Oxford Area High School - Kernel Yearbook (Oxford, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 68 of the 1926 volume:

Students Oxford High School GREETINGS AND BEST WISHES AND TO YOU, 1926 graduates, A SPECIAL WISH for your continued success in the larger sphere of life and business which you are now entering. 13. F. WOOODWORTH, MGR. GLOBE THEATRE OXFORD, PA. Home of Excellent Picture Entertainment Every program given careful and personal attention. Our Next Special Picture TUESDAY, JUNE 22, WENESDAY, JUNE 23 Shirley Mason, Neil Hamilton, William Powell, Robert Frazer in a new Paramount Special Production of ZANE GREY’S “DESERT GOLD” Another big Western picture by the Author and director of “THE VANISHING AMERICAN.” The Author himself says this is the greatest tale he ever wrote. PARAMOUNT has made it into a picture that for hair-trigger action and pleasing romance sure rings the bell for entertainment. June 29-30 - “THE BLIND GODDESS” When considering an evening’s entertainment just think of GLOBE THEATRE 13. F. WOODWORTH, Mgr. AN AD IN KERNEL SPEAKS TO THE COMMUNITY A College Course Made Easy Twenty shares of Eastern Power Preferred stock will provide a college course for your hoy or girl who is just entering public school. If the dividends are reinvested in this stock, 16 shares will be sufficient for a boy in the third grade. 'This is the story of seven per cent and safety. Reinvested, Si00 will amount to S210 in ten years. 'I'lie stock can be bought on the installment plan. Easy pay- ments. W hy not start looking ahead? Eastern Power Company FOR PARTICULARS CONSULT C. C. WIG, Commercial Manager Cook with Gas—The Modern Fuel GAS is cheaper than COAL GAS is cleaner than COAL GAS is quicker than COAL GAS is safer than COAL The Citizens Gas Fuel Company Wig Building, 45 S. Third Street OXFORD, PA. OUR advertisers patronize us—we ask u to patronize them This magazine is most respectfully dedicated to MISS MARY A. JACOBS in recognition of her steadfast loyalty to the school and whole-hearted interest therein, which have won for her a lasting place in the affectionis of the student body. THE KERNEL Editorial Staff Editor-in-Chief .. . Assitant Editors— Junior Editor .... Sporting— Short Story Exchange Alumni . Poetry .. Jokes ... .. Gilbert Kelly, Charles Kimble, John Ware, Catharine Leeke, Norman Burke, Mary Russell, Margaret Brinton, Charles Kimble, Carolyn Martindale, ..... Janet Walton, .. Richard Oswald, ’26 '26 ’26 ’27 ’26 ’26 ’27 ’26 ’26 ’27 ’26 Class Reporter Senior............... Mabel Hindman, ’26 Senior Commercial .... Elma Dutton, ’26 Junior ........... Margaret Broomell, '27 Sophomore ............ Martha Russell, ’28 . eshman ................ Anne Gorman, ’29 Business Staff Business Manager. . Chester Passmore, 26 Assist. Business Manager— Dickey Hutchison, ’27 Advertising Committee— John Baer, ’27 Everett Morris, ’27 Glenn Thompson, ’27 Clarence Cheek, ’26 Vol III JUNE. MCMXXVI No. 3 CONTENTS w r A Dedication .............. Faculty Notes ........... Home and School League Senior Class ........... 1. History ......... 2. Will ........... 3. Gift to School ... 4. Washington Trip 5. Commercial Notes 6. Class Notes ..... 7. Charm School ... 8. Poem ............ 9. Dictionary ..... Junior Class ............ Sophomore Class ......... Freshman Class .......... Alumni .................. Art Club................. Girls’ Athletics ........ Boys’ Athletics ......... Koo-Koo Kwestion Box . . Short Story ............. Fun Mill ............... Page 3 Page 6 Page 6 Page 8 Page 21 Page 23 Page 24 Page 25 Page 26 Page 27 Page 28 Page 29 Page 30 Page 31 Page 37 Page 40 Page 42 Page 43 Page 46 Page 48 Page 49 Page 51 Page 53 FACULTY OF OXFORD SCHOOLS June, 1926 THE KERNEL Faculty Notes A number of the teachers who have proved to he efficient instructors dur- ing the past year, expect to leave Ox- ford at the close of school. Miss Mary Jacobs, the popular and capable director of music for the past four years, will teach in New Jersey. Miss ltehekah Hunter of the English department, expects to teach in a high school near Philadelphia. Those Sen- iors who took part in the class play, wish to express their appreciation of Miss Hunter’s patience and ability, in coaching “The Charm School. The boys will lose Mr. Schmidt, Ath- letic Coach. Mr. Schmidt has only been with us for one year, but he has raised the standard of the boys’ teams considerably. Miss Gladys Tobias, Latin and Span- ish Instructor, also plans to shake the dust of Oxford from her feet. Miss Tobias will return to her home in Wilkes-Barre, and may teach next year near that city. Mrs. MoOleary, of the second grade, has resigned her position in Oxford. She is now under quarantine for scar- let fever, her place being filled by Miss Helen Reisler. The marriage of Miss Oella Liggett of Carlisle, who taught many of us a large part of the Latin and Spanish that we know, to Mr. Malcolm Scott, of Oxford, will take place in the near future. The engagement of Miss B. . Hunt- er to Mr. Phillip Edgar Opp, now of Chester, was announced recently. Con- gratulations, Miss Hunter! Mrs. Fount Robinson of last year’s faculty, will receive the degree of A. M. at Vanderbilt University, Tennes- see, in June. She plans to teach next year. The Seniors wish all possible success to the teachers who are leaving this year, as well as to those of the faculty who expect to remain in Oxford. Home and School League The Oxford Home and School League met on the 22nd of December, 1925, for the purpose of electing new offic- ers. The nominating committee re- ported the following: Mrs. C. C. Campbell—President Mrs. R. A. Walker—1st Vice-Pre- Mrs. Lewis Collins—2nd Vice-Pres. .Mrs. A. V. Hall—Recording Sec’y. Mrs. R. W. Meloney—(’or. Sec’y. Mrs. Howard Walton—Treasure. Another meeting was hel l March 2!), 1926 in the High School Auditorium. Here it was learned that Oxford was the only league in the state, that had responded to the National ( all for a Summer Round Cp of I hildren enter- ing the First Grade and. that our or- ganization, while not winning first or second place, was entitled to a Blue Ri: bon. Ti e Oxford League was also one of seven leagues who made their presi- dent a life member of the Chester County League by a payment of ten dollars. Always though!fill of the needs of the School, the league presented to us, a Volume Library. 6 OLIVE BOYD % June, 1926 THE KERNEL 1926 Senior Class 1926 JOSEPH SCOTT EAILY “Sook” Soccer Team 1U-IV; Base Ball Team IV; Spanish Club 111; Charm School Cast IV; Cherrv Blossom Cast II; Gypsy Rover Cast III: Class Basket Ball I-1I-III; Class Base Ball I-lI-Iil. “Sook” is a great joker and certainly enjoys a trick on someone, lie’s mighty good-natured, too, especially where girls are concerned. He leaves a host of admir- ers and well wishes in O. 11. S. WALTER WARNER BLACKBURN “Lucy” Varsity Basket Ball IV; Varsity Soccer IV; Cherrv Blossom Cast II: Class Basket Ball II1-1V. Who can look at this cheerful, happy- go-lucky “Lucy” without seeing him as he really is—an irrepressible, humorous young man? His “IIow about that, kid” will no doubt long he a slang expression of the lower classmen. One choice little phrase, “The life of the party”, easily characterizes him. 8 June, 1926 T'HE KERNEL CLYDE LYNWOOD BOYD “Snapper” Soccer Reserve III. This tall, thoughtful young man is. to 1 ur mind, a useful member of the class. Where would the “nourishment” hounds he v ifhout Clyde and his Ford? Although iuiet and shy he is studious and will one day w:n fame as a bookkeeper. HELEN ISABELLE BRUMFIELD “Honey” Typing Awards from: n. Remington Co.—ni-IV Underwood ’o.—III-IV I- C. Smith Co.—III-IV � tTl ?eF.sm®a!-IvfUD f‘,r HrSt ,aCe Ty II‘« Helen’s speed has won for her the title Star lypist of (). H. S.“ Dame Rumor in forms us that “Iloney is going to be a nurse. We know she will succeed, and we wish her all the luck in the world. NORMAN BURKE “Burky” Cheer Leader IV: Spoiling Editor IV; School Cast IV: Spanish Club III. “Charm Murky’s “Let’s get hot” was the start- ing note of the lab. orchestra. Again he proved himself worthy as our cheer- leader and pepped tip our boys to victory. Yes. we’re proud of our class-mate! No task has lie begun and left unfinished. Stick to it, Norman, and you are certain to succeed. 9 THE KERNEL June, 1926 ELSIE ELIZABETH EWING “Elsie” Refreshment Committee Spanish Club II! A quiet, demure little girl with dimples. She can’t help being a success with the added advantage those dimples give her. We’ll gamble Elsie makes good in some- thing, (matrimony included). CROCKETT CLARENCE CHEEK “Cheeksie” V:� 4 8ltv Soccer IV: Soccer Reserve III; Span- ish Club III: Decoration Committee Spanish Club Party III: Kernel Staff IV. Clarence is a good worker and very prominent in Athletics and other activ- ities. 11 is work on the advertising depart- ment lias helped very much in establish- ing the Kernel as a standard publication in Oxford. We know that ( .arence thru his persevering energy and talent will be- come a success wherever he goes. ELMA VIOLA DUTTON “Hon Class Ba ket Ball I-1I-I1I: Class Hockey TV a in III: Tv-pins Awards: a. Remington Co.— 111 -1 V; 1 . L. Smith Co. lll-IY: c. Under- wood Co—IIT-IV. West Chester Composition Contest IV; Commercial Senior Reporter Kern- . IV. Honor Roll. Somehow no one lias ever escaped from the charm of that curly-haired, smiling eyed commercial. With her sunny coun- tenance and disposition, Elma will make d most efficient stenog for somebody. 10 THE KERNEL June, 1926 HELEN LOUISE FERGUSON “Fergie” Class Basket Ball IV; Class Base Ball IV. One of the three rarities of our class, t VO of whom are Helen’s. She has long hair! Who wouldn’t envy her? Even though wr ve known her only sinee she •frine from Coleraine, we “guarantee” her to ho lively, a good sport, and lovable, and—what could explain her better than dependable ? ALYCE CATHARINE FITZGERALD “Sheba” Typing Awards; a. Remington Co.—IV; b. L. Smith Co.