Our Lady of Lourdes High School - Knight Yearbook (Marinette, WI)

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FMD k n fx fl, ,fpf i,oi2Rni3s i lfll!-in lil in F N I his xv V Q O O Fi ' 'fi ,mn sb. i'x,.,, ' Q THE VVHOLE YEAR 'ROUND Q January comes in quite cold, 0 February grows more bold ' March comes along looking quite wild, April goes out-Oh, so wild. ' May comes forth decked in flowers, 0 June goes out among rose bowers. r July brings many balmy days, August swelters under the sun's hot rays. L September calls children out with their balls, 0 October is time for the leaves to fall. f November rolls in with many a blow, December drifts in with a load of snow. Rosa THIELE. 0 Dear Mr. Knowitallskiz ,, Are we going to get a new gym? Yours till a cough drops, 4 JIM NASIUM. Answer. Don't get impatient, Jim. Remember, perseverance wins. + - 0 A party of young people were gatherd in the Freshman classroom and Don- ' ald Runnoe sprung this one: Why is the sun like a pancake ? Pete Doyle was equal to the cause and said: Because it rises in der yeast and sets behind der vest. ' i 0 Bud Kass was down in Lauerman's purchasing a new pen. In trying it out ' he wrote all the French he knew, which is as follows: Tres Bien, Tres Bien. Sales Girl: It writes fine, doesn't it, Mr. Bean ? ge Father fafter reading report cardj: Why, Arthur, what is the meaning of r this? Latin, bad, English, poor, History, very poor, French, bad. A. Yunk: I can't understand it myself, Pop. Do you think it could be forgery? ' 5 -ii , 0 Ed Berg heard a clicking sound every time he drew a breath. He became f worried, as he thought his heart was affected. He went to a doctor who, after ' examining him, pronounced him to be in perfect health, He also located the source of the noise-a small buckle on Berg's suspenders. 5 Irvin Wiltzius heard that they let dogs into the Strand free of charge. Irve 5 is learning to bark. Dear Mr. Knowitallski: Why must Latin be taken when it is considered a dead language? I ' Yours till Niagara Falls, 0 Cicmsko CAESAR VIRGIL 1 . Answer :. As a. great many students' brains seem dead while Latin class. is going on, it is considered a very appropriate subject, and its motto is A dead 1 -1 language for a dead brain. V' ,O4' 5Of-15 of '1929t -os ' for ao 1 N inety-five I-

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