Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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fi 91 He: Why do they call her sailboat? He : HBeoause she makes a better showing in the breeze r N N '1'hat's the guy I'm laying, for, said the hen as the farm crossed the yard. w w s Donald D.: Does your fountain pen leak all of the time? Basil F.: No,only when I have ink in it. Mr. Slayton: HI drew a picture in ten minutes and thought nothing of it.n Mao Black: I saw it and didn't think anything of it 4 either,n ' :L 'L if n Wx Loraine G.: uShe reminds me of the sea.n Dean B.: A HHowzat?U Loraine G.: ' nShe looks green, but sometimes she is aw- fully rough.N Employer: HI can't use you, I don't need much help.n Butch Yenor: nOh that's all right I won't be much help.n Book salesman: HThis book will do half your work.u Mac Black: ' HGood, Ifll take two.U

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, 4: f fgomxx 4 ! N ROMANTIC They walked down the lane together, The sky was covered with stars, ' They reached the gate in silence, He slowly lifted the bars. She neither smiled nor thanked him Because she knew not how, ' For he was only a farmer'boy, And she was a Jersey Cow. . SENIOR LIT. Question: What is Romanticism? Answer: Romanticism is the relationship between husband and wife, life and nature, etc., and is still very popular today. SOUNDS REASONABLE CMR. ADLERJ Mother: ' Oh, Garrell! You fell in the mud with your new pants on! Garrell: ' ' Well, mummy, I fell so fast I didn't have time to take them off. Ruth W.: ' NI smell tobacco, do you smoke tobacco?H Alan F 0 HDid you ever hear of anyone smoking anything but tobacco?U Ruth W.: ' H I had an uncle once who smoked hams.n BIOLOGY QUIZ Question Kafter a thorough study of musclesl nwhat are biceps?n Answer: A It is a tool used in hospitals.

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Question: Q: .N x f 'F K 'X 0 92 al AURTIEGS. FINAL Why are window envelopes used? Answers: Window envelopes are used so they oanit see in where you are working. Question: If you had 350 to spend, what question would you have to ask yourself before you could spend the S550 9 wisely. Answers: Q I would ask myself nothing, I Would get a defense bond. I would ask myself to buy a defense bond. Do I need it? Where can I get it? Is it worth it? Is IT MADE IN JAPAN? -f Ka :L 16 1. as Sunday School teacher: Who was it that went into a lions den and came out it must be apple, because the pumpkin tastes unharmed? Mac Black: Tarzan! Customer: What kind of pie is this? Waiter: What does it taste like? Customer: Glue Waiter: Then like soap. fc it le Ruth: Boy this dance floor is slippery. Rudy: J That wasn't the floor. I just had my shoes shined