—IV: c. Underwood Co. IV. Class Basket Ball III; Class Hockey III. A jolly pal. and a friend to all—mu own Sheba. Always ready to lend a help- ing hand and deserving any praise that is given her. MABEL ESTEELE HINDMAN “Chink” (’lass Vice President I: Class Basket Bal 'Peam I-II; Treasurer of Spanish Club II; As sistant Secretary Spanish Club III; Varsit Basket Ball IIT-IV: Hockey III-IV; Captain o I loc k� ' Team IV; Vice President of Debatin; Club III; “Charm School” heroine IV; Kerne Staff III-IV: Honor Roll. iiink has not only been our heroine n several plays, but we know she is als capable of capturing some worth} youth’s heart in her pathway of life None could know her but to love her. Sin has stolen our hearts with a charm in . smile and twinkling eves. £ 11 1926 THE KERNEL THEODORE JONES “So’s your old man” Varsity Base Bull I-III-IV; Varsity Soccer IV: Kernel Advertisement Committee III: School (Orchestra I-1 I-III-IV; Class Base Ball I-11.1 II: Spanish Clui� III: “Charm School ' Cast TV: •'Gypsy Rover” Cast III: Class Basket Ball JI-T1I. Ted’s the leader of the school orches- tra and the best Saxophone player in town. We predict a future for him as a great orchestra leader and popular song writer. And say, when it comes to poetry—Well, he’s a future Longfellow. ESTHER JACKSON HERR “Es” Varsltv Basket Ball IV: Countv Basket Ball Team IV; Tennis Manager IV: Clas.v Basket Ba!l IV: Class Base Ball IV: Art Club ! . This demure little maid from Fulton entered the Senior i .ass in September, and we have been glad ever since that she did. She proved to be an excellent center on the basket ball team. Maybe that Junior gave her some pointers on rhe center position “Ks is a good atn letie, a good pah and a good mixer. BARBARA MARIE HOFFMAN “Wee-Wee” ('lass Treasurer I-11: Varsltv Hockey Team HI Varsitv Basket Ball 111-1V: Class Hockey II MI-1V: Underwood Typlnsr Awards 1II-IV; Play Festival Badjre Contest HI: “Gypsy Rov- er ' Cast III: “Charm -School” Cast IV. A room full of two hundred people. A sudden giggle. Everyone instinctively turns to the Senior row, for who doesn t known that own special laugh of “Wee Wee’s”? Her good Matured disposition has won for her many friends who will never forget her. 12 THE KERNEL une, 1926 JOE HAINES KIRK ••Kirky” Vic- President II Treasurer Class III: Chair- man of Decorating Committee I-IT-IIMV; Var- 1Hast Hall II-III-IV: Canta In Varsity Base 1 Din l ; Varsltv Srircer II-III-IV; Captain Var- s tv Soccer II-III-IV; Varsitv Basket Hall III- l ; Cherry Blossom C.ist II: Gypsy Hover Cast III: BnsTo .s Manager Kernel I -11; Class Hasket Hall I-II-III-IV: Class Basket Hall I- herever there is real action of any him] there one finds “Kirky”. And what- ever In enters lie always does his level best. 11 c has been the king-pin on many II- S. athletic teams and has al- ways played clean and hard. Kirky cer- tainly has at least two of the necessary requisites for a happy life, namely, health and popularity. KATHARINE ELIZABETH KEEN “Baby” Debating Club III; Snanisi Club III; Ukelele Vlub 111: ('lass Hoekev Team III; Program Committee Spanish Club Partv III; Gypsy Hover Chorus III; Art Club IV: Moekev Team Sub. IV; Charm. School” Cast IV’; Honor Roll. Last year Elizabeth came to us from Nottingham and since then made herself dispensable among us. Unselfish, stu- dious, fun-loving, and charming arc ad- jectives which describe our smiling Betty. WALTER WALKER LAURIE “Shucks” Varsitv Track Team I: Varsity Base Ball IV: ( lass Base Hall III: Class Basket Hall III-IV. Walter Laurie is a bit bashful, but probably a certain Alumna—a member of the ( .ass of 2o, would tell you differ- ently. We can always depend on Walter; he is one of those steady, reliable fellows, The kind that's always there and there on time. 13 April. 1926 THE KERNEL ELSIE REBEKAH LOVE “Lovie” “Charm School ' Cast IV. “The life of the class” describes Lovie exactly. Always ready with a smile and a word to cheer you when things don’t ir,, along right. A friend to the girls and boys and a good sport. RACHEL ERMA LYNCH ‘ Rae ’ ’ Class Basket Hal . IV: Class Base Hall IV. Ouiet. demure, smiling, and modest is this girl from New London. Y ho could ask for a hotter combination? If you hunted the whole world over, we're sure ou couldn’t find a better. CAROLYN VIRGINIA MARTINDALE “Karlon” Varsity Basket Hall Team II III. IV: Basket Ball Manager IV: Class Basket Ball Team 1- ii-II I: Varsltv Hockey Team 111-1V: Class Hockey Team III: Declamation Contest I: Bart ire Contest I -11: Sjnnlsn Club 11-111: ! « - Latiiur Club III: Kernel Stiff II III-1V: •(’harm School' Cast IV: Junior B cent ion Committe� III: Spanish Bart'- Committee II: I’nderwoort and I a C. Smith Typing Awards: Honor Roll. In hockey and basket ball she’s a whiz, and with her gay animati: n mo can dis- pel gloom from the darkest class room. % 14 THE KERNEL June, 1926 EMMA ELIZABETH McGOVERN “Em” Member of Spanish Club Il-lll: Class' Basket I',. M ‘ : S,ass IJa«e I la 11 Team l-II- i VI -1V : ( aptain Class Rage Itull I-II-ill-lv “Charm School Cast IV; Class Hockey Team “Kin’’ is just brimful of fun and “no kiddin Her motto is: “Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you w eep alone. We are always very anxious when Kmnia hasn’t left the farm until the .ast bell rings, and we eagerly await her arrival at school. Never fear, Km, you’ll get there! DOROTHY HAVERSTICK MELONEY “Dct” Typing Awards from: a. I,. C. Smith Co. IV; I . Laderwood Co. IV; c. Remington Co. IV: Cherry Hlossom Cast II: Ckelele Cluh III; Chairman Refreshment Committee Junior- Senior Reception III: “Charm School ’ Ticket •Manam IV’; Receiving: Committe Jr. Recep- tion III. As a ticket seller, she’s a wow. As a good sport, can’t be beaten. And as for encouraging one armed driver — ARTHUR GOULD NOBLE “Sunshine” Arthur is one of our most deserving classmates, quiet and reserved, but a fine !el!o.v. He has worked hard, achieving a miecess won purely on his own merit. Alay your sunny smile never fade! 15 June, 1926 THE KERNEL RICHARD LYTER OSWALD LOUISE NEWLIN PUSEY “Pusey Hockey Team IV; lias.- Ball Reserve IV: 'Charm School! ' Cast IV': Second Captain Sen- ior Athletics IV. Our opinion is that Avondale lost one of its most lovable citizens when it allowed Pusey to move to Oxford. We wish that we had had Pusey with us throughout our whole high school course. She's so studious, and jolly, and she surely has a wav with the hoys! “Dick” Kernel Advertising Committee IV: Kernel Joke Editor IV; Charm School Cast IV . Cvpsv Rover Stage Manager III: (jyps Cover Scenery Committee HI: Charm School Scenery Manager IV: Charm School Stage Manager IV: Charm School Business Manager IV; Art Club IV’. Isn’t “Dick” one of the most popular hoys in school? No doubt about it, he is. One glance at Dick'n face shows tin wit and quiet humor concealed there. As for what he has done for the school his work in various school plays speaks for him. if our class-mate “Dick” ever has “any hard sledding” in life we know that his wonderful sense of humor will pull him i hronerh. CHESTER BARRY PASSMORE “Ike” President of Class I; Vice President of Class II: Treasurer of Class IV: Spanish Club III; Kernel Business Manager IV'; Basket Balf Team 11 -111 -1V: Captain of Basket Ball IV; Soccer T � n II1-IV: Base Ball Manager IV’: High s' hoal Orchestra II: (rvpsy Rover Cast HI: •’harm School Cast IV; Junior Refreshment Committee III. “{ het” has proved himself an ambi- tious and willing worker for the good of 0. II. S. IIow could one help smiling at -hi pranks, lie is full of pep and always ready for action. Yes. Chet, you’ve won the respect and admiration of your fel- low class-mates, and we know you'll win success in the future. 16 THE KERNEL June, 1926 HELEN MARIE SHOEMAKER “Shoie” Class Basket Ball I-II-III-IV; Captain Class Basket Ball III; Manager Class Base Ball III; First Captain Class Athletic Team IV; Class Hockey IV: Decoration Committee III: Ukelele Club III: Art Club IV; Play Festival Badge Contest I-II: Cherry Blossom” Cast II; Rem- ington Co. Typing Certificate IV. No one ever saw Helen when she was- n’t either blushing (or saying “Love me, Hon!” or thinking of a certain young man who lives in the vicinity of Lincoln). Helen is a sure-enough fun-making, lov- able girl. MARY LA FORGE RUSSELL “Molly” Varsity Hockey Team I1I-IV; Manager Hock- ey Team IV: Score Keeper. Basket Ball III-IV: 1 'lass' Basket Ball Team I-II-III; Class Hockey Team III-IV: Kernel Staff III-IV; Spanish Club II-III; Committee for Spanish Club Party II- 111; President Debating Club III; Debating I'eam III: Declamation Contest II; Composition contest III: National Oratorical Contest IV; Class President IV; Charm School” Cast IV: Delegate to Interscholastic Conference III; Committee for Freshman Party I; Student Ad- ory Board IV: Art Club IV; Honor Roll. Then is no need to say that Mary will succeed in life’s journey; her capability and interest in school activities have shown us that she will acquire fame. On entering college next year we know she will find many friends in her fellow- classmates. Yes, Mary, you will make us proud of our Class President. Need we say it? ALMA MARIE SHELLIN Al” Secretary Class II-III-1V; Spanish Club HI; Debating Club III; Kernel Class Reporter III; Reception Committee for Junior Reception III. Alma, in accordance with her name, is the kind spirit of our class. See her hair! No, it’s not curly. Is it any wonder there’s a certain attraction between Ken- nett, say three times a week? 17 June, 1926 THE KERNEL MARY ELEANOR TRIMBLE “Met” Basket Ball IV: Class Basket Ball Team IV; Charm School” Cast IV; Class Base Ball Team IV. She’s good fun. good-natured, a good athlete, and a good actor. In fact, she's good at just about everything she does. And she’s a good talker, dust say, “Ful- ton High” to her and you'll realize that she’s better than a good talker. WILMA ALICE VANNOY “Billy” Varsity Basket Ball IV: Class Base Ball IV. Wilma doesn’t talk much; she has that quiet, southern charm that belongs to the girls from sunny Virginia. If pluck and perseverance mean anything, then Wilma will succeed. CHARLES PATTERSON WEBSTER “Pat” Varsity Track Team IV. New London sent us “Pat” and we surely do thank them. “Pat” has been a credit to the school from the time he arrived. We notice that this classmate of ours never indulges in any downright foolishness. He always directs his ener- gies where they’ll do the most good. 18 THE KERNEL June, 1926 VIOLA LOUISE WHITE “Slim” Class Hockey Team III: class Base Ball learn I-II-III-IY. For oin- whole four years in High School Viola lias been one of us. And now lliaf we all are soon to be separated, to ibis diligent, deserving, ambitious, and thoroughly likable girl, we predict a promising future iu her well-chosen field, that of nursing. THEODORA MAUDE WOOLLENS “Dora” Member of Art Club IV. Dora has only been with ns this year, as she was in New London High School lor three years. She has a charming smile and a pleasant personality and should make many friends in future life, as she has in 0. II. S. ALBERTA LETITIA WORTH “Bertie” “Oh Heck!” •citarm School Cast XV: Member of the Art Club IV. “ Bcrtv comes from New London and wc know New London High School was sorry to see her go. However, what was their loss was our gain, as she certainly has been a welcome addition to the class. Alberta is some actress as she took part in “Charm School” and also in several New London plays last year. Good luck to you, Alberta, and we hope you will have as many friends in later life as you have in O. II. S. 19 June, 1926 THE KERNEL CHARLES BARRY KIMBLE 1 Charlie ’ Associati Kernel IN’: «CnnmUtee IV. Keillor Kernel IV: Kxchanjse Kdltpr Advisory Board IV; Class N ill IV: Manager Senior Minstrel Group A rare combination of wit, humor and good fellowship, that makes him an out- standing member of tin elass. Always happy and cheerful; he is also a talented radiotrician, performing marvels for the layman. ’2b is mighty glad to have you with them. “Charlie’ . GILBERT REA KELL “Kelly” Advertising Dept. Kernel II. Junior Editor Kernel 111: Kdltor-in-Chlef Kernel IV: Secre- • arv of Class 1: President of Class I1-II1 . Vico Piesldent of Class IV: -Clarence Cast I: ••(ivi).sy Rover Cast 111: Charm School Cast IV; Varsitv Basket Ball I1-11I-IV; Varsity Track Team l-II-III-IV: Varsity Soccer Team IV: Manager Basket Ball 1II-IV: Interscholas- tic Conference 11-IN: Party Committee l-H- III: Class Basket Ball I-II-III-IV; Advisory Board IV. Kelly has shown us unusual talents along many lines, especially as an am- bitious leader and athlete in our various school activities. Best luck to you Kelly, in the future! 