Orient High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Orient, IA)

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suit playing fullback Who d ever have guessed xt? Nice going jimmy! Now we re turning back the other way and we re in New York where we find Re gema Chadwick in a Courtroom where she has just pleaded guilty Oop ' excuse me I mean her client has just pleaded guilty to second degree murder My this certainly is a very interesting trip isn t it' We re right back where we started on a farm near Orient Hm m my curiosity is aroused Oh! There s George Bird running as if a mummy were after him Well I don t blame him A slight breeze just blew the tree down that he was leaning agaxnst Knocked the props right out from under your feet didn t it George ? We re moving westward toward Omaha and here we find l..aDonna Repplmg Van Dyke III but where s her husband Percy Van Dyke III? Oh! I get it She s a gay divorcee She must be because she s entertaining a likeable gentleman while her maid gets dinner Wow! what luxury! I wouldn t mind taking her place now Here we are in the hilly country of Tennessee and it s so beautiful We find our selves in a tiny dusty and poorly organized workshop 'vly goodness! they must have dropped an atom bomb because there s a big cloud of smoke Beg pardon it s just one of Professor Hugh Swoyer s inventions blowing up in his face And here we see Hugh But we ll have you know Hugh has 1 4-Z3 patents on inventions that he has contrived Headed straight for Greenfield and what s this ? ? ? 'P we re stopping at the libra ry Here we find a middle aged gray haired librarian Oh! I know who she is now Katheryn Lamb and with no rings on the third finger of her left hand Smart girl single and still happy We're making a straight beeline for the Rocky Mountains and look who we find there! Gwynethe Carson the minister s wife We see Gwynethe doing her duty as a church member She's passing the collection plate around I bet she doesn t mmd doing that What s this ? We were in the Rocky Mountains and now we re going east so fast Im losing out There is the Atlantic Ocean and now we re slowing down Yes, we ve come to a stop in none other than Paris France Now we are entering a luxurious house which I ve been informed has twenty five rooms and right in the middle of the huge drawing room sits Mr and Mrs H W Vanderbilt having tea Mrs Vanderbilt IS the former Becky Lambi We've heard it said she prefers to be called Rebecca now Last but not least we find Vera Dunn in the Nash Automobile Building in Creston Iowa She's a saleswoman for the Nash Company and why not? Her husband Bill Harris, is the owner of this business I think we d better turn off our new radar television set as Vera is getting mad at a customer and I don t think she d want us to eavesdrop do you? It sure was like old times seeing all my old classmates again My this znvention IS simply marvelous but must shut it off as I have got to get supper Z3 , . l .... I 1 I 1 1 , . . . . 1 . I ' l ' l . . . . - , 5 . . - . . ' I . 1 1 I l 1 I , I - . 1 . 1 1 . I . 1 1 1 , n I 1 . . - . . , , . 0 L I 1 1 I . I ' I I - 1 1 f 1 with singed eyebrows, dirty hands, and looking rather bewildered about his experiment. I , . . . . 1 u I - ----D I 1 . - . . . - , . . . . . ' Q I 1 Q 1 I 1 u I Q 1 1 I - I e u I I . ' . . . , I 1 - 1 1 1 1 I . . . . . . , 9 ' . u 1 1 I - 1 1 . 1 . I 1 I I . . -g . . . I . . . I I . a

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PROP!-IECY May 13 1969 Dear Classmates We have purchased a new radar televlslon set xn the Lxlly family which cost us a sllght sum of one thousand dollars and belleve me on our mcome it s one thousand smackers too many but Edna Edwm junzor Joanna Robert and the twms E'.bb1e and Debbie enjoy It very much Well lets tune in the contraption and see lf we can fmd out maybe too much what has happened to our classmates We find jack Stewart stzll close to home just three blocks to be exact where he IS now owner manager and supervxsor of the grant O R I E N T radio statlon It looks as lf he xs makmg a fortune Don t let any blonde fool you with her big blue eyes jack, Well next on the list we fmd Lucllle Vandewater Lundy who has a husband four ch1ldren and a two room house Sounds as lf we re takmg lnventory doesn t at ? Vxrg11 spends h1s t1me ln a coal mme where there s more room while Lucy stays home and does her housework and anxiously wa1ts for Vlrgll to come home Ithmk we ll hurry and tune in somethmg else because on of thexr chlldren has started crying Now we fmd Bob Standley stxll an elxgzble bachelor but wzth a great desire to fmd a redhead wlllxng to spend the rest of her lxfe w1th h1m You ll find hlm rldlng around 1n a convertxble most anytlme but he keeps everybody curlous as to where he gets his money We re wandermg over to tne U S Senate where we fmd Kenneth Leeps fxlibustermg for prohxbztxon He IS the senator for New York state and belleve me he usually gets what he argues for Can t tell what he s sayxng because he s talkmg too fast so Let s look ln on Donna jean Llttrell Wonder what she s doing now? Oh! My gosh! there s Donna jean m a mald s umform carrying tea to Mrs Lxggett the presldent s wife Oh! Oh! I smell a rat there s Gail Dlers ln a butler s uniform Need we say more ? Oops! why are we here? Oh! I see now There s Doctor Stowell and hzs wife and also nurse Lola Campbell Stowell Lola always wanted to be a beaut1c1an I wonder what changed her mmd Now we see Professor Ray Weiss entering the College of Musical Knowledge He s ramsmg h1s baton and now we hear hxs unfmlshed symphony After hearing It I know why he never flnlshed it I don t blame him I wouldn t have elther We re looking for Margaret Hamlme and headmg strazght for Hollywood to the larg est theater in the world Now we re gomg down to the great actress s dressing room and there we fmd Margaret a maxd arrangmg the flowers Well look where we re gomg now! Iwonder who we ll fxnd here It s the U C L A vs Notre Dame football game and I believe yes It IS jimmy Buchanan in a U C L A ZZ c I ' ' . u . , . I . K I 1 . . ' . . - .6 - Q . n I -,J u . . . . un K . . n u J . u I

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