Owensville High School - Dutchman Yearbook (Owensville, MO)

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QQ? Sh GLASS Pllllllllllll Old time has passed rapidly by for the OHS senior class of 1955 and 1965, ten years SHQOEI later, finds each and every one of them at Carnegie Hall to witness the success of De- sl lores Langenberg, who has risen to the heights of fame as an opera singer. The Spotlight turns to the door as Dale Heidel, who has just made a fortune designing women's lingerie, enters accompanied by Neil Michel who is now running for President on the Democratic ticket. Josephine Collins, the most famous big game huntress in the world, is the next to arrive with Margaret Zagari who just arrived from China where she owns and operates an Italian laundry. Gary Plegge, equipped with guitar and shooting irons, is coming in the door now. He has replaced Roy Rogers in the western movies. Close behind him is Gus Bollmann, who is still convalescing from the accident caused by his chemical experiment. He tried to mix nitro with glycerin. Oh, oh, here comes a tough-looking cop anxiously looking over the crowd. lt's Richard Duncan and he's look- ing for the notorious Jack Jett whojstole five daisies from Central Park. With an air of R elegance Bonnie Ayres enters fresh from Sing-Sing where she's learning to sing. Sandy Kottwitz isn't far behind. She flew in from the Ozarks where she has been instructing ballet dancing at the Playgrounds. On the first row we find Bill Knehans, world famous as ,ung- pilot of a flying saucer. Beside him is Jim Decker, looking happy and with good reason. He was just rescued from a cloud where he was marooned for months when his parachute refused to open. Beverly Shockley who proudly bears the title of the only woman in the world able to swim across the Atlantic Ocean, underwater, is seated in the balcony with Carol Eichler who is touring the world with her cootie circus. Seated with them is Pat Matthews, the only person in the world who sinks in Salt Lake. Bob McCammon, seated a box over, has received a degree for being a professional bum from Stephens College for girls. LaRayna Gawer is now at the door with Pat Brinkman, LaRayna just secured a position putting new ribbons in typewriters after Pat takes the old out. Bill Scego, who has just replaced fast talking Harry Carey, has arrived accompanied by Leland Glaser who is making a fortune selling ape-hairs for banjo strings. Lillian Heyer, entering now, is having a difficult time with her eleven youngsters, but Ken Kreutzer who is her nursemaid is giving her a hand with them. Slumped in a second row seat is Freddy Pogue who just made a blunder in bookkeeping and lost every cent of his many millions. just coming in the door is Irene Brown who directs a very successful Lonely Hearts Club. Avonell Hesemann just wed a Texas oil millionaire, thanks to lrene's Club. An air of doom fills the great hall with the arrival of Bob Owens who is hangman'at California state prison. By his side is Landon Schmidt the world's most popular undertaker. Linda Ko- sark, seated in the front row, has just discovered the only way in the world tofmakeiwomen taller. Lorene Bartel steps hurriedly into the limelight with 'a new and special brand of lipstick. Behind her is Bob Zeitzmann who is the official tester for the partic- ular lipstick company. Poody Warden is at present being sued for his slanderous remarks in his Dogpatch Democrat Qnewspaperj about two chorus line beauties, Emma Jean Dittman and Wanda Idel, Leo Tayloe, a noted surgeon, causes a disturbance when he comes in with Ginger Langhorst and Mary Lou Brauks, two of his many nurses. The distinguished gentleman seated fourth row from the front is none other than Greg Holt, acting president of Alcoholics Anonymous. Bill Jett and Carl Landwehr arrived late from Arizona where they each own some of the world's best riding horses. They've at last learned that horses are safer than hot-rods. Our attention is diverted to the back row where Harold Babyface Roethemeyer is trying in vain to use his hypnotic powers on a very amused Jim Fisher, who is now a world famous guinea pig for Babyface's charms.' A brawl is now taking place at the ticket booth because Grace Ebker, the world's miserliest miser, refuses to pay her admission. The big, burly doorman, Jerry Eickermann starts to throw her out, but generous Marvin Wehmeyer, the lucky person who discovered a way for men to grow hair on their chest, gladly pays her admission. Carrol Rehmert, seated in the middle row, pays no attention to the noise, but demurely knits away on little pink booties. Enter Sharon Weiskopf who stole a few minutes away from her laboratory at Harvard where she's trying in vain to figure out a formula for dealcoholizing alcohol. All eyes turn to Harvey Sieckman, the playwright famous for his play Yippeha, a great Broadway hit magnificiently starring our own Norma Steffen as the rich old dowager and Martin Roethemeyer as the villainous lover. Bill Fritsch is the star of Pull Sack the sequel to Dragnet and he is sitting by Ronnie Ebker who is mayor of Hiccup Holler. Bev. Koch is in our presence only for the night. She is serving time at Alcatraz for an indecent burlesque dance. Entering now is Bill Zimmermann, my, he must have a million since he perfected the car that runs on muddy water. Jim Maciejewski and Don Idel, sitting in the front FOV. are the OWHCIS of the famous jitterbllg school Shake. Verna Winter, their star pupil, is now in a broadway hit. 1-ler es- cort for the evening is, the famous grower of letters for alphabet soup, Vernon Wehmeyer, And who is this coming in now? Why, it is Elmer Klusmeyer, he's Ringling Bros. head clown, he seems to have forgotten to take his make-up off after his last performance. Everyone stands to hail the first woman candidate for the presidency. It's Dot Thenhaus and she 's running on the Whig ticket. As the curtain goes up, the last thing we hear is the well-known laugh of Mildred Enke, our school day colleague, and now, on with the show. A ,,. 1. 'f- f ll s Compliments of DR. PAUL A. BRENNER M. D.