20 % A twelve year retrospect recalls thirty trembling, curious, excited ad- venturers entering the first grade of the Oxford Public School, then being taught by Miss Jennie Picking. An eager look was in each anxious eye as they marched shyly down the aisle, taking in all the new features of the school room- Some were frightened and three or four tried to sit in the same seat lest they should be separated and some goblin suddenly appear and de- vour them. Here we learned our A. B, C’s and by the end of the year all could write legibly and read fairly well. Our teach- er was very patient and was the vic- tim of many a spit ball from Alfred Wright or Howard Winchester. When this year was completed we were not so strange and were more familiar, so that when the time approached for us to enter the second grade, we all rush- ed in, making as much noise as pos- sible, rushing for seats like a grand rush for some sale in a ladies’ store. Mrs. Harry Wilson was the next vic- tim. She was much larger and more strict and many hands were ruled in this grade on account of some of- fense. In this year, we added one more to our happy group. He was a little boy with dark mischievous eyes, who partook of all the deviltry com- mitted by several of the boys and who assisted in adding more forms of en- joyment to the others- Haines Kirk was always present when anything happened and usually in deep study when Mrs. Wilson in- quired who had done the act. Our next trip was a journey up those steps to the third grade and getting acquainted with Miss Myrtle Phillips. Here our brain capacity was enlarg- ed and our acquaintance likewise. Alma Shellin, with her quiet and gentle ways, entered our group and has remained faithful to us through our school journey. With Alma, came another friend. Walter Blackburn, alias “Lucy”, who became a member of our class and has been with us ever since. In September 1017, we walked out of the old school building never to re- turn, and entered that large red brick building that we had always admired and longed to enter. My! How we thrilled to run up those steps and how proud we felt. We were now in the new school building. Miss Charlotte Way was the firs! to greet us here and through her efforts we learned many new things that have been found use- ful in our later years- Helen .Shoe- maker now joins us with her smiles and pleasing ways, and becomes our friend. Our fourth grade left us with a broader imagination of what was coming in the fifth, and on a sunny morning in September we gaily trod to school and were me! by a much be- loved teacher. Miss Viola Stafford. We made our first booklets in this grade, and many had ideas of becoming prose writers. Our school was very much crowded at this time and it was necessary to take eight pupils into the sixth grade to continue their fifth grade work. Many jealousies arose on account of this, but were soon forgotten when thev were united the next year. M iss Kathryn Cannon was our teach- er and with her guiding hand and humor we learned that all was not play in school. Miss Cannon was very fond 21 une, 1926 THE KERNEL of walking, and quite a few walks did we take, and alluring pictures were taken that created a good laugh as we look hack upon them now. A little girl with a sunny faee and a great mind joined us this year. Mary Russell came with us, to bring more sunshine into our class. Seventh grade! My, how important we fe'.t as we walked into that room! Miss Margaret Terry, patient and kind, was loved by all. and many wise things did she tell us. For instance, that raisins were much more healthy than sour pickles to eat in school- Many hearts were saddened this year by the departure of one of our beloved classmates, Fulton Thompson, who had been our loyal friend for seven years. Richard Oswald and Mabel Ilindman came, however, with their cheerfulness to comfort us in our grief. We were now prepared for the eighth grade. Ilow we dreaded to go into that grade, after hearing all the rum- ors of Miss Josephine Armstrong. However, we found her a most agree- able person and very harmless. She taught us many things that we have found useful and at the end of the term all of us felt a deep respect for her. We were made to work and to value time, our English and knowledge being very much increased. We lost many of our fellow playmates in this grade, due to inefficiency, and only sixteen of our original class entered the High School. We were greeted in the eighth grade by Carolyn Martin- dale, who came from the sunny south, with her bright smiles and laughing face. High School! Freshmen! How green we felt, and frightened, as we stumbl- ed up those steps, trying to put on a brave front. Initiation! The one great fear of all Freshmen- What great ter- rors we felt and pictures of lions and swords passed through our minds. Mr. Patterson, the Principal at this time, announced one day. that no initiation would be allowed and many weak hearts needed attention. Five more were added this year: Elsie Love, El- ina Dutton, Emma McGovern, Viola White and Joseph Bailey, without whom we could not possibly have got- ten along. Our class officers were: President, John 11. Ware; Vice-Pres- ident. Mabel Hindman; Secretary, Gil- bert Kelly; Treasurer, Marie Hoffman; ( Iaso Historian. Mary Russell. We gave a successful Thanksgiving party this year and had the best Good Eng- lish Week for chapel programs. Our Sophomore year passed with a Christmas party and many good times in the main room; also the Kernel was organized at this time. Norman Burke joined us this year, with his bashful ways and shy glances, but—“them days is gone forever.” Our class offic- ers for ’23 and ’24 were: President. Gilbert Kelly: Vice-President, Haines Kirk; Secretary, Alma Shellin; Treas- urer, Marie Hoffman. In our Junior year, four more were added: Elizabeth Keen, Elsie Ewing, Clyde Boyd and Clarence Cheek- We gave a literary and dance this year, which proved successful. Al- so our reception to the Seniors was the best ever. Our class officers this year were: President, Gilbert Kelly; Vice- President, Chester Passmore; Secre- tary; Alma Shellin; Treasurer, Gaines Kirk. We are now at the end of the road. Seniors! What glory there is in that word. Only seven of our original class have survived: Dorothy Melonev, Helen Brumfield, Alice Fitzgerald, Gilbert Kelly. Theodore Jones, Chester Passmore and Marie Hoffman. Our class officers for this year were: Pres- ident. Mary Russell; Vice-President, Gilbert Kelly; Secretary, Alma Shel- lin: Treasurer, Chester Passmore. We have been very busy all year with the sports, collection for Christmas Tree Fund, Senior bake, Senior play, Wash- ington trip, and at last commencement. We have added 13 more to our class this year, totalling 36. We have finally reached our goal, happy but sad. We must part from (Continued on pag 23) 22 HE KERNEL June, 1926 Class Will To Whom !t May Concern. He it hereby stated that we, the class of 1926, being of sound mind, but con- sidering the uncertainties of life, do make and publish these presents as and for our last will and testament, naming as our executor, the honorable William, (Mig Bill), Hutchison. First: To our principal, Mr. J, W. McMullen, we bequeath the rewritten English manuscripts which he can, no doubt, sell to Israel Whissel for a goodly sum. Also we leave our best wishes that Mr. McMullen may con- tinue to be tfie favorite teacher of the coming Senior classes as he was of ours. Second: To Mr. ('. W. I,eil we be- queath the broken test tubes, of which number .Joseph Baily has contributed the majority. Also in case it is needed, in old age, we leave the wig worn by Gilbert Kelly in the Charm School. Third: To Mr. ,1. Boss Miller we make a bequest of a new set of com- passes to use in making circles on the blackboard. (This set of compasses to be paid for by the school-board). And last, but not least, we leave the hope that he may continue with the future Senior classes his never-ending score of amusing anecdotes and valuable il- lustrations. Fourth: To Mr. Highberger we be- queath an observation tower, to be erected as high as possible at the front part of the study hall. Also a pair of binoculars to be used for the sole pur- pose of spying out evil-doers on the back rows. In addition to this valued (Continued from page 22) our friends and bid goodbye to dear old 0. II. S. and to our teachers, who have shown us every consideration and kindness. Soon all of us will choose his or her task in life and travel life’s path, but none of us will ever forget our school days at O. II. S. MARIE IIOFFMAN. ’2C equipment we leave him a pair of soft rubber-soled shoes, which he may no doubt use to good advantage in sneak- ing upon and grabbing unsuspecting pupils who happen to be loitering in the halls. Fifth: To Mr. Schmidt we leave the uniforms that the boys on the various teams did not bother to return. We al- so request that the Pennsylvania Rail- road furnish a freight car for trans- portation of said uniforms. Sixth: To Miss Jacobs we bequeath the charming falsetto voice of Gilbert Kelly and the whiskey tenor of Ike Passmore. We sincerely hope that Miss Jacobs appreciates these two musical bequests. Miss Jacobs has our very best wishes for her welfare and our hope that she may find her new posi- tion gratifying. Seventh: To Miss Hunter we leave all the June bugs which made the Charm School rehearsals hideous. And we bestow upon this popular teacher, also our heartiest wishes that the ma- trimonial ship in which she will pres- ently sail, will have a pleasant voyage. Eighth: To Miss Brabson we hereby will a set of noiseless typewriters so that it will not disturb the Kinder- garten in the adjoining room. Ninth: We bestow upon Miss Hunt- er and Mr. Schmidt the buggy which was used in the ( harm School and trust that they may have many enjoy- able rides together during the coming moonlight June nights. Also a Victrola and the record ‘‘Thanks for the Buggy Ride.” Tenth: To Glenn Thompson and John Baer, Gilbert Kelly and Chet Passim ore we leave the honor of being last ones out of the main room in going to Chemistry Class, and also the signal honor of receiving a bawling out from Mr. Leib. Eleventh: To the Freshmen, we, the Seniors, leave all the knot holes in the floors of the various rooms, so that 23 June, 1926 THE KERNEL when their teachers make them feel sufficiently small, they may crawl into them. Twelfth: To the Sophomores: We leave our charming personality. Thirteenth: To the Juniors we be- queath the various notes and explana- tions written in the leaves of the var- ious text books. Fourteenth! To the Honorable Stan- ley Crawford, Dorothy Meloney be- queaths a certain article of lingerie displayed in the Charm School produc- tion. This is with the