOMAS SHEPHERD “Tom” Belair Hitfli School I: Varsitv S.x ccr HI. IV; Com- mercial Club III, IV; Senior Play Cast IV; (’lass Teams II, III. 4 Here, ladies and gentlemen, is a sojourner from the Sunny South. His langorous eyes and drawling speech are enough to capture al- most any feminine heart, especially that of a certain Parsons girl. What is there about these Southerners, anyway? Women just can't resist them. 16 THE KERNEL June, 1931 ISABELLA OPHELIA SKERRETT “Phelia” Member of Decorative Club III, IV. This maid is noted for her good humor and desire to be useful. Mischief shines in her eyes, while her ready laugh often rings out in appreciation of some good joke. Phelia is al- so a good student, and lias gained the respect of her class by taking the advanced Latin course ottered to us. ESTHER MABEL SLAUCH “Bets” Commercial Club LI. Ill, IV; Commercial Club Sec- retary IV; Typing Awards III; Senior Play Staff IV: Class Committee III. Esther is a quiet girl, who dislikes mud or niiid-slinging. In fact, her dislike is so great that she seldom ventures out when it rains for fear that she may be spattered with the sticky substance. Take our advice, Esther, don’t visit China in the rainy season. MARJORIE SLIDER “Marge” Hast Stroudsburg High School, I. II. Ill; Kensing- ton High Sell3oI, Philadelphia. Ill: O. H. S. Honor Group IV; Dramatic Club IV; Assistant Editor Kern- el IN”; Varsity Championship Debating Team IV; West Chester Play Festival Declamation Contest, Third Prize. “We knew her not long, but well”; and we feel that we have missed a lot by not having this charming miss with us during our first three years iu High School. Margie has prov- en quite an addition to our school in dramatics, art and music, and has entered into all work and play with equal vigor. We are glad she ramp, aren’t we, Weitzel? 17 June, 1931 THE KERNEL FRANCES JANET TODD “Nettie” Decorative Club II; French Club 111; Dramatic Club IV; Christmas Pageant IV. This is the “itty-bitty” girl of the Senior Class, who, in spite of her much bewailed height, has become an important person in her class. Our only fear concerning Nettie is that she will change her nationality, as she already shows a great preference for “England . ELIZABETH LOVETT WALKER “Betty” Christmas Pageant III, IV; Class Treasurer I. II; Decorative Club II. Ill; Decorative Club Secretary 11; Decorative Club President III; Varsity Basketball III, IV; Vice President Dramatic Club IV; Senior Play Cast IV; Kernel Staff IV; Class Committees I. Ill; Class Teams I. II, III, IV. Betty is our perfect dark beauty. We have other brunettes, but none so decorative as she. Her one fault is that she is a bit slow to ar- rive at appointed places, but we know she will arrive eventually. She is one of those few girls who are equally at home upon an athletic field, in the class-room, or on the dance Hoor. FRANCES ELIZABETH WHITESIDE “Fran” Commercial Club II. Ill, IV: Commercial Club Lit- erary II, III. IV; Typing Awards III: Senior Play- Cast IV’; Class Teams II, III, IV; Kernel Staff IV’. This buxom lass is outstanding in sincerity and willingness to help her classmates. We will all remember her as the motherly land- lady in “The First Floor Front”. Frances may be somebody’s stenog, but if we are not mistaken, the “somebody” will be sure to be a great personage. 18 THE KERNEL June, 193 I MARGARET CECILY WINCHESTER Peg” Orchestra I. II, III; Glee Club I. II; Christmas Pa- geant III. IV; Senior Play Cast IV; President Dra- matic Club IV; Assistant Hockey Manager III; Man- ager Hockey IV; Manager Girls Basketball IV; Typ- ing Awards III; Senior High School Chorus III; Class Committees I. Ill: Chairman Horn� Room IV’. This is the girl with the educated feet. At any dance you will enjoy watching her in- tricate steps. She is also the owner of a rich, contralto voice, which everyone admires and which lias so often delighted us during our as- sembly periods. She, too, has a leaning to- ward commercial studies, although the career of a pianist greatly interests her. LEONA ELIZABETH WINCHESTER “Lona” “Lew” Glc,. Club I; Varsity Basketball 111. IV; Christmas Pageant III; Kernel StafT IV; Typing Awards III; Commercial Club II, III. IV: Commercial Club Pres- !T.enL,IVj,.Seni2T Pla Cast IV; (’lass Committees I. { '• ,as« Teams I. II. ill. IV; Honor Group IV; West Chester Play Festival Typing Contest IV. Sparkling, vivacious, Lona is ready for work or play. Xo fun is complete without her; no mischief is planned unless she is pres- ent. She has that rare combination of a gift- ed mind and dancing feet. This combination will do much to carry Lona far in the com- mercial world, which she has chosen for her field. IDA ELIZABETH WILSON “Ida” French Club III, IV; Glee Club I. II; Class Team I, Ida will represent the ( lass of ’31 in the nursing profession, which she expects to enter this fall. This girl is one of the great readers of our class, who has shown much appreciation for the good school library. We wish Ida much success and wonder if, in the future, she might become Dr. Heiney’s nurse. 19 June, 1931________________________THE KERNEL NORMAN MARSHALL WILSON “Doc” Varsitv Soccer I. II. III. IV; Varsity Basketball II, III. IV; Varsity Basketball Captain I; Varsity Base- ball III: Varsity Track Team I. II. III. IV; Vice- President French Club III; Treasurer Dramatic Club IV; Senior Play Cast IV; Christmas Pageant III, IV; Sports Kditor O. H. S. News III; Glee Club I; All- County Soccer and Basketball IV; Class Teams I, II, IV; Ciass Committees III, IV. This young Adonis for whom beautiful women humble themselves in adoration, and whom Movie Magnates pursue in vain, lias been the high school hero in sports. I)oc is go- ing to become a coach, and it is doubtless that his ability and personality will make him a second Knute Kockne. W. KEEN WINTERBOTTOM “Keener” Class Vice President I; President Aviation Club II; Science Club. President III; Vice President IV; Christmas Pagreant IV; Business Manager O. H. S. News V; Senior Play Staff V. it’s mighty hard to write about a person you don’t really know anything about, and such is the case with Keen. lie only honors us with his presence part of the week, but we have managed to learn one thing: Keen is an expert electrician. Perhaps the future will find him excelling in this and acting as manager of some electrical corporation or power concern. ELIZABETH MILLER VAN SANT “Betty”- Lizzie” Secretary Glee Club II; Secretary French Club III; Kernel Staff II. IV; Clasv Treasurer 111. IV; Christ- mas Pageant III. IV: Class Reporter O. H. S. News IV: Honor Group IV; Class Committee III. IV. When you first see Betty, you may think her a bit offish, as she goes down the street walking as straight as if she had a poker for a hack- bone, but you will find you are in error. Betty is one of the best friends a student can have, since she is always agreeable and anxious to help. 20 THE KERNEL June, 193) Class History: Remember— Remember our first day of school. There was Charles Boyd, Alton Cheadle, Francis Coates, llarry Grier, Mildred Ilagy, Ruth Harding, Alex Roney, Wilbur Root, Betty Walker, Leona Winchester, Mar- garet Winchester, Malcolm Kelly, Gerald Keilholtz. Remember what timid little souls we were that day, holding our mother’s hands for fear they would go away. Remember when Adrienne Hall joined our class in the second grade. She had lovely long red curls that we all loved to pull. Remember the time Miss Kimble wash- ed o'ur mouths out because we talk- ed, and Peg Winchester let on she was sick so long that she finally de- veloped into a real patient. Remember how big we felt when we got in the fourth grade and could come up to the big building. Remember when Elsie Chapman came to us in the Fifth Grade. She was so lively and cute we found her a jolly addition to our class. Remember the everlasting booklets we used to have to make in the sixth grade, and seventh. We fairly ruin- ed all the books and magazines try- ing to get pictures. Remember when Roger Kirk joined us in the Seventh Grade. All he knew to talk about was that school in New York, where he came from. Remember that little, timid, farmer- boy, Norman Wilson, who came to our class from Ilomeville; when we were in the Seventh Grade. Remember the pair that joined 11s in the Eighth Grade. Helen Berrell and Willard Ileiney were a contrast- ing pair to join our band. This is the year Ruth Seiple came to us, too. Oh. what a grade they took, the hardest one since we started. But just think how much they would have missed without Miss Arm- strong's teaching. AND THEN—We Became Freshmen Remember this is the year so many new members were added to our class. Sophia Crow!, Bertha Foulk. Pauline Grey, Edith McCullough. Bertha Phillips, Ophelia Sherrett. Esther Slaucli, Janet Todd. Elizabeth Van- sant, Frances Whiteside, and Ida Wilson. Our class doubled itself in this year. Remember how frightened we were when Mr. Lieb yelled at us when we came to register. Remember how proud we were of our Freshmen party. Remember the assembly programs we put on with Francis Coates and Bet- ty Walker yelling at each other. Remember the initiation, when the boys had to run thru the paddles and the girls wore green bows. AND THEN—We Became Sophomores Remember our initiation of the Fresh- men. It rather fell thru. Remember our everlasting struggle to pay our Fresh. Party debts. Remember the degrading, scandalizing, movie program we gave in Chapel. Remember the compositions Roger Kirk and Malcolm Kelly used to write about their favorite hero. Remember it was in this grade that Thomas Shepherd, the boy with the beautiful Southern voice, came to join us. AND THEN—We Became Juniors Remember the Tun and excitement we had over our new rings. We really thought we were something. Remember the Junior Prom we gave. What fun and hard work we put on it to give the Seniors a good send off. Remember the day we went to Lancas- ter to get crepe paper and the sorry accident we had with the pig on the way back. Remember the club picnics we had in the late spring. 