Orange High School - Key Yearbook (Orange, MA)

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FRANCES KRASZEWSKI, retail merchandiser, world famous in her Held, is now employed by the J. A. Tepper Company. RUTH LUNDGREN is touring the country visiting drug stores. She enjoys being on the other side of the counter for a change. ANN MacGREGOR is now working at the Last National Bank. Her job is to see that the ink-wells are kept full. Buck Private JANE NELSON is on a secret mission to Australia. Inside sources tell us that she is looking for another Joe DiMaggio for the Yankees. BARBARA NICKOLS is working in the Pan-American Travel Agency arranging trips to distant places. She received her training collecting money from the Seniors. J OANNE PLUNKETT, graduate of Burbank Hospital, has opened an office on West Main street. As a mosquito veterinarian she is trying to find out what makes mosquitoes buzz. JAMES DIKE withdrew from the presidential race when he heard that ELEANOR RIEG was seeking nomination. He could plainly see that he didn't have a chance. ARLENE RIVERS, the champion diver, will be at The Ranch next week to demon- strate how to dive into a cup of water and not get Wet. HELEN SMITH, author of Don't Be Blue, Take Shorthand II , is now in town to autograph her book which is now on sale at all leading stores. IMOGENE WALLACE, editor of The Orange Gazette, will feature an article tomor- row entitled Should Married Women Have a Career? It has been reported that NEIL SAWYER has given up his position as manager of theatres and is now taking part in M. G. M.'s new production as Snow White's eighth dwarf. RUSSELL J UIF invented a special type of reducing pill for DOUGLAS JOHNSON, the former heavyweight champion of the world. Douglas is now the feather- weight champion of Utopia. SAMUEL SAHAGIAN and WESLEY LaFORD are engaged in a price war between their rival chain stores. At present everything is free of charge. JAMES LeFEBRE inherited fifty million dollars from one of his favorite teachers. His chauffeur drives him through the Square every Saturday where he tosses pennies to his former friends and classmates. MARGUERITE BLACKMER is running for President on the Women's Reform Party ticket. If she is elected, she plans to bring the O. H. S. Freshmen to Washington to clean up the scandal in the government. ARLAN BUTLER and WALTER CHENAUSKY have just completed their chain of used car lots from Boston to Hollywood, California. LAWRENCE HORRIGAN has been recognized as the world's best debater after defeating PAUL GUILMETTE in a panel discussion on the question of seam- less and non-seamless nylons.

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JOSEPH and LUCY TORCHIA own a chain of Tap-Your-Own-Shoe Stores all over New England. Their latest customer is NANCY COLO, who recently has returned from Hollywood where she teaches square dancing to Fred Astaire and Gene Nelson. DR. GENE WARD, founder of Ward's To-Be or Not-To-Be Sanatorium, has perfect- ed a new way to operate without the use of ether. WALTER WRIGLEY has just finished his book entitled How to Fly a Model Air- plane in One Thousand Easy Lessons . In recognition of this contribution to aviation, he has been promoted to the rank of Major General in the Air Force. JOHN WOOD has invented a new way to stay healthy. The secret formula is a fifty thousand dollar vacation to Getwell Springs, Hawaii. It is reported that ALICE EATON is doing missionary work in Alaska. If you would like an autographed copy of her latest book entitled It's a Hot Night in Alas- ka , send in one Kool cigarette wrapper plus ten dollars to her private treasurer, JEAN BARRETT. CONSTANCE BATCHELOR has recently taken Marie Wilson's part in My Friend Irma . Much of the credit for Mis, Batchelor's success is due to her script writer, BETTY BROWN. MARION ELLIS, former manager of the Boston Red Sox, has invented a new squirt gun that contains ten gallons of water. This ingenious weapon is now being used by the National Guard for protection. Miss Calso Supreme of 1962 , alias BEVERLY BURNETT, recently won a tour to every Calso gas station in the country with all expenses paid by the company. MARGARET BLACK and ANN BOURQUE, graduates of Cooley Dickinson Hos- pital, have recently been nominated for the Nobel Prize. Their medical ex- perience has kept smallpox out of Wendell Depot for over seven years. They were nominated for this great award by LORRAINE DESSEAU, the chairman of the Committee of One in Wendell. JANET FOURNIER has purchased many theatres across the country. We have heard from a reliable source that she has a weakness for ushers. NANCY GORDON, employed by the Uncollectible Life Insurance Company, is working her way to the top, she is now the chief pencil sharpener. ALICE HARRIS, star of the famous T. V. program, Whistler's Grandmother, now has reached fame as a driver of the new jet car. ANITA HOADLEY, dancing star of Why Paint Your Car? , is also the owner of Toni's Beauty Parlor of Fifth Avenue. J EANETTE JOHNSON has returned to Orange for a short visit. She is the owner of the Lazy-B dude ranch in Wyoming. VICTORINE J OLY, star of stage, screen, T. V., radio and what have you, can cur- rently be seen in the play entitled Char1ie. MARY ANNE KENNEY has received her R. N. Cregular nuisancej from Massachu- setts General Hospital and is now trainer for the Boston Red Flops.

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DAVID MURCHIE has returned to Hollywood after visiting Orange. He will con- tinue his role as understudy to Boris Karloff. Returning from Prague, FRED NIEUWEJAAR. has brought back with him a new scientific method for boiling water. WINFRED FELLOWS has just been named number one hot rod driver of the year. LEOPAULD LETOURNEAU is R. C. A.'s new sound effects man for Spike Jones's band. He was discovered by an R. C. A. talent scout when he was on the WARE program. After years of study and hard work, ELIZABETH FERGUSON has graduated from Deegan's Dental School eMARGARET DEEGAN guarantees to teach her students the art of pulling false teeth the painless way. EDWINA BLAZEJEWSKI has just won the annual Oscar for her magnificent per- formance in Binga Belinda. This award is a result of her four years of acting experience in high school. CAROLE DRURY, a famous Powers Model, leads the Easter Parade every year down Fifth Avenue. She was recently chosen as one of the six thousand best dressed girls in Orange. AUDREY THOMPSON is the owner of the world famous Fanny Farmer's Delicat- essen Shop . ANN BRIGGS, connoisseur of fine foods, tests the goods before they are sold to the customers. DOROTHY NICEWICZ and NANCY TAYLOR are employed in the world famous F. B. I. office, better known as Frank Buck's Institute. ALICE RICHARDS has reached the peak of her career. She is the morning waitress at Whit's Diner. CAROLINE SWEENEY replaces her in the afternoon so that she can attend the afternoon matinee. JUDY RISING, Pan-American's glamorous stewardess, has been grounded because of air sickness. J OANNE RIVERS, Becker College's pseudoperidium professor, has discovered a new method of passing tests by studying. THALMA WRIGHT is a member of the only all girls' orchestra in Siberia. She is featured as Squeaky and the Clarinet. SHIRLEY ZANI, number two point getter for the Harlem Globetrotters, is now mod- eling sporting goods in the Orange Sports Dugout. Signed: MARION ELLIS DOROTHY NICEWICZ JOANNE PLUNKETT