stipulation that Stanley wear said article to school. Fifteenth: To Kirk Melrath, we be- queath all the stumps of cigars and cigarettes cnsumed in secret by the various members of the athletic teams. To this honorable dignitary we be- queath a dictionary containing the very best and latest expletives, in or- der that his present supply of verbal explosions will not become exhausted from swearing about the chalk which he is forced to pick from the floor at the end of every school day. In witness whereof. We have here- unto set our hand and seal this Twen- ty-third day of May, in the year of our Cord one thousand nine hundred and twenty-six. (Signed) SENIOR CLASS OF 1926 Witnesses: GEORGE G. BUNGLE CICERO SAPP Any information which may be de- sired about the contents of this docu- ment may be procured from the orig- inators, RICHARD L. OSWALD CHARLES B. KIMBLE OUR GIFT TO THE SCHOOL She's up there—Old Glory—no tyrant- dealt scars. No blur on her brightness—no stains on her stars; The brave blood of heroes hath crim soned her bars— She, the flag of our country forever. —Frank L. Stanton “The Flag of Our Country” One Hag, one land, one heart, one hand, One nation evermore. O. W. Holmes “Voyage of The Good Ship Union” ♦ “Shoot, if you must, this head, old gray But spare your country’s said. Hag.” she Whittier “Barbara Frietchie” Fling out, Hing out, with shout cheer and To all the winds Our Banner; Country’s To every bar, and every star, Displayed in full and glorious man- ner ! Blow, zephyrs, blow: keep the dear ensign Hying! Blow, zephyrs, sweetly mournful, sigh- ing, sighing, sighing. Abraham Coles “The Microuosm and Other Poems” • And the Star Spangled Banner in tri- umph shall wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave. F. S. Keys “The Star Spangled Banner” As a parting gift to the school, we, the class of ’26, have selected a beauti- ful silk Hag. “Old Glory”. It is fitted with an ornamental platform, holder and staff surmounted with a golden, spread eagle. We think it a most appropriate choice to express the gratitude of our class to “Old Oxford”; a symbol of that which has given us education and libertv. THE SENIOR CLASS . (Helen Shoemaker) Washington Taxi Driver (who has been handed a ten dollar bill by an O. II. S. student) : “Sorry Sir, but I ain’t got no change.” O. II. S. Stude—“Oh, well, that’s ali right; I ’ll just take the car and you can keep what’s left over.” 24 THE KERNEL June, 1926 The Washington Trip of Class '26 Wednesday morning at 3:45 of May 5th about 32 Seniors of Oxford High boarded the train for Washington, that is including “Mac” as a pupil. Oxford had the most representatives of any school, but West Grove, Ken- nett, and New London were aboard the train with flying colors. The various towns passed thru were certainly well serenaded. Imagine some of the residents thought Elwyn had broken loose. iStill, no one was to blame, as we were all out for a good time from the start of the journey to the end. The train pulled in Central Station, Washington, at 12.50 1’. M., followed by a grand rush, with suitcases flying, for the best seat in the sight-seeing busses. After an hour’s ride, consisting of viewing the residences of the foreign legations and prominent American politicians, and visiting the famous memorials in the parks, we visited the Corcoran Art Galley, Lincoln Memor- ial and the Pan American Building, from whence we “hiked” to the Burl- ington Hotel. All were weary and exhausted, but after dinner were refreshed and “rarin’ ” to go. About eight o’clock all went to the Congressional Library (I should say, were supposed to go). We returned to the Hotel about ten o’clock, whereupon many of the more lively members of the group retired to the roof garden. Several of the Ken- nett and West Grove girls being very sociable with Oxford boys. Burkv and 0. E. had a monopoly on the benches; “Sook” and L. had to stand. At about twelve, the house de- tective broke up the party and sum- moned us to bed. All lights were sup- posed to be out, but O my! “Mae” cer- tainly got a good “trimmin' ’ at “hearts”. “Sook” Baily, Kelly, and “Mac” were awakened early next morning by pillows flying high and low in Room 341. In Room 703 the boys were just turning in due to a celebration in the wee small hours. June, 1926 THE KERNEL The girls in Room 201 and Room 328 were awakened by the jangling of their telephones. (Who was at the other end of the wire?) Thursday morning we left the hotel at 8:30 for the Bureau of Printing and Engraving, followed by a visit to the Washington Monument, and the White House. That afternoon the crowd left for Mt. Vernon and Arlington Cem- etery on the electric line, returning by way of tlie Steamer. This trip every- one enjoyed immensely. That evening being at the disposal of tin- party, every one agreed to at- tend Keith’s Theatre, where they gave us a great many laughs for our money, Marie’s (Wee-Wee’s) giggle being es- pecially prominent. After the show nearly all the taxis in the city were summoned and the party went for a ride. (“Sook’s” and “Ike’s” bill amounted to $3.50). The last of the arrivals at the hotel how- ever, evinced great delight for the evening views of the Monument and Lincoln Memorial. Before the party arrived at twelve five the chaperons had the detective running all over the place, looking for the missing ones. Some indulged in COMMERCIAL SENIORS Since our last communication with you. Kernel readers, we have accom- plished many things, Perhaps the most important and the one of which we are proudest was the winning of the Silver Loving Cup, for which the Com- mercial Seniors of [last years have been seeking. This honor was award- ed to Helen Brumfield for First Place in the Typing Contest, held at West Chester, by the Taylor Business School. Helen has also won two gold pins. One from the L. C. Smith Bros. Typewriter Co., and the other from the Remington Typewriter Co. We feel that we can he justly proud that we have this honorary member in our class. Each member of our class has his oi- lier ambition to climb to a high posi- dancing. going to the roof garden and a few retired to their rooms. By 1 :30 everyone was in their rooms but not in bed. After the customary card game in each room, things were silent until about 3:00, when out of Room 341, four boys attired in pa- jamas and coats, stepped quietly in the hall, arusing the occupants in Rooms 201, 4Hi, 328. The gathering then paraded to the roof for the ann- ual “Pajama Parade.” Friday morning, the party visited the old and new National Museums. 'file Fish Commission and the Cap- itol were our last places of inspection. Some visited the Senate and Supreme Court, enjoying the interesting pro- cedures. Those who still had some ambition left, ascended the dome of the Capitol to gaze at the panorama of the city below them in all its beauty. The remainder left for the hotel in taxis. After lunch we gathered in the sight seeing busses to embark for the sta- tion, most regretting to say goodbye to Ihe hotel where we spent such a pleasant time. The train left at 3:13, arriving in Oxford without mishap at 6:30, with everyone tired but happv. CHESTER PASSMORE. ’26' tion in the business world. Time alone will tell how these ambitions have been followed and what they have led to. We bid farewell to each and every one of our readers. Attention, Kernel Readers! We have just found the favorite songs of the Commercial Seniors: Helen’s—“Cheatin’ On Me”. Alvce’s—“ What ’ll 1 Do?” Elsie’s—“Show Me The Way To Go 1 Iome”. Marie’s—“1 Had Some One Else Be- fore I Had You.” Elma ’� —“Sometime”. Clyde’� —“Whv Did I Kiss That Girl?” Dot’s—“Take Your Girlie To The Movies.” 26 THE KERNEL June, 1926 Senior Class Notes This will be the last bit of news from the Seniors of '2(i in the Kernel. Since the last issue we have been very, very buoy with all the work con- nected with graduating. The quaran- tine made a great break in the plans for the Washington trip and the re- enacting of the Charm School, but everything came out all right after we returned to school. A large number of the class went to Washington and from all accounts of the trip a good time was had by all. A detailed account of the trip will be found elsewhere in the issue. After much hard work on the part of the cast and on the part of Miss Hunter, the Charm School was brought up to the point that it could be given satisfactorily. The play was successful and was attended by a large, apprecia- tive audience. The Seniors extend their thanks to Miss Hunter for her valuable assist ance in coaching their play. The Seniors will soon be leaving Old Oxford High, never to return again as students. Next year members of our class will be found in widely separat- ed parts; most of them have already selected their future courses. Helen Shoemaker will enter the In- dustrial Art School at Philadelphia, Pa. Helen Ferguson has selected Millers- ville State Normal School at Millers- ville. Pa. Mima Dutton and Elsie Love will follow business careers. Alice Fitzgerald will also try her hand at business. Marie Hoffman will undoubtedly be a hotel mistress. Emma McGovern will enter West Chester State Normal at West Chester, Pa. Mabel Hindman enters University of Delaware. Helen Brumfield will enter the Meth- odist Hospital, Philadelphia, Pa., as a student nurse. Mary Russell will be found at Wooster College. Wooster, Ohio. Elizabeth Keen, Rachel Lynch, Vi- ola White, Elsie Ewing, and Patterson Webster will pursue their studies at West Chester State Normal. Louise Pusey will enter the Indus- trial Art School. Philadelphia, Pa. Carolyn Martindale is undecided, but will take up her studies at either the University of Delaware, Newark, Del., or Sweet Briar College. Wilma Vannoy has not made up her mind whether the II. of Delaware or Boone College will be her future school. Esther Ilerr has chosen Philadelphia Business College, Philadelphia, Pa. Theodora Woollens will enter Gold- ey College, Wilmington, Del. Alberta Worth will enter Millers ville State Normal. Mary Trimble enters training for a nurse at General Hospital, Lancaster, Pa. Alma Shellin will enter Methodist Hospital, Philadelphia, Pa., as student nurse. Dorothy Meloney has chosen the Presbyterian Hospital, Philadelphia, Pa., to train for nursing. Walter Lawrie, Clyde Boyd, Rich- ard Oswald, Haines Kirk, and Walter Blackburn are undecided, but. will probably take up business careers. Arthur Noble and Chester Passmore will enter the University of Pennsyl- vania, Philadelphia. Pa. Norman Burke will enter Penn State, State College, Pa. Joseph Bailv will enter George School, Langhorn. Pa. Theodore Jones and Clarence Cheek will study at Drexel Institute, Phila- delphia, Pa. Charles Kimble will enter the Uni- versity of Delaware, Newark, Del. Gilbert Kelly will enter Wesleyan University, Middletown. Connecticut. ELM A D UTTON, ’26 27 June, 1926 THE KERNEL CHARM SCHOOL A SUCCESS On May 21st, the Senior class play, “the Charm School”, was given to an appreciative audience. The produc- tion was in every way just as success- ful as it was last fall. The success of the play was as last time, due to the efforts