1 guess some will re- member the art club one at Charles- town for many years to come. Remember the big farmer boy, Frank Miller, who joined us this year. He certainly made a hit with one girl 1 know. {Continued on page 56) 21 THE KERNEL June, 1931 CLASS WILL TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Re it hereby stated that vve, the class of 1931, being of sound mind, but con- sidering tlie 'uncertainties of life, do make and publish these presents as and for our last will and testament, nam- ing as our executor, Goofy Galbraith : First, to Miss Armstrong, we be- queath all of our respect and sincerest wishes for the continuance of a happy and successful life. Second, to Miss Garrett, we be- queath a perfect chorus anil a relieved look. Third, to Miss Crossan, we bequeath a quick cure for colds and a spare for the “Lizzy.” Fourth, to Mr. Grimm, we bequeath another successful debating team and some stimulant for that school girl complexion. Och, vunce! Fifth, to Mr. Thompson, we bequeath a book of harder “Trig” questions and more pity. Sixth, to Mr. Burt, we bequeath a space to build a house with a garrett. (Who seth so?) Seventh, to Miss Jones, vve bequeath a dumber Freshman Class. (Oh, yeah?) Eighth, to Miss Terrells, we bequeath a bottle of pain exterminator in case she gets Charlie-Horse. Ninth, to Miss Pugh, we bequeath a little book entitled “As a matter of principal, it’s his brother.” To our executor. Goofy Galbraith, we leave a pamphlet concerning “How to straighten out that dislocated chest.” To Joe (Abbie) Anderson, we be- queath our regrets, and the ambition to look for another horse. To Rabbi Berkowich, we leave a stiff collar and a new subject to follow. To the giggling Goofs (female) of the Junior Class, we leave the sophisti- cation of our Senior girls. (Ahem). To the Juniors, we leave a goal for them to achieve. Studies and Athletics attained by Seniors of ’31. To the Sophomores vve leave the priv- ilege of ringing the school bell after winning a championship. To the Freshmen, vve just leave.... We bestow upon Kirk Melrath the privilege of using a vacuum cleaner on the main room and adjoining halls. To the ladies of the Cafeteria, vve be- queath all the odds and ends (exclud- ing Freshmen) to make better soup next year. In witness whereof, vve have here- unto set our hands, pro and eon, this twenty-seventh day of April. In the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-one. Signed, SENIOR CLASS Per—Milky Kelly Witnesses: Archibald Warfield Zoogle Pinkerton Count DeMoni Leo McWashtub THE PROPHECY—'31 Say, Old Pal—too bad you missed it, But sit down here by the fire And I'll tell you all about it, While you smoke that big cigar. At the start, of'eourse, the knockers Said the thing could not be done; Rut I'll sav ’twas SOME REl'NION, Of the Class of THIRTY-ONE. Everything as in the old days, Is unchanged at Oxford—Alas! The years have been less gentle With the members of the class. There were graying hairs among us— Yea, and when the roll was called Some of those who answered “Present” had heads completely bald. Esther Slauch was the first girl Whom I met—you know ’tis said. Esther’s work on “Future Farmers” Is a classic widely read. Janet Todd was there from Denver— (Not our Janet as of yore); She went West, and married money, (Weighs two hundred pounds or more.) Peg Winchester lives in East Orange— She never seems to grow old; Joe Junior’s a Pre-Medic, At Penn,—eighteen years old. 22 June, 1931 THE KERNEL Edith McCullough, (good old Edith)— Has put Hesh on with years, As a secretary she’s made money, lint her form moves one to tears. So Mildred Hagy to the inevitable lias finally made her bow; Mrs. Fisher, with seven daughters, Does home physical ed. work now. On the list of those who’ve prospered, Write the name of Bailey down, Marshall’s retired from active farming, Living off his rents in town. Bertha Foulke wears the same air Of prosperity as when She first joined forces with us In the good old (). II. S. Francis Coates is a bachelor, No one knows, but some have guess- ed— He could never make his mind up As to which girl liked him best. In the field of child diseases, Doctor Heiney leads a mile; Children take to him like candy— Mothers love his ready smile. Came from Michigan, our old friend Brabson—his income tax Coined for him the name lie’s known by— “Finance Pete of Bad Ax.” In a certain little city. In the Middle West, they say, Keen’s a famous beauty doctor— Him, the ladies gladly pay. Midst luxurious office fittings. Round her many a charming lad, Our schoolmate, Sophia Crowl, Plies a lucrative trade. For the years have dealt most kindly With our good friend. Wilbur—I like To recall him as I saw him— Bald—but with a full Van Dyke. Roger has made a mint of money, Many men have tried to mooch The secret of his combination, “Kirkie’s Substitute for Hooch.” Harry Grier, the great writer, (Older now and wiser grown), Has re-edited with personal touches, “Famous Women I Have Known.” From a Baptist Bible College, Way down South, clearly heard, Comes the voice of its Philosopher, Parson Thomas Shepherd. Jessie Bowers has joined the Circus; By huge crowds she’s daily seen, Lightly poised, with graceful balance, Jessie is the “Tight Rope Queen.” Adrienne Hall is teaching Science— They sav she lectures just like “Mac”; Like the brook—runs on forever— Never thinks it’s time to slack. Eugene Evans? Yes, ’Gene was Present there, and in good voice; Threw the old familiar line. To which we listened (not from choice). Ophelia came from Sunny California, To be with us again; They say she’s soon to be married, Mrs. Brvan will be her name. A farmer’s wife was in our midst, Prosperous and healthy, she seems; Pauline Gray she was—but now On her husband, J. Adams, she beams. “Doc” lives with the Mormons in Utah, He never could quite decide What one girl deserved such Good Luck As to be his “Blushing Bride.” L’ona followed him to Utah, Making happy both their lives; She knew she could compliment him Better than six Mormon wives. Kelly? Yes, he’s on the stage now— He found Oxford much too slow; Leading favorite on Keith’s Circuit— Malcolm’s really the whole show. Betty Van Sant (I’m sure that You remember “Lizzie” well) She’s quite famous as a lecturer, At least, that’s what they tell. Bertha Phillips married Mr. Franklin, He never goes much—has no chance; Must stay home and mind the babies— For Bertha wears the Family Pants. Ruth Seiple made a coast-to-coast tour, She took the country quite by storm; Holds the Chair at dear old Wellesly Of Hygiene, and Dress Reform. Ruth Harding could not be present— Junior had the whooping cough; Tho’ the god’s mills grind but slowly, Yet—they grind!—(It is to laugh). 23 HONOR GROUP Marjorie Slider came to greet us From the Woman’s College, where As Professor of Psychology Capably she fills the chair. Hetty Walker’s in Wyoming— Such success you’d never dream; And she’s known thru all that country As the “Ace of Airplane Queens.” I, of course, dropped into Samples— The old place is just the same; Helen Berrell’s there mixing sodas. Somewhat older, but still in the game. First one there I met was Elsie, She was sitting on a stool, Eating ice cream from the counter, As she did when still at school. Ida’s another who’s made money— Took her chances with the rest, She was sporting several sparklers And a fur coat of the best. From a distant South Sea Island, Came (and brought along her Ford) Frances, who’s last name is “Fetters”, Faithful still, she plods along. From adjoining towns in Jersey, Miller came, and Keilholtz, too; Keilholtz has lost his girlish blushes, Miller’s hairs, once thick, are few. Alton Cheadle, ’good-natured Alton, Is married now, and settled down; lias a fine, big growing family— And keeps a fruit store, uptown. Alex Honey is a doctor now. And signs on all the roads, it seems, Shriek to heaven the great virtue Of “Honey's Pimple Cream.” Dotty Davison wears quarts of diam- onds, Pearls and such—rope after rope— For Jack Watson manufactures “Watson’s Medicated Soap.” Charles Boyd, too, was there, from Chicago Charlie brought along his mate; Said she’s come to keep him eomp’ny— (Really, ’twas to keep him straight). That, Old Pal, in brief’s the story— Takes in all the High School friends, Some of them are changed, but sonic- how, That is how our life should tend. Anyhow, ’twas some Reunion, And I ’m glad to be among A class so uniformly A success as THIRTY-ONE. L. W., ’31 SENIOR PLAY—“THE Fifteen hard-working Seniors pre- sented to Oxford this spring the up- roarious comedy, “The First Floor Front.” Nell, the clever little stenographer, pretty, frank and natural, was played by Leona Winchester. Horace Ilall, the drug store clerk, was enacted by Malcolm Kelly. He was young, spirited, and dapper, and he seemed to consider it his sacred duty to make the world happy. Quite