Onsted High School - Wildcat Pride Yearbook (Onsted, MI)

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, 4: f fgomxx 4 ! N ROMANTIC They walked down the lane together, The sky was covered with stars, ' They reached the gate in silence, He slowly lifted the bars. She neither smiled nor thanked him Because she knew not how, ' For he was only a farmer'boy, And she was a Jersey Cow. . SENIOR LIT. Question: What is Romanticism? Answer: Romanticism is the relationship between husband and wife, life and nature, etc., and is still very popular today. SOUNDS REASONABLE CMR. ADLERJ Mother: ' Oh, Garrell! You fell in the mud with your new pants on! Garrell: ' ' Well, mummy, I fell so fast I didn't have time to take them off. Ruth W.: ' NI smell tobacco, do you smoke tobacco?H Alan F 0 HDid you ever hear of anyone smoking anything but tobacco?U Ruth W.: ' H I had an uncle once who smoked hams.n BIOLOGY QUIZ Question Kafter a thorough study of musclesl nwhat are biceps?n Answer: A It is a tool used in hospitals.

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fy. 'Q ,155-. Wig: .Y xv X -xy' if QM f X WORTH KNOWING Mr. Benedict: HYes, my friends, you will be surprised to know that after long study I can speak the language of wild animals. D, Seagor: 'Next time you meet a skunk, ask him what's the big ldea.H MORE DEADHY THAN THE MALE Fred Wilkins, a fabricator worker, was knocked ten feet yesterday evening by coming in contact with F. Richard- son earring unexpected high voltage.n WHY WORRY Don't worry if your grades are low, Or your rewards are fewg Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you. Betsy Outman: Miss Potter, this soup is punk. Miss Potter: How do you know? Betsy Outman: A little swallow told me. :C J. JL 1. n n He: Honey, you don't make the bread that- mama used to bake. She: No, and you don't make the dough that papa used to make. H, Baker: Hwhere is that 1ead?H as she pumped her automatic pencil that worked like a plunger, HMy thumb is getting tired.H Miss Falting: HGet an automatic thumbln

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fi 91 He: Why do they call her sailboat? He : HBeoause she makes a better showing in the breeze r N N '1'hat's the guy I'm laying, for, said the hen as the farm crossed the yard. w w s Donald D.: Does your fountain pen leak all of the time? Basil F.: No,only when I have ink in it. Mr. Slayton: HI drew a picture in ten minutes and thought nothing of it.n Mao Black: I saw it and didn't think anything of it 4 either,n ' :L 'L if n Wx Loraine G.: uShe reminds me of the sea.n Dean B.: A HHowzat?U Loraine G.: ' nShe looks green, but sometimes she is aw- fully rough.N Employer: HI can't use you, I don't need much help.n Butch Yenor: nOh that's all right I won't be much help.n Book salesman: HThis book will do half your work.u Mac Black: ' HGood, Ifll take two.U