Orient High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Orient, IA)

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suit playing fullback Who d ever have guessed xt? Nice going jimmy! Now we re turning back the other way and we re in New York where we find Re gema Chadwick in a Courtroom where she has just pleaded guilty Oop ' excuse me I mean her client has just pleaded guilty to second degree murder My this certainly is a very interesting trip isn t it' We re right back where we started on a farm near Orient Hm m my curiosity is aroused Oh! There s George Bird running as if a mummy were after him Well I don t blame him A slight breeze just blew the tree down that he was leaning agaxnst Knocked the props right out from under your feet didn t it George ? We re moving westward toward Omaha and here we find l..aDonna Repplmg Van Dyke III but where s her husband Percy Van Dyke III? Oh! I get it She s a gay divorcee She must be because she s entertaining a likeable gentleman while her maid gets dinner Wow! what luxury! I wouldn t mind taking her place now Here we are in the hilly country of Tennessee and it s so beautiful We find our selves in a tiny dusty and poorly organized workshop 'vly goodness! they must have dropped an atom bomb because there s a big cloud of smoke Beg pardon it s just one of Professor Hugh Swoyer s inventions blowing up in his face And here we see Hugh But we ll have you know Hugh has 1 4-Z3 patents on inventions that he has contrived Headed straight for Greenfield and what s this ? ? ? 'P we re stopping at the libra ry Here we find a middle aged gray haired librarian Oh! I know who she is now Katheryn Lamb and with no rings on the third finger of her left hand Smart girl single and still happy We're making a straight beeline for the Rocky Mountains and look who we find there! Gwynethe Carson the minister s wife We see Gwynethe doing her duty as a church member She's passing the collection plate around I bet she doesn t mmd doing that What s this ? We were in the Rocky Mountains and now we re going east so fast Im losing out There is the Atlantic Ocean and now we re slowing down Yes, we ve come to a stop in none other than Paris France Now we are entering a luxurious house which I ve been informed has twenty five rooms and right in the middle of the huge drawing room sits Mr and Mrs H W Vanderbilt having tea Mrs Vanderbilt IS the former Becky Lambi We've heard it said she prefers to be called Rebecca now Last but not least we find Vera Dunn in the Nash Automobile Building in Creston Iowa She's a saleswoman for the Nash Company and why not? Her husband Bill Harris, is the owner of this business I think we d better turn off our new radar television set as Vera is getting mad at a customer and I don t think she d want us to eavesdrop do you? It sure was like old times seeing all my old classmates again My this znvention IS simply marvelous but must shut it off as I have got to get supper Z3 , . l .... I 1 I 1 1 , . . . . 1 . I ' l ' l . . . . - , 5 . . - . . ' I . 1 1 I l 1 I , I - . 1 . 1 1 . I . 1 1 1 , n I 1 . . - . . , , . 0 L I 1 1 I . I ' I I - 1 1 f 1 with singed eyebrows, dirty hands, and looking rather bewildered about his experiment. I , . . . . 1 u I - ----D I 1 . - . . . - , . . . . . ' Q I 1 Q 1 I 1 u I Q 1 1 I - I e u I I . ' . . . , I 1 - 1 1 1 1 I . . . . . . , 9 ' . u 1 1 I - 1 1 . 1 . I 1 I I . . -g . . . I . . . I I . a

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