the opposite of the vivacious Horace Hall was Arthur Newman. Norman Wilson, as the small town dentist, was delightfully cool and col- lected. and pleasingly unaffected. Roger Kirk, playing the part of Bertram Black, talked continually of his hardware store. He was very fond of the young ladies in the boarding house and a little untidy in his attire. No one but Adrienne Hall could have played Miss Annie Conover. At least, that is what everybody is still saying. Her passion for murders, her spectacles, and her pugnacious attack on the policeman sent everyone into spasms of mirth. The uproarious couple, Mr. and Mrs. Beckwith, were played by Wilbur Root and Betty Walker. Mr. Beckwith had such a lovely voice (remember Santa Lucia) and Mrs. Beckwith had a secret passion for fried potatoes, overshadow- ed by her indigestion. FIRST FLOOR FRONT” With all these humorous characters, there was one, Miss Emma, the land- lady, whose simplicity and sincerity produced a restful effect whenever she appeared. Frances Whiteside played the gentle, unassuming Emma to per- fection. Like her aunt, Jane, of the boarding house, was gentle and meek. This part was played by Margaret Win- chester; she made a charming heroine. She was very plain and unprepossess- ing, but also sweet and lovely. We do not wonder that Peter Pen- dleton loved little Jane. Nor do we wonder that Jane loved him. Harry Grier was this dashing hero, the mis- understood, but later exonerated writ- er of boarding house ballads. And, of course, as plays have heroes, they also have villains. Willard Heiney was Jeffrey Jordon, the hated lawyer, with mustache, deep bass voice, and everything. Ruth Harding, too, took a villainous part, that of Lisa Layton, the art teacher. She was so sophisticated, so bored with boarding house life, and so desirous of being mistaken as an aristocrat, that she proved to be de- cidedly unpleasant. And last, the sheriff and policemen, played by Thomas Shepherd, Gerald Keilholtz and Charles Boyd, contribut- ed their bits in making the “First Floor Front” a big success. M. S., ’31 June, 1931 THE KERNEL THE WASHINGTON TRIP So important an event this is, this annual departure of the Seniors to the nation’s eapitol that half the High School students risked an hour's de- tention to see them off this year, on the fith of May. They (and the I'nionville Seniors) made merry on the trains and on the sight-seeing busses in that city, after their arrival. It was at times possible to see the cellar windows of some of the buildings if they craned their necks enough. The first building visited, the Lincoln Memorial, filled each one with awe, and the sight of all those dollar hills in the Bureau of Engraving and Printing, with even greater awe. They then discovered that the Washington Monu- ment is the greatest aid to reducing in the world, and after that found rest in the refreshing beauty of the Freer Art Gallery. Both the Old and the New National Museums were visited that afternoon, and many a footsore Senior was de- lighted to cast himself upon his cool white bed in the Hotel Burlington. The first part of the evening was spent in the Library of Congress, the second part in just plain fun and the third in the essential to all Washington trips—sleep. (!) On the second morning the Museum of Natural Science, the Pan American Building. Red Cross Building, the Cor- coran gallery of art. and the M hite House were visited. The flag was brave- ly flying over the presidential domain, but Mr. Hoover (to their dismay) did not appear. The afternoon was spent in WALK- ING through Arlington, riding through Alexandria, and up the Potomac to Mt. Vernon, where they spent two happy hours, with very few steps to climb. At the Capitol next morning the Seniors found—guess what? More steps, hut a beautiful building, after that terrible approach. They visited then the Fish Commission and tin Medical Science Museum, and then re- turned home to the Burlington—to pack. The trains did not sway so much with excitement on the return trip. Ex- cept for the noticing of several land- marks pointed out to the students, all was calm and quiet. It was a tired but ridiculously happy group that came in- to Oxford on May Sth, and dropped in- to their beds to dream—the boys of I’nionville girls, and the girls ol steps •—steps—steps— M. S., ’31 JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY As we near the end of the third quarter of our High School Game, we look at our plan of attack on Oxford High with pride. Our offense in Fresh- men year was high, mighty, and fresh. After a hazing by the Sophomores, we settled down to a long grind. We scored our first goal with the success of the Freshman Party, which was highly complimented by both upper classmen and faculty. The second quarter, after a brief in- termission, was started. We had rep- resentatives in soccer, basket ball, base ball, hockey and track, as well as the orchestra and debating. Others showed remarkable scholastic stand- ing. During this period, second quar- ter, it was a tough fight, neither team, faculty nor Sophomores, could gain a yard, but all in all. it was a successful year. The third quarter started with an aerial attack that swept opposing forces off the horizon. Our rings and pins of yellow gold hold the symbol of our class. They have an eagle with wings outspread, as if soaring into the sky. attaining heights of fame, glory and leadership. And now, we, the Class of '32, are preparing for an offense which will gain for us another goal. The Junior Prom. This quarter has been the most eventful, exciting, and colorful period of the game. The fourth quarter, to be played next year will be broadcast to you by Graham Cracker. Before signing off we. the .Juniors, wish the Seniors a successful and hap- py career in their respective vocations in life. M. B., ’32 26 SOPHOMORE CLASS THE KERNEL June, 1931 SOPHOMORE HISTORY Hello, dear readers, here we are back again. No longer the “Preps”, but dignified Sophomores. Would you be interested in a few of our experiences since the beginning of our High School career? In our Freshman year the most im- portant event was the Hallowe’en Party held in the (). II. S. “gym”. The gym was artistically decorated and the guests danced to Pindar’s Orchestra. The days swiftly rolled by, and soon our Freshman year was ended. As Sophomores, we were very well represented in the O. II. S. activities: such as debating, by Dorine Wig, who, we are sure, did her share in helping our teams win basket ball, hockey, soc- cer, and baseball. Going, and almost gone is our Sophomore year, and we are dreaming of the day when we will enter our dear old Oxford High School as “Juniors”. Before saying good-bye, we want to wish the Seniors, our sister class, suc- cess and happiness through the coming year. M. B„ ’3J Questions We Like In History I. What two countries were engag- ed in the Spanish-American war? 8. Mention the names of two men fought.’ 3. Under whose administration did Lincoln do his stuff? 4. What was George Washington’s father’s last name? 5. Grant is the name of a—ear, wrench, fish, flower, man, shoe dress- ing, salad? (i. Who was the leader of Roose- velt ’s rough-riders ? 7. Where was the battle of Gettys- burg fought ? 8. Mentiont he names of two men who were responsible for the Mason- Dixon line? !). Why did the Battle of Bull Run? 10. What did George McAdoo? II. Who is buried in Grant’s tomb? NOTE: Answer any five. FRESHMEN NOTES We, the Freshmen, or so-called “Preps”, began our new year, 1930, by electing the following officers: President ....... Robert Mahan Vice-President ......Line Grim Secretary ......... Lewis Todd Treasurer ........ Jean Ridgley We are very proud to say, “The Freshmen Class this year is one of the largest that has ever entered 0. II. S. The class is divided into three sec- tions. We are sure that everyone had a de- lightful time at the Freshmen Party, it being around Hallowe’en and every- one being dressed in a costume. After the party we then started to work, we are all glad to say. We have learned our English and Literature from Miss Jones' teaching; also about ancient Rome from Miss Crossan. We are fast learning Algebra under Miss Armstrong’s many methods of teach- ing. Under Mr. Lieb’s careful and helpful instruction we have learned much Science. Miss Pugh has been helpful to us by teaching us Civics. The Junior Business students are also progressing under the direction of Miss Kennard. With the help of Miss Scola and Mr. Burt, the vocational groups are learning speedily. In general, we have had a good time and we hope to be successful in the years to come. But before leaving we must say good-bye to the Seniors, our upper-classmates. We as a class wish them happiness and success in the years to come. L. T. '34 II. Grier: “I hear Mrs. Thompson heard an awful noise in her house last night, and got up to see if she could locate it.” E. Van Sant: “And did she find any- thing?” II. Grier: “I'll say she did. She found a man under the bed!” E. Van Sant: “For heaven’s sake! Who was he?” II. Grier: “It was Mr. Thompson. He had heard the noise, too.” 29 FRESHMAN CLASS THE KERNEL June, 1931 EIGHTH GRADE The Eighth Grade, which completes our Elementary Course in school, is considered a very important epoch in our lives, so with this idea in view we entered upon the year 1930-’31 with zeal to prepare ourselves for High School work. Our class was organized with the following officers: President .. Elizabeth Shoemaker 1st Vice-President..Robert Wilson '2nd Vice-President..Charles Nays Secretary ..... Evelyn Cauffman Treasurer .... Elizabeth Walker We have class meetings every other week, where we have developed the ability to speak before an aduience. We presented to the high school as- sembly a Welfare program, which was enjoyed by everyone. Another achievement of the class is that the students have been very char- itable to the unfortunate, giving bas- kets at Thanksgiving and Christmas time. We also sent money to the many unfortunate children of Porto Rico. The Soccer and Basket-ball teams of the Eighth Grade were not defeated, although they competed in a number of games. In one of our class meetings we dis- cussed the possibility of installing a radio. It was brought before the school board and they readily agreed to this plan. We now have installed in our room an Echophone, which has brought us many educational inter- views. We have made quite a number of booklets and essays, which have shown up our good and bad traits. We com- peted in a contest of the W. C. T. in which everyone was to write an es- say or composition or make a poster on the subject. “Why a Sensible Young Person Does Not Smoke.” As the re- sult of this the following received prizes: Helen Adams for poster, Rob- ert Wheeler for illustrated composi- tion. Kitty Jamison essay. At West Chester Play Festival we hope to continue our good record of taking first place in Arithmetic in the county, as we have done for the last five years. Our class of fifty-two members feel we have improved in many branches of our work, and we hope our high school career will be just as successful. E. s., ’35 SEVENTH GRADE This is our first year in the Junior High School. We are much better in assuming responsibility than at the first of the year. We elected our class officers in Oc- tober. The result of the election was as follows: President............Janet Mason Vice President .... Laura Collins Secretary......Virginia Davison Treasurer ... Elizabeth Fitzgerald Our class dues are thirty-five cents for the year. This year we have taken up Occu- pational Civics. Home Economics for the girls and -Shop for the boys are en- tirely new subjects, and we think we enjoy them. Vocational Guidance under Mr. Thompson’s direction will be help- ful to us ill choosing our high school course and in choosing our vocation. In November our class gave a pro- gram in Assembly. The subject was “Good Manners.” The play given was composed by two of our high school students. Also in November the Fifth and Seventh Grades combined to give a pro- gram to the ladies of the W. C. T. I'., in the main room of the High School. The Christmas Play, given by the High School, had representatives from our room. The members of our class belong to different clubs. The Civics Club re- ceives the most. The Home Ec Club, for girls and the J. F. F. A. (Junior Future Farmers of America) Club for boys, also include a part of our room. Two of our boys attend the Orchestra Club. We are working hard in the prepar- ation for our finals—striving for pro- motion to the Eighth Grade. J. M.. ’3G Miss Pugh: “Name a flower.” Dick Harding: “Pillsburv’s”. 31 EIGHTH GRADE HOCKEY : Captain.............MILDRED HAGY Manager - - - MARGARET WINCHESTER Coach .... ELIZABETH TERRELLS The members of the squad were: Right Wing..........Helen lierrell Left Wing ....... Elizabeth Kelly Right Inside.........Marian Peters Left Inside....... Beatrice Devon Center Forward........Julia Goldey R. Half Back.......Esther Palmer L. Half Back. Dorothy Richardson R. Full Back.Sara Louise Hastings L. Full Back .... Lillian Passmore Goa! .... Mildred Hagy (('apt.) L. Half Back ......... Muriel Boyd Manager .... “Peg” Winchester With the exception of two players the entire hockey team was made up of new players. We are rather disappoint- ed in the outcome of the season, but we feel that with another year’s train- ing we really can beat them all. The team never lost its grit, and played a good game to the last. We give you a big hand, team! It's not always the winning squad that has done the West team work. That is a thing we really have to hand to you, girls. Here’s hoping for better results next year. Hockey Scores: Oxford at Fnionville ......... 0-1 Kennett at Oxford ............ 2-0 Fnionville at Oxford ......... 2-1 Oxford at Kennett ............ 0-2 34 BASKETBALL Captain Manager Coach - MILDRED HAGY MARGARET WINCH ESTER ELIZABETH TERRELLS Basket Hall Scores: Alumni-Oxford ............ 1; -21 Oxford-Avon-Grove ... Beacom-Oxford ........ Unionville-Oxford .... Oxford-Parkesburg .. • Coatesville-Oxford ... Cochran ville-Oxford . . Oxford-Newark ........ Parkesburg-Oxford ... Oxford-Unionville .... Fulton-Oxford ........ Oxford-Coatesville ... Are we proud of our girls? Well, we guess! It lias been many a year since the 0. II. S. girls have got the championship. We feel that a great ..... 9-11 ..... 5-24 .... 12-10 .... 12-27 .... 14-28 ____ 32-29 .....6-23 ____22-16 22-29 ____ 26-26 deal of credit goes to Miss Terrells, because without her patient efforts the team would never have been the suc- cess that it was. The members of the squad were: Mildred Hag.v-----Guard (Capt.) Sara Louise Hastings .... Guard Julia Goldey...............Center Leona Winchester ... Side Center Mary Winterbottom .... Forward Betty Walker..............Forward Helen Berrell ..............Guard This small, but efficient team, really deserves as much credit as can be giv- en them. Twelve straight games, and never a defeat! Three cheers for the Girls’ Basket Ball team! 35 BOYS' ATHLETICS BASKETBALL Manager..........MALCOLM KELLY Captain..........NORMAN WILSON Coach................PAUL H. GRIM The most popular sport of the school was not quite as imposing this year as last. The team lost three league tilts this year, as compared to one last year. The 0. H. S', passers lost twice to the mighty Parkesburg team, by the im- pressive scores of 44-22 and 41-15. The other league setback was administered at I nionville, 40-29. The I’nionville game at home was won by the locals, so that these two teams were tied for second place, both having beaten Ken- nett and Avon-Grove twice, and losing to Parkesburg twice. Besides these league games, Oxford divided two with the strong Newark (Del.) High team, beat West Nottingham’s powerful team, and lost to Beaeom College and the Alumni. The entire Varsity squad was made up of Seniors: ('apt. Wilson, and Coates, forwards; Keilholtz or .Miller, center; and Kelly and Miller, or Ev- ans, guards. “Doc Wilson was second high scorer of the county. R. K., ’31 36 • Ma no err Captam Coach SOCCER H. GRIER - F. COATES - J. M. THOMPSON The 0. II. S. soccer season started with a bang; the largest squad ever out for this sport reported for early practice. As a result, keen competi- tion was worked up, and the team had fighting members. The season looked rosy when we started off by beating Unionville, 2-0. We thought the Oochranville game would be a cinch; not so. The young farmers started a first-half barrage, which had them out in front to the tune of 2-0 at half-time. Finally, Wil- son comforted us by scoring a penalty kick, making the score 2-1. Hut this was not enough, and so, with five min- utes to play, Sumner knotted the count at 2-2 by a spectacular goal. Again Sumner’s poison toes touched the lea- ther-covered sphere, and again it found its way between the posts for a 3-2 victory for Oxford. Truly, Sumner became the “Ilero of Cochranville.” Hut the strain was too great, and on the next two occasions, the Maroon and White team could only draw ties, 2-2 with Avon-Grove, and 1-1 with Coatesville. The deeper water, for our fading team dropped a 2-0 decision at Kennett and a 1-0 game to Cnionville. Suddenly this slump was shaken off, and it happened at Parkesburg. Wood- worth's third-quarter goal gave us a 1-0 victory of the Irontown boys and restored the old fire. Cochranville fell before us, 7-1; Coatesville's mighty team, the fear of the county, was next, 1-0. Then came the conquest of Avon- Grove, 1-0; personally attended to by Capt. Coates. Kennett fell next, by virtue of a penalty kick, 2-1, but alas; this game was protested for various minor reasons, and no good ones. This protest cost Oxford its sole claim to the County championship, and now they are with Kennett and Coatesville in a triple tie. However, they ended the season in championship fashion by upsetting Parkesburg again, 2-0. Special mention should be given “Doc” Wilson, star center-half-back, for his fine work in following up the line at all times; and to “Lcs” Kirk, undoubtedly the finest goal-keeper in the county. (Continued on paoc 45) 37 BASEBALL Manager............................W. HEINEY Captain............................F. COATES Cotvh........................J. M. THOMPSON The Maroon and White baseball team looks good in practice, blit when a game comes up the boys seem to lack their punch. Eddie Russell has pitched some nice ball thus far, but the breaks have been against him, and although the first few games have been lost, the season has just started and it is evident that under Mr. Thomp- son's careful management the team will soon break into the win-column. The line-up: Catcher ....-....................... Boyd Pitchers ................ Evans. Russell 1st base .....� ................ Keilholtz 2nd base ......................... Coates Shortstop ........................ Kirk 3rd base ....................... .Jamison Leftfield ...................... Brab.son ( enterfield ................... McFadden Right-field ...................... Miller Subs.: England, Berkowich, Morris, Roney, Jones, Scott, Lindsay. R. K.. ’31 WEARERS OF THE “O’ DEBATING A fir motive DORINE WIG HARRY GRIER (Cap .) ADRIENNE HALL MAX WALTON (Alternate) Coach—PAUL Negative VIRGINIA KIRK WILLARD HEINEY (Capt.) ELIZABETH KELLY MARJORIE SLIDER (Alternate) H. GRIM The two debating teams of Oxford have recently terminated another suc- cessful debating season. The partic- ipants in the Chester County Group for 1931, sponsored by the Ursinus College Debating League, were Kennett Square, Avon-Grove, and Oxford. The ques- tion for debate was, “Resolved: That modern advertising is detrimental to the best interests of society.” On Friday evening, February 27, the negative team journeyed to Kennett Square for the opening debate of the season, to return with a 3-0 decision in favor of Oxford. The affirmative team, which debated Kennett at Oxford, turned in the same favorable report of 3-0. With their hopes high the members of the negative team set out on Thurs- day afternoon, March 5, for Avon- Grove; and the affirmative team met the Avon-Grove debating team in the Oxford High School auditorium, for the decisive debates. Although Ox- ford’s negative team lost to the affirm- ative of Avon-Grove by a 2-1 decision, the Oxford affirmative team defeated Avon-Grove’s negative team 3-0, thus giving Oxford the debating champion- ship for the third consecutive year. Oxford now has permanent possession of a banner and a plaque. Both teams feel sure that had it not been for the tireless effort and magnif- icent encouragement afforded them by their coach, Mr. Grim, the year would not have been so successful. To him, they extend their gratitude. V. K.. '32 -10 OXFORD HIGH SCHOOL ORGANIZATIONS THE ACE OF CLUBS DRAMATIC The Dramatic Club organized this year under the appropriate title, the “Aee of Chibs.” At our first meeting the following officers were elected: President .. Margaret Winchester Vice-President .... Betty Walker Secretary..........Francis Coates Treasurer ......... Norman Wilson We have had some very interesting programs in our Club period. At one time Mr. McMullen honored us with a very interesting talk. We have had quite a number of small plays present- ed by different members of the club, as well as current events, games, re- ports, etc., all of which were selected or supervised from the Drama Maga- zine or other similiar authority. The club also has had refreshments to add variety to our program. However, in the near future we are hoping to give a dance to further our outside activ- ities. I feel sure in saying that the Dra- matic Club, under the careful super- vision and management of Mrs. Wilde, has been and will be a great success. E. I , ’3:1 41 SCIENCE CLUB Of all the subjects in this world to study and experiment with. Science is the most fascinating. It was for this purpose that the Science Club was formed. At its first meeting, the club had a large membership. The officers who were elected are: President ........... George Roney Vice-President ... James Summer Secretary ........... David Collins Treasurer ...........Eugene Evans The Club enjoyed the best of pro- grams throughout the year, through the co-operation of the Aviation and Radio Groups. The Model Airplane Contest created a great deal of compe- tition and a spirit of interest in Avia- tion. We wish to take this opportunity to thank Miss Marian Pugh, Club Spon- sor, for the interest that she has shown throughout the year. G. R„ ’33 Joe Iloenninger: “My brother is liv- ing in Chicago and says that lie is de- lighted.’’ Dick Harding: “What? Delighted to be living in Chicago?’’ Joe Iloenninger: “No. Delighted to be living.” Mr. Thompson: “I’m letting you out ten minutes early, today. Please go out quietly, so as not to wake Mr. Grim's class.” Mrs. Foulk: “You should see Bertha’s yedding presents. They are beautiful! And so appropriate, my dear. Why she got a pearl handled 32 revolver, and a sawed-off shotgun, not to mention the most adorable embossed hand ax.” Wilton A.: “Say, feller, where did you get all that red on your lips?” Joe A.: “Oh, that’s .just my tag for parking too long.” 42 CIVICS CLUB In this day in which we are living, through means of quick communica- tion we feel the world is brought closer together and therefore we should read, and study, and know National and Inter-National conditions. This is the main object of a Civic Club. The sixty- five members of this Club have felt that we have had a most successful year. Twice a month we hold meet- ings, at which time we have humor, current events, and biographies as the chief topics of our speeches. We were glad to have Rev. Russell address us on “Biographies”, and Rev. Slider address us on “Living Togeth- er”. We were fortunate in securing Mrs. Grace Livingstone Hill for our Assembly Program. Our Club sponsored meetings for tin Research Club, one for the entire (dub, and one for the Current Events Group. The Officers of the Club are: Robert Wilson ............ President Frances Cannon .. Vice-President Katherine Jamison .... Treasurer Marion Peters ............ Secretary Our contributions to charity were made at Thanksgiving and Christmas, when we sent out baskets. We also have added to our own school library. This means of education has made us interested in the happenings of our day. We have been able to read from magazines, daily papers, and current event papers intelligently, and repro- duce these before an audience without fear or trembling. We attribute our success to Miss Armstrong and Miss Kennard. 43 R. W. THE KERNEL June, 1931 COMMERCIAL CLUB “Listen friends, and you shall hear, 0. It. S. C. (.Vs activities of this past year.” As most everyone knows, 1930 was the last year of teaching for our or- ganizer. Mrs. Featherman. She helped us through many difficulties in the commercial department. This department has had great progress during the past year, under the supervision of our new instructress. Miss Allen. She has taken a great in- terest in our club. also. Our club is the largest in the Senior High School. Our officers for this year are: President ..... Leona Winchester Vice-President .... Mildred Ilagy Secretary ........ Esther Slauch Treasurer ......... Frank Miller Our club has had some very interest- ing talks this year, given by some of the citizens of Oxford, and also some from various business colleges. You might be interested to know who some of these speakers were: Dr. Holcombe, Mrs. Featherman, Mr. Walter (’. Pass- more, Mr. Jackson, Mr. Jones, Mr. Hagan. Mr. Greene. The Literary of the Commercial Club was held March 19, 1931. in the High School Auditorium. The program con- sisted of recitations, instrumental mus- ic, a shorthand and typing demonstra- tion, and a play entitled, “Fascinating Fanny Brown.” (Who did you say Fanny Brown was? Oh, I remember, it was Joe Morris, wasn’t it?) An admis- sion of ten cents was charged. One of our most interesting activities of this year was the afternoon and evening that the Senior Commercials were the invited guests of Beacom College. Cnder the direction and supervision of Mr. Jackson, their Sec- retary. and Oxford students attending that college, we were shown through the various departments and class- rooms. After this we had a delightful dinner and enjoyed a dance in the evening. The annual Commercial Club Ban- quet was given this year by the Alum- ni members, on Feb. 23. 1931, at the Research House. Everyone enjoyed the full course dinner, served in the Club House by members of the Research Club. Our toastmaster, Kenneth Wood- worth. who was full of “pep”, kept us in a good humor. The Alumni has formed an association of their own. There was an introductory speech, given by the President of the Com- mercial Club, Leona Winchester; toasts by former Presidents, Eleanor Magaw ‘29. Mary Slauch Gray ’28. Remarks were made by the Honorary President, Mrs. Featherman. and Hon- orary Member, Miss Allen. The speak- er of the evening was John G. Leach, Assistant Treasurer of Beacom College, who gave a very interesting talk. After the banquet we enjoyed a dance at the Chib House. Well, friends, we hope you have en- joyed reading this list of activities, for we certainlv had fun doing them. F. W„ ’31 A PLAY ON WORDS In one fearful seen: The 0. H. S. Cafeteria Editor's Note: This play has no char- acter whatsoever. Shake hams with my friend. Peased to meet you, I’m sugar. 