of “the guiding star”, Miss K. V. Hunter, and her able assistants, Mr. William Schmidt and Miss Jacobs. The audience seemed quite surprised at the talent of high school pupils and from time to time clapped their ap- proval of the parts played by the ec- centric old maid, Miss Carolyn Martin- dale; the heroine, Miss Mabel Hind- man, and the “irresistible” hero, Mr. Chester Passmore. The Lincoln University Dance Or- chestra furnished their syncopation at the beginning of the program and also while the scenery was being changed. The audience also had the pleasure of listening to violin selections by Miss Frances Passmore and Mr. Richard Iloenninger. At this time the Senior Class wishes to express its appreciation of the work done by Richard Oswald. “Dick” was tireless in his efforts in getting things into shape for the play. All he did was to help move the furniture, make the chart, mark all the tickets, letter the theatre seats, arrange the scenery and collect the ads for the programs. We surely do thank “Dick” for his work. People have told us that “The Charm School” is one of the best High School plays they have seen. We are proud to think that the Class of ’2fi produced it. HI-LITES OF CHARM SCHOOL We wonder if Dave is wearing his “It. V. D.’S” which George pulled out of the wash bucket. It is said that Chet Passmore was very much disappointed when the audience did not applaud enough for the final part of the last act to be re- peated. GUESS WHO? Is the favorite teacher of the Senior Class. Believes that outside activities should never be allowed to interfere with school lessons. Keeps his classes so interesting that we think the last bell has rung too soon. Keeps the study hall so quiet that you could hear a pin drop (that is if any one has nerve enough to drop one). Is the best banjo player and singer in the country. Made the “Charm School” the best play ever seen in Oxford. Knows more about Spanish and Latin than the rest of us know about Eng- lish. Is the best friend of the Commercial Seniors. Puts on the best operettas that ever were or will be seen in Oxford. Causes a great throng of students to gather in Room 8 every Monday and Tuesday afternoons. Gives students advice as to how he would run things around here if he was boss. R. 0., ’2 i Chet P.—Well, Well, Bill, how did you get your feet all cut up? Jump in- to a bunch of scrap iron or something? Bill II.—No, I was standing on an iron grating uptown and a safe fell and hit me on the head. “Repeat the words the defendant used”, said counsel for the plaintiff in a case of slander. “I’d rather not”, said the witness, timidly; “they were hardly words to tell to a gentleman.” “1 see,” said counsel; “then whis- per them to the judge.”—(Tit-Bits) “George, what are you reading?” “Don’t bother me! Damn it! Shut up! Don’t you see I’m studying this book of etiquette?”—(Judge). THE KERNEL June, 1926 A Senior John Brown, he was a talented boy For his teachers told him so. lie sat among the Seniors, The brightest in the row. lie never got less than ninety In his studies manifold— Oh, he was a bright and promising boy As he was often told. The crowd was surging at the door, ’T’was his Commencement night; Came father and mother and Aunty Sue, And his sisters ’twain to see the sight. The trustees beamed upon him As he took his honored place, A solid, silvery Senior With pride stamped on his face. As he spoke the valedictory Pa’s bosom swelled with pride, And he whispered hoarse to Ma “He’ll tan this old world’s hide.” The small town was not large enough IIis ideas bright to hold; So he traveled to a city large This young crusader bold. A mighty corporation “Dusenhauser’s Olive Oil”, Offered bright young men positions For both brain or muscle toil. Here came John Brown, the promising one, To get him a glorious job; But here he met opposition So stupid t’would make you sob. The personnel man was at his desk, Ilis eye roved down the line; He called John Brown before him John asked for his job so fine. A superintendent director’s job Would be his pick at first; Of course, he’d want promotion When his ideas on the world had burst. The personnel man looked askance, “Can you shovel coal?” said he, “They never taught me that at school ”, Said John. “No stoker’s job for me.” ( an you carry a hod?” He eagerly asked; “Why of course not”, said John— “Such a low browish task.” “Can you lay brick or nail shingles?” Was the next thing he said; “They didn’t teach me that at school” Said John, and shook his head. “-My boy”, said the man— “Just isten to me, And I’ll tell you how Your job should be.” “We have eleven thousand clerks, Our offices are full; But we have no men to shovel coal Or men to push and pull. Our carpenters are worse than none, We pay them double wages, They do not work, they just have fun, The way they loaf is outrageous.” So Johnny stalked away disgusted, To get him a white collar job. For hard work he had never lusted, He had always been rather a snob. At Kirkenresior’s Lemon Squeezers” He heard flic self-same tale; And every other place he went He met that very wail. At last in desperation He grabbed the first train home, He found the old plantation, He saw the silo’s dome. He found the old man milking By the light at early morn; Says he, “Say Had, can you give me a job Home here a’cuttin’ corn?” 29 DICKEY June, 1926 THE KERNEL CLASS DICTIONARY Questions to be answered on Exam- ination Day and when answered will •jive a complete dictionary of the “( lass of ’26”, with their favorite sayings! (Answer “Yes” or “No”!) DO YOU KNOW ? Why Mary Trimble has reduced her rations? (“Huh!”) That Joe Bailey is “Speed King” and only has time to sleep during study period? (Is .at rite?”) That Betty Keen is the fussiest? (Evi- dently!”) When Elsie Love refuses chewing gum? (“Tell that to somebody else!”) That Dot Meloney is always talking about a “Bob”? (“Got anything to eat ?”) Why Helen Brumfield is star typist? ( Ow, gwan!”) Whv Carolyn never laughs when tickl- ed? (“Oh, de-ar!”) That Marie Hoffman is softest giggler? (Ain't that dum?”) That Alma Shellin is our shouting Methodist? (“Aw, I don’t care.”)' When Dick Oswald told a new joke? (“Ya. but listen to this one!”) That Ted Jones is class musician and radio fan? (“You pulled one!”) That Mary Russell is our orator? (“Oh, ye-s. th-at's right!”) That Walter Lawrie is most bashful? (“Shucks, piffle.”) That Haines Kirk is our dancing sheik? (“Stick, boy, stick, don’t leave us.”) That Walter Blackburn is the greatest loafer? (So’s your ole man!”) That Mabel Hindman is to be leading ladv in Zeigfield Follies? (“Don’t be silly!”) That Gilbert Kelly is the biggest bluff- er in “Trig” Class? (“Know yer Chemistry?”) Where Charles Kimble gets all his money for tips and where he got his new girl? God bless the Alumni! (“Wow”) Why Chester Passmore kept, the oper- ator busy calling Room 201, while in Washington? (“Good Gosh!’ ) That Clarence Cheek is best natured? (“ Dog gonnit!”) What makes Viola White the most studious? (“Huh?”) Why Wilma Vannoy and Rachel Lynch are always late for school? (“I should worry!” (Ya don’t say so!”) That Elsie Ewing is going to be a missionary? (“Oh, my, goodness!”) That Helen Ferguson is the fastest talker? (“Such simpleness!”) That Arthur Noble is the soberest? (“Got yer “Trig” done?”) When Emma McGovern has stopped talking? (“Whata I care?”) That Alberta Worth and Theodora Woollens are New London vamps? (“Oh, Glory!”—Oh, Heck!”) When Patterson Webster is going to sell his Ford? (“C’n ’y do this “Trig question?”) Why and with whom Louise Pusey vis- ited the “Roof Garden” of Burling- ton Hotel”, while in Washington? (“My cow”) When will Alice Fitzgerald stop curl- ing her hair? (“Yell?”) That Esther Herr is always thinking of a “Bill”? (“My, Gosh!”) That Alma Dutton is most illuminat- ing? (“No, kiddin'?”) Why Clyde Boyd blushes so easily? (“What 'y care?”) Whether Helen Shoemaker will go to Art School? (“Well, for crying out loud!”) Why Norman Burke goes to West Grove so often? ( Get hot!”) The latest? (The Janitor has it!) Where the Class of 1626 will be one year hence? (Jail). Helen Shoemaker .... Norman Burke Visitor—Does your father play golf? Little Boy—No, he learned to swear like that in College. 30 Mr. McMullen (in p. O. 1). Class)— What is the chief reason for divorce? Ike—Marriage, of course. VHE KERNEL J une, 1926 O. II. S. TYPING EXPERT MISS HELEN BRUMFIELD ’26 who captured the first place in typing at the West Chester County Meet. Helen has upheld her sister’s reputation in the school and has been presented with all the highest awards for typing from the leading typewriter companies. Helen shales her honors with her efficient teacher, Miss Brabson (standing). 31 June, 1926 THE KERNEL Junior Class Here we are—the best Junior Class of Oxford High! You mustn’t doubt that, for the faculty have praised us and when that stern body gives any praise, it is well deserved. Pretty nice to have the teachers who have such an exalted opinion, isn't it ’ Eh, what ? Then we mustn’t forget the Prom. 1 think it may be well described by taking an extract from Ross Hekman Wilev’s diary. May 16, 1926 Went to Junior Prom tonite. Had our car. Everett decorated the gym. A gang of other kids did, too. Wanda helped (that makes a difference, of course). Had red, blue, orchid, yel- low and green streamers tacked from one end to the other (he means the gym). Had little orchestra. I danced a little, but drank a lot of punch. It had a kick. (Don’t know whether he means the punch or the Prom.) Ate a lot of ice cream, cake, salted peanuts and mints. Chased around till I got my girl. Took her home. Raced Lucy and stole a girl. Got home Saturday morn- ing. That's Ross’s way of telling things. Rather crude, of course, but neverthe- less the truth. Our decorations were really quite wonderful. To take Everett’s words: ‘'I’m going to decorate it in heliotrope, amber, rose, azure and apple green.” The colors were well carried out; the streamers eventually ending in a light- ed dome with 27 and 26 shining forth. The welcome to the Seniors was given by Margaret Brinton, ’27. Mary Russell, president of the Senior Class, replied in behalf of that dignified group. Wanda Garris, one of our honored members, gave several vocal selections. John Baer took us on a tour thru' the O. H. S. prison and pointed out the various points of interest. The Prom ‘broke up” at an early hour, and !’m sure all had an enjoy- able evening. Miss Hunter, our English teacher, and Miss Jacobs, music instructor, gave a very pretty duet. Both of these teachers leave this year and the Jun- iors are saddened by flieir departure, for both are very popular. Another feature of the evening was the May Pole dance with our “foilies” girls—Garris, Boyd, Brinton, Winches- ter, Costello, Gitling, Walton, Barnett, Drennen and Wilson. As the pole was wound an original poem was read by Margaret Broomall. The fortunes of the Seniors broke from the crystal and all learned their fate. Well, next time we meet we’ll not be Juniors, but dignified Seniors. Can you tell us where a good cap and gown can be bought cheap? If so, address— Just now from ’27, I