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LAST WILL A IITESTAME 'I' It has been the custom of the senlors to leave behlod a last wlll and testament. We, the Senlor class of 1965, do hereby bequeath our would-be posseaslons to tlsese people so deslgnated: L L Bonnle Aytes, xall right ln every respect, wlll my talent for always getting the last word to Jack Osnnlngham. Lorene Iarul, belng sound Ch of mlnd and body, leave my favorlre pastlme, whlch ls pesterlng Mr. B-lxey, to Marlene Enke. I hope he appreciates her more than he dld me. L I. Gus Bollrnan, equlpped with the necessary essentlals, do hereby bequeath my freckles to Catherlne Hsake, lf she can use them. Mary lou Banks, wlll my qulet manner to June Duncan. May lt be of value to ber. Pat llnkman, sound, especlally ln mlnd, leave my scholastlc ablllty to Ilm Mlddleton. May lt keep hlm on the baakethall team. L I, Ilene town. okay Ln every way, want to leave my fllrtatlotn manner to Kstherlne Gerloff. I.hope she has as much fun wlth lt as I dld. L L L L L L L L L IGCQLDC Colllna lspposedly sound, wlll my wlnnlng smlle to Carl Story. who vlslts the offlce at regular lntetvals. james Decker. sound 171, well, you declde, do hereby leave my dlrty dishes and dlahwater hands to Allan 'Satch' Bleboe. Emma lean Dlttman, do hereby wlll my soft-spoken volce to the students who are so nolsy ln the halls. Rlchard Duncan, questlonably normal, will anything I have to anyone who ls sllly enougs no take lt. Grace Ebker. leave my typlng ablllty to all future typlng smdenta of GIS. 'l'hey'll flnd lt meful. Ronald Louls Ebker, also ln possesslon of the necessary essentials of llfe, wlll my band unlform to some new band secrult. Carol Elchler, not so sound but happy, glve my beloved nlckname 'Cootie' to Mlss Schaeperkoetter, lf the wlll take lt. Jerry Gllbert Elckermann, do hereby leave my unusually qulet behavior lo Jeny Thompson, ln hopes he wlll uae lt. Mlldred Enke, sound, lf you say so. bequeath my oontagjous laugh and sense of humor m Connle Tappmeyer. I hope she has a barrel of fun. L L L Ilm Flsher, wlll my own plvate chalr ln Mr. Bratun'om's offlce to my slster, Barbara, ao we can keep lt ln the famlly. Wllllam Everett Frltacb, would llke to get rld of my curly locks so I do. with much pleasure, leave lt no Shlrley Haase. Lallsyna Gawer, belng sound both physically and mentally, leave my way with the teachers to Fred Kuhne. I hope lt wlll keep hlm out of trouble. L L Leland Martln Glaser, leave my helght to Mr. llxey. May lt glve hlm more authorlty. Dale Wm. I-leldel, sound. or so I am told, do hereby turn over my many female admlrers to Ralph 'Rabblt' Helllng hoplng that theywlllbeofmoreusetohlmthantheyweretome. L L Avonell Hesemann, eqslpped wlm nearly everythlng I need, do hereby wlll my power over younger men to Starlyn Reed. Lllllan Heyer. wlll my ablllty to be heard ar all tlmes to some shy. young person who ls afrald to speak up ln class meetlng and other school affaln. L L L Grepry Holt, belng unsound ln mlnd and body, leave my ablllty to drlnk 3. 2 beer to llly 'whiskey' Elchler. Donald Idel, do hereby bequeath my llttle gay convertible to Rlchard Boyd so he can put hls llttle kltty car away for a keepsake. Wanda Lee Idel, as sound as anybody else ln thls class, leave my nlce manners m Rstthle Kosark lf she thlnks they wlll be of any IIBIDIIAI. L L L lack Jen, sound, thouyr qulet. regret to say that I need everything I have ln my possellou. wllllam 'Wlld Blll' Jett. leave my hot rod drlvlng to Mr. Gawer so he can pass lt on to hls snsdents and really glve them s thrlll. Elmer Klusmeyet, another member of that 'real gone' senlor class, leave my ablllty to devote all my tlrne to one certain glrl to Blll Owens. L lll Knehans, after much contemplatlon have decided to leave my nlck-name, Roc , to Coach Craln, who, I'm sure, wlll appreciate lt. I, Beverly Koch. sound, I guess, do hereby bequeath my Bland