Orangeville High School - Red and Blue Yearbook (Orangeville, Ontario Canada)

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As an osteopath our Shirley Thompson Will rub peoples bones till they're blue, But friends youlll not have to worry As long as she doesnlt rub you. The animals will all be quite healthy Glenn Laughlin, when you are a vet, Welll let you treat any stray animal, And might even consider a pet. Stan Coulter when you are an engineer And are building up bridges so high, I'll bet welll be able to cross them, Without getting wet - if we try, Dave McCleary when you are a lawyer You'll win all the cases you try, 'Cause youlll get the poor judge so befuddled That unless you shut up he will die. Paul McCleary when you are a doctor A good deal of money youlll make, But yould better watch out for the ladies That blond hair might cause a heart ache. Jean Cl'owes when your a secretary Keep your eye on the paper my girl, And not on the guy thatls dictating Hips wifels fond of that curl. When Bill Trathen becomes a big farmer In the morning helll rise with the lark, And feed all his cattle and horses, Then count up his money till dark. Jack Emack when you go to Ryerson To take a career in T.V. , 'Rernernber the days that you sweated, Doing homework - you copied from me. Ev Curtis when you go in nursing And wear uniforms white like a pearl, You must keep an eye on the patients And not on the doctor, my girl.

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Clas s Prophecie s Bill Anderson , being a teacher Is a lovely position for you, And donit let the children your teaching Escape anything that you went thro. .lean Campbell, when your a dietition, You'll be doing what your quite good at, But you mustnit give patients a diet That will make them too thin or too fat. Jean Cudney, when you are a teacher Remember what we all went through, And use that long pointer a little Remember they did it to you. Helen Fleetham will soon be a teacher And will make a real good one Ind say, She'll feed the kids ice-cream and candy, And read them a story each day. When Bell Telephone get Marlene and Edie Weill be met with the best service yet. When we ask for a number on Monday We'll get itfby Tuesday l bet. Nan Scott will take Home Economics With cooking and things of that kind , I bet when your trying it our Nan You'll have somebody special in mind. Ruth Pierce, lone Stubbs and Miss Pinkney Are watching our teachers each day, For examplesfor them when theyure teachers Donlt be cross if the kids run away. 'When Bill Menary, Keith Moon gl Don Taylor Have gone through to be engineers, They'll be glad that they struggled thro fifth form For they'll really get payed for their tears.

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Mary Lawson when you go on radio And T.V. to make your debut, I bet 'there is somebody special At home who is listening to you. Betty Ann is going in nursing And she some-times can get pretty mad, If she gets Dave McCleary for a patient Watch your coffee for poison my lad. Some more Engineers we are having I-Ien Solecki and Ron Strilive, What an outlook for Canadals future Aren't you glad that you'1l still be alive. Mr. Percy: I wonder why they call these hurricanes by girls' names. Malcolm F: Because they are so nasty arid unpredictable. ll ll ll George Brown complained to Mr. Baker that he had a terrific stomach ache. Mr. Baker sent him to the principal. When he returned to the classroom, he walked in such a manner that his stomach stuck away out. When Mr. Baker asked him why he was walking that way, he replied, I told Mr. Cline I had a stomach ache, and he said if I could stick it out till noon held drive me home . ll H ll Don't you ever advise me to buy a bright red suit again . Why not? I stopped on the street to yawn and two people tried to push letters into my mouth . Il IU H Miss Kidd: Can you spell avoid ? Bill: Soitanly, I can. Vat is de void you vant I should spell? il H li Dora: lAfter being taken home by Barry! I'll be free tomorrow night Barry: So will I, ll ll II