say— Where are the verdant Freshmen? And the sophisticated little Sophs? and Farewell, dear old Senior Class, We hope our feet will fit your shoes, Keep tab on the Kernel And you’ll get the news. MARGARET BROOMALL, ’27 WOI LI� XT IT BE— Terrible If Miss Hunter should diet? Lovely If Caesar had forgotten to tell us all about his wars? Pn usual If Mr. Highberger let us sharpen our pencils the second period? Astounding If the Kernel got out when they said it would? ,S4 f T HE KERNEL June, 1926 Sophomore Class For the last time, we are talking to you through the “Kernel”, as Sopho- mores. By next year we shall have passed one more of the four mile- stones that mark our progress from the Freshman ( lass to the awesome position of Seniors. Only two years more of High School, until the time when we shall be the graduates of old (). II. S. Our very best wishes for happiness and auceess go to the Sen- iors of 1020, our sister class, to which we must now bid fare veil. We feel that we deserve a Ion va- cation after this term of hard work. We have learned so mu h and it has keen taught to us so well that we know we can never forget it. Our last bit of work in English class has been the dramatization of “As You Like It”, which we have all enjoyed very much. If next year’s English class wiK or ve to be as interesting as this year’s has been we have nothing to fear from tha quarter. This year's Algebra and Junior Business Training have gotten us into fine shape for next year's Geometry and business courses. We're sure that .Mr. Miller has never had such a bril- liant class in Sophomore Algebra be- fore and probably never will again, although the Freshmen doubtless think otherwise. It is indeed, a sorrowful parting— we mean our parting with Caesar. He has been our constant companion through a nine months' conquest of the troublesome Gauls and valiant Bri- tons. The struggle we have had to suc- cessfully translate six books of Caesar has prejudiced most of us against tackling Cicero next year. There are a few of us unlucky ones who have to take the final in Caesar. We are hoping for the best! This applies to History and Biology, too. We are sorry to say that our vice president was a victim of the scarlet fever epidemic, and has been unable to come to school for six weeks, and will not be with us again this year. Another of our officers left us for the sunny skies of Florida, so that we have keen minus quantity as far as our ex- ecutive committee is concerned. We have nothing to boast of in the athletic line for the Spring season. The Girls' Sophomore base hall team has disgraced itself forever by permit- ting the Freshmen to beat it in a hard fought and long-strung out game. There really is no excuse for this ca- I mity, and we are only comforted by the thought that it can never happen again, as we will never again he high s bool Sophomores. The boys have not keen very active in sports, either, al- though a few of them were carried on the baseball team as subs. Stanley—“Say, my boy, will you drive me all around town?” Irvine—“Sure, if I can find a harn- ess to fit you.” Betty (to Artie)—“How do you keep your face from getting chap- ped?” Artie—“An onion a day keeps the chaps away.” Heath told us the other day that he had been offered a job in the candy factory, as they needed a farm hand to milk chocolates. We hear that Wells has been arrested for breaking a traffic law. Also that he is quite indignant, because all he did was to stop under a sign that said “Fine for Parking!” Next year we shall be the “Jolly Juniors’' instead of the “Sophisticat- ed Sophs”, and we will say good by to you all until then. 37 M. A. It., ’28 June, 1926 THE KERNEL Freshman Notes And the ship sails on! Since you last heard from us, we have learned much. The term end is not far in the distance, but as far as that goes neith- er are the hot days of June. Think of us, sitting in school studying (?) then. The last half of our year was broken up twice by the scarlet fever epidemic. Many of our class members fell victims to the disease. Bach week finds a few able to return. Perhaps we shall all be together soon. Our studies have suffered by the school closing. We have tried to work harder. Maybe a little boosting would- n’t hurt any of us, especially when the end is near. Charity begins at home, and boosting, like charity, begins with us. Let’s start by boosting our class room marks. Don’t think it is a nice job. for it certainly is not. It takes nerve and persistence to work hard enough to boost all your grades. If you don’t think so, try it. To paraphrase “someone”: You can study All of your lessons Some of the time, or Some of your les- sons All the time, but it takes a lot of grit to study All of your lessons All of the time. Let's attempt this and reach our goal. We are sorry to hear that Miss Tobias is not returning next term. She certainly has been faithful to the few of us who have tried to wade thru Latin. Most of us have been rather successful. In English, we have completed out- study of Ivanhoe. We enjoyed every minute of the reading. At present we are working on one act plays. These plays are original and each member of the class has written one. With the help of six judges. Miss Silver will se- lect the best one, which from reports, will be quite a task. This play will be given in Chapel by the Freshmen some morning before school closes. The final review of Mr. Highberg- er's classes has begun. We are all hop- ing or rather wishing to be exempt. Mr. Miller seems to think we have made a lot of progress this term and that most of us will be fully prepared to advance next year. Of course, Miss Brabson’s class is a joy. Everyone en- joys that course, as well as the teacher. Next year, I hope we shall not re- turn to school as Freshmen, but as Sophomores, fully prepared to hold that honor. You may get a better impression of our class if you will read this poem, written by one of our members, Estella Wallace: “JUST PREPS” Here’s to the “Preps” of twenty-six, Oh, weren’t we in an awful fix? When we looked at the size of this main room, It made us tremble and filled us with gloom; But now we’re acquainted better with you, And we are counted as one of the crew. But it won’t be for long that you can say, “Oh, I wish you ‘Greenies’ would get out of the way” But you look and wonder as by us you pass. Why, we’re almost safe in the Sopho- more class. One more word we would like to add before saying good-bye as Freshmen, and that word or message is to the Seniors. We who remain here at school will always be interested in your accom- plishments. Our best wishes go with you all to your new tasks. God speed! A. J. G., ’29 Er—Beg Pardon— Visitor—I understand your school now boasts of an Art Club. Stude—Well, there is an organiza- tion by that name, but we don’t boast of it. 40 Carolyn Martindale HONOR GROUP Elizabeth Keen Mary Russell Gilbert Kelly Mabel Hindman Elma Dutton SCHOOL ORCHESTRA ] une, 1926 THE KERNEL Another graduation lies just around the corner, for our school and for every school. Another commencement down the rough winding path of ex- perience in the school of life! To most students, graduating from our High Schools and Colleges, this vital start- ing point holds a tender meaning and significant achievement will have reached one of its first goals, and the winners will wait to claim their just rewards. But achievement alone does not spell graduation—nor does accom- plishment signify commencement only. And so we must needs remember the various recent happenings among the former graduates of Oxford. One of the most important events of every school year is the Alumni Ban- quet. This year it was held here in the gym, which had been previously decor- ated with taste by the Senior Class, which was present for the first time. At (5:30 the Assemblage inarched down to the inviting meal, which was enjoy- ed by more than one hundred and fifty persons, the largest number which has ever attended. Various old popular songs were sung between courses. Toastmaster, Kelton Evans of 1911, kept everyone laughing, which pheno- menon, however, happens to be a na- tural and usual course of events among Oxford graduates. Henry Brinton, ’21, and Mrs. dames Hutchinson, 93 were greatly enjoyed with their instructions and humor. Then, Mary Russell of the Senior Class, gave tin toast of the incoming class. There were about twenty of tin so-called ‘‘infants” pres- ent. Of course, we wouldn’t dare tell how “old” we felt when we arrived, yet how unbelievably “young” we were made to feel with all of the pond- erous. sound advice, which was all di- rected at us. Dale Wickersham, Ger- trude Walton, last year’s class; Harry Smith, Edith Daily, Carl Mahan, and Donald Webster, all gave most inter- esting toasts. After the business meet- ing. at which the new officers were elected, everybody enjoyed the danc- ing. Many of the Alumni, indeed, so many that it would he almost impos- sible to name them, attended the ban- quet, a large number of whom had not been back for quite some time. Of course, everybody enjoyed seeing everybody else once more, but no one wishes to forget the majority who were not present. Looking hack still again, we cannot think of omitting those of the Alumni who are engaged in practically new work. From '24, we notice Si Scott and Eddie Snodgrass, both doing rail- road work in New York. Anna Ochs, the prima donna of ’23, in fact, of the whole school, is now working on her music in Philadelphia. Miss Violet Brabson has renewed her contract to teach the commercial department here for another year, we are glad to say. Gertrude Slack has recently been ap- pointed to teach the third grade here for ’26-’27. Taking another retrospect at last year’s class, we see that Grace Fergus- on has accepted a fine new clerical position. Beatrice Winchester is also working in Philadelphia. Elizabeth (Continurd r,n peg? 4 ) 42 'HE KERNEL June, 1926 T!1Y In wishing everyone a happy vaca- tion the Art Club extends its heartiest wishes. However, before we go we wish to sum up the activities of the Club. The Art Club started early in the year with Mr. J. C. Kuhns directing the organization. The object of the Club was to further interest in Art and bring to our school those things which we individually could not all receive —namely the appreciation of Art. Through Mr. McMullen, we secured the Elson Art Exhibit, of about two hundred pictures, all reproductions of the great masters. From this, money was secured and several pictures bought. (Continued ou page 50) 43 HOCKKY- Martlnda'.e, E. Hindman, K. Van Pelt, M. Russell. M. Hindman, Walton. Sprenkle, Martha Russell. Pusej;. Win- chester, Hoffman. SOCCER—Blackburn. Kirk. Capt. Bally. Thompson. Cheek. V. Hutchison. Baer. WEARERS OF THE “O” Jones. Wiley, Kelly, Stallard. Passmore, Van 1 elt. Grubb, I). Hutchison. BASKET BAM, GIBES: Martindale. IS. Hindman, M. Hindman, Walton. Sprenkle. Mary Russell. Vannoy, Hoffman. E. Herr. BASE BA EE—Kirk. Van Pelt. Bally, Thomp- son. Baer, Wiley. Stallard. I . Hutchison. Grubb. W. Hutchison. TRACK -J. Grant. Kelly, Thompson. Wiley. I). Hutchison. Patterson. Webster. BASKET BA EE—BOYS: Blackburn. Kirk. Thompson. Wiley. W. Hutchison. Baer. I . Hutchison: Kelly. Mgr.; Passmore, Capt t Girls' Athletics T'HE KERNEL June, 1926 After very successful seasons in hockey and basket ball, the girls of the high school elected managers for next year's team: Janet Walton (hockey), and Elizabeth Hindman (ba.