1 hope 1 don’t broth-er you? Oh. nothing ever butters me. Fork over the bread. Oh, I could- n't do that. It wooden be knives. Well, anyhow the meal today is much soup-erior. This place is almost dessert- ed. Don’t saucer me. freshman. I’ll meat you later, big boy. I don’t know whether to get married or not. To- mato not to mate: that is the question. Hey, look out. You eoffeed right in my eye. (Con!inued from page 37) The line-up: Goal ... R. F. B. Frank Miller L. F. B. Gerald Keilholtz R. II. B. Alex Ronev C. II. B. Norman Wilson L. If. B. Ralph Jamison 0. L . . Harry Jones I. I Malcolm Kellv C Francis Coates I. R O. R, ... Subs: E. Russell. J. Anderson. L. England, G. McFadden, J. Suavely. T. Shepherd II. Grier. R K__ 31 45 HEALTH CLUB : Our Club was first formed this year. Our motto is “A sound mind in a sound body,” and our flower is the lied Clover. The club officers are: President ............. Hetty Kent Vice-President .. Hetty Van Sant Secretary.. Mary Catherine Piccio Treasurer............. Sophia Growl The Health Club is still in its in- fancy but, nevertheless, it is straggling hard to grow up. The original purpose of the Club was to improve the physical and social per- sonalities of the members. Under the efficient supervision of Miss Terrells, we feel we are progressing. The following list of activities are included in the program of the club: Corrective gymnastics Social dancing Hikes Debates Hees Impromptu speeches We feel that the club has been somewhat successful, .judging from the fact that we could have doubled our membership since our organization. M. C. F., ’.Iff ‘‘Very few would marry you.” ‘‘Oh, that’d be enough.” Reserved Cat • • Alex R.: ‘‘Going to the fair?” Max W.: “What fair?” Alex R.: “Didn’t you see the paper —“Fair, today and tomorrow.” Mr. Grim: “Who signed the Declara- tion of Independence?” Jesse Kirk: “Don’t look at me that way—1 didn’t do it.” Goofy (as he crashes into the car in front): “Some people get all the brakes.” 46 NEWSPAPER CLUB During the school year of 1931 there has appeared in the Oxford News the events and happenings of the school, under the heading, “The School News’’ This matter was written by members of the Newspaper Club, which was organized at the beginning of the year. Mr. Thompson and Mr. Lieb were selected as advisors. Willard Heiney was elected Editor, and Roger Kirk and Malcolm Kelly were elected associate editors. Various members of the different classes were appointed as reporters, their duty being to cover all clubs and classes. This club worked very efficiently, under expert manage- ment. The purpose of the establishment of the club was, first; to give news to the public concerning the school; second, to bring out any qualities of .journal- ism and writing which might be pos- sessed by the students; third, it was organized to bring closer together the students and to make them able to ob- serve the points of interest which would in turn interest the public. In order to have the news ready for the press, co-operation was necessary. For the most part this was always heeded and most of the material was on hand at the appointed time. Thus, the reader will observe in the few explanatory lines above, the pur- pose of the club, and its constructive policy for the uplifting of the students and to bring the public closer to the school. 47 M. K., ’31 THE F. F. A. CLUB : We. the boys of Oxford’s Local Branch of the Future Farmers of America, met in the third week of September, 19:10, and elected club offic- ers as follows: President .............John Ross Vice-President ....... Leo Hawks Treasurer ......... Gerald Brabsou Secretary.......( laude Shepherd Some of the activities in which we participated are: sponsoring a local Farm Products Show, which was a large success. Next and most import- ant was organizing a Dairy Demonstra- tion Team. There were several try- outs for this until finally Robert Wiley, John Ross, and Leo Hawks were se- lected. This demonstration won first in Chester and Delaware Counties at the Farm Products Show at West Chester. We went to'the State Show at Harris- burg. John Ross received an individ- ual scholarship. He came out fourth out of 350 boys taking part here. We have organized several Athletic teams, which were successful due to our good Athletic .Manager, Raymond Wharton. We also sponsor Project Visitation Day. This day we go around to the homes of different members and look at their project and see how it is pro- gressing. We are about at the close of a suc- cessful year of club work, which is re- quired by us from the State. We are all looking forth to more success for our club in the future. J. R.. ’32 W. Heiney: “What’s the difference between Galbraith paddling a fresh- man, and an army mule kicking a ser- geant in the stomach?” E. Russell: “The intelligent look on the face of the mule.” Gappy Coates: “Russell hung up his stocking Christmas Eve.” Chauncey Boyd: “Did he get any- thing?” Cappy C.: “A warning from the Health Department.” 48 HOME ECONOMICS CLUB Officers: President...... Vice-President . Treasurer .... Secretary ...... The Home Economics Department provides an interesting study for those pupils who are interested in any phase of home-making. This department, competently supervised by Miss Scola, has covered a wide range of work during the year and has been interest- ed in many special enterprises. Maybelle Morris, of the Freshman Class, wrote a play. “A Lesson for Two.” This play will be given at the Play Festival at West Chester. The opportunity to write a play was open to all students in the department. The demonstration play given by the seventh, eighth and ninth grade Virginia Davison ... Laura Collins Gladys Berkowieh Mary Johnson girls, at the Research Club, and later in Assembly, was further evidence of the type of work done in this depart- ment. Besides these extra curricula ac- tivities there are instructions, practice classes, and reference work given. Home Project work is required of each student, and it helps to carry home the work of the classroom. At the Play Festival, work done in this department will he displayed, as well as exhibits showing phases of work in this field. So far. Oxford has been able to hold her own in affairs of this sort, and we hope for even greater things in the future. G. S., ’34 Bum: ”1 hear your dog is under the weather?” Other Prep: “Yes, in fact, he’s six feet under.” Customer: “Waiter, there’s a Hy in my soda.” II. Grier: “Well, after all mister, how much soda can a fly drink?” V) JUNIOR DRAMATIC CLUB At the beginning of the school year the Freshman Dramatic C’hib was or- ganized. There are forty members and Miss Jones is the Club adviser. The following officers were elected: President..............Paul Hagy Vice-President ........June Grim Secretary ........ Dorothy Sweed Treasurer ......... Robert Holton The Club made its bow to the public when we presented a dramatization of the “Ruggles”, scene from Kate Doug- las Wiggin’s story called “Birds Christmas Carol.” In November during book week our Club offered a prize for the best Freshman essay in the Book Week Contest, which was open to all High School classes. The prize was won by Julia Goldey. She chose “Kim” by Rudyard Kipling. The Club purchased the book and presented it to her. Each member of the Club wanted a Club ring. The ring pattern that has been chosen is engraved with the let- ters (). J. I). C.—Oxford Junior Dra- matic Club. This is the first year that Oxford High School has had a Freshman Dra- matic Club. The Class of ’34 feels proud that we had the opportunity to organize the first club of this kind. We feel that we have benefited from the programs and the work in play pro- duction. As this year has been a suc- cess we hope to become worthy mem- bers of the “Ace of Clubs” next vear. 1). S., '34 X. Wilson: “1 understand that Berkowich is quite clever as head col- umnist.” M. Kelly: “Yes: lie’s often sought after for his witty remarks—some- times with bloodhounds.” Visitor (looking over the fraternity house)—“Don’t you know roller tow- els are against the law?” Brother—“Yes, but that one was put up before the law was passed.”— Northwestern Purple Parrot. 50 FRENCH CLUB OFFICERS dent President ary urer ELIZABETH KELI V LILLIAN PASSMORE MARGARET BAILEY - MARY DAVIS Vic; Secret T reas Bon jour, mes amis. Oh, pardon me, I mean to say Ileigh-ho everybody, greetings, salutations and what not from our most illustrious French Club. We have this year a very distinctive club, not only because its members are nearly all Juniors, but also because it is composed entirely of girls. Our acts have not caused the rest of the school to gaze at us in awe, but we have been having some very good times as well as educational ones. During the course of the school term, we have had talks on interesting sec- tions of France, colorful and unusual slides, and have learned various French games and folk songs. As a finishing touch to an enjoyable year we are having a farewell feast for our honorary president, Mile. Crossan, through whose diligent work we have gained such interesting information about France, the land of color and scan light. E. K., '32 Harry—“Will you join me in a sand- wich ?” Doc—“0. K. As long as we’re both pure bred.” Lady in Store—“I want two pounds of coffee in the bean.” Wilbur R.—“You'll have to go up- stairs, ma'am, this is the ground floor.” Harry—“Will you have a cigar, Mrs. Wilde?” Mrs. Wilde—“No, thanks, I have eaten.”—Ohio State Sun Dial. « « Joe A.—“I've put your dress shirt on the clothes-horse.” Berkowich—“What odds did you get?”—Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. 51 The High School Orchestra this year consisted of the following persons: Margaret Winchester Lester Kirk Horace Scott Jesse Kirk Wei ton Arnold Elroy Arnold Allison Wheeler Charles Hayes Laird Morris Amy Herr Charles Collins Throughout the year the orchestra has had four engagements. The first at the Christmas pageant, the second in the school assembly, the third at the Home and School League Meeting, and the last at the School Assembly. All the members extend their thanks to Miss Garrett for her excellent lead- ing and wonderful patience in their practices. W. A.’ ’33 Comeback—“Did you hear about the Scotchman who lost all his money in the stock market crash ?” Asker—“No.” Comeback—“And you never will.” —The Stylus HOME AND SCHOOL LEAGUE Under the presidency of Mrs. Lewis Collins, many interesting and instruc- tive programs have been presented at the monthly meetings of the Home and School League during the past year. The music was led by Archie Mclvcr, with Miss Jean Gallagher as pianist. NjO 'Laughing Gas) II. Vines: “Would you mind getting out of that gutter? I’d like to park my car.” J. Hogg: “Fooled you. I’m leaning against a fire-plug. Mr. Roney: “Son, what does this sixty mean on your report card?” Alex: “That’s just the temperature of the room, father.” Ruth H.: “What’s the use of going to college?” Betty W.: “None—but what’s the use of not going there?” THE KERNEL June, 1931 SOCIAL ACTIVITIES : FRESHMAN PARTY Gee! Didn’t we have fun at the Freshman Party this year? The gym was decorated with blue and white, our colors. This year something different hap- pened. Each home room in the Fresh- man class gave a short play. Home of the pupils were in costume, and we had a time guessing them. Maybelle Mor- ris. Dorothea Phillips. Bill Foulke, and Haines Kimble all received prizes. Of course we danced. We had the Lincoln Orchestra. All the teachers were invited. The people that couldn’t dance enjoyed themselves by playing- cards. At eleven o’clock everyone took seats, and refreshments were served. Afterwards the party broke up, some people with sore feet, caused by wear- ing new shoes. B. D., ’34 JUNIOR PROM The Junior Prom was held on Fri- day, May 15th, in the 0. II. 6'. Gym, which was beautifully decorated in black and white crepe paper and color- ful novelties. The program consisted of Welcome Speech by Junior President, “Albie” Anderson, and reply by the President of Senior Class. A monologue was giv- en by “Dinky” Kelly, and letters were presented by the coaches of the teams. A clever act by members of the or- chestra introduced the dancing, which continued the remainder of the even- ing. BEACOM DANCES Did we have a good time when Bea- com College Chib invited the Seniors of ’31 to a dance, held December the fifth, in the Gold Ball Room of the DuPont-Biltmore Hotel? I’ll say we did. but, that wasn’t all. We were down there again the seventeenth of April. The music was furnished by George Kelly’s Marvelous Orchestra. People attended this dance from many of the High Schools in Pennsyl- vania. including Kennett Square, Avon Grove, I’nionville and, of course, Ox- ford. Both evenings were enjoyed by everyone attending the dances. We are certainly grateful to Beacom” for the wonderful times. Here’s hoping the Seniors of ’32 have as good a time as we have had this year! D. D., ’31 ALUMNI BANQUET What would school life be like if we didn’t have a dance or a banquet thrown in now and then? Terrible! Oxford High School enjoyed several dances and banquets during the term and that adds a lot to pleasant mem- ories of High School days. The Alumni Banquet, held April 4. was enjoyed by members of different classes since 1893, although the Alumni Association was started in 1880. There were a few people from almost all the classes starting at 1900 up until the Senior Class of 1931. We also had with us a few outsiders. The banquet started about 6:30, when 125 people seated themselves around tables made attractive by sweet peas, candles, and eats. These tables were in the old gymnasium, which was decorated in red and white crepe paper. The toastmistress of the occasion was May Rupert McCullough, a graduate of the Class of 1896. Toasts were giv- en by Miss Carrie Mclntire, Class of 1893, Elizabeth Patterson, Class of 1916. Anne Gorman, Class of 1929, and Harry Grier, Class of 1931. Mr. Lewis Kirk also gave a toast. Even though our dinner was tempting, we could take time to sing in the meantime. The singing was grand, and why shouldn’t it be with Mr. Anderson leading and Joe Anderson playing the piano. A short business meeting was held before we went into the new gymnas- ium to enjoy dancing; the music being furnished by Ray Bare’s Orchestra of I’nionville. We believe everyone was in the dancing mood, because one never saw a more lively bunch of people, young and old. R h ’;p 53 Plans and Ambitions of the Class of 31 Name Pen Name Weakness Should Cultivate Ambition Future Occupation Bowers, Jessie . . . “Jess . . Chevies . Ambition Housekeeper . . Dairy Maid Boyd. Charles . . . ....Charlie . . . Girls . Less whoopee .Missionary ..Taxi Driver Bailey, Marshall . Marshall . . Love-making . . Voice Forester . . Bell Hop Berrell, Helen . . . . . Honey . . . . Bill Blushing Stenographer . Radio Announcer Brabson, Harold . . . . Pete .Miriam Evil Intention . Business Manager . . Truck Driver Chapman, Elsie . . .... Otty . . . Eating .Curls Bank Teller . Bank President's Wife Cheadle, Alton .... Fatty . . .. Weitzel Femininity Teacher . Lady of Leisure Crowl, Sophia .. . .. Roy .Flirting Private Secretary . . . . . Housewife Coates, Francis . . . . . . Coatesy ..Esther . Early hours, .Babe Ruth's Successor . Lecturer Davison, Dorothy .... Dot tie... .. Men . Thinking Hollywood . .Hair Dresser Evans, Eugene ... . . Red Hair. . . . . A line .Aviator . .Auctioneer Foulk, Bertha .... .. Bud . .Calm nerves Teaching . Florist Cray, Pauline .... ... .Enie .. Adams .“It” .Clerical Work . .Model Grier, Ilarrv .. . .Pinkie... . . Walker . .“Lilies .Penn State . Scenario Writer Hagy, Mildred ... Hagy . . Fishing . .Plumpness . Physical Ed .Fisherman's Wife Hall, Adrienne ... . . . .Addie.. . . . Horses . Bird Seed Delaware College ..Bird Tamer Harding, Ruth . .. . . . . Ruthie. .. .. Clothes . .Heart-breaking .Commercial Teaching. ..Cabaret Hostess Ilciney, Willard .. ... . Weitzel.. .. “Sliding .... .His own affairs Doctor . Editor of Love Stories Keilholtz, (Jerald . Blushing .“Wild Oats” .To get into college.. . .Policeman Kelly, Malcolm . Milky “Little Newt Kirk, Roger Lew McCullough, Edith .. . Edie 1 'informs Miller, Frank . Millie Bunny Phillips, Bertha .Bertha Bovs Roney, Alexander ... .Ike Talkativeness. . Root, Wilbur . Rootie Radios So ini o Ruth . Ruthie Giggles Shepherd, Thomas ... .Tom Nellie Slider, Marjorie Marg Curly Hair. . .. i Skerrett, Ophelia . . .. .Ophelia.... In i versit y Slauch, Esther . Esther Orville Todd, Janet . Nettie Cochran ville... Van Sant, Elizabeth .Lizzie Trig Walker, Elizabeth ... .Betty Sleep Whiteside, Frances . . .Fran Jack Wilson, Norman . “Doc” Himself Wilson, Ida .Ida Being Demure. Winchester, Leona ... .Lew Red Hair W i ne h est er, M a r ga ret I’eg Joe Winterbottom. Keen . . Keener.... The Ford Solemnity ..Business in big way.. .. Train Announcer Punctuality . President .. 0. H. S. Janitor Nonsense . Private Secretary.... . . Boss of Apple Orchard Speed . Accountant . . Bunny Farmer A line . Housekeeper .. Waitress Truthfulness . Doctor . . Theatre Csher Brute strength . Electrician . . .Radio Crooner Sophisticated manner.. . Teacher . . Telephone Operator Northern accent .High-flyer .. .Parson Being boy-sterious . .Musician .. .Doctor's Wife Noise . .Teacher .. Professor's Wife Frivolity . Stenographer .. Waitress Height . West Chester College. .. Schoolmar 'm Voice ..Penn State . . .Artist’s Model Early rising . Wm. Mary College. .. Ballet Dancer Slimness .Everything His line . Physical Ed . . Hen-pecked Husband More cuteness . Home Ec .. Cow-girl Goodness knows what. . Teacher . . Mr. Jackson's Secretary Nothing . Music Instructor Musician's Wife His Tongue . Electrical Engineer.. . ..Prohibition Officer Cracks From Kernel Nuts Roger—“.Next to the only girl, what, do you think of most?” Second Moron—“Next to the only girl, I don’t think.” —The Stylus • « • Alec (getting on bus)—“Morning, Noah, is your old ark full?” Driver—-‘Nope, room for one more jackass. Come on in.” —The Stylus • • I’eg—“You remind me of a Pack- ard.” •Joe—“Because I am so strong and silent?” Peg—“No,-because yo a idle so eas- ily.” —The Harvard Lampoon Prohibition closed the front door of the saloon but opened the one at the rear.—Green Goat. TELEGRAM AT $.12 A WORD Mrs. Rosenburg: Amsendingyouacanofsilverpolishforsil- e rw ed d i nga n n i versa ryw it h lov e. M. RERKOWICH FAMOUS STRIKES California 184!) Gastonia lb'2! Three Lucky Your last match • • Bertha P.—“Why for the picture of the lions in the 0. II. S. library?” Elsie C.—“Oh, that’s so you can read between the “lions'”, stupid!” 1st Frosh—“Did you ever take chloroform?” 2nd Idiot—“Who teaches it?” —Texas Ranger Business Administration and Secretarial Courses for young men and young women em- bracing such college- grade subjects as are applicable to business. 67 th Year Bonk PEIRCE SCHOOL of BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Pine St., west of Broad Philadelphia CLASS HISTORY: REMEMBER— {Continued from page 21) AND THEN—We Became Seniors Remember the disappointment of hav- ing otii' classes separated when we wanted so much to be together our last year. Remember “The First Floor Front”, what fun and hard work it was get- ting ready for that play. And the pictures we took afterwards were really worth giving a play for. Remember the Alumni Banquet. We certainly were getting up in the world. Remember the thrill of getting name cards and invitations. Were we ex- cited over the thoughts of gradua- tion? And How! Remember the people who joined us this year. Marshal Raily, Eugene Ev- ans. Keen Winterbottom, Dot Dav- ison. Margaret Growl, and Marjorie Slider. Remember the Washington trip! E. L. W„ ’31 56 THE KERNEL June, 193 1 COMPLIMENTS OK H. P. Passmore INSURANCE Farmer’s Bank Building Oxford, Pa, COMPLIMENTS OF A FRIEND Paul’s Quality Shop “King of Live Wire Bargains” Outfitter for Men and Boys “Where You Bought Your Shirt” 322 Market St. Oxford, Pa. LET’S GET ACQUAINTED “CALL ME PAUL” ON WASHINGTON TRIP Willard—“Momie, look at the funny man across the street.” Mrs. Wilde—“What’s he doing?” Five-year-old—“Sitting on the side- walk, talking to a banana peel.” • Kelly—“How did you get that cut on your head?” Kirk—“Musta-bit myself.” K.