Orient High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Orient, IA)

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Prophecy I ast week as I was return1ng from my latest bus1ness trxp to the moon I nearly Colhded w1th ar ealth satellxtc I remembered lt was 1n l958 that we launched our flrst satelhte Th1s renunded me ofthe txbulous class of l958 wh1ch graduated from Or1ent I dec1ded to I y to locate each member of the class As I passed Uranus I saw a sxgn IQIIILICTY Constructlon Works Iwondered lf It could be Phylhs Sure enough She 15 the boss lady of 1 txrm wh1ch erected the h1ghest skyscraper on Uranus As Itook a spln around Pluto I heard a news flash Mary Iean Sparks 19 the neva mlddle welvht lady wresthns champ of Pluto I should have known that would be her occupat1on lt was always her secret amb1t1on I needed to stop 1n the capltal crty of Venus and as I walked down 1ts busxest street I notlced the head offlce if the Venus Lonely Hearts Club And who was the edrtor m ch1ef but Cheryl I ovely She lways was a good lovelorn adv1sor 15 the home of the mult1 m1ll1ona1rs of Mercury Janet Capps and Pr1sc1lla Reha They made a few good 1nvestments on the New York Stock Exchange and then returned to hve ln grandeur on Nfercury They l1ked the warm sunny chrnate I dec1ded to change channels on my TV set to the one from Mars There I saw a m1raculous brarn operatxon bemg performed by Dr Dave Reynolds He IS reported to be the best doctor 1n all outer space Just then I heard a1other rocket sw1sh1ng up besrde me I glanced out and there was Loyd L1lly I sw1tched on my 1nter com just 1n txrne to hear hxm ask Want a dragq and then I was left 1n a cloud of exhaust But 1mmed1ately I heard the scream of a sxren and there was Helen Peters the ch1ef cop of the umverse chas1ng Loyd for speedmg agaln Wxth Helen on the Job Justlce IS always done Ithen began my descent to earth and landed mn New York Cxty As I got 1nto the cab Ithought the drxver looked farn1l1ar It was Phyllxs Campbell She told me she had been a hackme for ten years now and had just been gmven the safe dr1ver s award for New York cab dr1vers I offered my heart1est congratulahons As Iwas read1ng the evemng paper I not1ced an art1cle recogn1z1ng Kathryn Ross as the outstand1ng poet of the year She has just pubhshed her flfth volume and IS becomxng 1nternat1orally famous I decmded to take a httle vacatlon and tour the Umted States In New Orleans I not1ced so many new d1fferent look1ng cars Then I notxced the factory where they were made I should have known he d do lt someday Jay Ramsbottom had lnvented a new k1nd of car He has drxven Ford and General Motors out of busmess . - 1 . , . . . , ' I , . I L ' ,. K . .., . a ' I It . I7 1 e . U. . . . , . - .. . . ' ,, M V . I . - . . y c , ,, 5 V V V 5 vw ' ' I Sl 1 Il , t . . -. - . J . Q A . l As I passed Mercury, I noticed a huge, beautiful estate, This, I've been told, , .- . . . , x 1 . . i , I 5 - . 4, I K A - n - I . X . . K. u . . Q . . - . . . . I ll l If ' ' ' ' . 5 , . . ' . . . . . . , . K . . Y ' o . , . . . , . . . . . . . , - su - - - 11 - , .

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I Helen Peters do w1ll and bequeath my Bermuda shorts to Larry Brown and my pleas1ng smxle to anyone who can make good use of lt as I have done I Phyll1s Klngery do w1ll and bequeath my conduct grades to .Tack F115 and my ab1l1ty to get along wxth all my teachers to Lo1s Kxngery I Conme Frederlck do wxll and bequeath my many talents to all who w1ll g1ve them a good work out as I have done I Jay Ramsbottorr do w1ll and bequeath my hexght to Jamce Frus and my s1ng1ng ab1l1ty to anyone who needs lt I Phyllxs Campbell do w1ll and bequeath my scorxng ab1l1ty 1n basketball to V1cky C'r1ff1n and the dlmple 1n my ch1n to Joe Reddxngton I Cheryl Lovely do w1ll and bequeath my offnce Job to anyone who has t1me for It and my ab1l1ty to take hfe easy to Doyle Fry I Ruth Kre1s do w1ll and bequeath my love of tall dark and handsome men to Donna I ovely and my baby blue eyes to Pat Reynolds I Mary Jean Cfparks do w1ll and bequeath my job as accorrpamst to anyone who hkes to be busy all the t1me and my abxhty to worry about anythxng and everythxng to R1chard Craven I Dave Reynolds do w11l and bequeath my crew cut to .Tame Weed and my way w1th women to Ronn1e Frus stra1ght A s to an one who IS w1ll1ng to work as hard as I have to get them I Pat Brown do w1ll and bequeath my tap dancmng ab1l1ty to Marge Speed and my fondness of a certaln 55 Or1ent Graduate to NO ONE I Vlarlene Woodr1ch do w1ll and bequeath my ab1l1ty to keep my temper at all t1mes to Lyle N1chols and my front seat 1n Enghsh class to Larry Weed so that he can be at the head of the class I Janet Capps do w11l and bequeath my red ha1r to Carol Murray and my qulet ways to Tom Rexd I PTISCIIIB Reha do w1ll and bequeath my ab1l1ty to always be on t1me to Gerald Mcllravy and my love of rock and roll muslc to all who dxg that crazy beat To the Jumors we leave our seats by the wxndow to the sophomores we leave the opportumty of bossmg the freshmen to the freshmen we leave the place of belng nelther seen nor heard To the Jamtors and teachers we say thanks for a swell Job We hereby nomlnate constrtute and appolnt our commerc1al teacher Mrs Gr1pp to be executor of thxs our last W1ll and Testament and we hereby d1rect that she be requ1red to furmsh her hand for the fa1thful performance of her dut1 s as such executor 1n any Jur1sd1ct1on In wxtness whereof we the Class of 1958 have hereunto set our hands and seals thls 22nd day of May 1n the year of our Lord one thousand nme hundred and flfty seven I, Kathryn Ross, do will and bequeath my size 5 1f2 shoe to Chester Ray, and my

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On traveling through Iowa, I decided to watch the late, late, ever-so-late movie, Who should be in charge of it but Ruth Kreis, She is faxnous throughout the state for the stupendous way she gives comrnercials, She has changed the sleeping habits of all Iowans--now they all stay up to watch her show, While I was in Chicago, I saw an old acquaintance, Pat Brown, At first I thought she had thirteen children, -but then she told me they were her dancing pupils, As she was getting ready tor a big TV spectacular, I left her to her last minute preparations, As I had thoroughly toured the United States, I decided to hop off to Australia for a few days, There I saw Marlene Woodrich on her kangaroo ranch She has a herd of 50,000 kangaroos, Her kangaroos are the highest jumpers in the world, She started the international kangaroo races, On iny way back to the United States, I stopped in Brazil and there I heard that Connie Frederick had now completely explored that entire country, She had built a banana plantation on the banks of the Amazon, She has also ex- plored the pyramids in Egypt, All this traveling had taken me longer than I anticipated and it was time for me to return to the rnoon, It seems the Orient class of l958 has been highly successfulf 12 Years Together N75 n erx SF'i'U,'. RU'-'vt l', Ki Q ', Xi, 9p:1rks.R, lfrr-is, CS, Frellerick. lf. RUSS I-'IH ST Ilf .'f3 P, Rehn, ll, Peters I , lillv. I, R.1'::slm!1fw:t1, V. li-i1 Pl'l'1l. Y. Wfillflfifh