-ket ball). For the first time in the history of the school, inter-scholastic tennis was introduced this spring. Esther Herr. '2(1, was chosen as manager, and has arranged for two matches, with Coat- esville. The first is to be at Coatesville on June 3rd. and the return match at Oxford on June 7th. Oxford will be represented by a double team, and two singles. Martha Russell, Louise I’usey, Janet Walton, Carolyn Martindale and Mary Russell. The girls were chosen at elimination contests held in Oxford, on May 28. We trust that in this, the initial year, the girls will be most suc- cessful. It is interesting to note that the girls' basket ball team has made itself known throughout this region. Pic- tures of the team appeared recently in the Lancaster “New Era” and in the Philadelphia “Inquirer”. With hockey, basket ball and tennis as the major sports next year. Miss Silver hopes for a good showing among other Oountv teams. MARY RUSSELL, ’26 GOING SLOW! The salesman was doing his best to sell a motorcycle, but the prospective customer was a bit short in the purse. So the salesman enlarged upon the “pav-as-you-ride” plan of instalments. “i’ll take the machine,” said the customer; “but, remember. I’m a very slow rider.”—(Motor Weekly). 45 THE KERNEL June, 1926 Boys' BASE BALL Although the base ball season of ’26 cun not be said to be entirely suc- cessful, it can be blamed on no one. The boys were theie with the goods, but they did not get a chance to put them in practice, due to breaks caused by the quarantine and a rotten field. .Many of the games had to he canceled on account of the sea of mud. There- fore, put not the blame on the boys or on .Mr. Schmidt, but on surrounding conditions- The first game of the season was with Avondale at Oxford. Kirk pitch- ed a fine game up to the sixth, when Grubb was substituted. Score, 8-4 in favor of Avondale. Followed by a defeat from West Grove to the tune of 6-5, Oxford led up to the seventh; Kirk threw four- teen men out, being substituted by Lawrie, followed by Grubb. The star pitcher for West Grove struck sixteen men out in nine innings. Oxford at Kennett in the seven inning game played with Oxford’s old rival, Oxford was defeated by one run. Final score was 5-4. Ilntchison and Baily both made two singles apiece. County Seat Boys at Oxford The first victory of the season was played to a score of 19-11- Goldy and D. Hutchison knocked home runs. West Nottingham at Oxford Final score, 17-10; lost by Oxford. Goldy, our favorite home run hitter, knocked the third home run of the season in the first inning. 1). Hutchison got four balls, two hits, three runs. At Downingtown Went down to defeat to the tune of 21-6. Wilburn, knocking two triples arid one single, scoring four runs, was fast man for Diowningtown- The Ox- ford boys were not in form, due to the Washington trip. (Oh, yes. we have excuses, but every one will admit they are good). (Continued on pug' 51) Athletics TRACK TEAM The field meet at Unionville was very successful considering the fact that this was the first year for such a meet in the Southern end of the County. Oxford finished in third place. Results: 100 vd. dash—Robinson, West Grove, 1st place; Wiley, Oxford, 2nd place. High jump- Thompson. Oxford, 1st place; Jackson, Unionville, 2nd place. Broad jump— Grant, Oxford, first, place; Jackson, Unionville, second place. Shot put—Jackson, Unionville, first place; Wiley. Oxford, second place. 220 dash—Robinson, West Grove, first place; Kirk, Oxford, second place. 220 dash—Robinson. West Grove, first place; McKelvv, Unionville, second place. Time. 24.1. Relay—Unionville, first place; West Grove, second place; Avondale, third place; Oxford, fourth place. Standing of teams—Unionville, 47 pts. West Grove, 26 pts. Oxford, 24 pts. Avondale, 7 pts. FIELD MEET AT FRANKLIN AND MARSHALL 100 yd. Dash—Kelly, third place; D. Hutchison, fourth place. Time. 102-5. Shot put—Wiley, fifth place, 32 feet. Distance, 41 feet 11 inches. 220—Kelly, fourth place. Time, 25 2-5. High Jumps- Thompson, second place, 5.5. • ■ Broad Jump—Grant, third place, 18 .feet, 9 inches. .Mile Relay—Unionville. 1st place; Quakertown, 2nd place; West Grove, 3rd place; Oxford, 4th place. Time, 4 minutes, 43 seconds. Relay Team composed of: Wiley, Hut- chison, Webster, Kelly. Standing of teams: Quakertown, It) pts.: Unionville. 8 pts.; Oxford, 7 pts. 47 (Continued on pag - 50) June, 1926 THE KERNEL ‘ Koo-Koo Kwestun Box {Heart-to-heart talks uith the Editor) Dear Editor: Where is the proper place for the batter to stand when facing a pitcher in a ball game? Answer: At the home plate and not with one foot in the bucket. Dear Editor : I am invited to attend a large din- ner and am at a loss as to what uten- sils to use in eating. Please advise! Stanley Crawford Answer: Select a knife whose blade is not too long and it undoubtedly will suffice to use for all the courses. P. S.—You may have some trouble with the peas rolling off the knife blade but don’t be embarrassed at that, just get the waiter to stand by and pick them up and then proceed as though nothing had happened. Dear Editor: Kindly publish a salutation and a conclusion suitable to use in writing to one’s best girl. Thank you! Frank Grubb Answer: For salutation use—Mv dearest ’’Lou- ise.” For conclusion—Yours forever, “Frankie.” Dear Editor: I have had many arguments with one of the members of our class at school about “necking”. Tell me, please, whether it is proper. Mary Russell Answer: Not permissible for red or auburn haired girls. However, neck- ing is not at all improper. We see it going on all around us. Only yester- day I saw horses neck right up in the center of town. Dear Editor: Can you please tell me a good face powder? My skin is very delicate and I want something very good. Emily Stover Dear Editor: On a trip which 1 took to Washington recently my feet got very sore. Can you suggest a remedy, or tell me what caused this. Betty Keene Answer: Most likely the feet were too big for the shoes. Never try to be vain. Don’t force a No. 8 foot into a No. 4 shoe. Pain and suffering are sure to follow. Dear Editor: When is a good time to change woollen underwear? (The color is red) Carl Wright Answer: As soon as the color changes. It will most likely begin to get dark after the first six months of wear. Dear Editor: Please give me an antidote for a sore t hroat. Walter Blackburn Answer: Take a large dose of ar- senic. Shake well before using and also afterward. Dear Editor: Is it safe to ride with automobile drivers who use only one hand to steer with ? Dorothy Meloney Answer: It’s a matter of conscience and not of safety. Dear Editor: Without meaning to be stuck on my- self I merely want to tell you that I’m very good looking, am considered a wonderful dancer and have large soul- ful black eyes. 1 go out a good bit among the girls but as yet have not found my ideal. Do you think it would be fitting if I allowed my mind to descend to their level? Lindsey Webster Answer: Perhaps it would be well if you tried to let your mind ascend to the level of the girls’. Answer: Graphite. THE KERNEL June, 1926 THE KERNEL STAFF (Continu’dn ; l: Linnenbaugh, now at Earn ha ft’s, ex- pects to go in training at the Meth- odist Hospital School of Nursing in Philadelphia, this September. Marian Barnett has a new position with Scott Wilson and Son, in Rising Sun. Speaking of commencement, there are several of the Alumni graduating from various Halls of Learning this June. Kitty Barry, '22, graduates from Boucher. She expects to teach High School English this Pall. Kath- erine Cameron graduates from a Phila- delphia Kindergarten Training School, and hopes to teach in September. And now has come the time for us to graduate. We must leave our Alma Mater. Leave, as you have done, half sadly, half gladly. We are sad because for the first time as a body, we must separate and leave old and dear asso- ciations. Glad, as you have been glad, to make our way in the world, to ad- vance. Now we, for a last time, say good-bye to you through our Kern- el”. We, as the Senior Class, bid good-bye to the oncoming classes. As the Class of Nineteen Hundred Twenty- Six. we become one of you, the oncom- ing class, to your ever-increasing, ever- worthy body, the Alumni of the Ox- ford High School. May we leave in truth, may we bring to you this symbolic thought, and by it may we all strive to mould our lives. “Be good, let who will be clever, Po noble things, not dream thru all day long; And thus make life, death, and that vast forever, One grand sweet song.” CAROLYN MARTIN DALE, '26 -19 June, 1926 THE KERNEL THE ROAD TO LONELY LAND Many years ago, a rather young man was hastening out on a lonely road. Storm clouds were scudding over the sky, and every now and then the man cast an apprehensive look at the vivid lightning. In his eyes, there was a look of fear—of a hunted animal, lie mut- tered to himself—“I must get away! 1 must! I must!” On his way, he met an aged man, out of whose eyes shone a kindly light. He bade the fearful man to stop and take shelter in his cabin, till the storm blew over. Without a grateful word, the man hurried on. As the clouds hung lower and be- came more menacing, the man com- menced to run. As though mocking his futile attempt to thwart the elements, with a mighty crash the Hoods de- scended. Raising his arm, the man shrieked a curse to the sky. and dashed on. What was he seeking? From what was he Heeing? (Continued from page 43) While the Exhibit was still fresh in our minds, it was suggested that the Art Club give a picture with money from the Treasury outside of that which they had helped to make at the Exhibit. This was approved, and this time choice went to Corot’s famous Matinee or more commonly known as the I lance of the Nymphs. The committee chosen for selection of the pictures resulted in Mr. Miller and Mr. Kuhns of the faculty, Miss Josephine Armstrong, Research Club, Mrs. Douglas Brinton. School Board, Mrs. ('. C. Campbell. Home and School League, and the president of the Art Club. To further the appreciation of Art. the ( lub purchased two films for the new Rrayco Projector, to be used in the art classes. These two films, The trtist's Paradise and French Art (General) were highly enjoyed by the Art Classes. In the future these films will 1-e combined with a lecture for the benefit of the whole High School. After the Alumnae Banquet, the For a mile now his path lay through the dense Northern woods. Onward— ever on! Stumbling, struggling, slid- ing, through the marshy underbrush, the man Hed on. He little knew or ear- ed that no one was following him. lie was not Heeing from a human being. Why. then, was he rushing on so wild- ly? He knew that about two miles furth- er lay the end of his journey—for there Death awaited him. A cliff—the rocks—the sea—and a dead man would tell the tale. Suddenly with a hot, scaring flash, a shaft of lightning darted into one of the mighty forest trees. With a crash, it severed, half of it fell to the far side of the path, and the other half fell on the man. bearing him to earth. His journey was over—a murderer’s spirit Hed to eternity, and his Hight from the demon “Self” was over. _______________________M. 11. B., ’27 president requested that the decor- ations in the gymnasium be left un- touched. All was astonishment, but soon his purpose was discovered. The Art Club was planning a dance, to be held April 17, 1!)2f . At eight-thirty, sharp, the many dancers began a joyous evening to the tune of Ted’s Collegians. The good time which all were having was soon over when orders were issued to cease dancing at eleven-thirty. The good- nights were said and the Art Club, as a whole, received many hearty wishes for “Good Luck in the Future.” (Continued from png' 47) Results at West Chester: 1(10 yd. dash—Coatesvillc. 