—Gwan. IIow could you bite your- self up there?” K.—“Dunno. Musta stood on a chair. ” OXFORD HOTEL AND Antique §hnp For a real box of Schrafft's stop and see me GEO. E. HOFFMAN, Prop. WOODWORTH’S RESTAURANT SERVICE COURTESY GOOD FOOD QUALITY ICE CREAM SODA FOUNTAIN CIGARS CIGARETTES F. H. WOODWORTH Proprietor OXFORD. PENNA. OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE •■KERNEL June, 1931 THE KERNEL The Home need no longer be the scene of drudgery, waste and out-of date methods. The Housewife need no longer be enslaved to the humdrum monotony of old-fashioned housekeeping. This Modern Electrical Age Offers You Freedom Do It Buy Now On Our Electrically “ Convenient Payment Plan EVERY MONTH YOU WILL FIND UNUSUALLY ATTRACriVE OFFERS ON OUR SALES FLOOR SOUTHERN PENNSYLVANIA POWER CO. OXFORD, PENNA. Compliments of EAGLES DEPT. STORES Outfitters For The Entire Family COATESVILLE OXFORD PENNSYLVANIA Compliments of A Friend COMPLIMENTS OF A. I RONEY BARBER 100' , Satisfaction My Aim Job Printing Office JOHN SPENCE Second and Coach Streets OXFORD, PA. Letter Heads, Envelopes, Bill Heads, Funeral Notices PHONE 22-R OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE KERNEL THE KERNEL June, 1931 OXFORDS Fountain of Youth Samples’ Soda Fountain You’ll find al! the young people there and quite a few of the older folks, too. THERE’S A REASON— Quality Goods and First Class Service ----o--- SAMPLES’ STORE S. 3rd St., Oxford, Pa. National Dollar Store Co. Known for Values An Institution of Value Giving 10 SOUTH THIRD STREET OXFORD, PA. McCullough s Drug Store Only registered graduates always in charge a I this store We dispense the highest quality of drugs obtainable. We fill prescriptions with the greatest care, and charge about one-third less than city prices. Two Year Degree Courses (Colteoe Gt ade) Admission Requirement:— Graduation from an approved four- year high school toUfK’’ or its (qu:va- lent. These courses embrace the cssen tials of a higher education and the business training necessary to enable our graduates tc qualify as the business leaders of the future. The courses are broad and com- prehensive, art! have been develop- ed to meet the requirements of America’s industrial and financial organizations that arc offering un- us .al opportunities to those possess- ing the proper cultural background and the necessary training in business subjects. Standard Diploma Business Courses These courses are of the same high grade as the two-year courses, but they are necessarily shorter to meet the needs of those who must prepare more quickly for business employment. Positions Graduates are entitled to tree employment service at all times. Ask for list of one hundred 1930 graduates in positions. Visitors Welcome Visit us in our new home and be convinced of the many advantages enjoyed by Beacom studenes. BEACOM COLLEGE of Business Administration Beacom College Building Tenth and Jefferson Streets WILMINGTON, DELAWARE Ask For Catalog OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE KERNEL’' June, 1931 THE KERNEL FLOWERS CUT FLOWERS AND POTTED PLANTS Vegetable Plants in Season Phone !59—J L. K. PHILLIPS East Market Street, OXFORD, PA Compliments of A FRIEND Marcia E. Kelly BEAUTICIAN EDMOND PERMANENT WAVING Compliments of Oscar Murdaugh Electrical Contractor OXFORD, - - - PENNA. Compliments of MRS C L. BARRY A. P. WRIGHT Miller Tires and Tubes and Repairing WILSON’S GARAGE South Third Street Oxford, Pa. Compliments of Adams Brothers MUSHROOMS IN SEASON OXFORD, - - - - PA. REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE Miller Townsend Justice of the Peace Notary Public A. M. WILSON INSURANCE NOTARY PUBLIC Phone 163—W OXFORD, - - - PENNA. Compliments of Barton's Beauty Shop 62 South Third Street Oxford, ----- Penna. OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE “KERNEL THE KERNEL June, 1931 KIRK FREDD COLLINS’ BAZAR FARMING IMPLEMENT SPORTING GOODS OF ALL KINDS Farm Wagons and Hardware Harness, Harness Repairs and Horse Goods Stationery Supplies S'hool Supplies ' GIFTS AND BOOKS Phone tO-W Oxford, Pa. L W. COLLINS Compliments MACKEY YERKES of LUMBER, MILLWORK, OLSONS COAL, FEEDS, ETC. Barber Shop SOUTH THIRD STREET OXFORD, PA. Carrie P. Mclntire FOR GRADUATION GIFTS DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS SEE GIBBS Globe Theatre Rldg., S 3rd St. Oxford, Pa. Bell Phone “The Service Jeweler’’ S. THIRD ST. OXFORD, PA. PARKER PENS COMPLIMENTS OF LIPKIN’S FURNITURE STORE ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE SOUTH THIRD STREET OXFORD, PA. OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE KERNEL June. 1931 THE KERNEL A General Electric Refrigerator WILL PAY FOR ITSELF BRUCE E. WOODWORTH 608 Market Street. Phone 334 OXFORD, PA. ATWATER KENT RADIOS “SERVICE WITH A SMILE” Compliments of C. Alfred Winchester MAGAZINES AND SODA FOUNTAIN CIGAR STORE 25 South Third St., Oxford, Pa. Compliments of DR JAMES S. HOGG United States Tires Batteries Charged and Repaired E W. Broomall OXFORD, PA. Compliments of McF ALLS' BARBER SHOP Your S Buys More at the Philadelphia Cut Price Store A F ull Line of Clothing and Shoes S. Third St., OXFORD, PA. Compliments of Oxford Smoke Shop WM. DUNN. Prop. 41 S. 3rd St. Oxford. Pa. OUR ADVK KTISKRS SUPPORT THE KERNEL THE KERNEL June, 1931 The Newest Patterns in MEN’S WEAR FROM HEAD TO FOOT J. Walter Winchester OXFORD, PA. Oxford Auto Radiator Co. GLASS INSTALLED WHILE YOU WAIT 113 S. 3rd St. Oxford, Pa. J. C. HAYS Bell Phone 21 L. J. SHOEMAKER The Oxford Grain Hay Co. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN GRAIN, HAY, POTATOES, LUMBER, COAL, FERTILIZERS, CEMENT, FLOUR, FEED, SEEDS, BUILDING SUPPLIES, ETC. “WHEN BUILDING LET US GIVE YOU AN ESTIMATE” OXFORD, PENN’A Compliments of Kirk’s Grocery Store FIFTH STREET OXFORD. PA. ISRAEL WHISSELL Iron and Steel Scraps Structural Steel JUNK DEALER 124 S. 3rd St. Oxford, Pa. OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THK KERNEL June. 1931 THE KERNEL We Make a Specialty of Photographing Students, Graduates and School Groups S. W. OCHS, Photographer SOUTH THIRD STREET OXFORD, PA. Walter C. Anderson Insurance of All Kinds MASONIC BUILDING OXFORD - - PENN’A PHONE—305 COMPLIMENTS OF Harry Santirocco TAILOR COMPLIMENTS OF New Octoraro Hotel Washington Shop OXFORD, PA. Try Our Coffee Shoppe and Soda Fountain Service OXFORD SALES SERVICE CO. Lincoln Fordson CARS - TRUCKS -TRACTORS Third and Hodgson Sts. Oxford, Pa. WE STRIVE TO PLEASE PHONE 303 WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE KERNEL THE KERNEL June, 1931 WHY DON’T YOU SEND THAT FAMILY WASH TO THE OXFORD STEAM LAUNDRY R. H. McFADJEN COMPLIMENTS OF WILLIAM LEBO Bakery and Restaurant Lebo Building S. Third St., Oxford, Pa. Wilson’s Greenhouses CUT FLOWERS AND FLORAL DESIGNS Vegetable Plants in Season Phone Oxford 328 Brenizer Chevrolet Corp. Sales Parts Service Used Cars With An O. K. That Counts Third and Hodgson Streets OXFORD, PA. FRIGID AIRE The Choice of the Majority Electrol Oil Burners Brunswick Radios With Perfect Tone EARNHART BROS. S. THIRD ST., OXFORD. PA. COMPLIMENTS OK CHEADLES Roseland Flower Shop South Third St., Oxford, Pa. Floral Designs and Cut Flowers Corsage Bouquets PHONE- 158-J I_________________________ Suits Made to Measure CLEANING PRESSING REPAIRING GUS FICCIO SON Phone 194—R Oxford, Pa. COMPLIMENTS OF OXFORD HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE • KERNEL June, 1931 THE KERNEL Shadyside Tea Room NOTTINGHAM, PA. Light Lunch, Soft Drinks, Ice Cream, Tobaccoes Candies, Gas and Oils WILLIAM A. WAITE Dr. Hollis G. Kelly OP-TOM-E-TRIST CORRECTION OF CROSS EYES A SPECIALTY 32 South Third Street OXFORD, PA. Phone 356 for an Appointment FOR DRUGS GO TO Baer’s Store Mack Berkowich The Friendly Store WEARING APPAREL OF ALL KINDS Dolly Madison, W. L. Douglas and Natural Bridge Arch Shoes S. THIRD ST. OXFORD. PA. Compliments of ALEXANDER’S MEAT MARKET South Third Street OXFORD, - - - - PA. PASSMORE CO. Building Materials Phone 54 NOTTINGHAM, - - PA. HERBERT GRUBB Dealer in FARM IMPLEMENTS Repairs for All Machinery Phone 9 South Third St., Oxford Pa. H. T. Walton Son PONTIAC, OAKLAND AND BUICK SALES AND SERVICE South Third Street OXFORD, - - - - PA. OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE KERNEL Compliments of FARMERS NATIONAL BANK OXFORD, PENNA. Cook with Gas—the Modern Fuel Stop in and see our New Gas Ranges Thermostatic Control and Insulated Ovens The Citizens’ Gas and Fuel Company Wig Building. 45 South Third Street OXFORD, PA. COMPLIMENTS OF The Peoples Bank of Oxford OXFORD, PA. T. J. FOULK SON General Merchandise COLLAMER, - PENNA. YOUR PATRONAGE SOLICITED and COURTEOUS SERVICE ASSURED OUR CAPITAL OUR SURPLUS $125,000.00 $125,000.00 OUR UNDIVIDED PROFITS $75,000.00 WE belon ; rg THE federal reserve system Member banks must comply with the most rigid sort of provisions Over Three-Quarters of a Million Dollars deposited in our SAVINGS DEPARTMENT on which we pay 3) £% interest if left on deposit six months The National Bank of Oxford OXFORD. PA.