Orleans High School - Sword Yearbook (Orleans, VT)

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LeHoy Smith--T6 LeHoy we give these ’Toni curlers to keep those curls in your foair. John Webster--To John we give some peroxide so you may always have your blond hair. Donald Metcalf--To Don we give a car so you will always be able to see your girls. Daniel Swett--To Dan we give a boat which will come in handy when you have a girl in every port. Edward Kittredge--To Eddie we give a pair of dancing shoes so you willbe able to go dancing through life. Paul Daniels - -To Paul we give a rake which should come in handy on your farm. Bruce Curtis--To Brucie we give a bottle of wave set so you will always have that wave in your hair. David Power--To Dave we give a station wagon so you will no longer have to drive Mr. Benson's. Peter Barton--To Pete we give a joke book so you'llbe able to add to your re- pertoire. George Prue--To George we give a comb so now you will be able to keep your locks in place. Norman Letourneau--To Norman we give a tall, blonde, blue-eyed doll so that you will never be without a girl. Joyce Flowers--To Joyce we giveaone-way ticket from Kansas toOrleans for that man in your life. Barbara Wells--To Barbie we give a curly-headed man that drives a gray Dodge so you will always be occupied. Anna Gilfillan--To Annie we give a pair of rubber glasses so you won't always be breaking them. Rita Lunge--To Rita we give a tall, dark, handsome man who owns a cheese factory. Frances Hardy--To Fud we give a milk pail so you can become a lady farmer. Lucille Dawson--To Lucy we give an eye-lash curler so you will always have your long curly eyelashes. Betty Griggs--To B;ett we give Naaman on a silver platter. Marlene Lafoe--To Skeet we give a Cadillac convertible with mink fenders. Ralph Davignon--To Ralph we give a hot-rod so you will be able to get to col- lege on time. Russell Dewing- -To Russ we give a Charles Atlas ’ course so you will always have your physique. Leora Barrup--To Leora we give some money for a sundae so you won't have to be hungry. Sally Ingalls--ToSally we give a jet soyou won'thave toget up so early to tra- vel those muddy roads. Gilbert Gilfillan--To Gilbert we give a cow so you can start your farm. Roger Fletcher--To Roger we give a race horse so you can cop the Kentucky Derby.

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What Would Happen If? Rita Lunge got to school early. George Prue didn't have a car. Barbara Wells lost her man. Bruce Curtis lost fifty pounds. Paul Daniels wasn't President of something. Leora Barrup didn't have her variety of men. Ralph Davignon was six feet tall. Gilbert Gilfillan had a crew cut. Norman Letourneau was caught by some girl. Robert Dutton lost his way to Rock Island. Canada. Vernal Larabee lost his temper. Eddie Kittredge was in the movies. Daniel Swett had a car. Anna Gilfillan didn't know how to do housework. David Power was just a little noisy. Donald Metcalf got lost in Brownington. Alice Durivage wasn't always thinking for a certain sailor . Bernard Rossier was idle. Roger Fletcher had a NEW car. Beverly Macie didn't have at least one package of Luckies . Peter Barton didn't go to Newport at least three nights a week. Marilyn Labor hadn't worked at Strawberry Acres. Russell Dewing controlled himself. Marlene Lafoe never fought with Roddy . Betty Griggs was the fat lady in the circus . Frances Hardy lost her tongue. John Webster was speedy . Norman Hunt was back at school. Reginald Lacoss came to school. Lucille Dawson compromised with Ralph . Maurice Sanville had the 40” Plymouth now. Joyce Flowers didn't have her western accent. LeRoy Smith didn't have his arm around three or four boys. Sallie Ingalls renewed her interest in a nearby town. Miss Parker had fewer cousins. Mrs. White remembered her home room key . Mrs. England kept calm. Mr. White forgot how to laugh. Mr. Leslie could keep his car keys. Mrs. Houghaboom lost her pep. Mr. Lambert got excited at ball games. Mr. Barton forgot how to count. —17—

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Norman Hunt--To Norman we give a plush-lined airplane with three jets. Marilyn l abor--To Marilyn we give an extra pair of ears so if you ever get sick of your pierced ones, you can change off. Vernal Larabee--To Vernal we give amotor scooter so you won't have so far to walk. Robert Dutton--To Bob we give a carton of cigarettes so you will always have some on hand. Alice Durivage--To Al we give some Air Mail stamps so you will always be able to write to Skip. Bernard Rossier--To Bernard we give a portable rubber foam mattress so you can rest when you get tired. Reginald Lacoss--To Reggie we give an alarm clock so you will be able to get to work on time. Beverly Macie--To Bev we give a bottle of aspirin to quiet your nerves. Maurice Sanville--To Mo we give a Hollywood Muffler so we can hear you coming. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS The photography in this yearbook is by The Huff Studio. The Class of'54 wishes to express their thanks to Mr. Huff for his fine cooperation and help. We wish to express our appreciation to our ad- vertisers. We hope all our readers will patronize them. — 19—