Orange High School - Key Yearbook (Orange, MA)

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JOSEPH and LUCY TORCHIA own a chain of Tap-Your-Own-Shoe Stores all over New England. Their latest customer is NANCY COLO, who recently has returned from Hollywood where she teaches square dancing to Fred Astaire and Gene Nelson. DR. GENE WARD, founder of Ward's To-Be or Not-To-Be Sanatorium, has perfect- ed a new way to operate without the use of ether. WALTER WRIGLEY has just finished his book entitled How to Fly a Model Air- plane in One Thousand Easy Lessons . In recognition of this contribution to aviation, he has been promoted to the rank of Major General in the Air Force. JOHN WOOD has invented a new way to stay healthy. The secret formula is a fifty thousand dollar vacation to Getwell Springs, Hawaii. It is reported that ALICE EATON is doing missionary work in Alaska. If you would like an autographed copy of her latest book entitled It's a Hot Night in Alas- ka , send in one Kool cigarette wrapper plus ten dollars to her private treasurer, JEAN BARRETT. CONSTANCE BATCHELOR has recently taken Marie Wilson's part in My Friend Irma . Much of the credit for Mis, Batchelor's success is due to her script writer, BETTY BROWN. MARION ELLIS, former manager of the Boston Red Sox, has invented a new squirt gun that contains ten gallons of water. This ingenious weapon is now being used by the National Guard for protection. Miss Calso Supreme of 1962 , alias BEVERLY BURNETT, recently won a tour to every Calso gas station in the country with all expenses paid by the company. MARGARET BLACK and ANN BOURQUE, graduates of Cooley Dickinson Hos- pital, have recently been nominated for the Nobel Prize. Their medical ex- perience has kept smallpox out of Wendell Depot for over seven years. They were nominated for this great award by LORRAINE DESSEAU, the chairman of the Committee of One in Wendell. JANET FOURNIER has purchased many theatres across the country. We have heard from a reliable source that she has a weakness for ushers. NANCY GORDON, employed by the Uncollectible Life Insurance Company, is working her way to the top, she is now the chief pencil sharpener. ALICE HARRIS, star of the famous T. V. program, Whistler's Grandmother, now has reached fame as a driver of the new jet car. ANITA HOADLEY, dancing star of Why Paint Your Car? , is also the owner of Toni's Beauty Parlor of Fifth Avenue. J EANETTE JOHNSON has returned to Orange for a short visit. She is the owner of the Lazy-B dude ranch in Wyoming. VICTORINE J OLY, star of stage, screen, T. V., radio and what have you, can cur- rently be seen in the play entitled Char1ie. MARY ANNE KENNEY has received her R. N. Cregular nuisancej from Massachu- setts General Hospital and is now trainer for the Boston Red Flops.

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P Thei Crystal Ball , Ss-1yethEThis of L the Future . -7 v What does the future hold for the class of 1952 of Orange High School? While admitting that we are as much in the dark as everyone. is concern-ing the answer to the question, nevertheless, we venture to make the following predictions for our classmates for the year 1962: RICHARD BOGEL, former aviator at the Orange Airport, has won his water wings in the Y. M. C. A. dog paddle contest. JOE COLO models shirts for MacGregor sportswear at the Orange Clothing Store. Private PETER HEBERT and Colonel GUS JOHNSON, former residents of Orange, have won the good conduct badge along with the rest of the Yankee Division. EDWARD KRUZLIC is instructing the Girl Scouts in their first aid badge. ARTHUR MARTINELLI has just joined the Bluebeard Bachelor Club in New York City. NORMAN LEONARD is a ten-year veteran in the Navy. He is still swabbing the decks of the USS Sailboat. RICHARD MARTINELLI is featured in the Barnum and Bailey Circus as Hercules. RICHAIRD SIEXW found baseball too strenuous and is now ping-pong champion of t e wor . MARGUERITE HILL and BARBARA JOHNSON have invented a new type of typewriter that never makes a mistake. Their best customer is the Orange High School. ANN OBERG, famous child psychologist, is writing for the Boston Sunday Advertiser. Her feature article is Bringing Up Father. VERNON TAYLOR, the canary screen star of silent films, is giving a concert in B- sharp at the North Orange Town Hall. EDWARD THOMPSON has won fame and fortune by sending messages over his tom-toms at half price.

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FRANCES KRASZEWSKI, retail merchandiser, world famous in her Held, is now employed by the J. A. Tepper Company. RUTH LUNDGREN is touring the country visiting drug stores. She enjoys being on the other side of the counter for a change. ANN MacGREGOR is now working at the Last National Bank. Her job is to see that the ink-wells are kept full. Buck Private JANE NELSON is on a secret mission to Australia. Inside sources tell us that she is looking for another Joe DiMaggio for the Yankees. BARBARA NICKOLS is working in the Pan-American Travel Agency arranging trips to distant places. She received her training collecting money from the Seniors. J OANNE PLUNKETT, graduate of Burbank Hospital, has opened an office on West Main street. As a mosquito veterinarian she is trying to find out what makes mosquitoes buzz. JAMES DIKE withdrew from the presidential race when he heard that ELEANOR RIEG was seeking nomination. He could plainly see that he didn't have a chance. ARLENE RIVERS, the champion diver, will be at The Ranch next week to demon- strate how to dive into a cup of water and not get Wet. HELEN SMITH, author of Don't Be Blue, Take Shorthand II , is now in town to autograph her book which is now on sale at all leading stores. IMOGENE WALLACE, editor of The Orange Gazette, will feature an article tomor- row entitled Should Married Women Have a Career? It has been reported that NEIL SAWYER has given up his position as manager of theatres and is now taking part in M. G. M.'s new production as Snow White's eighth dwarf. RUSSELL J UIF invented a special type of reducing pill for DOUGLAS JOHNSON, the former heavyweight champion of the world. Douglas is now the feather- weight champion of Utopia. SAMUEL SAHAGIAN and WESLEY LaFORD are engaged in a price war between their rival chain stores. At present everything is free of charge. JAMES LeFEBRE inherited fifty million dollars from one of his favorite teachers. His chauffeur drives him through the Square every Saturday where he tosses pennies to his former friends and classmates. MARGUERITE BLACKMER is running for President on the Women's Reform Party ticket. If she is elected, she plans to bring the O. H. S. Freshmen to Washington to clean up the scandal in the government. ARLAN BUTLER and WALTER CHENAUSKY have just completed their chain of used car lots from Boston to Hollywood, California. LAWRENCE HORRIGAN has been recognized as the world's best debater after defeating PAUL GUILMETTE in a panel discussion on the question of seam- less and non-seamless nylons.