basketball sweater to Mr. lattstsom ln hope that he wlll wear lt poudly. L linda Kay'Koaark, sound, though there lsn't much of me, wlsh to leave my ablllty to be a cheerleader everywhere I go to Joan Mlcbel. Have fun Joan. L L fun. L L L L kaup. L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L L Santa Kouwltz, thoup not as sound as mort, leave my mtrslcal ablllty to Eddle Down. Carl Landwehr, sound C0 well, ask Bonnle, wlll my talent for nsmlng up when least expected to Jerry Holt boplng he'll have lots of Glnger Langhorst, mentally and physlcally balanced, wlsh to leave my raven black halr to lols Boettcher, lf sho'd llke to have lt. Delores Langenberg, sound thongs seldom heard, leave my qulet manner to SYLVIA SHABACKER. Jim Maclejewskl, do hereby bequeath the dlfflcultyspelllng of my last name to Dlcky Jones. Pat Manhewc doubtful that I possess the necessary equipment, leave my ablllty to sleep ln class and not get caught to Larry Rus- Robert Paul McCammon, sound though many doubt lt, wlll my boomlng volce, of which yots are all aware, to loretta Frltameyer. Nell Mlchel, don't want the polltlcal dlscusslon to drag so I leave my part ln lt to Mr. Down lf he'll change parties. Bob Oweng do hereby wlll my farmlng ablllty to Mr. Nelnhauser and hope he donates all prollrs to more nlps for the F. F.A. boys. Gary Plegge. rlch ln rmsslcal talents leave my most valuable possenlon my yodellng, to Terry Knlght. Pred Pogue, sound whether you belleve lt or not, wlsh to leave my love for argument to Glen Hoehne, lf he taku bookkeeplng. Carnal Rehmerr, wlll my ablllty to be true to one boy to Mary Jane Zeyen. Harold Roethemeyet, beter known as 'Baby Faoe, ' leave my Innocent expresslon to Bob Novotony. Martln Roethemeyer. one of the volunmers for Engllsh IV, leave my love for Shakespeare to some poor senlor next year. lll Scego, often seen, but never heard, wlsh to leave my shynest to Gerald Ebkes. Landon Schmldt, belng unsound ln mlnd and body leave my slae ---- feet to Mary Colller. Harvey Selcltmann, belng normal, do leave my, oh, ah, my, ohl Well I'm lust leavlng. Beverly Shockley, belng sound though brulsed, leave my talent fc: falllng down at hurnlllatlng tlmes to Mary Kay Phoenlx. Norma Steffen, wlsh to leave my all-around neatness to Raymond Bsrtel lf he can use them. Leo Tayloe. bequeath my art ablllty to Ronald loos. Good luck. Ronnle. Dorothy Thenhaus, would llke to wlll my danclng feet to Erna Schmldt. Hope you have as much fun as l dld. Donald Warden, leave my knack for making everyorse laugh to Shlrley Koester. Marvln Wehmeyer, belng sound ln most ways, wlll my brlgrt red halr to Nancy Wacker. Sharon Welslvopf, belng normal, do wlll my ablllty to get exclted over nothlng to Myrna Wacker. Try to keep calm, Mymal Vermn Wehmeyer. would llke to give my lntelllgent expsesslon to Donald Huether. Here's to you Don! Verna Winter, leave my paaslon for playlng and telllng jokes to Edlth wehmeyer. Margaret Zagarl, belng average, wlsh to leave my bookkeeplng talents to Nlna Ruta. Here 's wlshln' you luck, Nlna! llll Zlmmermann, belng sotmd ln mlnd and body, will my red checked shlrt to Dorothy Nlewald. Bob Francls Zeltzmann, now that I know everythlng and have no further use for lt. wlsh to leave my knowledge behlnd to help next year's Senlor class. L Kenneth Kruetzer, belng normal, leave my love of maklng speeches to Elnora Langenberg. Now as we, the Senlort of ING, pass on to our long journey lnto llfe, we bld you alL farewell. -5 +- V K ei-n is Y 'I' -' 3' Y Ii i fig fi 1 QE 5 5: 4:3

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,x 'Q 'b LIFE Don I. Landon S. Bob M. Ronald E. 4oNw Pat M. Elmer K I 4 Carrol R. Jack J. Emma Jean D Ginger L. Jim F. - A Lou B. M1ckey E. U E M 'il P . 3. in L Greg H- I..aRayna G. Vw' M 1 Wanda I. Sharon W. Bob O. Compliments of COL.l..IER'S SERVICE STATION 8: CARPS DEPARTMENT STORE Dale H . Sandra K. Leland G. Vernon W Bill J.