Orient High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Orient, IA)

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On traveling through Iowa, I decided to watch the late, late, ever-so-late movie, Who should be in charge of it but Ruth Kreis, She is faxnous throughout the state for the stupendous way she gives comrnercials, She has changed the sleeping habits of all Iowans--now they all stay up to watch her show, While I was in Chicago, I saw an old acquaintance, Pat Brown, At first I thought she had thirteen children, -but then she told me they were her dancing pupils, As she was getting ready tor a big TV spectacular, I left her to her last minute preparations, As I had thoroughly toured the United States, I decided to hop off to Australia for a few days, There I saw Marlene Woodrich on her kangaroo ranch She has a herd of 50,000 kangaroos, Her kangaroos are the highest jumpers in the world, She started the international kangaroo races, On iny way back to the United States, I stopped in Brazil and there I heard that Connie Frederick had now completely explored that entire country, She had built a banana plantation on the banks of the Amazon, She has also ex- plored the pyramids in Egypt, All this traveling had taken me longer than I anticipated and it was time for me to return to the rnoon, It seems the Orient class of l958 has been highly successfulf 12 Years Together N75 n erx SF'i'U,'. RU'-'vt l', Ki Q ', Xi, 9p:1rks.R, lfrr-is, CS, Frellerick. lf. RUSS I-'IH ST Ilf .'f3 P, Rehn, ll, Peters I , lillv. I, R.1'::slm!1fw:t1, V. li-i1 Pl'l'1l. Y. Wfillflfifh

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Prophecy I ast week as I was return1ng from my latest bus1ness trxp to the moon I nearly Colhded w1th ar ealth satellxtc I remembered lt was 1n l958 that we launched our flrst satelhte Th1s renunded me ofthe txbulous class of l958 wh1ch graduated from Or1ent I dec1ded to I y to locate each member of the class As I passed Uranus I saw a sxgn IQIIILICTY Constructlon Works Iwondered lf It could be Phylhs Sure enough She 15 the boss lady of 1 txrm wh1ch erected the h1ghest skyscraper on Uranus As Itook a spln around Pluto I heard a news flash Mary Iean Sparks 19 the neva mlddle welvht lady wresthns champ of Pluto I should have known that would be her occupat1on lt was always her secret amb1t1on I needed to stop 1n the capltal crty of Venus and as I walked down 1ts busxest street I notlced the head offlce if the Venus Lonely Hearts Club And who was the edrtor m ch1ef but Cheryl I ovely She lways was a good lovelorn adv1sor 15 the home of the mult1 m1ll1ona1rs of Mercury Janet Capps and Pr1sc1lla Reha They made a few good 1nvestments on the New York Stock Exchange and then returned to hve ln grandeur on Nfercury They l1ked the warm sunny chrnate I dec1ded to change channels on my TV set to the one from Mars There I saw a m1raculous brarn operatxon bemg performed by Dr Dave Reynolds He IS reported to be the best doctor 1n all outer space Just then I heard a1other rocket sw1sh1ng up besrde me I glanced out and there was Loyd L1lly I sw1tched on my 1nter com just 1n txrne to hear hxm ask Want a dragq and then I was left 1n a cloud of exhaust But 1mmed1ately I heard the scream of a sxren and there was Helen Peters the ch1ef cop of the umverse chas1ng Loyd for speedmg agaln Wxth Helen on the Job Justlce IS always done Ithen began my descent to earth and landed mn New York Cxty As I got 1nto the cab Ithought the drxver looked farn1l1ar It was Phyllxs Campbell She told me she had been a hackme for ten years now and had just been gmven the safe dr1ver s award for New York cab dr1vers I offered my heart1est congratulahons As Iwas read1ng the evemng paper I not1ced an art1cle recogn1z1ng Kathryn Ross as the outstand1ng poet of the year She has just pubhshed her flfth volume and IS becomxng 1nternat1orally famous I decmded to take a httle vacatlon and tour the Umted States In New Orleans I not1ced so many new d1fferent look1ng cars Then I notxced the factory where they were made I should have known he d do lt someday Jay Ramsbottom had lnvented a new k1nd of car He has drxven Ford and General Motors out of busmess . - 1 . , . . . , ' I , . I L ' ,. K . .., . a ' I It . I7 1 e . U. . . . , . - .. . . ' ,, M V . I . - . . y c , ,, 5 V V V 5 vw ' ' I Sl 1 Il , t . . -. - . J . Q A . l As I passed Mercury, I noticed a huge, beautiful estate, This, I've been told, , .- . . . , x 1 . . i , I 5 - . 4, I K A - n - I . X . . K. u . . Q . . - . . . . I ll l If ' ' ' ' . 5 , . . ' . . . . . . , . K . . Y ' o . , . . . , . . . . . . . , - su - - - 11 - , .

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