1st place; time, 10.8. Phoenixville, 2nd place; Oxford, 3rd place. Broad jump—Grant, Oxford. 1st place; West Chester, 2nd place; Coates- villc. 3rd place. High jump—-Coatesville, 5.5, 1st place; West Chester, 5.4, 2nd place; Ox- ford. 5.1, 3rd place. 50 THE KERNEL June, 1926 (Continued from pug • 47; Oxford at the County Seat Suffered defeat again to the tune of . -8. Wiley knocked a home run and scored once, not counting a single and a double knocked by him. It was a good game, but the breaks seemed to come the wrong way for Oxford. Downingtown at Oxford Oxford defeated Downingtown to the tune of 7-5. Wiley pitched a fine game, having the support of the whole team. The boys certainly deserve congratulations and credit from every one, by thus winning one of the hard- est games of the season- BURKE, ’2(5 Officer Lee (speaking to a spectator) —Did you get the number of the car that struck this man? Mr. Miller—No, sir. However, 1 re- member noticing that the scpiare root of the product of the numbers equaled the sum of the numbers multiplied by two—('. C'., '26. WM. LEBO RESTAURANT S. 3rd ST.. OXFORD. PA. Phone 110 Oxford Auto Radiator Shop Expert Maker and Repairer of Radiator Fenders and Bodies Gas, Oil Accessories 1)3 S. 3rd St., OXFORD PA. EXCHANGE In tbis last issue of the 'Kernel for the scholastic year, we bid good-bye to all our friends in the various schools who have read and enjoyed this mag- azine. Now comes the question: Dow much have we accomplished in trying to es- tablish or further our inter-scholastic friendships? This evidently remains to be seen. However, we appeal to you to keep on with your “Exchange” in connection with the O. II. S. Kernel. A school paper is today an essential part of the student body. In short, it i« real- ly the voice of the students. In the school paper they print their liter- ature and thoughts. To extend these activities the “exchange” department is thus an essential part of t.he mag- azine. So don t consider this one de- partment as unimportant. Send broadcast your magazines, al- ways keeping in mind please, that the “Kernel” is interested in you. “ EXCHANGE EDITOR” Joe—Chet told me he was to take a leading part in one of the leading the- atres because of his acting in the ( harm School. I don’t believe that. Burkey—Well, I don’t know if his acting has anything to do with it, but he has got a leading part in a big theatre. Joe—What part does he take? Burkey.—He’s an usher. The Borough Line Garage Paige, Jewett, Reo Autos, Trucks and Accessories II. T. WALTON. Mgr. PHONE 51 June, 1926 THE KERNEL The Fun Mill RICHARD OSWALD. -26, Editor SHORT STORY MATERIAL The editor of this department wishes to commend the students of O. II. S. on the work that has been handed in to her. It is not possible, due to the lim- ited amount of space, to print all of these articles. However, save your manuscripts, and they may be used next year. Thanking you for your in- terest and co-operation. MARGARET II. BKIXTOX, '27 DON'T EXPECT MUCH What are you doing? Expecting somebody? Oh, no, just waiting for my husband to come along. Prep—Why did you give me a zero in class, this morning? -Miss Silver—You didn’t answer any of the questions correctly; you said you didn't know the answer. I’rep—Well, that's correct, 1 didn’t. Customer—How can you afford to sell your goods so much cheaper than your competitors? Oxford merchant—(You all know the nationality)—Well, you see, we make a small profit on the wrapping paper and the twine. Tim—Why did the foreman tire you, yesterday ? Jim—Well, a foreman is a man who stands around and watches his men work. Tim—But what has that got to do with it ? Jim—Why he got jealous of me. People thought 1 was the foreman. Mr. Schmidt—“Why weren’t you at baseball practice last night, John?” John B.—“I’m sorry, but I have an excuse.” Mr. Schmidt—“Yes, 1 saw her; and a mighty poor excuse, 1 call her.” “A fool,” said the teacher to the pupil who asked a catchy question, can ask questions that a wise man can’t answer.” Is that the reason,” asked a stu- dent in the back row, “that I flunked this subject last term?” Teacher— So you don’t know what letter comes after II?” Boy—“No, Ma’am.” Teacher—“What’s on each side of my nose?” Boy—“!t looks like powder from here, ma’am.” Glenn—“What makes your feet so wet ? ’ ’ John B—“Oh, I’ve been wearing pumps,” WE WONDER? if a certain teacher in High School disappeared would Mr. Schmidt Hunt ’er. CLASSES OF MEN (Mac’s definition) Some men have hair and no brains. Some men have brains and no hair. Some men have both hair and brains. Some men have neither hair nor brains. Mac—Every student should get at least ten hours sleep. 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COLLINS’ BAZAR SPORTING GOODS OF ALL KINDS Stationery Supplies School Supplies Gifts and Books Lewis W. Collins COMPLIMENTS OF ENGLAND’S BILLIARD PARLOR HARRY ENGLAND, Prop. Third Street Oxford, Pa. SALE BILLS — SUPPER BILLS — FESTIVAL BILLS — PRINT ANY KIND OF A “BILL Job Printing Office JOHN SPENCE, Prop. Second and Coach Streets Rear Oxford National Bank Your patronage solicited LETTER HEADS—ENVELOPES—BILL HEADS FUNERAL NOTICES” Day or Night REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE Miller Townsend Justice of the Peace Notary Public Bell Phone 190 J Public PhoneJ 238 ( 61 NEW Octoraro Hotel OXFORD, PA. E. C. HOENNINGER Owner and Manager New Spring Wear for Men NATIONALLY ADVERTISED MAKES 0O 0 J. Walter Winchester 10 S. 3rd St. Oxford, Pa. OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE KERNEL ’ Dr. Hollis G. Kelly The Hall Store OP- TOM-E- TRIST M. S. Goldstein Eyes Examined and Glasses Fitted by scientific methods WF. SOLICIT YOUR PATRONAGE I will be away from my office every WITH THE ASSURANCE OF SATIS- I uesday until further notice FACTION IN ALL OUR DEPART- MENTS. 32 So. 3rd St. OXFORD, PA. Phone 148W for Appointment Coolest Spot In Town Suits Cleaned and Pressed AT OUR Community CLarir g and Press- I irg Parlor SODA FOUNTAIN Ladies’ and Gents' Shoe Shine Ha s.( leaned Dry Cleaned SAMPLES STORE Otis Myers VPollock Bldg.) 9 S. 3rd St. Oxford. Pa. Electrical Contractor Carrie P. Mclntire WALTER H. BURGER Dry Goods and 4b0 S iuth Street Notions Phone 233J OXFORD PENNA. BELL PHONE HOUSEWIRIiNG A SPECIALTY Oxford Pa. William Burling COMPLIMENTS OK 306 Market St. Oxford, Pa. —DEALER IN— ALEXANDER'S General Hardware, Stoves, Heaters and Ranges MEAT MARKET Sanitary Plumbing and Tin Work Done ESTIMATES FURNISHED South Third Street Oxford, Pa. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED OUR ADVERTISERS PATRONIZE US—WE ASK U TO PATRONIZE THEM PIERCE SCHOOL OF BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Courses ofStudy (university-grade) preparing young men and young women for the responsibilities of business life: BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION ACCOUNTING (C. P. A.) STENOGRAPHIC-SECRETARY EXECUTIVE-SECRETARY TEACHERS-TRAINING Finishing Courses for graduates of commercial high schools. Sixty-first Catologue upon applica- tion. Pierce School Pine Street, West of Broad Philadelphia, Pa. McCullough’s Carry a full line of Ankle anti Knee Caps, Bandages and Crutches for Crip- pled Athletes. Drugs to make you well. Candy to make you happy. Powders, Compacts anti Creams to make you Beautiful. McCullough’s drug store Harry A. Menough OXFORD, PA. j£ WALK-OVER SHOES FOR MEN QUEEN QUALITY SHOES FOR WOMEN Your S $ $ Buy More At The Philadelphia CUT PRICE STORE A FULL LINE OF Clothing and Shoes 11 South 3rd St., OXFORD, PA. A. M. WILSON INSURANCE Phone 163YV OXFORD, PA. Notary Public AS AD IN KERNEL, SPEAKS TO THE COMMUNITY CATALOGUE UPON REQUEST ATHLETIC WEAR ATHLETIC SHOES SPORTING GOODS FOR ANY SPORT We Sell Only Quality Merchandise at Less Than Other Dealers B. T. UNKLE CO. (UNKLE BEN'S PLACE) 17 South Queen Street Lancaster, Pa. (MAIL YOUR ORDER THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL OR DIRECT) GREETINGS OF THE SEASON THE FACULTY WEIGEL BROS. THE MODERN MILL AND METHODS Oxford, Pennsylvania Bunting Bros. Telephone Poles Ties Wholesale and Retail Cord-Wood Lumber Dealers in GRAIN FEED STRAW SAWING A SPECIALTY HAY FLOUR SEEDS COAL FERTILIZERS H. H. WARFEL Boll Phone 86 OXFORD. PA. OXFORD, PA. OUR ADVERTISERS SUPPORT THE KERNEL Oxford Me I NT I RE’S FOR Hotel Garage Storage, Gas, Oils and Milady’s Millinery Accessories ft South Third Street Oxford, Pa. E. E. SUMNER Kirk’s Garage CONTRACTOR - BUILDER NASH - AJAX - CHEVROLET SALES AND SERVICE CEMENT WORK 56 and 58 South Third Street PAINTING PAPERHANGING KELLY TIRES OXFORD, PA. ACCESSORIES, GAS AND OIL Phone 83 Why Don’t You Send Compliments THAT FAMILY WASH of ABBOTT’S DAIRY TO OXFORD, PA. Oxford Steam Laundry Kirk Fredd FARMING IMPLEMENTS -X- FARM WAGONS AND HARDWARE HARNESS, HARNESS REPAIRS AND HORSE GOODS R. H. McFadien Phone 10VV Oxford, Penna. AX “AD” IN KERNEL” SPEAKS TO THE COMMUNITY THE PEOPLES BANK OF OXFORD OXFORD PENNSYLVANIA Capital $50,000 Surplus and Profits $64,000 JOSEPH M. SHOWALTER. President FRANK K. BROWN, Vice President CLYDE E. MASON, Cashier THOMAS F. GRIER, Vice President N. L. RUSSELL, Asst. Cashier Large enough to protect you Big enough to know you: Little enough to serve you OXFORD CANDIES Alway� Pure and Wholesome because made of the purest and best ingredients Manufactured and Sold by OXFORD CONFECTIONERY COMPANY OXFORD, PA. LIPKIN'S FURNITURE STORE The Store of a Thousand Practical Gifts ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE PHILIP KAUFFMAN, Mgr. OXFORD, PA. Compliment� of SQUARE DEAL STORE OXFORD, PA. OLSONS BARBER SHOP MKNTION THE EERNEL WHEN PATRONIZING OUB APVESTISBJU FARMERS NATIONAL BANK OXFORD. PA. R. A. WALKER, Presklent M. B. TAYLOR, Cashier J. DICKEY SMITH, Vice-President Capital and Surplus - $175,000.00 SAVINGS DEPARTMENT CHRISTMAS CLUB THE NATIONAL BANK OF OXFORD OXFORD. PA. Invites you to open A CHECKING ACCOUNT A SAVINGS ACCOUNT A CHRISTMAS SAVINGS ACCOUNT To rent a Safe Deposit Box and have your securities insured against Fire and Burglary Capital and Surplus $350,000 S. R. DICKEY, President M. E. SNODGRASS, Vice Pres. Cashier C. B. KIRK, Assistant Cashier