Owosso High School - Spic Yearbook (Owosso, MI)

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Russell Telfer is in Arabia trying to persuade the natives to take him on as another Mussolini. Clare Kline is in Alaska trying to sell electric fans to the Eskimos and Elmore Gregorik wonders why he can't sell more fur coats in Brazil. Why don't you get together, boys? Dale Fidler, Keith Dann, Waldo Stinson, Albert Lewandowski, Vic Gerard, Warren Cross, Charles Jelinek, James Crugher, Wayne Taylor, Joseph Cibula, Gale Chap- man, Edward Creer, John Sinnott, Gerald Noonon, Irving Rubenstein, and Earl Scott are working on a book, Why Men Have the Most Brainpower . Betty Augustine, Thelma Fyan, Duane Gray, Pauline Mitchell, Lucille Wightman, Viola Mae Warren, Arlene Schautz, Jean Wiers, Barbara Wat- son, Pauline Overpack, Dorothy Washburn, Edith Eva, Lorena Freeman, and Mildred Warner are all trying to find out what is wrong with the book. Grace Lane is very busy keeping up a home of her own, but she finds time to fashion dresses for the Le Cureux Style Review edited by Mildred Adams and Aida Bingham. Donald Lux has been picked as the ideal husband and he states that Grace is living proof that a girl can have both a home and a career. Lily Konecny is the Dean of Women at the New England Holmes School for Girls. Charles Schlaack coaches football at O. H. S. now. In his spare moments he has brain-storms and 'turns them over to Pauline Rourke. One finds many students of the class of '38 at the most famous trial of the century held in Philadelphia. The Hon. Wm. Himburg presides over the court with Jack Harris as Prosecuting Attorney. Eugene Geeck, Edith Evans, Olive Kent, and Ellen Price are the newspaper reporters and Beth Benoy, June Henderson, Mary Ellen Berndt, Lillian Brockmiller, Kenneth Skinner, and Doris Burpee are the witnesses. The Women's Police Force is on hand composed of Frances Armstrong, fwhen she's not taking pic- turesj, Ruth Hart, Rosemary Sanders, Jean Pierce, June Hass, and Alma Elwell. Now who else do I spy in the courtroom-oh yes-Avon Rowell on the jury CI see no justice can be done now.J Now is there anyone whom I have left out of this huge class? Bob Brewer? Why, he's the one the whole trial is based on-to see whether he is completely batty or just a little nuts after listening to me tick away the future for the class of '38, -Robert Brewer -QQL

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shot long agoj and the Rev. Halvard Lyons broadcasts his sermons over the Gleason networks every Sunday. He also preaches in Mexico. Also the bot-Hy stung several fa bot-fly is a carrier of love, in case you forgotj. Norma Woodworth met her beloved Harry Kindlesperger at the altar soon after graduation Koh yes, they fell in love again! and Betty Patterson visited the Congregational Church soon after with tbelieve it or notl Ted Putnam. Two of the intelligent girls of the class, Marcia Guilford and Winifred Gerard, took up nursing but the former did not last long for soon a nice boy named Bob Dean came along and stole her heart away . Winifred is now assistant manager under Dr. Wm. Jordan at Pontiac. CProbab1y some more of us belong there.J Dorothy Elwell designs dresses at Ye Modern Dress Shoppe in Boston which is owned by Mildred Lewis, and Reta Clark is head matron of an orphanage. Dick Kebler is the latest mar- vel at tennis. What is the use of going on? Have I not showed ample proof that the class of '38 was a humdinger? I haven't'? All right: Falice Filbert has made a fortune by painting portraits of people as they would like to look-not as they do. Katheryn Greenhoe has studied up on astronomy and is go-ing to teach a course in Simplined Star-Gazing for Freshmen. Carl Edmonds is going to help her QI wonder in which wayl . Nellie Anderson, Alice Ockerman, Ruth Speers, and Arlene Reid are all women barbers. Shaving is absolutely painless or whiskers cheerfully re- funded. Ardis Fox is the world's busiest woman. She is busy now trying to find time to rest. Charlotte Hadsall claimed for a while that the best way to grow tall is to drink milk. Carol Deisler stumped her when she ask- ed if condensed milk would do. Norman Tufford and Clare Smith are in a very dead business. They are undertakers. Darrielyn Leflingwell, Gloria Johnson, Esther Skinner, Lillian Root, Betty Wood, Jeanne Caylor, Mary Burns, Dorothy Salander, Leona Jensen, Betty McLaren, Dorothy Wilson, Arlene Schautz, and Jean Pierce have organized a Girlfs Baseball League and are the chief opponents of the House of David team composed of the following beards: Robert Dickerman, David Martin, Arnold Wheeler, Leslie Perrin, Daniel Chlebo, Harold Wiser, Joe Zelensky, Henry Mertz, Gilbert Vogelpohl, Russell Turner, Clare Jones, Edward Goeckel, Wade Wightman, Bin LiOGW6I1SL61I'l,'VJRCKISIIOWIQS, James Fritzche, Glenn Menter, Bob Trudeau, and managed by Andy Sekan. Bob Quarles has invented a shock absorber for dollar watches. '1 ne two Sprelie twins have Clayton Lucas and Bob LaPreze on the run. Clayton is sup- posed to be going with Velma and Bob with Verna, but when the twins tire of their love, they change for a while and no one knows the difference. Dorothy Telfer is a lecturer in the movement to prohibit woman suffrage. She thinks they already suffer enough without the law to encourage 113. The biggest invention yet was the mechanical man who does all the work for you. It was invented by Bob Meiers, who found only one thing wrong with it-it wouldn't work. ' -, . ..2g.

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HOHOI' Awards The John Bell Cup. This cup is awarded to the Senior boy who possess- es qualities most like those of John Bell, a former student of the Owosso High School. John Bell was outstanding because of his winning personal- ity, high academic ability, athletic prowess, and all around good character. The most outstanding boy this year was .... , ..................... University of Michigan Plaque. 'Ihis plaque is given to the boy who is outstanding in athletics, high in scholarship, liked and respected by his friends, and whose character is admirable. The plaque was given to ....................................... Blue Triangle Cup. The cup is an honor bestowed upon a Senior girl who has many all-around characteristics. She must be a girl who lives up to the Girl Reserve code, as the award is given by the Y. W. C. A. She must have an untarnished character and be in the upper third of her class. The cup was awarded to ........................................ D. A. R. Award. The Daughters of the American Revolution present a medal to the girl in the Senior Class who is outstanding in citizenship and service to her class. The honor was bestowed upon ................................... Teachers' Club Scholarship. To an ambitious, deserving student, who has a high scholastic standing, the Teachers' Club presents a scholarship each year. The scholarship this year was presented to ........................ University of Michigan Alumni Club Scholarship. The Regents of the University of Michigan award to a student of fine character and good scholastic standing, a scholarship to the University of Michigan which equals a year's tuition. The recipient of this scholarship was .........................,... Women's Club Scholarship. This year the Woman's Club Scholarship has been changed from a gift to a loan. The recipient is selected on the basis of scholastic standing, character, and chance of success in the future. The loan was presented to ...................................... Michigan State Scholarship. Michigan State College offers to a Senior boy or girl the chance to' win a scholarship to Michigan State College by giving an examination which anyone in the upper third of the class may take. The rating on the examination is not all that is taken into consider- ation, however. The person winning the scholarship must be deserving, ambitious and must have a desirable character. This went to .................................................. 1301