Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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ae ,fe 4- ,fw X f ,' Avg A Q5 X X Harlen W.: UI get a big kick every time I kiss Ruth.H Rudy Boss. HGee, she never objected to mine.H Q uv 5 75 af ex ,Mother may I go out to neck? Yes my darling daughter. But don't tell Dad or you get heck. Cause he thinks you hadn't oughter. Donald Seager: NWhat's the difference between a girl and a traffic ccp?H Hugh Drake: UI don't know.n Donald Seeger: nWhen the cop says stop, he means it. Mr. Benedict: HWhat's that lying over there on the side walkzn Willard Pawson: HI can't sec whether its a girlfs bathing suit or a fancy cigar band.n Art Pence: Uwhat could be worse than a giraffe with tonsilitis?H e w w Small Son: HMother, there's something running across the floor that hasnft any arms or legsln Mother: ' HGood Heavens! What is it?H Small Son: HWater.n xg U v 75 Wf 7? lst Senior: HThat new Sophomore is a man of few words.n 2nd Senior: nWho told you that?H lst Senior: UHe did--for three hours.n

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Question: Q: .N x f 'F K 'X 0 92 al AURTIEGS. FINAL Why are window envelopes used? Answers: Window envelopes are used so they oanit see in where you are working. Question: If you had 350 to spend, what question would you have to ask yourself before you could spend the S550 9 wisely. Answers: Q I would ask myself nothing, I Would get a defense bond. I would ask myself to buy a defense bond. Do I need it? Where can I get it? Is it worth it? Is IT MADE IN JAPAN? -f Ka :L 16 1. as Sunday School teacher: Who was it that went into a lions den and came out it must be apple, because the pumpkin tastes unharmed? Mac Black: Tarzan! Customer: What kind of pie is this? Waiter: What does it taste like? Customer: Glue Waiter: Then like soap. fc it le Ruth: Boy this dance floor is slippery. Rudy: J That wasn't the floor. I just had my shoes shined

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Xi- NX ywxygx I I 4 ' A o 'IIIJ X SENIOR STALLS I didn't. have time. I didn't, get the assignment. I was absent yesterday. I don't remember I forgot to study that. studied the wrong chapter. lost my book. The lesson was to long. I didn't get that far. I know, but I can't explain it. I didn't get your question. Some one stole my book. My book is at home. I studied the chapter before. I can't write because my finger is sore. I I REASONS FOR BEING LATE DEDICATED TO MR. BENEDICT Ran out of Gas, Couldn't get the car started. Had to wait on a train. Had a blow out. Got stuck in the mud. Car froze up. Clock was slow. Car got in a ditch. Didn't get up in time. Bus was late. Sick. Someone else was sick. Raining too hard. Helped do dishes.